Wish I Had Said That!

[RUSH LIMBAUGH is my clone!]

If you don't read the newspaper you are uninformed,
if you do read the newspaper you are misinformed.
Mark Twain


Suppose you were an idiot.
And suppose you were a member of Congress....
But, then I repeat myself.
Mark Twain


I contend that for a nation to try to tax itself into prosperity is like
a man standing in a bucket and trying to lift himself up by the handle.
Winston Churchill


A government which robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul.
George Bernard Shaw



Democracy must be something more than two wolves and a sheep voting on what to have for dinner.
-James Bovard, Civil Libertarian (1994)



Foreign aid might be defined as a transfer of money
from poor people in rich countries to rich people in poor countries.
-Douglas Casey, Classmate of Bill Clinton at Georgetown University



Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys.
-P.J. O'Rourke, Civil Libertarian



Government is the great fiction, through which everybody endeavors to live at the expense of everybody else.
-Frederic Bastiat, Economist (1801-1850)




Government's view of the economy could be summed up in a few short phrases:
If it moves, tax it. If it keeps moving, regulate it. And if it stops moving, subsidize it.
-Ronald Reagan (1986)



I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
Will Rogers


If you think health care is expensive now, wait until you see what it costs when it's free!
P.J. O'Rourke




In general, the art of government consists of taking as much money
as possible from one party of the citizens to give to the other.
Voltaire (1764)


Just because you do not take an interest in politics doesn't mean politics won't take an interest in you!
Pericles (430 B.C.)



No man's life, liberty, or property is safe while the legislature is in session.
Mark Twain (1866)



Talk is cheap ... except when Congress does it.
-Unknown



The only difference between a tax man and a taxidermist is that the taxidermist leaves the skin.
Mark Twain



There is no distinctly Native American criminal class ... save Congress.
Mark Twain



What this country needs are more unemployed politicians.
Edward Langley, Artist (1928 - 1995)



A government big enough to give you everything you want,
is strong enough to take everything you have.
Thomas Jefferson

[tommieharris91]

Anyone know where I can find a hawt n cheap hooker?

[Sooner_Havok]

Anyone know where I can find a hawt n cheap hooker?

Alright, now yer just being mean :D

[RUSH LIMBAUGH is my clone!]

Pax domini vobiscum, mofos:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tx5ZJgGdk0Y

[Vaevictis]

Anyone know where I can find a hawt n cheap hooker?

Speaking of hookers, what do you think of corn on the cob?

[tommieharris91]

Speaking of hookers, what do you think of corn on the cob?

I like what hookers can do with corn on the cob.

[Vaevictis]

I guess you're a fan of zucchini and cucumber too, then.

What about cantaloupe and watermelon then?

[tommieharris91]

I guess you're a fan of zucchini and cucumber too, then.

What about cantaloupe and watermelon then?

I'm not really a fan of any of those. Just corn on the cob.

[Vaevictis]

Interesting.

With husk, or without?

[olevetonahill]

Anyone know where I can find a hawt n cheap hooker?

How :hot: and How Cheap ?

[tommieharris91]

With. Pretty insane, eh?

Dammit Olevet, you weren't supposed to post there.

[Vaevictis]

With. Pretty insane, eh?

Wow, that's pretty interesting.

Once they're done eating the corn, what do you do next?

[olevetonahill]

Wow, that's pretty interesting.

Once they're done eating the corn, what do you do next?

Dumas you shuck em :rolleyes:

[tommieharris91]

Wow, that's pretty interesting.

Once they're done eating the corn, what do you do next?

We eat mashed taters n gravy.

[olevetonahill]

With. Pretty insane, eh?

Dammit Olevet, you weren't supposed to post there.

Im such a Bastage :O

[Vaevictis]

We eat mashed taters n gravy.

With beef or pork?

[Vaevictis]

Dumas you shuck em :rolleyes:

I dunno, he is paying them. Maybe he likes to watch them eat the corn through the husk.

[olevetonahill]

Wow, that's pretty interesting.

Once they're done eating the corn, what do you do next?

