I was expecting something else when I clicked this link!

[SoonerStormchaser]

Mets Infielder David Wright Mauled by Pack of 'Cougars' (http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,453869,00.html)

[Boomer_Sooner_sax]

Isn't this a fantasy of yours? ;)

[Dio]

Fantasy? Hell, that's a day in the life for SSC.

[soonerboomer93]

"mobbed by a swarm of trashy-looking cougars. Middle-age women with bad '80s hair

ssc's biggest fantasy