Texas Tech Tailgate Details

[C&CDean]

Alright boys and girls, game on! We got the sand aglets coming our way on the 22nd at 7pm. Tailgate details are:

Chili. Lots of it. Different kinds. Different animals. Pull Dean's finger hot to wimply. All ingredients except the beans (yes, we'll have a few beans in the chili) come from the Deanarosa.

We'll also have fritos, cornbread, crackers, cheese, jalapenos, habaneros, onions, etc. Bring stuff that goes with chili. Including desserts. Yes, we had a sugar overdose at the last tailgate, but that's OK. Also, if you have a great chili recipe and want to bring some, feel free. Let me know if you'll need it plugged in though.

Festivities will commence about 2:30ish or so.

Important: Homey will be doing the drawing for the allsome raffle he's been handling all year at 5:30 sharp. If you still haven't purchased a shot at the football signed by all the surviving Heisman winners and the uber allsome 1 of 100 autographed print of the Selmon Brothers then you still can by peeming Homey or coming to the tailgate. Winners do not have to be present, but it makes it nice when they are. There will also be some other consolation prizes as well.

See you then.

[Lott's Bandana]

Couldn't possibly be more enthusiastically....


in.

[SoonerStormchaser]

I'll be either at the Bellagio with the Missus...or to an undisclosed location on a real world TDY...

out:(

[olevetonahill]

In Case I cant Make it . Any one from this area Gonna be there ? I need to get 1 Mo Jug of the OVJ to Dean .

[soonerboomer93]

IN

(If I'm not in Singapore)

[dolemitesooner]

In Case I cant Make it . Any one from this area Gonna be there ? I need to get 1 Mo Jug of the OVJ to Dean .
:eek: :pop: :pop: :mad:

[olevetonahill]

:eek: :pop: :pop: :mad:

Fer the Tailgate Dumas.:P

[RUSH LIMBAUGH is my clone!]

Get out your guns and bibles, and welcome me with quotes from Reagan. I COULD...BE...THERE!!!

[Beef]

Looking forward to meeting y'all.

[proud gonzo]

IMPORTANT: I am making/bringing pies.

Unless Beef doesn't show up.

[soonerbrat]

IMPORTANT: I am making/bringing pies.

Unless Beef doesn't show up.

YAY PIE!
:D




i'll bring some sport peppers. I think that's what they're called. very tasty and very HOT.

[Beef]

IMPORTANT: I am making/bringing pies.

Unless Beef doesn't show up.

Will I need to get a bodyguard if I don't show up?

And YAY PIE!!

[Lott's Bandana]

MULTIPLE pies!

Peej is teh win.

[frankensooner]

Since SSC isn't going to be there, I will try to make an appearance. He was giving me a funny look at the last one I attended, scared me. I am a lot older than he is, you know.

[soonerbrat]

Since SSC isn't going to be there, I will try to make an appearance. He was giving me a funny look at the last one I attended, scared me. I am a lot older than he is, you know.

me too.

[Jimminy Crimson]

IN! I will be bringing something, but that is YTBD.

Dean's Atomic/Nuclear Elk Chili is quite literally the food of the gods!

[dolemitesooner]

Get out your guns and bibles, and welcome me with quotes from Reagan. I COULD...BE...THERE!!!****ing great...sigh:rolleyes:

[dolemitesooner]

IMPORTANT: I am making/bringing pies.

Unless Beef doesn't show up.
I'll believe it when I see them and you


"I gotta paint"

"its cold"

[proud gonzo]

I'll believe it when I see them and you


"I gotta paint"

"its cold"
:les: NO PIE FOR YOU!

[RUSH LIMBAUGH is my clone!]

****ing great...sigh:rolleyes:I'll be sure to look you up.

[dolemitesooner]

I'll be sure to look you up.

I be sure if you walk up to me to walk away

[RUSH LIMBAUGH is my clone!]

I be sure if you walk up to me to walk awayOoooh Nooooo

[soonerbrat]

http://www.mediabistro.com/agencyspy/original/Mr.Bill.jpg

[frankensooner]

Anybody have some of those sumo wrestling suits? RLIMC could don one and take on all comers. Sounds like fun. ;)

[dolemitesooner]

He's 90 I am sure the wont be able to move much.

[RUSH LIMBAUGH is my clone!]

http://www.mediabistro.com/agencyspy/original/Mr.Bill.jpgMy sentiments, exactly.

