Coming out of the Closet

[8timechamps]

Things I've learned in this thread:

1. Chuck Bao is gay. Sweet. I guess. Good luck with dudes?

2. SicEm has a friend of six years that is gay and he's not sure how to feel about it, BUT, he is "chatting" with him (late at night) on Facebook...hmmmm ;)

3. BRJ likes to stick his nector injector into watermelons.

4. Dean has thought about having a scroat on his chin, and decided he wouldn't like it. I never thought about it...But Dean-o did...ooooooo

Do you guys like tapes or CDs?

Tapes? Tape these nuts to yo chin!

CDs? CDs nuts in yo mouf!

(Courtesy of Snoop Dogg)

[olevetonahill]

Yeah, I accidentally outed myself about nine months ago when I mentioned that it is a pity that I can't live in my own country with the person I love (being that the US State Department doesn't recognize same-sex marriages).

But once the genie is out of the bottle, I'm like hitting every gay pride parade there is. Not really. :cool:

When Come Home for Christmas Let me Know . Ill help ya have ya one Here In Wister .:D

[TheHumanAlphabet]

I'm shocked! A gay guy at baylor... I'm Shocked!

[BigRedJed]

http://media.ebaumsworld.com/picture/cokercola587/Watermelon.jpg

[stoops the eternal pimp]

You complete me

[olevetonahill]

http://media.ebaumsworld.com/picture/cokercola587/Watermelon.jpg

That turns ME ON .

[NYC Poke]

3. BRJ likes to stick his nector injector into watermelons.

That's not what he said. He said he likes to have sex with watermelons. Given the nature of this thread, I'm not sure that's the kind of sex he was referring to.

[Tulsa_Fireman]

EmLHOGT0v4c

But whatever you do, don't have sex with monkeys.

[soonerboomer93]

http://media.ebaumsworld.com/picture/cokercola587/Watermelon.jpg

you should have marked that NSFW

[MamaMia]

I have gay friends who I love with all my heart. We just agree to disagree on the issue of sexuality. I dont know what it says in a California bible, or a protestent bible, but my Catholic bible says this:

"And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet." - Romans 1:27

"Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is an abomination." - Leviticus 18:22

"The woman shall not wear that which pertaineth unto a man, neither shall a man put on a woman's garment: for all that do so [are] abomination unto the Lord thy God." - Deuteronomy 22:5

I understand that to mean that its a sin to be a transvestite or to be gay, but it's also a sin to judge and hate them for it. Its really that simple.

[Stoop Dawg]

How does a gay guy help me pick up women?

So, you know absolutely nothing about women, huh? ;)

[OklahomaTuba]

You know, no one is different, we are all humans (except Cher, she is an alien), and being human (sans Cher) means we are sinners.

In the words of Christ, don't hate the sinner, hate the sin. If that person is your friend or family member, they should still be your friend or family member. If that person is an alien, kill it.

[def_lazer_fc]

i think thats been established

[Stoop Dawg]

i think thats been established

That's what I get for replying before noticing that the thread is 14 friggin pages long.

Actually, that's what I get for posting in a thread like this in the first place.

[Tulsa_Fireman]

Don't hate the buttpumper, hate the buttpumping.

[Sooner24]

Don't hate the buttpumper, hate the buttpumping.

I just shot pop out my nose and onto my computer. :D

[Chuck Bao]

Don't hate the buttpumper, hate the buttpumping.

Okay. But what about the buttpumpee?

[SicEmBaylor]

Chuck, I just realized that if you reverse the syllables in Bangkok then I totally understand why you live there. :D

Just kidding with you.

[JohnnyMack]

Okay. But what about the buttpumpee?

We still love you.

[Chuck Bao]

We still love you.

Well, thank you. We love you back.

Pffft. Come on, it was the obvious question.

In some Muslim countries, the receptive party gets thrown down the mountain side, like they are tempting the morals of upstanding men.

Like women getting raped and then getting punished for it.

The whole pitcher and catcher thing should be moot but it is still probably a good indication about male and female equality. With that in mind, love the sinner, hate the sin.