Down here we Just chunk the Cobs Ina Bucket Of water In the Out House .
Keeps em soft and ya just shake em around a Lil and they Be clean to use again .

[tommieharris91]

With beef or pork?

Beef usually. I don't like the hookers that eat pork with their mashed taters n gravy and corn on the cob.

[Vaevictis]

Beef usually. I don't like the hookers that eat pork with their mashed taters n gravy and corn on the cob.

So, what do you have for dessert? Cake?



.... or death?

[olevetonahill]

Beef usually. I don't like the hookers that eat pork with their mashed taters n gravy and corn on the cob.

My 1st ex could eat a Row of Corn thru a Picket fence :eek:

[tommieharris91]

So, what do you have for dessert? Cake?



.... or death?

Ice cream. Usually Blue Bell.

[olevetonahill]

Ima Gonna STFU and Just read :O

[Vaevictis]

Ice cream. Usually Blue Bell.

What flavor?

[Vaevictis]

Down here we Just chunk the Cobs Ina Bucket Of water In the Out House .
Keeps em soft and ya just shake em around a Lil and they Be clean to use again .

Recycling. Awesome.

You, sir. I like your style.

[tommieharris91]

What flavor?Cherry Amaretto Cordial.

[Vaevictis]

Cherry Amaretto Cordial.

Is this something you save for a special occasion like a night out with a hooker, or is it something you eat on a regular basis?

[tommieharris91]

Is this something you save for a special occasion like a night out with a hooker, or is it something you eat on a regular basis?

It's something I eat on a regular basis. Come on, do you think I save corn on the cob for special occasions?

[Vaevictis]

It's something I eat on a regular basis. Come on, do you think I save corn on the cob for special occasions?

Personally, I have no idea.

But speaking of ice cream, I wonder what kind of ice cream RLIMC pulled out of the freezer to eat his sorrows away on election night.

Do you suppose it was pistachio? Or maybe rocky road?

[tommieharris91]

Personally, I have no idea.

But speaking of ice cream, I wonder what kind of ice cream RLIMC pulled out of the freezer to eat his sorrows away on election night.

Do you suppose it was pistachio? Or maybe rocky road?

Probably Ben n Jerry's Cherry Garcia. That would fit him well.

[Vaevictis]

Probably Ben n Jerry's Cherry Garcia. That would fit him well.

Wow, good call. I agree wholeheartedly. Although I would have thought Chunky Monkey might be in the mix.

[tommieharris91]

Wow, good call. I agree wholeheartedly. Although I would have thought Chunky Monkey might be in the mix.

Yea, probably some of that too. Maybe the Half Baked was in order that night as well. I think he had to celebrate the whole half-black and half-white thing, as well as eat a ton of fattening things that Obama will surely ban when he gets in office.

[Vaevictis]

Yea, probably some of that too. Maybe the Half Baked was in order that night as well. I think he had to celebrate the whole half-black and half-white thing, as well as eat a ton of fattening things that Obama will surely ban when he gets in office.

Do you suppose he mixed in some corn on the cob?

[tommieharris91]

Do you suppose he mixed in some corn on the cob?

Only if it had a ton of butter on it. There's a better chance he mixed in some pork.

[RUSH LIMBAUGH is my clone!]

All those great quotes hit the board lefties like the crowd at the Obama rally when he said something about "making some sacrifices" in the future...blank stares!

[Viking Kitten]

I'd sacrifice a damn goat for a pint of Haagen Dazs Dutch Chocolate Chip right now. Good Lord that stuff is good.

[soonerscuba]

I'd sacrifice a damn goat for a pint of Haagen Dazs Dutch Chocolate Chip right now. Good Lord that stuff is good.Is the sticky toffee pudding Haagen Dazs still around? That stuff was awesome.

[RUSH LIMBAUGH is my clone!]

Time for a little inspiration.

[RUSH LIMBAUGH is my clone!]

Good that somebody 5-starred this thread. Y'all libs need to see how some Great Americans thought, giving a glimpse of why they were considered great.