[frankensooner]

I, for one, would like to see a Rus/RLIMC face off. Of course Rus would have to leave the confines of Lloyd Noble Parking lot. ;)

[soonerbrat]

I, for one, would like to see a Rus/RLIMC face off. Of course Rus would have to leave the confines of Lloyd Noble Parking lot. ;)

never. Lloyd Noble parking lot is the mecca of tailgating, apparently.

[colleyvillesooner]

never. Lloyd Noble parking lot is the mecca of tailgating, apparently.

and a stone's throw from Owen Field.

[stoops the eternal pimp]

Only Uncle Rico could make that throw

[SoonerStormchaser]

Hey Dean,
Is it ok if I give my TG parking pass to a friend of mine (he's a Tech grad, though) so they can come to the TG and football game? He's a fellow USAF 1st Luey...and he's the one who commissioned me.

[colleyvillesooner]

out

[colleyvillesooner]

In

[Lott's Bandana]

Since SSC isn't going to be there, I will try to make an appearance. He was giving me a funny look at the last one I attended, scared me. I am a lot older than he is, you know.

He was looking at your lack of pole.

[Lott's Bandana]

:les: NO PIE FOR YOU!

Sums up SicEm's ded thred into one sentence.

[Tulsa_Fireman]

Count me and the ever beautiful Miss Shanna in.

[C&CDean]

OK boys and girls, an update:

Mrs. Dean will be going to Chicago on Friday, and won't return until 9pm on Saturday night. She'll be there to help clean up, but she won't be there to set-up, etc. like usual. The normal smooth running SF.com tailgate is going to certainly have a man's touch this weekend, so be prepared. She will be preparing the chili on Thursday, but she won't be able to do the cornbread.

So, who can bring some cornbread? I've got the fritos/cheese/sour cream/etc. all covered. I've got the beer, booze, and ice. But not the CB. Who's in?

[proud gonzo]

I'm already bringing pies--don't think my oven can handle cornbread too. But I can come early to help set up. What time should i be there?

[Beef]

I would bring cornbread, but I'm not sure what condition it would be in by the time I made it by the tailgate.

[C&CDean]

I'm already bringing pies--don't think my oven can handle cornbread too. But I can come early to help set up. What time should i be there?

0500?

We're shooting for 11.

[sooner_born_1960]

You mean Mrs. Dean won't leave you the corn bread recipe?

[C&CDean]

I would bring cornbread, but I'm not sure what condition it would be in by the time I made it by the tailgate.

I still ain't even buying that you're gonna show up.

[C&CDean]

You mean Mrs. Dean won't leave you the corn bread recipe?

You think she'd trust me with her oven? Dude, I suck at cooking. Unless it's meat on the grill or smoker. Everything else is her bag. I gave her my chili recipe when we got married, but hers is always better than when I made it.

[proud gonzo]

0500?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!

We're shooting for 11.
ok, cool.

[StoopTroup]

Dean...

We ain't cooking no cornbread for no hunerd peoples.

But...we will be bringing enough for me.

j/k We'll be bringing (2) 13"x9'' pans of jalepeno cornbread.

ST

BTW....will your bitch Doleo be sitting wif youz tat ta gameb? :D

[proud gonzo]

i'll be watching at the tailgate, iff'n anyone wants to join me.

[colleyvillesooner]

We'll be driving over from our other spot sometime that afternoon so save us a spot in the back, yo!

[Beef]

i'll be watching at the tailgate, iff'n anyone wants to join me.

Unless you've put on some weight, I could probably sneak you into the game in my coat.

[proud gonzo]

:O :D

[soonerbrat]

i may join you PG, it might be too effin cold for me.

[the sooner geek]

If PG is making pies, I am definitely IN!

[SoonerStormchaser]

Everybody says that picture is ginormous.

[proud gonzo]

dude, could you have found a larger picture?

[Beef]

i may join you PG, it might be too effin cold for me.

In my coat? Party!!!!

[Sooner Born Sooner Bred]

I can make some cornbread

[C&CDean]

Cool. Sounds like we got us some cornbread. And Beef's got him a party in his garments.

[colleyvillesooner]

Hey, Dean, you're a mod. Edit out the monstrous picture so the thread looks normal!

[C&CDean]

All I see is a tiny red x.

[bri]

You should put some ointment on it, then.

[colleyvillesooner]

sweet

[StoopTroup]

What about Doleo Dean? :D

[IB4OU2]

I wish I could have tailgated with you guys this year. After my second back surgery this summer I was unable to attend any games this fall (heck I was learning just how to get around again). I gave my season tickets to the family this year. I'll be back next year and if you'll have me.

-Steve

[bri]

Who's the new guy?

;)

[IB4OU2]

Who's the new guy?

