ok, so you guys need to check out doleo's new ride

[yermom]

beware bikini pics:

http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=111777031

[SoonerInKCMO]

Didn't need to see that.

[Viking Kitten]

Aaaaand... a new Internet celebrity is born.

I kinda feel sorry for the chick though. How was she supposed to know when she answered that mail-order-bride ad she was gonna have to saddle up with some d-bag body builder whose junk is undoubtedly shriveled from the 'roids and whose favorite expression is prolly "duhhhhhh"?

[JohnnyMack]

Chupacubra!!!

[mdklatt]

There sure is a lot of use of "brah" on that forum.

[RUSH LIMBAUGH is my clone!]

She DOES look like she's from Illinois.

[JohnnyMack]

There sure is a lot of use of "brah" on that forum.

Howzit loves that place.

[OU4LIFE]

this guy said it best:

http://img340.imageshack.us/img340/3923/donotwantis3.jpg

[OUDoc]

Posted over there. :D


http://i270.photobucket.com/albums/jj116/MisterMeener/buttgirlbed.gif

http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showpost.php?p=243499521&postcount=1847

[mdklatt]

Best response:



Do not want.


Heh.

[NormanPride]

http://img113.imageshack.us/img113/6120/qhgpszywa5bbs4m4z6g3uydrf1.jpg

[Jerk]

Damn. That's....ew, wow..

[setem]

http://img33.picoodle.com/img/img33/3/11/10/f_Icantlookm_03a8217.jpg

[Veritas]

That is one of the funniest threads I've ever seen anywhere.

[yermom]

appears to have been slashdotted. i'll bet it's on digg now...

[dolemitesooner]

I can not stop laughing
This is better than stunned aggie

[M]

I didn't know Tila Tequila had a methed-out twin.

[85Sooner]

Didn't need to see that.

Thanks for the warning. THread IGNORED!

[LosAngelesSooner]

DAMNIT! It's gone.

WhaddidImiss?!

[yermom]

Tila Tequila's methed out twin :D

[Viking Kitten]

DAMNIT! It's gone.

WhaddidImiss?!

Nah, it's still there. Their site is prolly just overloaded. From the thread:

http://img360.imageshack.us/img360/6893/winhd9.jpg

[yermom]

they deleted the thread :(

[yermom]

ooh, wait it's back

holy crap, if you keep reading it gets better!

[soonerboomer93]

i'm afraid...

[BudSooner]

Ok, that. was frightening.

[Getem]

Weird... they think spek is called rep or something

[soonerbrat]

ok, which one is the new ride? the car or the girl?

[crawfish]

http://www.ladda-ner-musik.net/images/what-has-been-seen.jpg

[yermom]

ok, which one is the new ride? the car or the girl?

yes.

[tommieharris91]

ok, which one is the new ride? the car or the girl?

The dog.

[Chuck Bao]

I just don't get it.

Can someone explain it to me because of the 15-20 pages that I read on that board the vast majority of the posts seem mean and stupid.

[Fraggle145]

Heh that poor bastard. He thought he had something. Heh, I bet she thought she did too. Estimated break up time 1 month at the most.

[tommieharris91]

I just don't get it.

Can someone explain it to me because of the 15-20 pages that I read on that board the vast majority of the posts seem mean and stupid.

The guy who posted his car and gal thought her gal was pretty. She is not pretty. Ridicule him for thinking his girl is pretty.

[Fraggle145]

Heh its like a sic em thread but better... 62 pages. wow, just wow.

[Viking Kitten]

Darn. Locked up tighter than a...big...tight...thing.

[Chuck Bao]

I think she is pretty, but I don't think the pics are very flattering.

Yeah, the guy needs to be made fun of because he gets his girlfriend to pose in front of his new car in a bikini.

Okay, I've done worse. I've posted pics of Nope on the interweb in his underwear when he used to compete in muscleman competitions. Thank god that didn't turn into the pile on like this one.

[Getem]

heh
http://i37.tinypic.com/166koz4.jpg

[soonerinabilene]

Looks like she was sodomized by the ugly stick.