[Chuck Bao]

Besides all that, buttpumpee isn't something that I get to say very often. Actually that was my first time. And, I'm going to say it a few more times.

buttpumpee
buttpumpee
buttpumpee

So, do firemen get to buttpumpalot?

[8timechamps]

We'll always love you Chuck, just not "Love you".

[StoopTroup]

SicEm...

I know your friend seems to be telling you lots of stuff that you don't want to hear...but...this is where you can maybe help him with his gheyness.

If he's your friend...you should make sure he's not just getting free drinks and getting to hang out with all the beautiful people and let all those beautiful people hang their junk in his face and pound on his manhole. Make sure they are at least taking him shopping before going out. Let him know that your OK with his coming out...BUTT...:D that should be celebrated with a shopping trip or he's just a man whore. He needs to make sure he's rewarded and showered with gifts from his men.

Maybe he'll snap out of it and realize their all just a bunch of losers who find it difficult to deal with REAL Women.

What I think is...he's not really coming out...he's using that as a way to recruit you.

Yeah...you better go check yourself...your halfway gay already.

Damn man...someone had to tell you.

Go wipe your facebook and find a playboy.

Then call Drama Girl and tell her this is the last offer she's getting from you for some DICK! After tonight....she's just another chick with problems to you. If she can't see that your good for her...she's just going to keeping denying herself the trauma that is SicEm. :D

Good Luck man! You can do this!

ST

[LosAngelesSooner]

For ease Ive Numbered your Weak points .
#1 ,You are the one arguing ,and trying to make your weak points , Like Ive said I dont Care either way what you believe:rolleyes:

#2 , Ill restate it again , You Made False statements about the Bible , I clarified the Christian Belief. :rolleyes: .
One More time . THe Entire Bible Is relevant to Belivers , If you are such a brillant Biblical scholar, you would Know that :rolleyes:

# 3 = Theres always room fer a threesome :hot: :hot: :hot:

#4 Its Not MY view ya Lib, Mental Midget ;) . Tell me again How and where Ive Twisted anything ? :rolleyes:
Now Its Kinda fun Sparing with ya , But Im not sure its fair to Have a Battle Of wits with an Unarmed idiot .:P
I'm not sure which is funnier, how wrong you are or the fact that you don't realize that you've just proven my point.


I have gay friends who I love with all my heart. We just agree to disagree on the issue of sexuality. I dont know what it says in a California bible, or a protestent bible, but my Catholic bible says this:

"And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet." - Romans 1:27

"Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is an abomination." - Leviticus 18:22

"The woman shall not wear that which pertaineth unto a man, neither shall a man put on a woman's garment: for all that do so [are] abomination unto the Lord thy God." - Deuteronomy 22:5

I understand that to mean that its a sin to be a transvestite or to be gay, but it's also a sin to judge and hate them for it. Its really that simple.And I want to take this moment to thank you for reinforcing my point with your Catholic Bible. ;)

[SCOUT]

And I want to take this moment to thank you for reinforcing my point with your Catholic Bible. ;)

I would like to thank you for your masterful work. You have successfully taken a conversation about a personal dilemma and turned it into your own judgement of an entire religion. That is no small feat.

You have made it no secret about your feelings about the gay lifestyle. Likewise, you have made it no secret of your feelings about Christianity. We get it.

The irony is how you treat people who have differing opinions. If someone disagrees with you they are ignorant, intolerant and bigoted.

I would suggest you read the definitions of those words and re-read your own posts.

[olevetonahill]

Deer LAS
:rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

[Shamrock]

SicEm has friends?

[SicEmBaylor]

SicEm has friends?

Yes, making friends isn't the problem. Putting "girl" in front of the "friend" is the trouble area.

[Gandalf_The_Grey]

Maybe you should date a guy!

[SicEmBaylor]

Maybe you should date a guy!

Yes, well, I'm not gay. That makes things difficult.

[Tulsa_Fireman]

You won't know for sure until you try it.

How do you know you're not genetically gay, but just haven't realized you like weiners?

