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Viking Kitten
11/19/2008, 06:41 PM
And there might soon be one stomping through your neighborhood. (http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=97223165&ft=1&f=1001)


Using DNA encased in hair shafts, researchers have determined the DNA sequence of a woolly mammoth. It's the first extinct mammal to have its sequence deciphered.

And here (http://athropolis.com/jokes2.htm) is a page of really crappy woolly mammoth jokes to get the ball rolling.

Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Mammoth!
Mammoth who?
Mammoth is sthuck 'cause I'th been eatin' peanuth buther!

Frozen Sooner
11/19/2008, 06:48 PM
Heh.

DNA. In a shaft.

Heh heh.

Soonrboy
11/19/2008, 06:55 PM
Q: Why do Mammoths wear red toe polish?
A: Sorry, we don't tell Polish jokes on this web site.


heheh

olevetonahill
11/19/2008, 06:59 PM
why do Woolly Mammoths wear red Nail Polish
so they can Hide in Chery Trees
Ya ever seen One In a Chery Tree ?
works Pretty well Dont it .