And after the stick was done, he smoked a cigarette while he called over his friends, borderline disfigured stick and Jesus WTF is that stick. Then borderline disfigured stick and Jesus WTF is that stick double penetrated her anally while ugly stick throat fcked her.

This is one of the greatest posts ive ever seen.

[Scott D]

doleo was into the girl because they have matching grills.

[soonerinabilene]

UR GIRLFRIEND LOOKS LIKE SHE WASHES HER FACE EVERY NIGHT WITH A BEAR TRAP.

gawd that ones great too.

[Howzit]

fap fap fap.

[Howzit]

I bet she puts out.

[mdklatt]

I'm with Chuck Bao. She's not ugly, but those pictures are rather startling. Like you know how when you eat something, and you expect it to taste a certain way, and then it tastes completely different and you freak out and maybe even spit it out, even though it didn't really taste bad it just tasted...unexpected? Like that. There's a weird eye and mouth thing going on.

[mdklatt]

I bet she puts out.

Quick, somebody send SicEM a PM.

[Tiptonsooner]

I'm with Chuck Bao. She's not ugly, but those pictures are rather startling. Like you know how when you eat something, and you expect it to taste a certain way, and then it tastes completely different and you freak out and maybe even spit it out, even though it didn't really taste bad it just tasted...unexpected? Like that. There's a weird eye and mouth thing going on.

Not Ugly???


Looks like her neck puked...

[StoopTroup]

LOL....

http://img517.imageshack.us/img517/8891/rkellywtfio8.gif

[Viking Kitten]

FWIW, I think it's pretty mean to make fun of people for the way they look. Especially some hapless girl who got hooked up with a guy who's obviously just a cervix wart.

OTOH... putting your bikini-clad, non-attractive girlfriend in front of your second rate car, posing her in what I guess are supposed to be erotic poses, and expecting this to impress your musclebound goon friends on a message board dedicated to weight lifting? Really? Really?

[yermom]

actually after more reading, the goon was making that up, the pics are old

[Viking Kitten]

So he's an a**hole as well as a goon. Awesome.

[StoopTroup]

Crying....


http://i198.photobucket.com/albums/aa213/No_Nrg/carey_gag_1.gifhttp://i198.photobucket.com/albums/aa213/No_Nrg/carey_gag_1.gifhttp://i198.photobucket.com/albums/aa213/No_Nrg/carey_gag_1.gifhttp://i198.photobucket.com/albums/aa213/No_Nrg/carey_gag_1.gif

[soonerbrat]

heh
http://i37.tinypic.com/166koz4.jpg

I can't stop laughing at this

[Boomer.....]

Not right but so funny.


She has a nice smile though.
:D

[Boomer.....]

this guy said it best:

http://img340.imageshack.us/img340/3923/donotwantis3.jpg

I love it!

[soonerbrat]

Not right but so funny.


She has a nice smile though.
:D

she looks very friendly

[KingBarry]

She's not that bad. Not sports car model good, but not that bad.

I don't think it's funny to make fun of her because she may not be your idea of female perfection, but I do think it's funny to make fun of the tool that posed her like this, about 20 times, and then posted it.

[soonerbrat]

She's not that bad. Not sports car model good, but not that bad.

I don't think it's funny to make fun of her because she may not be your idea of female perfection, but I do think it's funny to make fun of the tool that posed her like this, about 20 times, and then posted it.

you didn't take a good hard look at her, did you?

[OUDoc]

She's not that bad. Not sports car model good, but not that bad.



you didn't take a good hard look at her, did you?


fap fap fap.

There is something wrong with some of you. :)

[Viking Kitten]

Thank God. The SO would be a very boring place if there weren't.

[Scott D]

I really think the she and doleo have matching grills comment is underappreciated.

[soonerbrat]

There is something wrong with some of you. :)

one of these things is not like the other....
can you guess which thing is not like the other and I'll tell you if it is so...

[tommieharris91]

you didn't take a good hard look at her, did you?