;)

Some old wanker that lives south of Cherry street. :D

[C&CDean]

I wish I could have tailgated with you guys this year. After my second back surgery this summer I was unable to attend any games this fall (heck I was learning just how to get around again). I gave my season tickets to the family this year. I'll be back next year and if you'll have me.

-Steve

We missed you Steve. Get your back better, and I'll keep a beer cold for next year. Are you going to be able to hunt?

[IB4OU2]

We missed you Steve. Get your back better, and I'll keep a beer cold for next year. Are you going to be able to hunt?

Yep, I drive the 4 wheeler right up to the stand and crawl up the ladder. It worked during BP. Good luck to you buddy and Thanks!

[C&CDean]

Yep, I drive the 4 wheeler right up to the stand and crawl up the ladder. It worked during BP. Good luck to you buddy and Thanks!

For the first time in years, I set up a fancy tripod feeder this year. Why? Cause my nephew from Colorado (who comes hunting every year - but has only shot squirrells because he didn't have his safe hunter card) is coming out with my brother on Monday. He's got him a .243, and has taken his safe hunter and this kid would rather hunt than do anything else in the world.

I've got a couple stands set up, and I sat them during BP. I had as many as 11 does at a time, and averaged about 5-6 every morning and afternoon. I'm going to let him take this big old doe who is out there, and if any big bucks are following the girls, my brother and I will take them. I really don't want him shooting a big buck for his first kill. A boy needs to work his way up...

Be careful crawling up that ladder and good luck hunting.

[soonerbrat]

For the first time in years, I set up a fancy tripod feeder this year. Why? Cause my nephew from Colorado (who comes hunting every year - but has only shot squirrells because he didn't have his safe hunter card) is coming out with my brother on Monday. He's got him a .243, and has taken his safe hunter and this kid would rather hunt than do anything else in the world.

I've got a couple stands set up, and I sat them during BP. I had as many as 11 does at a time, and averaged about 5-6 every morning and afternoon. I'm going to let him take this big old doe who is out there, and if any big bucks are following the girls, my brother and I will take them. I really don't want him shooting a big buck for his first kill. A boy needs to work his way up...

Be careful crawling up that ladder and good luck hunting.


that's cheating!

but can I have some venison?

[bri]

Some old wanker that lives south of Cherry street. :D

No wonder I don't remember you, southside trash. ;)

[IB4OU2]

For the first time in years, I set up a fancy tripod feeder this year. Why? Cause my nephew from Colorado (who comes hunting every year - but has only shot squirrells because he didn't have his safe hunter card) is coming out with my brother on Monday. He's got him a .243, and has taken his safe hunter and this kid would rather hunt than do anything else in the world.

I've got a couple stands set up, and I sat them during BP. I had as many as 11 does at a time, and averaged about 5-6 every morning and afternoon. I'm going to let him take this big old doe who is out there, and if any big bucks are following the girls, my brother and I will take them. I really don't want him shooting a big buck for his first kill. A boy needs to work his way up...

Be careful crawling up that ladder and good luck hunting.

There's nothing better than introducing a kid to hunting and helping him or her get their first deer. :)

[dolemitesooner]

I am staying at the Tailgate. I told yermom to sell my ticket.

I am trying to save money.

I need company dean does not keep me warm

[C&CDean]

I am staying at the Tailgate. I told yermom to sell my ticket.

I am trying to save money.

I need company dean does not keep me warm

Liar. I keep your lips warm.

[Tulsa_Fireman]

Buuuuuuuuuuuurn.

[bri]

Only when he pees.

[dolemitesooner]

Miss dean will not be there!!!! SO ITS ORGY TIME

[colleyvillesooner]

out

[Tulsa_Fireman]

Peanut butter orgy time.

[bri]

out

then in

then out

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I need a nap now.

[colleyvillesooner]

no. Just WAY out.

[dolemitesooner]

no. Just WAY out.
If your out:mad: ...I'M IN:D

[StoopTroup]

I'm so ready to kill me a pirate....

I guess if the first one I see is a butt pirate...

What the hell...he got in the way. :D ;)

[proud gonzo]

BTW--GHP will be in Nashville w/ his boss this weekend. He will be missing out on chili AND pie.

I don't know why that needed posting, but I thought I'd add it.

[Sooner04]

I will not be attending. I'll be at the game with my wife.

Look, if you try real hard, EVERYBODY can do a SoonerStormchaser impersonation!

[frankensooner]

Hey, Brandon, the tailgate is BEFORE the game.

[Sooner04]

Oh yeah.

I still won't be there.

[C&CDean]

Good.