[Gandalf_The_Grey]

Just get a feather boa and pink thong and go to a pride parade...Gay is very contagious

[SouthFortySooner]

I have actually had this happen to me twice in my middlin long life. The first fellow died with AIDS. The second I carry around the secret so as not to hurt his wife and children.

I know, I know in todays liberal world it shouldn't hurt his wife or children to know daddy secretly lets strange men put their schlongeraters up his but.

Nevertheless; just keep the secret if others would be hurt.

[LosAngelesSooner]

I would like to thank you for your masterful work. You have successfully taken a conversation about a personal dilemma and turned it into your own judgement of an entire religion. That is no small feat.

You have made it no secret about your feelings about the gay lifestyle. Likewise, you have made it no secret of your feelings about Christianity. We get it.

The irony is how you treat people who have differing opinions. If someone disagrees with you they are ignorant, intolerant and bigoted.

I would suggest you read the definitions of those words and re-read your own posts.I'm gonna let OleVet answer this one for me...


Deer SCOUT
:rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:
Thanks. ;)

[SicEmBaylor]

He's having drinks with a dude tonight. I told him that sounded really really gay.

[LosAngelesSooner]

He's having drinks with a dude tonight. I told him that sounded really really gay.Does a post like this make you feel really cool, or does the fact that you're sitting at home alone while a gay guy in Waco is out getting more action that you have in the last 5 year make you realize that it's really sad?:texan:

[SicEmBaylor]

He thought it was funny.

[OULenexaman]

damn...a gay thread...tell him...or it..to move to Austin...or San Fran...

[olevetonahill]

Does a post like this make you feel really cool, or does the fact that you're sitting at home alone while a gay guy in Waco is out getting more action that you have in the last 5 year make you realize that it's really sad?:texan:

Where the Hells My Grenades and Such ?
If you dint Brang em yer Ghey .:mad: :D

[StoopTroup]

Hey sicEm...

I might have been a little harsh again.

Sorry.

BTW...has your friend been wearing any new expensive clothes or jewelry? :D

[SicEmBaylor]

Hey sicEm...

I might have been a little harsh again.

Sorry.

BTW...has your friend been wearing any new expensive clothes or jewelry? :D

I haven't seen him since he graduated in May and took a job with Russ Feingold's PAC. He then went to Nebraska to work on the Kleeb campaign.

He's back in Dallas looking for a new job now, but he hasn't come down to Waco.

[NYC Poke]

What was he driving?

http://andrewsullivan.theatlantic.com/the_daily_dish/images/2008/11/23/honeywell.png

[SicEmBaylor]

What was he driving?

http://andrewsullivan.theatlantic.com/the_daily_dish/images/2008/11/23/honeywell.png

Heh, he used to drive an XTerra before he had a wreck.

[Jimminy Crimson]

Heh, he used to drive an XTerra before he had a wreck.

I'm going to guess he rear-ended a dude? :pop:

[SoonerStormchaser]

Ba-dum **CRASH**

[SCOUT]

I'm gonna let OleVet answer this one for me...


Thanks. ;)

You're quite welcome. Here are some additional reports of tolerance:

"Since the people of California voted to reaffirm the sanctity of traditional marriage between a man and a woman on November 4, 2008, places of worship have been targeted by opponents of Proposition 8 with demonstrations and, in some cases, vandalism," the church's First Presidency wrote.


"Anyone who attends Sundance is quite literally funding the enemy," he wrote. Aravosis also called for a boycott of tourism and skiing in the "Hate State of Utah."


There have been calls to boycott the annual Sundance Film Festival in Park City, Utah; some activists have called for a boycott of the entire state of Utah. Protesters have defaced some church buildings, and in Arapaho County, Colo., the Sheriff's Office is investigating a possible hate crime — the torching of the Book of Mormon on a church's doorstep.
Ignorance, intolerance and bigotry defined.

[SoonerStormchaser]

Why do threads with SicEm always get the replies? Jeez...aren't we just encouraging him to mediocrity and perpetual celibacy?