I think it is impossible to take a good hard look at her. :texan:

[StormySooner-IN]

LMAO!!! GREATNESS

[Sooner Eclipse]

I think it is impossible to take a good hard look at her. :texan:


The wordplay version of an in the park grand slam..BRILLIANT.:D

[proud gonzo]

if she didn't have weird eyeshadow UNDER her eyes, she might not look like a scary murder-zombie

[dolemitesooner]

I really think the she and doleo have matching grills comment is underappreciated.

I think it was too. I luahged when I read that.

People just don't know how to laugh at others flaws

[tommieharris91]

if she didn't have weird eyeshadow UNDER her eyes, she might not look like a scary murder-zombie

Nah, the lazy eye does it.

[SouthFortySooner]

if she didn't have weird eyeshadow UNDER her eyes, she might not look like a scary murder-zombie

I read all the way to here to see if anyone noticed all that color UNDER her eyes. One of those upside down face thingys would serve us well. :D

[GottaHavePride]

fap fap fap.

I'm still cracking up.

[colleyvillesooner]

uh oh...

Not the guy in this thread, but a different poster from that site...

http://www.myfoxatlanta.com/myfox/pages/News/Detail?contentId=7921117&version=1&locale=EN-US&layoutCode=TSTY&pageId=3.3.1

Florida teen commits suicide in front of webcam
Nov 21, 4:18 PM (ET)

By RASHA MADKOUR


MIAMI (AP) - A South Florida college student killed himself by overdosing on drugs in front of a live online audience as some computer users egged him on, some debated his method, and others tried to talk him out of it.

Abraham Biggs, 19, of Pembroke Pines, died Wednesday at his home from a toxic combination of opiates and benzodiazepine, a drug used to treat insomnia and depression, said Wendy Crane, an investigator with the Broward County medical examiner's office.

Authorities say the Broward Community College student is not the first person to commit suicide with a webcam rolling.

It's unclear how many people were watching through the Web site bodybuilding.com. Someone finally notified a site moderator, who pinpointed Biggs' location and called police, but they arrived too late to save him, Crane said.

Biggs, who used the screen name "CandyJunkie" on the bodybuilding Web site, started blogging about plans to kill himself 12 hours before he was found lying dead on his bed. He posted a link from bodybuilding.com to Justin.tv, a site that allows users to broadcast live videos from their webcams.

Some users who read the blog told investigators they did not take him seriously because he had threatened suicide on the site before.

But Biggs' family was infuriated that neither viewers nor the site acted sooner to save him.

"When (police) came in, the webfeed stopped. So that's 12 hours of watching," said his sister, Rosalind Biggs, who said her brother struggled with bipolar disorder. "They got hits, they got viewers, nothing happened for hours."

Rosalind Biggs described her brother as a friendly, social, outgoing person who struck up conversations with Starbucks baristas and enjoyed taking his young nieces to Chuck E. Cheese.

"It boggles the mind," she said. "We don't understand."

Authorities could not immediately verify the authenticity of a video posted online that shows a gun-wielding officer entering a bedroom where a man is lying on a bed, facing away from the camera. The officer peers over to look at the man, then begins to examine him as the camera lens is covered. The video matches Crane's description of events.

Condolences poured in to Biggs' MySpace page, where the mostly unsmiling teen is seen posing in a series of pictures with various young women. On justin.tv, his alias was "feels_like_ecstacy."

In a statement, Justin.tv CEO Michael Seibel said: "We regret that this has occurred and want to respect the privacy of the broadcaster and his family during this time."

The Web site declined to release information on how many people were watching the broadcast. The entire site had 672,000 unique visitors in October.

Messages left with the bodybuilding Web site were not immediately returned Friday.

A spokesman for the Pembroke Pines police said they were investigating but declined further comment.

Crane said she knows of at least one other case in which a South Florida man shot himself in the head in front of an online audience, although she didn't know how much viewers saw. In Britain last year, a man hanged himself while chatting online.

[yermom]

it's just the internet

he did it for the lulz

[dolemitesooner]

NOT FUNNY

[tulsaoilerfan]

That was some funny chit, but no way i'm reading 62 pages. :)