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Ike
11/20/2008, 12:08 PM
http://www.abcactionnews.com/news/local/story.aspx?content_id=78bc6c1e-11ad-4305-807d-c5298be50af6


NTERNATIONAL SPACE STATION -- Astronauts aboard the ISS can add one more mission to their list: locate a spider that has disappeared.

When Space Shuttle Endeavour took off from Kennedy Space Center this month, the crew carried two spiders with them.

The spiders were sent in an enclosed box for a school science program. Students want to know if spiders can survive and makes webs in space, but now only one spider can be seen in the container.

NASA isn't sure where the spider could have gone.

This could be bad...

SoonerInKCMO
11/20/2008, 12:11 PM
Are these the same astronauts that just lost a toolbox while on a spacewalk?

CatfishSooner
11/20/2008, 12:12 PM
BWHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

bri
11/20/2008, 12:17 PM
NASA isn't sure where the spider could have gone.

Does the ISS have a water spout?

Tulsa_Fireman
11/20/2008, 12:24 PM
Watch our for yer cornhole, bud.

Ike
11/20/2008, 12:26 PM
Are these the same astronauts that just lost a toolbox while on a spacewalk?

I believe so...

proud gonzo
11/20/2008, 12:35 PM
THANKS, Ike. Now I can have nightmares about sp*ders in space, legs flailing all about in zero-gravity. mother****er. :mad:

mdklatt
11/20/2008, 12:41 PM
In space, nobody can hear PG scream.

tommieharris91
11/20/2008, 12:44 PM
THANKS, Ike. Now I can have nightmares about sp*ders in space, legs flailing all about in zero-gravity. mother****er. :mad:

That lost spider is going to fall on top of your face as you sleep.

SoonerInKCMO
11/20/2008, 12:49 PM
That lost spider is going to fall on top of your face as you sleep.

But, because of the heat generated by reentry, it'll be a flaming spider when it lands on her face. She'll be freaked out and she'll lose her eyebrows.

SoonerInKCMO
11/20/2008, 12:50 PM
Jus' sittin' here... waitin' on my neg. :D

Ike
11/20/2008, 12:51 PM
THANKS, Ike. Now I can have nightmares about sp*ders in space, legs flailing all about in zero-gravity. mother****er. :mad:

I'm here to help.

Also, be sure to imagine what a web in zero-gravity might look like.

Frozen Sooner
11/20/2008, 12:56 PM
Weigh the remaining spider and see if it weighs approximately as much as both spiders put together.

Though I guess he's had time to poop since then.

1890MilesToNorman
11/20/2008, 12:56 PM
2008 - Arachnid in space. Hal takes a new and deadly form.

One of the female HomerNuats lost her bag of tools the other day. That'l cost a fortune to tack until it falls in Vet's back yard.

bri
11/20/2008, 01:31 PM
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3008/3045631801_bd796a1291_o.jpg

SoonerJack
11/20/2008, 01:32 PM
This is better than my lost toolbox thread. :-(

Now I wish I would have seen the lost spider article first.

By the way, these are all excellent comments. Sorry PG. But there is nothing funnier than girls that are afraid of spiders.

NormanPride
11/20/2008, 01:34 PM
Well... it can't get far, right?

TheHumanAlphabet
11/20/2008, 01:51 PM
Snakes in the plane...Spider in the space station.

Orwe'll have some mutant spider taking over the world.

proud gonzo
11/20/2008, 02:05 PM
In space, nobody can hear PG scream.
Oh, I'm pretty sure that my shouts of "MOTHER****ER!" defy the laws of physics, just like the existence of spiders defies all that is good about the world.

I'm here to help.

Also, be sure to imagine what a web in zero-gravity might look like.actually...that might be pretty cool.


PG. But there is nothing funnier than girls that are afraid of spiders.I'm not afraid of them. I HATE them with a firey passion. And usually a hammer. :mad: