Hanger Conundrum

[GottaHavePride]

Why is it that no matter how many hangers you buy, you always have three more shirts than you do hangers?

[OUHOMER]

Heh, my hangers keep breeding like rabbits.

[Curly Bill]

heh...

...maybe some of the hangers are hanging out with the lost socks behind the dryer?

[GottaHavePride]

Must be. Stupid laundry.

[OUHOMER]

umm, Maybe I need to do some laundry.

[Lott's Bandana]

Not me...every time I go to T'get, I buy another set of XL hangars...I gots lots.

(XL size prevents those dayum shoulder nipples thingys)

[Curly Bill]

Not me...every time I go to T'get, I buy another set of XL hangars...I gots lots.

(XL size prevents those dayum shoulder nipples thingys)

Now you tell me! :mad:

[SCOUT]

I used to have to wear suits to work everyday so I had to have a lot of my shirts dry cleaned. I used to have hangers by the millions. It seems some of the them have escaped, but I still have a healthy supply.

Those hanger tiddies can be gotten rid of by putting a small bit of water on them.

[Curly Bill]

I used to have to wear suits to work everyday so I had to have a lot of my shirts dry cleaned. I used to have hangers by the millions. It seems some of the them have escaped, but I still have a healthy supply.

Those hanger tiddies can be gotten rid of by putting a small bit of water on them.

Now you tell me! :mad:

[CatfishSooner]

you gotta double up until you dwindle....

[Curly Bill]

I throw away clothes thinking it will free up closet space, free up some hangers...Nope, I'm pretty sure the closet space and the would-be spare hangers go away with the pitched clothes.

[GottaHavePride]

Actually, I need to go buy some nice hangers for my suits and junk. That would solve the problem.

[Curly Bill]

I do have fancy wooden hangers for my fine leather coats/jackets and such.

[olevetonahill]

Just Go Neked . Only ONE hanger then .:cool:

[colleyvillesooner]

I thought this was going to be about whether to listen to Megadeath or not.

My bad.

[BigRedJed]

Hell, I thought it was going to be about boobs. Imagine MY disappointment.

[colleyvillesooner]

Hell, I thought it was going to be about boobs. Imagine MY disappointment.


Wow, yeah, that is bad. Like "flat tire on your scooter when you're headed to pick up your hot date" bad.

[BigRedJed]

You're right. That would be terrible.

[NormanPride]

Allow me to channel my inner Pratchett...*


* There is something called "hangerspace" within which all hangers reside. Within this parallel world hangers travel freely between closets, wardrobes, suitbags, and even the back of your grandmother's 75' Buick. There is a natural equilibrium in hangerspace, but it is not determined directly by the number of garments. Instead, a wardrobe will inevitably have either three hangers too few, or an overabundance of those little metal jobs that make your clothes all stiff. These usually result from wild hanger parties and are a bit of an embarrassment to the native hangers.

I could go on...

[Veritas]

1) Steal some hangers
2) ?????
3) Profit!

[SoonerStormchaser]

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