I can't keep my sheets on my bed

[Tulsa_Fireman]

Or my coffee table, or the carpet, or any other place besides the toilet.

Because my pretty lil' blonde dearest love says it stinks and leaves brown stains.

http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c233/neverkneo/poo.jpg

Guess I have to take a sheet in the commode. I feel so oppressed.

[Bama/OU]

http://www.wayodd.com/funny-pictures2/funny-pictures-puke-kitty-11x.jpg