In need of some smack talk for my uncle...

[outuba]

Hello everyone,

I am in need of some 'smack talk' for my uncle. He went to Tech and has been hounding me with emails. I am going to try and send him something different everyday. Help me out!

[meoveryouxinfinity]

I like what someone on here said (no props to me)

"the last time Leach won in Norman was in 1999 when he was the OC here"

[blackbeauty02]

I like what someone on here said (no props to me)

"the last time Leach won in Norman was in 1999 when he was the OC here"

can't beat that one.

tell 'em you made a shirt that says "rectum tech" on one side and "I'd rather have the Clapp than Crabs."

[tommieharris91]

He went to Tech

That should be a good reason right there.

[the_ouskull]

How's about the truth?

- They're Tech and they really, really hope that they win.
- We're Oklahoma, and we expect to win; we DEMAND to win, against the Tech's of the world.

the_ouskull

[BoonesFarmSooner]

tech = completely irrelevant to college football for the past 100 years. Not much else needs to be said...

[47straight]

Or you could just shrug and say, "The good thing is that this will be settled on the field in two short weeks!"

[PalmBeachSooner]

I would totally ignore him at this point. Beating Texas and OSU at home won't help them in Norman. I am extremely confident OU will win this game. When they do, rub his nose in it. While you're at it rub Texas and OSU's nose in it as well.

[A Sooner in Texas]

And when we beat Tech, our fans won't storm the field because we're actually used to winning big games. Ho-Hum. :D

[bri]

Is it just me, or does it seem that anyone who has to ask random strangers for "smack talk" to use doesn't need to be trying to talk smack?

[the_ouskull]

It's not just you. I agree 100%. But, at the same time, I felt morally obligated to respond to a smack-talking thread. I mean, if Tech Fan is already convinced that they're at the peak of college football's mountaintop, then there's not a lot else that can be done for them... or by them... No amount of reality, shy of that delivered on the field, is going to cure them. On another board, my sig is from a Mizzou fan after last year's Big 12 CCG. "It's easy to act like you haven't been there before, when you haven't been there before."

Keep acting, Tech.

the_ouskull

[CaliBornSoonerBred]

How about it only took sand aggie 85 years of their program to get where we've been for 50+ years? Oh yea, and they still haven't arrived to where we are and have been for 50+ years.

[OK2LA]

"My aunt is stupid and ugly."