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Oldnslo
11/12/2008, 02:29 PM
This, from today's lunch at an outstanding Thai place on 31st:

YOU NATURAL CHARM WILL ATTRACT SOMEONE SPECIAL
sooner_born_1960
11/12/2008, 02:32 PM
Well, you've got that going for you.
soonerbrat
11/12/2008, 02:33 PM
This, from today's lunch at an outstanding Thai place on 31st:

YOU NATURAL CHARM WILL ATTRACT SOMEONE SPECIAL

in bed.
OKLA21FAN
11/12/2008, 02:33 PM
that does it, you should volunteer to be a hugger at those olympics! :pop:
frankensooner
11/12/2008, 02:45 PM
Be wary of the next client who wants to make "special" payment arrangements.
NYC Poke
11/12/2008, 02:49 PM
I got this one recently, in ALL THREE FORTUNE COOKIES in the delivery:

"Giant swarms of bees shall arise. Are you ignoring the signs?"

I don't know what it means, but I shut my windows just in case.
Mjcpr
11/12/2008, 02:49 PM
So, what is the Thai place on 31st?
C&CDean
11/12/2008, 03:05 PM
A real Thai restaurant would never have cheesy fortune cookies.
Viking Kitten
11/12/2008, 03:06 PM
For the love of God, people. I got a fortune cookie last week, AND ALL IT SAID WAS "BEER." I AM NOT MAKING THIS UP!

Now FWIW, ASW is very charming.:P
Oldnslo
11/13/2008, 10:37 AM
ahh, out of the office yesterday afternoon.

If you don't know this place, you should. It is teh awexome. Between Sheridan and Yale, in the mall across the street from Binh Le (which is also good). On the East side of the mall.

usually, when we're all reading fortune cookies, my favorite thing to say, and what I'm told will be put on my headstone as I shuffle into the Hereafter is:

YOU WILL GET STIFFED WITH THE CHECK
Lott's Bandana
11/13/2008, 12:15 PM
ahh, out of the office yesterday afternoon.

If you don't know this place, you should. It is teh awexome. Between Sheridan and Yale, in the mall across the street from Binh Le (which is also good). On the East side of the mall.

usually, when we're all reading fortune cookies, my favorite thing to say, and what I'm told will be put on my headstone as I shuffle into the Hereafter is:

YOU WILL GET STIFFED WITH THE CHECK, IN BED.

:P
frankensooner
11/13/2008, 12:22 PM
I once got one that said "You are the greatest in the world" Greatest what? a-hole? And yes I played the "in bed" part, but that doesn't add up either. ;)