[tommieharris91]

RLIMC has the guy who 5-starred the thread on ignore. :D

It's not like any of the other posts in this thread are actually about the first post...

Anyway, I'm out of desserts. What should I buy at the grocery store?

[mdklatt]

I'd sacrifice a damn goat

I thought it was a deer?

[mdklatt]

Good that somebody 5-starred this thread. Y'all libs need to see how some Great Americans thought, giving a glimpse of why they were considered great.

Do you ever wonder why even the SO pubz ignore you when you make threads like this?

:pop:

[Viking Kitten]

I thought it was a deer?

I believe you're thinking of "horse."

[mdklatt]

I believe you're thinking of "horse."

Oh yeah, that's it. Less Bambi, more Seabiscuit.

[Viking Kitten]

RLIMC has the guy who 5-starred the thread on ignore. :D

It's not like any of the other posts in this thread are actually about the first post...

Anyway, I'm out of desserts. What should I buy at the grocery store?

You know what I could really go for right now? A piece of that pumpkin cheesecake from the Cheesecake Factory. Holy mackerel. You know those people who weigh like 1,200 pounds and need a crane to get them out of their house? Pumpkin cheesecake could get me there really fast.

[mdklatt]

You know what I could really go for right now? A piece of that pumpkin cheesecake from the Cheesecake Factory. Holy mackerel. You know those people who weigh like 1,200 pounds and need a crane to get them out of their house? Pumpkin cheesecake could get me there really fast.

Speaking of pumpkin, the "Jack-o-Lantern" at Rusty's Frozen Custard (pumpkin custard with Heath bar and coffee flavor mixed in) should be a controlled substance.

[Viking Kitten]

Oh you bastard. I didn't need to know such a thing existed.

[mdklatt]

Oh you bastard. I didn't need to know such a thing existed.

It's only for a limited time, so you can't get into too much trouble.

[Vaevictis]

Oh you bastard. I didn't need to know such a thing existed.

Bloody stump -- marble slab. vanilla ice cream, blueberries and cherries mixed in.

[tommieharris91]

You know what I could really go for right now? A piece of that pumpkin cheesecake from the Cheesecake Factory. Holy mackerel. You know those people who weigh like 1,200 pounds and need a crane to get them out of their house? Pumpkin cheesecake could get me there really fast.

Kinda like these gals? (http://www.sherdog.net/forums/f7/i-got-married-last-weekend-pics-877461/)

But yea, that Cheesecake Factory cheesecake is pounds of fat packed in slices of smooth white goodness.

[Viking Kitten]

How did you find our wedding photos, TH?

[tommieharris91]

How did you find our wedding photos, TH?
Czar showed me. I had to steal a few of them for personal use.

[Viking Kitten]

It's my sexy male-pattern baldness that does it for you, isn't it?

[tommieharris91]

It's my sexy male-pattern baldness that does it for you, isn't it?
Actually, it's the fact that you like twinkies so much. That has been driving me wild the past 2 years.

[Vaevictis]

Actually, it's the fact that you like twinkies so much. That has been driving me wild the past 2 years.

Twinkies? That sounds soooooo much better than corn on the cob.

[tommieharris91]

Twinkies? That sounds soooooo much better than corn on the cob.

I've got some pics with VK and corn on the cob, too. :hot:

[Viking Kitten]

Dammit. I told Czar that Yahoo Briefcase wasn't a secure site.

[Vaevictis]

I've got some pics with VK and corn on the cob, too. :hot:

No, you just associated VK with creme pies, and I think we should discuss that in depth before we move back to corn on the cob.

[tommieharris91]

No, you just associated VK with creme pies, and I think we should discuss that in depth before we move back to corn on the cob.

So what kind of creme pies do you think VK likes?

[Vaevictis]

So what kind of creme pies do you think VK likes?

I bet she likes Little Debbie creme pies.

[tommieharris91]

I bet she likes Little Debbie creme pies.

I think she likes these.

http://ncpurplemartins.com/cloudnine/Coconut%20Creme%20Pie.jpg

We need to tell PG to make one of these for teh tailgate.

