"Please Advise"

[VeeJay]

I hate that sh*t.

Carry on...

[Oldnslo]

At your earliest convenience.

[VeeJay]

Please advise at your earliest convenience; otherwise further discussions of our timelines will need to be in the parking lot.

[M]

Why don't you like it? Please advise.

[Frozen Sooner]

Heh. I wrote a tech support request yesterday with both of those phrases.

To be fair, though, I was pretty annoyed at tech support and did it just to be an ***.