Celene Dion has the sniffles...

[Okla-homey]

And how, you ask, does that confront life here in the Sooner State?

Cancelled her performance Thursday night at the BOk. Mrs. Homey (who isn't a fan) reports there is much sadness among her staff who happen to be fans of the bulimic Quebecois songstress.

Frankly, if the woman got hit by a bus, I wouldn't notice.

Allegedly reportedly, rain checks for sometime in February are available to tix holders.

That is all.

[bri]

Dude, with a nose that big "the sniffles" could be life-threatening. You gotta hook that narrow bitch up to an IV just to keep her from dehydrating via runny nose.

Celene Dion is so skinny, her visible ribs have visible ribs!

[Okla-homey]

Dude, with a nose that big "the sniffles" could be life-threatening. You gotta hook that narrow bitch up to an IV just to keep her from dehydrating via runny nose.

Celene Dion is so skinny, her visible ribs have visible ribs!

that beyotch is so skinny she has to run laps in the shower to get wet.

[bri]

Celene Dion's so skinny, if she had a yeast infection she'd be a Quarter Pounder with Cheese.

[stoops the eternal pimp]

She should receive decent medical attention..I bet her old man has around the clock nurses that could see to her

[yermom]

somehow, i think my heart will go on

[stoops the eternal pimp]

oops...

Celene Dion so skinny, she uses Chapstick for deodorant.

[stoops the eternal pimp]

celene dion is so skinny, she uses a Band-Aid as a maxi-pad.

[PalmBeachSooner1]

She lives a couple miles from here.

[bri]

Celene Dion is so skinny, her nipples touch.

[Crimson_Balls]

coke-headed slut bag, biotch

[VeeJay]

She's so skinny, her bra fits better backwards.

[stoops the eternal pimp]

celene dion is so skinny, I gave her a piece of popcorn and she went into a coma.

[PalmBeachSooner1]

Celene Dion is so skinny, her nipples touch.

Winner winner, chicken dinner!! :D

[stoops the eternal pimp]

celene dion is so skinny, she can see out the peephole with both eyes.

[bri]

Heh, STEP is using the same page I was. :D

[stoops the eternal pimp]

yup:D