NTTAWWT

[SicEmBaylor]

Why do threads with SicEm always get the replies? Jeez...aren't we just encouraging him to mediocrity and perpetual celibacy?

NTTAWWT

How exactly does this thread do either of those things?

[Scott D]

Why do threads with SicEm always get the replies? Jeez...aren't we just encouraging him to mediocrity and perpetual celibacy?

NTTAWWT

these threads don't encourage that which is so clearly attainable for him, they affirm that he's destine for that status.

[SicEmBaylor]

These threads are like my own personal horcrux. When one of them is closed a small part of my soul dies.

[BigRedJed]

Shh. Don't get Dean all excited with that horcrux talk.

[Gandalf_The_Grey]

The Sound of the Music - My Favorite Things

[NYC Poke]

Dude, you're never getting laid if you keep talking about horcruces.

[Collier11]

A friend of mine "came out" at this early Thanksgiving dinner last night that was hosted by my roommate's girlfriend for friends and extended friends. After the dinner, a few of us came back to my place to have some beer, cigars, and shoot the breeze. This guy was the last to leave, and he just came right out and told me. He said he hesitated telling me because he didn't think I would react very well to the news. He was right -- I honestly didn't really know what to say or think. I've known this guy for 6 years.

He's still a friend I suppose, but I'm really weirded out. I don't hate the guy or anything, but I'm not real sure I'm going to be comfortable just hanging out and having a beer like we've done so many times in the past.

I wish people would keep this **** to themselves. I asked him if he was going to be one of those flaming paraders who wear speedos and dance in the streets and he assured me he wasn't.

Weird. Weird weird ****.

I would say that if he is your friend then grow up and be the guys friend...I seriously doubt he is going to hit on you and if he does tell him to F off! Otherwise, youre not going to get cooties

[Collier11]

How does a gay guy help me pick up women?

Girls love gay guys cus they are non-threatening, this can often mean hot girls. Also, he could help you out cus he could tell you what a girl that you might like wants in a guy

[proud gonzo]

we've covered that already. we've moved on to the "mock sicem" portion of this thread.

[Collier11]

I didnt want to read 16 pages about sicems hidden ghey tendencies, my bad ;)

[C&CDean]

Dude, you're never getting laid if you keep talking about horcruces.

That's where you're wrong aglet. Chicks dig Harry Potter. Dude could have tapped Hermione, Jenny, Luna, Cho, and Minerva ****ing McGonagal if'n he felt like it.

[JohnnyMack]

:rolleyes:

[C&CDean]

:rolleyes:

And you could probably tap Sicem if'n you buy him flowers first.

[Collier11]

Girls dig Harry Potter almost as much as they enjoy yeast infections

[BlondeSoonerGirl]

'...I'm upset that my friend told me he's gay...'

'...what kind of ascot should I get?...'


WTFE.

[JohnnyMack]

And you could probably tap Sicem if'n you buy him flowers first.

I thought you knew. I'm a pimp. I don't buy bitches that ****.

[NYC Poke]

That's where you're wrong aglet. Chicks dig Harry Potter. Dude could have tapped Hermione, Jenny, Luna, Cho, and Minerva ****ing McGonagal if'n he felt like it.


Any girl that openly admits to liking Harry Potter has too much self esteem for SicEm.

[C&CDean]

Any girl that openly admits to liking Harry Potter has too much self esteem for SicEm.

True enough.

[TheHumanAlphabet]

I know this is great fun, but please when will it end???

[boomermagic]

I had a fraternity brother that was an outstanding guy and a solid Republican. He was a two-term president of Student Government was introduced routinely at Republican functions as "The Future Governor of Oklahoma." When he came out a couple of years after graduation, I was stunned. But he had the courage to be himself, sacrificing his political career in the process.

As you get older, more and more people you know will come out. Some will be guys you always sort of suspected, and some will come completely out of left field, like my fraternity brother. As this happens more, it will probably bother you less.

A solid republican that is an outstanding guy ?

