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Socrefbek
11/10/2008, 03:44 PM
I know this is not football related but I feel I need to make you all aware of this scam ...

Be Careful - A 'heads up' for those men who may be regular Home Depot/Lowes customers.

Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam while out shopping. Simply going out to get supplies has turned out to be quite traumatic. Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you or your friends.

Here's how the scam works:

Two very hot girls come over to your car as you are packing your shopping into it. They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. It is impossible not to look.

When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say 'No' and instead ask you for a ride to another Home Depot/Lowes. You agree and they get in the backseat. On the way, they start undressing. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and starts crawling all over you, while the other one steals your wallet.

I had my wallet stolen Sept. 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th, 20th & 24th. Also Oct. 1st, 4th, twice on the 8th, 16th, 23rd, 24th, three times last Saturday and very likely again this upcoming weekend.

So tell your friends to be careful.

P.S. Dollar General has wallets on sale for $1.99 :D

SeattleOUstudent
11/10/2008, 04:19 PM
...trying to figure out what this has to do with the current status of OU football.

SouthFortySooner
11/10/2008, 04:26 PM
..dat was a big'o injection of humor I say. :D

SoonersEnFuego
11/10/2008, 04:31 PM
Nice.

Widescreen
11/10/2008, 04:40 PM
TTIWWP

oumartin
11/10/2008, 04:45 PM
old

The Maestro
11/10/2008, 04:47 PM
Great. E-mail forwards are now on the football board.

Post that "How You Pronounce Okla-Homa" e-mail everyone who knows I am from Oklahoma sends to me...thanks!

StoopTroup
11/10/2008, 09:26 PM
I quit carrying a wallet...

I have a ton of t-shirts in the trunk though.