Taylor Swift

[Veritas]

So I keep hearing about this Taylor Swift girl, and how she's hot.

Holy **** she's barely 18 and looks like she's 13 years old. Am I the only one creeped out that dudes over the age of 20 are leching on her?

[8timechamps]

I didn't know who she was until I looked her up on Google. I'll agree, she looks young.

[Tulsa_Fireman]

TTIWWP

[yermom]

she doesn't look THAT young, you are just old

[soonervegas]

you had me at "she's barely 18"

[JohnnyMack]

She's a little scuzzy and only borderline talented.

Another product of the Nashville machine. Whoopee.

[yermom]

yeah, i saw a few minutes of her on Crossroads with Def Leppard and wasn't that impressed

[8timechamps]

she doesn't look THAT young, you are just old

That's entirely possible.

[LosAngelesSooner]

I was even more grossed out by all the old dudes lusting after Hermione.

*ahem*dean*ahem*

[Tulsa_Fireman]

She's a little scuzzy and only borderline talented.

Another product of the Nashville machine. Whoopee.

You're being nice.

She's a hack. It's like Nashville has a cloning machine that cranks out guys in queer shirts and tight pants, gals that are easy on the eyes with lyric-disembowling artificial twang, and Roy Acuff.

[yermom]

I was even more grossed out by all the old dudes lusting after Hermione.

*ahem*dean*ahem*

is she legal yet?

:O

[bri]

Oh yes, she has been for quite a while.

Not that I was keeping track or anything. Nope. No siree.

[LosAngelesSooner]

Too late, guys...

http://img2.timeinc.net/people/i/2008/startracks/080428/taylor_swift.jpg

She's already gotten it...DOGGYSTYLE.

[Tulsa_Fireman]

You know, that honestly wouldn't surprise me.

[C&CDean]

I was even more grossed out by all the old dudes lusting after Hermione.

*ahem*dean*ahem*

1. I ain't old.
2. I do not lust after Hermione. I lust after Harry Potter. Get it straight.

[bri]

I do not lust after Hermione. I lust after Harry Potter. Get it straight.

More like "get it gay"! Right? Am I right?

HIGH-FIVE!

[Tulsa_Fireman]

That's hawt.

[C&CDean]

Just call me Nimbus 2008.

[JLEW1818]

Firebolt

[8timechamps]

This is a good place to re-intert the picture of the kid riding the flying broom thing that was posted on here years ago.

[Okla-homey]

Taylor is the hillbilly Brittany. I.e. Mediocre singing compensated for by Lolita-esque qualities. I suspect she'll be tabloid fodder before its over.

[tulsaoilerfan]

Taylor is the hillbilly Brittany. I.e. Mediocre singing compensated for by Lolita-esque qualities. I suspect she'll be tabloid fodder before its over.

And what exactly is wrong with that? :D

[stoopified]

I've seen better AND worse.

[bri]

This is a good place to re-intert the picture of the kid riding the flying broom thing that was posted on here years ago.

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B00005NEBW.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg


Excellent!, June 11, 2002

Reviewer: poola13 from Ohio

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[StoopTroup]

I think she might be a man...

http://www.cmt.com/sitewide/assets/img/events/2008/stagecoach/sc08_taylor_swift_06-x600.jpg

[Czar Soonerov]

She doesn't look 13. Listening to one of her songs right now. Gawd I hate country.

[royalfan5]

Taylor is the hillbilly Brittany. I.e. Mediocre singing compensated for by Lolita-esque qualities. I suspect she'll be tabloid fodder before its over.

Having seen interviews with both, I think Taylor has a lot more synapses firing upstairs than Britney. I think that bodes well for her not being a train wreck.

[AlbqSooner]

This is a good place to re-intert the picture of the kid riding the flying broom thing that was posted on here years ago.

Intert * verb - the closest one can come to saying "insert" when one's tongue is harder than $2 worth of jawbreakers.

[SoonerStormchaser]

Taylor Swift doesn't hold a candle to Carrie Underwood on the overall country chick hawtness scale!

[LosAngelesSooner]

Funny.

I figured you for a Patsy Cline kind of guy.

[oumartin]

Looks like she could gut a pumpkin through a picket fence

[GottaHavePride]

Call me crazy, but I don't think she's that hot.