[RUSH LIMBAUGH is my clone!]

What up, babies?

[Viking Kitten]

Oh, you know. The usual. Some dessert talk, TH and Vaeveictis are off spooning somewhere after their circle jerk, and you're bumping your own threads. Just another day on the South Oval.

[RUSH LIMBAUGH is my clone!]

Oh, you know. The usual. Some dessert talk, TH and Vaeveictis are off spooning somewhere after their circle jerk, and you're bumping your own threads. Just another day on the South Oval.Ain't it about time for more dessert talk? If'n you need desert talk, I might provide.

[KingBarry]

I know these guys are only trying to jack the thread, but I've really enjoyed reading about all those desserts.

What was that ice cream flavor? Cherry amaretto something? That sounds great to me.

[olevetonahill]

I once sat In the Bath tub and read an entire Book Before I ran Out of Hot water .

[KingBarry]

I know these guys are only trying to jack the thread, but I've really enjoyed reading about all those desserts.

What was that ice cream flavor? Cherry amaretto something? That sounds great to me.

Here it is. Just wish they had Blue Bell Ice Cream around here. Well, back to OK at Christmas. Will have to wait.

Ice cream adds some flavor

Cherry Amaretto Cordial ice cream from Blue Bell.

By Staff Reports
11/12/2008

Fans of Blue Bell ice cream always look forward to the new flavors.

For fall, Blue Bell has created one new flavor and one old flavor that is back by popular demand.

The new flavor, Butter Crunch, is a vanilla ice cream loaded with pieces of Butterfinger candy bars.

Cherry Amaretto Cordial has been out of commission for several years, but is back for the holiday season. The amaretto ice cream is blended with crunchy praline-coated almonds and maraschino cherries.

Both are available at most major grocery stores in Oklahoma.

[olevetonahill]

:mad:
I know these guys are only trying to jack the thread, but I've really enjoyed reading about all those desserts.

What was that ice cream flavor? Cherry amaretto something? That sounds great to me.

I would Nevar Jack a thread :mad:
Now go warsh yer Mouth out with the Soap I left in the tub all nite .:P

[KingBarry]

:mad:

I would Nevar Jack a thread :mad:
Now go warsh yer Mouth out with the Soap I left in the tub all nite .:P

That's disgusting. I would rather have that cherry amaretto. I hope I am not an enabler to all this thread jacking, though.

[RUSH LIMBAUGH is my clone!]

[QUOTE=KingBarry;2494751]Here it is. Just wish they had Blue Bell Ice Cream around here. Well, back to OK at Christmas. Will have to wait.

Ice cream adds some flavor

Cherry Amaretto Cordial ice cream from Blue Bell.

Cherry Amaretto Cordial has been out of commission for several years, but is back for the holiday season. The amaretto ice cream is blended with crunchy praline-coated almonds and maraschino cherries.

QUOTE]Over the top! How did they ever drop that flavor in the first place?

[KingBarry]

[QUOTE=KingBarry;2494751]Here it is. Just wish they had Blue Bell Ice Cream around here. Well, back to OK at Christmas. Will have to wait.

Ice cream adds some flavor

Cherry Amaretto Cordial ice cream from Blue Bell.

Cherry Amaretto Cordial has been out of commission for several years, but is back for the holiday season. The amaretto ice cream is blended with crunchy praline-coated almonds and maraschino cherries.

QUOTE]Over the top! How did they ever drop that flavor in the first place?

Makes you wonder about their sanity, don't it? But they are Texans. You know, they have a little creamery, down there in Brenner, TX. They eat all they can, then sell the rest.

[SanJoaquinSooner]

http://www.kennyandzukes.com/pics/gallery/fl_reuben.jpg
http://i97.photobucket.com/albums/l240/cathyerway/IMG_0141-1.jpg
http://www.sacatomato.com/cropped%20torta.jpg
http://www.healthyvegankitchen.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/cucumber-sandwich-2.jpg

[RUSH LIMBAUGH is my clone!]

You are SO RIGHT, you freedom-loving stalwart!