Really? That is amazing...:D

[boomermagic]

I would say that if he is your friend then grow up and be the guys friend...I seriously doubt he is going to hit on you and if he does tell him to F off! Otherwise, youre not going to get cooties

That's probably good advice..

[SicEmBaylor]

That's where you're wrong aglet. Chicks dig Harry Potter. Dude could have tapped Hermione, Jenny, Luna, Cho, and Minerva ****ing McGonagal if'n he felt like it.

Jenny is my favorite. I'm a sucker for the reds.

[frankensooner]

I don't want to ruin the 7th book, but Harry does end up tapping Ginny, a lot. Tons of Snogging and Shagging.

[SicEmBaylor]

I don't want to ruin the 7th book, but Harry does end up tapping Jenny, a lot. Tons of Snogging and Shagging.

I'm going to kill the SOB. I tried it once before, but it didn't go too well. =(

[TheHumanAlphabet]

What did you try once?

Snogging and Shagging or tapping Jenny?

[proud gonzo]

it's GINNY, not Jenny. Get it right! :mad:

Jenny is my favorite. I'm a sucker for the reds.
and teenagers, apparently.

[NYC Poke]

it's GINNY, not Jenny. Get it right! :mad:

Whaddya think, SicEm? Too much self-esteem?


and teenagers, apparently.


I'm guessing yes.

[SicEmBaylor]

Whaddya think, SicEm? Too much self-esteem?




I'm guessing yes.

Most definitely, yes. ;)

[SoonerStormchaser]

and teenagers, apparently.

as opposed to.....ME!

[C&CDean]

it's GINNY, not Jenny. Get it right! :mad:

and teenagers, apparently.

Actually, it Ginevra. Get it right.

[soonerboomer93]

Deanpwned

[proud gonzo]

Actually, it Ginevra. Get it right.you just spelled it wrong the first time on purpose so you could correct me and show off your nerd skillz

[olevetonahill]

you just spelled it wrong the first time on purpose so you could correct me and show off your nerd skillz

Ya that Dean is such a Nerd .

[BigRedJed]

I will say this about Dean: if he were any more secure in his masculinity, he'd be riding a Vespa.

[proud gonzo]

Asscot

[GottaHavePride]

That must be a new model of Vespa.

The Vespa Asscot.

[Tulsa_Fireman]

ASSCOT

[proud gonzo]

ASSPRIN

[proud gonzo]

ASSAIL

[proud gonzo]

ASSAULT

[GottaHavePride]

ASSTRONAUT

[proud gonzo]

ASSTRONOMY

[GottaHavePride]

CREVASSE

[proud gonzo]

ASSECUTION

[proud gonzo]

HARASS

[proud gonzo]

PASSE

[proud gonzo]

BALLASST

[proud gonzo]

CASSTRATE

[proud gonzo]

BASSINET

[proud gonzo]

PROCRASSTINATE

[proud gonzo]

FIDEL CASSTRO

[proud gonzo]

ASSIMILATE

[proud gonzo]

CUTLASS

[proud gonzo]

LASSERATE

[proud gonzo]

ASSPIONAGE

[proud gonzo]

PASSTORAL

[proud gonzo]

POTASSH

[tommieharris91]

PG's last few posts reminded me that I need to wipe.

[proud gonzo]

STIMULASS

[proud gonzo]

IMPASSIONED

[Tulsa_Fireman]

ASSTOUNDING vocabulary!

[proud gonzo]

GRACIASS!

[Tulsa_Fireman]

I was going on the ASSUMPTION we were going to be locked in this MORASS of a thread until you came along, PG.

[proud gonzo]

Always happy to ASSIST

[tommieharris91]

Are you on ASSID?

[proud gonzo]

most ASSUREDLY not.

[Tulsa_Fireman]

I think that's ASSININE to ASSUME that just because a lady can be verbose AND make deliciASS pie that she must be on ASSID.

Did I mention that pie kicked hiney? But I'm a sucker for pie.

[C&CDean]

ASSVADA KEDAVRA BITCHES!!1!

[olevetonahill]

This thread is definitely Assinine :D