Mike Leach...

[OU_Sooners75]

...Arrrrgh, Matey!

[StoopTroup]

....needs to get gumby an ambulance.

[mfosterftw]

offers poor advice on dating...

[meoveryouxinfinity]

...is telling all you fn hillbillies to chill out. See, you can win with no defense!

[Boomer.....]

...throws the ball late in the 4th quarter with a 29 point lead.

[ocsooner]

...won't give you five bucks.

[badger]

... likes talking about pirates, except teh ghey stories.

NTTAWWT ;)

[Boomer.....]

...dreams of the day he could have a salad fight with a school chancellor and still keep his job.

[Boomer.....]

...drinks more than Howard.

[SbOrOiNaEnR]

...still doesn't feel like he's scored enough after the OSU victory, so he's off to find your sister.

[Boomer.....]

...thinks pirate day should be once a week.

[meoveryouxinfinity]

...still doesn't feel like he's scored enough after the OSU victory, so he's off to find his sister.

fixed.

[Boomer.....]

...still thinks it's cool to streak through the quad.

[meoveryouxinfinity]

...feels bad for stealing posts on Coach Bye's week.

[westcoast_sooner]

Can't decide if he's a pirate or a rocket scientist. Honestly, it's a toss up and it's driving him crazy. One day, he'll decide and it won't be pretty. I'm not sure what that means, but Leach does and that's what's important.

[tommieharris91]

...thinks he invented the forward pass.

[SbOrOiNaEnR]

...makes his living off the forward pass. To the other 119 Division 1-A coaches, it's just a hobby.

[devOUt]

...stepped in a pile of aggie.

[Flagstaffsooner]

...drinks more than Howard.Which one? OV or Smellslikeburbon?

[StoopTroup]

....wipes his buttocks with a dang tire.

[Boomer.....]

Which one? OV or Smellslikeburbon?
Take your pick.

:D

[olevetonahill]

Take your pick.

:D

No way the Boy Can Out drink the Olevet

[Sabanball]

will use his law degree to sue your a** if you p*** him off!

[SoonerinSouthlake]

just got finished getting his morning massage from Brent Musberger.

[CaliBornSoonerBred]

is beginning to think recruits will actually want to go to lubbock

[badger]

...was offered Mrs. Mike Gundy as a pirate slave following victory Saturday.

... after finding her voice to be as loud and annoying as "I'm a man, I'm 40," politely declined her servitude and pointed her towards the line of OSU players ready to walk the plank.

[Dan Thompson]

Is going to U. Washington.

[badger]

Is going to U. Washington.

I really think that would be a perfect fit for him, because then he could do whatever the hell he wanted up there while fans just sit back in awe from their rainy, depressingly huge city while they gnaw on their fresh raspberries from the local markets, but I doubt he goes. Seattle? Meh.

[meoveryouxinfinity]

...has pirate porn.

(yeah, it's out there. Long story short, don't go searching for a t shirt in your dad's chest of drawers...ew ew ew ew)

[leavingthezoo]

...still doesn't feel like he's scored enough after the OSU victory, so he's off to find your sheep.

fixed again.

[freshchris05]

... looks like a lesbian professional bowler...

[sooner59]

.....has a very small playbook. Except its not a playbook, its a piece of paper with Harrell's phone number on it. He stares at it all game to memorize it for after the game.

[hgarmorer]

Wonders how much that ship in Tampa Bays stadium cost, because he wants one for his backyard.

[salth2o]

wants to be the bell.

http://www.fluxw.com/bellringer.jpg

[Mile High Sooner]

believes beef improves your date...

[WA. Sooner]

IS trying to figure out how to walk his plank.

[DallasSooner87]

...is committed like the pig. Not invested like the chicken.

[illinisooner]

...is pulling for Arrrrrrrrrgentina to win the 2010 World Cup.

[retnuH03]

Thinks he's exempt from the "no alcohol" policy during practice and games.

[Crucifax Autumn]

wants to be the bell.



...Donged the bell!

[OU_Sooners75]

...is so rugged he has to sandpaper his sh!t!

[BudSooner]

Loves to watch chicks eat in front of him.

[cjames317]

... has no more time for yanky the wanky. The Donger need food!

[Explodo]

...needs a mini-mike.

[madillsoonerfan5353]

....is so ruthless that he has to hold a gun to his own head when he shaves, so he don't cut his own throat!

