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soonerbrat
11/8/2008, 11:17 PM
even the cat is bored with football
Turd_Ferguson
11/8/2008, 11:18 PM
Better not be. I think she wanted to watch the animals on NG.My cat came in and et, then patted me on the back and said "yo, i need to go ****", so i let him out.
hgarmorer
11/8/2008, 11:19 PM
Sweet no more football and still another 6 hrs of work left.
Flagstaffsooner
11/8/2008, 11:19 PM
even the cat is bored with football
Wait a few months and we all will be pissing and moaning for football.:pop:
Flagstaffsooner
11/8/2008, 11:21 PM
My cat came in and et, then patted me on the back and said "yo, i need to go ****", so i let him out.your cat is an et?
Curly Bill
11/8/2008, 11:22 PM
your cat is an et?
No, it came in the house with et.
Turd_Ferguson
11/8/2008, 11:24 PM
No, it came in the house with et.ate gotdammit ate! Ya drunk bastages!!:D
soonerbrat
11/8/2008, 11:26 PM
Wait a few months and we all will be pissing and moaning for football.:pop:
oh, yeah, I just meant for today. my pickem is bad. really bad.
olevetonahill
11/8/2008, 11:28 PM
even the cat is bored with football
Bitches Man Bitches!
Flagstaffsooner
11/8/2008, 11:29 PM
my pickem is bad. really bad.You havent seen mine.:(
Flagstaffsooner
11/8/2008, 11:30 PM
ate gotdammit ate! Ya drunk bastages!!:DU talkin to me!;)
Turd_Ferguson
11/8/2008, 11:31 PM
I just farted and my dog growled at me.
olevetonahill
11/8/2008, 11:31 PM
oh, yeah, I just meant for today. my pickem is bad. really bad.
Obviously , Ya got a BF that AINT me .;)
Curly Bill
11/8/2008, 11:31 PM
I just farted and my dog growled at me.
LMAO :D
olevetonahill
11/8/2008, 11:32 PM
your cat is an et?
My cat wlaked By , I was Hungry so I ET it .;)
soonerbrat
11/8/2008, 11:32 PM
You havent seen mine.:(
i'm 4-6 today on my espn pickems.
but in my NFL pool, I'm 4th overall.
olevetonahill
11/8/2008, 11:33 PM
I just farted and my dog growled at me.
He was Just growlin Back atcha
Turd_Ferguson
11/8/2008, 11:34 PM
i'm 4-6 today on my espn pickems.
but in my NFL pool, I'm 4th overall.i don't get it.
olevetonahill
11/8/2008, 11:34 PM
i'm 4-6 today on my espn pickems.
but in my NFL pool, I'm 4th overall.
You #1 In any POOL we get in .:hot:
olevetonahill
11/8/2008, 11:35 PM
i don't get it.
Cause you aint In the BF click .:rolleyes:
soonerbrat
11/8/2008, 11:37 PM
i don't get it.
i do.
a lot.
Turd_Ferguson
11/8/2008, 11:37 PM
Cause you aint In the BF click .:rolleyes:i don't get that either.
olevetonahill
11/8/2008, 11:39 PM
i don't get that either.
Why you Think Brat Gets It ALOT ? shes Got 2 BFs :hot:
olevetonahill
11/8/2008, 11:40 PM
WTF ?
Turd_Ferguson
11/8/2008, 11:40 PM
Why you Think Brat Gets It ALOT ? shes Got 2 BFs :hot:Ohhhhh.....I get it.:hot:
Curly Bill
11/8/2008, 11:41 PM
Get what?
olevetonahill
11/8/2008, 11:42 PM
Get what?
Turd gets what Brat cant handle , Pay tention.
Turd_Ferguson
11/8/2008, 11:42 PM
Get what?BF's dammit...pay tention.:D
Curly Bill
11/8/2008, 11:43 PM
BF's dammit...pay tention.:D
You got a BF? :eek:
proud gonzo
11/8/2008, 11:44 PM
hmm... i can't decide if i want another drink or not.
olevetonahill
11/8/2008, 11:47 PM
You got a BF? :eek:
Thats Our Turd :eek:
olevetonahill
11/8/2008, 11:47 PM
hmm... i can't decide if i want another drink or not.
Shoulda been a Pole But I vote YES .:pop:
Turd_Ferguson
11/8/2008, 11:48 PM
You got a BF? :eek:what's wrong with a Big Fart?
Curly Bill
11/8/2008, 11:49 PM
what's wrong with a Big Fart?
Well...for one thing your dog doesn't like it.
Turd_Ferguson
11/8/2008, 11:50 PM
Well...for one thing your dog doesn't like it.He can usually out do me...he's just jealous.
Curly Bill
11/8/2008, 11:51 PM
He can usually out do me...he's just jealous.
I know that's prolly true, I had a Min-Pin that would fart and turn around to see what the hell was going on back there. :D
olevetonahill
11/8/2008, 11:52 PM
He can usually out do me...he's just jealous.
So which one of ya has the lower BP
olevetonahill
11/8/2008, 11:53 PM
I know that's prolly true, I had a Min-Pin that would fart and turn around to see what the hell was going on back there. :D
I do that Now .
