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royalfan5
11/13/2008, 08:43 PM
Every morning when I wake up they are no longer covering the whole bed. Anybody have any solutions beyond pinning them in place?
Okla-homey
11/13/2008, 08:44 PM
Every morning when I wake up they are no longer covering the whole bed. Anybody have any solutions beyond pinning them in place?

sleeping bag?
olevetonahill
11/13/2008, 08:48 PM
Get Fitted sheets that FIT .:rolleyes:
instigator
11/13/2008, 08:49 PM
They make thing to hold them in place.
12
11/13/2008, 08:50 PM
Sleep therapy.
royalfan5
11/13/2008, 08:50 PM
Get Fitted sheets that FIT .:rolleyes:

They do fit when they are put on. I'm just a highly active sleeper.
olevetonahill
11/13/2008, 08:52 PM
They do fit when they are put on. I'm just a highly active sleeper.

I have that Prob , when I have a Lady over and we have the wild Secksin:hot:
stoops the eternal pimp
11/13/2008, 08:55 PM
get a big girl in the bed with ya and tell her to be still
AlbqSooner
11/13/2008, 09:13 PM
Sleep in the recliner. Ya don't have to wash the sheets that way either.
BigRedJed
11/13/2008, 09:52 PM
I use sheet suspenders (http://www.sheetsuspenders.com). Srsly. They totally work as advertised.
VeeJay
11/13/2008, 10:40 PM
I have that Prob , when I have a Lady over and we have the wild Secksin:hot:

I thought you done your uglies-bumpin' in the hot tubbe?
Turd_Ferguson
11/13/2008, 10:41 PM
I thought you done your uglies-bumpin' in the hot tubbe?Filter finally clogged up.
VeeJay
11/13/2008, 10:44 PM
Filter finally clogged up.

Ewwwww. Imagine the hairball that'd come off that sucker. :eek:
Vaevictis
11/13/2008, 11:05 PM
They make thing to hold them in place.

Before:

http://img529.imageshack.us/img529/7838/beforeis3.png

After:

http://img529.imageshack.us/img529/6676/afterja4.png

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SoonerJack
11/14/2008, 09:07 AM
Get good quality fitted sheets. Make sure their depth measurement is equal to or greater than your mattress depth. If that doesn't work, try the suspenders.
instigator
11/14/2008, 09:40 AM
What's wrong with my avvy? :texan:

Before:

http://img529.imageshack.us/img529/7838/beforeis3.png

After:

http://img529.imageshack.us/img529/6676/afterja4.png

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kbsooner21
11/14/2008, 09:46 AM
Try boozing more. You're less active when you're drunk.

YWIA :D
frankensooner
11/14/2008, 10:37 AM
Do like everybody says and get those extra deep pocket sheets. J C Penney's has em.
jkjsooner
11/14/2008, 12:30 PM
Why do hotels not use fitted sheets?
JLEW1818
11/14/2008, 01:56 PM
less butt sex hehe
tommieharris91
11/14/2008, 02:00 PM
What's wrong with my avvy? :texan:

Everything.
Okla-homey
11/14/2008, 02:02 PM
Why do hotels not use fitted sheets?

because they wash them a lot and the elastic gives out. That and they cost more.
soonerbrat
11/14/2008, 02:06 PM
They do fit when they are put on. I'm just a highly active sleeper.

if you are that restless of a sleeper, you need medicine, not new sheets.
NormanPride
11/14/2008, 02:12 PM
I was expecting WAY more sex jokes. You people disappoint me.

And nobody made fun of Jed's SHEET SUSPENDERS?!

Sheet.

Suspenders.
BigRedJed
11/14/2008, 03:39 PM
I also ride a scooter, if you really want to pile on.
NormanPride
11/14/2008, 04:11 PM
Old news. Sheet suspenders is fresh! It's in the same light, though, in that it's functional and prudent, but embarrassing to some. Good work on that, btw.
mdklatt
11/14/2008, 05:45 PM
Every morning when I wake up they are no longer covering the whole bed. Anybody have any solutions beyond pinning them in place?

http://www.restlesslegs.com/