[frankensooner]

More chili and pie for the rest of us. You can have your good in a bowl before you go to the game.

[soonersweetie]

my dad and I will be there. I'm bringing 2 pans of cornbread and a pumpkin pie

[Okla-homey]

I will not be attending. I'll be in beautiful Las Vegas with my sexy senior citizen wife playing keno with all the other high-rollers. In fact, even of we weren't in Vegas, as you all now, we are waaay too cool to ever attend game. Instead, we prefer appearing at the tailgates for a few hours and then retiring to our boudoire for three minutes worth of hawt geriatric lovin'.

Look, if you try real hard, EVERYBODY can do a SoonerStormchaser impersonation!

Fixed it.;)

[C&CDean]

my dad and I will be there. I'm bringing 2 pans of cornbread and a pumpkin pie

Thanks. See you Saturday.

[dolemitesooner]

I will be there. But I am wearing something different than said before.

I will be wearing tube socks

Thats it

thanks

[Lott's Bandana]

I will be there. But I am wearing something different than said before.

I will be wearing tube socks

Thats it

thanks

Man, you are gonna be chili!



(sorry)

[proud gonzo]

PIES are in the oven...

[proud gonzo]

Pecan and pumpkin are done...i'll make the apple pies after I eat some dinner. Bwahaha

[Frozen Sooner]

If PG makes a strawberry-rhubarb pie I'll be there.

[proud gonzo]

If you were going to be there, i'd learn how to make strawberry-rhubarb pie. :P

[olevetonahill]

Pecan and pumpkin are done...i'll make the apple pies after I eat some dinner. Bwahaha

I wish I could Make it . Cause yer the sweetest Punkin I know ;)

[Frozen Sooner]

If you were going to be there, i'd learn how to make strawberry-rhubarb pie. :P

Awww.

You take a pie. And you fill it with strawberries and rhubarb.

DONE!

(I can't bake.)

[olevetonahill]

Awww.

You take a pie. And you fill it with strawberries and rhubarb.

DONE!

(I can't bake.)

What pie do you Fill ?

[proud gonzo]

Awww.

You take a pie. And you fill it with strawberries and rhubarb.

DONE!

(I can't bake.)i am going to follow those instructions EXACTLY next time you're here.

[olevetonahill]

i am going to follow those instructions EXACTLY next time you're here.

I still wanta Know ? WHAT pie do you fill ?:rolleyes:

[Frozen Sooner]

i am going to follow those instructions EXACTLY next time you're here.

That pie is going to be the best thing EVER.

[proud gonzo]

Apologies to Dean... it is 11:00 and I am not at the tailgate yet to help set up. I was kinda on the phone until 4 a.m...and I did not wake up when my alarm went off this morning.

[colleyvillesooner]

Tell dean to save me a parking spot! I'll be there a little after 3-3:30.

Thx!

[Sooner Born Sooner Bred]

Just pulled a pan of cornbread and some chocolate chip cookie bars out of the oven.

[mdklatt]

Another awesome season of tailgates. Much thanks to Dean, Mrs. Dean, the sponsors, and everyone else involved in putting them together.

[proud gonzo]

KICKASS tailgate, everybody. Chili = awesome. Heater = awesome.

Thanks, Dean, for the booze before the game. Thanks, Beef, for actually showing up. And a giant thank you to Doleo for the ticket, hot chocolate, and food. and for not shouting out the windows of my car this time.

[frankensooner]

It rocked.

[StoopTroup]

Great time. My kids think you all RAWK!

[Beef]

It was great to meet all of y'all. Damn fine tailgate. And especially, the pie.

[frankensooner]

Which one was Beef?

[Beef]

Which one was Beef?
The sexy bitch.

[bri]

I still don't believe that Beef was there. No way that gangly fella claiming to be him could have had a heart attack, and yet I'm fine. :D

[colleyvillesooner]

heh. He does look like a different person.

[bri]

In that case, I need to have a heart attack. ;)

[olevetonahill]

In that case, I need to have a heart attack. ;)

You prolly aint gota wait Long :P

[bri]

Heh.

It's funny 'cause it's true! :D

[olevetonahill]

Heh.

It's funny 'cause it's true! :D

Naw It aint Funny Bro .
Fer the Life Of Me I aint figured out How I aint had yet .
Guess Its all the Meds the VA has me on .

[bri]

It's all that clean livin' you do. :D

[olevetonahill]

It's all that clean livin' you do. :D

Well you do Have a Point there .;)

[picasso]

where's the recipe for them sopapilla cheesecakes!!!!!

Oh and Bri, nice Sooner karma man.