[madillsoonerfan5353]

...still doesn't feel like he's scored enough after the OSU victory, so he's off to find your parrot.

Fixed again! :D

[mobilesteve]

Goes home to Amy Grant every night.

[SoonerinSouthlake]

Goes home to Amy Grant every night.


Its a stretch.....but I see it.

[fadada1]

... is secretly planning to change tech's uniform to the "Puffy Shirt" for the game against OU.

[ouwapiti]

may be the best offensive coach ever.....he does kinda look like vince gill though....both he and vince have put on some lb's here in the last couple of years.....wonder how much more mangino weighs now than when he was at OU??? 100?????

[deweydw]

... likes to sing the pirate song.

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[deweydw]

...still doesn't feel like he's scored enough after the OSU victory, so he's off to find Bevo, again.

Fixed one more time.

[Schoonerbeer]

Is a Kentucky ridge runner!!!!!!!!





------------------------BOOMER SOONER----------------------------------

[birddog]

thinks we are overlooking coach bye.

[noobalicious]

offers poor advice on dating...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DxBsXzvENpo ......Golden

[birddog]

asked stoops if he could borrow his scroteless underoos...

http://ouinsider.com/

[Crucifax Autumn]

...is so rugged he sh!t!s sandpaper

Fixed

And he likes it!

[Crucifax Autumn]

Reposting a classic from a while back...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v153/ulijon/Leach.jpg

[Crucifax Autumn]

...Thinks he and Crabtree have somthing in common: The crab part

[Crucifax Autumn]

...pleasures himself while watching Pirates of the Carribean

[Crucifax Autumn]

...Admits he's not a man

[Crucifax Autumn]

...is the secret identity of Oprah's Steadman

[Crucifax Autumn]

...thinks life is a box of chocolates

[Crucifax Autumn]

...flew over the cuckoo nest

[cjames317]

... once got busy in a Burger King bathroom.

[badger]

... went to Pepperdine for his law degree cuz it's a party school.

[mobilesteve]

....demands he be on page 1.

[Rogue]

-Loves the microphone!



(Oops. I started a ML thread. Didn't see this one.)

[badger]

(Oops. I started a ML thread. Didn't see this one.)
...will disallow such media attention on his team after Monday because of its potential to distract, so get all your thread starting out of the way now!

[CincySooner]

... hates the swash, but doesn't mind the buckle so much.

[SoonerinSouthlake]

probably needs to mix in a salad to his diet from time to time

[cjames317]

... prefers matelotage over menage.

[BoonesFarmSooner]

went Mexican Avalanche with The Donald's hair

[texas bandman]

takes cheese with his whine.

[Crucifax Autumn]

Breast fed until 24.

[DrZaius]

......is plain and simple a

****** BAG

[Landthief 1972]

...has never won in Norman as Tech's coach.

[cjames317]

... scheduled a "power cleanse" this Saturday night.

[badger]

... fears that Sam Bradford may not have anyone from Tech to tackle this Saturday.

[Crucifax Autumn]

...Is so irrelavent he almost dropped off our first page

[Crucifax Autumn]

...was once pulled from a crying Will Wheaton's testicles.

[Crucifax Autumn]

...will still be crying about leaving OU and his ONLY chance in his career to actually FINISH a championship run

[Crucifax Autumn]

...Thinks billboards are more important than reality

[badger]

... is scared of clowns

[SoonerTerry]

Locks the door and does "The Hussle" after every win.

[cjames317]

... should do the Captain Morgan pose whenever he's on camera Saturday night.

[badger]

... wants to move up the game to Thursday so that his team can get in on the "Upset Thursday" action... wait a sec... ;)

[BornandBred]

's team's hype will drop like my 401k after they play OU.

[badger]

... has already ensured a lifetime contract at Tech just by beating the other state schools down there.

[oudivesherpa]

While holding your tounge say, "he coaches a pirate ship."

Ah, to be in third grade again.

[okiewaker]

Praises bob knight for his grooming techniques.

[Sooner_09]

...likes being referred to as Captain Leach...yahrrrr

[Crucifax Autumn]

...Pushes his boobs together while he whacks it in the mirror

[OU_Sooners75]

...thinks his offense is one that other coaches want to use.

[soonergirlNeugene]

always looks confused...no wonder (http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page2/story?page=brain/081119)

[Crucifax Autumn]

uses ExtenZe

[StoopTroup]

....says he's voting OU #1 in this weeks Coaches Poll. :D

Thanks Mike!