Boomer.....
11/8/2008, 11:55 PM
hmm... i can't decide if i want another drink or not.
Really?
What kind of a drunkytowner are you? :P
proud gonzo
11/8/2008, 11:57 PM
Really?
What kind of a drunkytowner are you? :Pnot a very good one :O
Turd_Ferguson
11/8/2008, 11:57 PM
I know that's prolly true, I had a Min-Pin that would fart and turn around to see what the hell was going on back there. :DMine is a damn chihuahua....wife and kid's found him in the walmalart park'n lot and brought him home. He was about 3 months old and looked like a big mouse. Now, he's 6 yrs old and looks like a small rat, but he farts and snores. I like him:D
olevetonahill
11/8/2008, 11:57 PM
Really?
What kind of a drunkytowner are you? :P
If theres ever any Doubt , Ill Take another just to be sure .
:D
Boomer.....
11/8/2008, 11:58 PM
If theres ever any Doubt , Ill Take another just to be sure .
:D
Cheers!
olevetonahill
11/8/2008, 11:58 PM
Mine is a damn chihuahua....wife and kid's found him in the walmalart park'n lot and brought him home. He was about 3 months old and looked like a big mouse. Now, he's 6 yrs old and looks like a small rat, but he farts and snores. I like him:D
My wienie beats that .:cool:
Curly Bill
11/8/2008, 11:58 PM
Mine is a damn chihuahua....wife and kid's found him in the walmalart park'n lot and brought him home. He was about 3 months old and looked like a big mouse. Now, he's 6 yrs old and looks like a small rat, but he farts and snores. I like him:D
Yup, dogs are allsome. :D
olevetonahill
11/9/2008, 12:00 AM
I think we Lost the Flag from exhausting .
He had to beat the heat On the way Home .:eek:
Turd_Ferguson
11/9/2008, 12:00 AM
My wienie beats that .:cool:I'd take your wienie if'n ya ever want to get rid of it:eek:
olevetonahill
11/9/2008, 12:01 AM
I'd take your wienie if'n ya ever want to get rid of it:eek:
Its Kinda Attached , so you have take Me also to .
Turd_Ferguson
11/9/2008, 12:02 AM
Its Kinda Attached , so you have take Me also to .:D:D:D:D:mad:
soonerbrat
11/9/2008, 12:03 AM
i still need to find a babydaddy for my mom's mini - she will be in heat in about 3 weeks.
Turd_Ferguson
11/9/2008, 12:04 AM
i still need to find a babydaddy for my mom's mini - she will be in heat in about 3 weeks.my dag ain't got no bell's.
Flagstaffsooner
11/9/2008, 12:05 AM
I think we Lost the Flag from exhausting .
He had to beat the heat On the way Home .:eek:Im back been on the phone.
Turd_Ferguson
11/9/2008, 12:05 AM
Im back been on the phone.you flirt'n with Tailwind again:confused:
Flagstaffsooner
11/9/2008, 12:08 AM
you flirt'n with Tailwind again:confused:No, seems like everyone on earth wants to talk tonight.
olevetonahill
11/9/2008, 12:11 AM
Im back been on the phone.
Long winded Far fauter Huh ?;)
Flagstaffsooner
11/9/2008, 12:12 AM
Long winded Far fauter Huh ?;)Your're one to talk.:D
olevetonahill
11/9/2008, 12:15 AM
Your're one to talk.:D
Cant you wont answer yer Phone .:P
olevetonahill
11/9/2008, 12:16 AM
Ok Im goona et a sammich and go to bed Yall aint entertaining Me .
Chuck Bao
11/9/2008, 02:04 AM
I'm not very good at entertaining.
I have some friends coming over with tacos in a few minutes and I need Sic'em's conversation flow charts.
And, these are real tacos, people. Thai tacos.
proud gonzo
11/9/2008, 02:17 AM
thai tacos don't sound like real tacos.
Chuck Bao
11/9/2008, 02:21 AM
I'll take pics to prove they're real if they ever show up.
Turd_Ferguson
11/9/2008, 09:11 AM
Are Thai Taco's really horizontal:confused:
StoopTroup
11/9/2008, 09:22 AM
Bloody Mary's anyone?
Turd_Ferguson
11/9/2008, 09:24 AM
Bloody Mary's anyone?I'm on my 5th one:D
StoopTroup
11/9/2008, 10:15 AM
POKE
http://www.vivisect.org/choke/choke_full.gif
StormySooner-IN
11/9/2008, 10:35 AM
Hello....
:D
Chuck Bao
11/9/2008, 01:08 PM
Are Thai Taco's really horizontal:confused:
I guess it depends on your point of view.
I didn't get Thai tacos. I got a Thai burrito, instead.
http://img5.ranchoweb.com/images/kanunu/img_1882.jpg
Because I was sick, they brought me flowers too. I have some nice work colleagues.
http://img5.ranchoweb.com/images/kanunu/img_1889.jpg
Then, we started doing whiskey shots and I felt a whole lot better.
Chuck Bao
11/10/2008, 04:52 AM
I did saY whiskey shots.
Okays I like the burritos over the tacos.
I did say whiskey shots.
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