View Full Version : Celene Dion has the sniffles...
Okla-homey
11/11/2008, 08:49 PM
And how, you ask, does that confront life here in the Sooner State?
Cancelled her performance Thursday night at the BOk. Mrs. Homey (who isn't a fan) reports there is much sadness among her staff who happen to be fans of the bulimic Quebecois songstress.
Frankly, if the woman got hit by a bus, I wouldn't notice.
Allegedly reportedly, rain checks for sometime in February are available to tix holders.
That is all.
Dude, with a nose that big "the sniffles" could be life-threatening. You gotta hook that narrow bitch up to an IV just to keep her from dehydrating via runny nose.
Celene Dion is so skinny, her visible ribs have visible ribs!
Okla-homey
11/11/2008, 08:55 PM
Dude, with a nose that big "the sniffles" could be life-threatening. You gotta hook that narrow bitch up to an IV just to keep her from dehydrating via runny nose.
Celene Dion is so skinny, her visible ribs have visible ribs!
that beyotch is so skinny she has to run laps in the shower to get wet.
Celene Dion's so skinny, if she had a yeast infection she'd be a Quarter Pounder with Cheese.
stoops the eternal pimp
11/11/2008, 08:58 PM
She should receive decent medical attention..I bet her old man has around the clock nurses that could see to her
yermom
11/11/2008, 09:00 PM
somehow, i think my heart will go on
stoops the eternal pimp
11/11/2008, 09:00 PM
oops...
Celene Dion so skinny, she uses Chapstick for deodorant.
stoops the eternal pimp
11/11/2008, 09:01 PM
celene dion is so skinny, she uses a Band-Aid as a maxi-pad.
PalmBeachSooner1
11/11/2008, 09:12 PM
She lives a couple miles from here.
Celene Dion is so skinny, her nipples touch.
Crimson_Balls
11/11/2008, 09:24 PM
coke-headed slut bag, biotch
VeeJay
11/11/2008, 09:27 PM
She's so skinny, her bra fits better backwards.
stoops the eternal pimp
11/11/2008, 09:27 PM
celene dion is so skinny, I gave her a piece of popcorn and she went into a coma.
PalmBeachSooner1
11/11/2008, 09:29 PM
Celene Dion is so skinny, her nipples touch.
Winner winner, chicken dinner!! :D
stoops the eternal pimp
11/11/2008, 09:32 PM
celene dion is so skinny, she can see out the peephole with both eyes.
Heh, STEP is using the same page I was. :D
stoops the eternal pimp
11/11/2008, 09:37 PM
yup:D
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