Offishul Drunky Watchin Pirates Raping sheep, thread.

[soonerbrat]

even the cat is bored with football

[Turd_Ferguson]

Better not be. I think she wanted to watch the animals on NG.My cat came in and et, then patted me on the back and said "yo, i need to go ****", so i let him out.

[hgarmorer]

Sweet no more football and still another 6 hrs of work left.

[Flagstaffsooner]

even the cat is bored with football
Wait a few months and we all will be pissing and moaning for football.:pop:

[Flagstaffsooner]

My cat came in and et, then patted me on the back and said "yo, i need to go ****", so i let him out.your cat is an et?

[Curly Bill]

your cat is an et?

No, it came in the house with et.

[Turd_Ferguson]

No, it came in the house with et.ate gotdammit ate! Ya drunk bastages!!:D

[soonerbrat]

Wait a few months and we all will be pissing and moaning for football.:pop:

oh, yeah, I just meant for today. my pickem is bad. really bad.

[olevetonahill]

even the cat is bored with football

Bitches Man Bitches!

[Flagstaffsooner]

my pickem is bad. really bad.You havent seen mine.:(

[Flagstaffsooner]

ate gotdammit ate! Ya drunk bastages!!:DU talkin to me!;)

[Turd_Ferguson]

I just farted and my dog growled at me.

[Rogue]

Bitches Man Bitches!

:D

[olevetonahill]

oh, yeah, I just meant for today. my pickem is bad. really bad.

Obviously , Ya got a BF that AINT me .;)

[Curly Bill]

I just farted and my dog growled at me.

LMAO :D

[olevetonahill]

your cat is an et?

My cat wlaked By , I was Hungry so I ET it .;)

[soonerbrat]

You havent seen mine.:(

i'm 4-6 today on my espn pickems.

but in my NFL pool, I'm 4th overall.

[olevetonahill]

I just farted and my dog growled at me.

He was Just growlin Back atcha

[Turd_Ferguson]

i'm 4-6 today on my espn pickems.

but in my NFL pool, I'm 4th overall.i don't get it.

[olevetonahill]

i'm 4-6 today on my espn pickems.

but in my NFL pool, I'm 4th overall.

You #1 In any POOL we get in .:hot:

[olevetonahill]

i don't get it.

Cause you aint In the BF click .:rolleyes:

[soonerbrat]

i don't get it.

i do.
a lot.

[Turd_Ferguson]

Cause you aint In the BF click .:rolleyes:i don't get that either.

[olevetonahill]

i don't get that either.

Why you Think Brat Gets It ALOT ? shes Got 2 BFs :hot:

[olevetonahill]

WTF ?

[Turd_Ferguson]

Why you Think Brat Gets It ALOT ? shes Got 2 BFs :hot:Ohhhhh.....I get it.:hot:

[Curly Bill]

Get what?

[olevetonahill]

Get what?

Turd gets what Brat cant handle , Pay tention.

[Turd_Ferguson]

Get what?BF's dammit...pay tention.:D

[Curly Bill]

BF's dammit...pay tention.:D

You got a BF? :eek:

[proud gonzo]

hmm... i can't decide if i want another drink or not.

[olevetonahill]

You got a BF? :eek:

Thats Our Turd :eek:

[olevetonahill]

hmm... i can't decide if i want another drink or not.

Shoulda been a Pole But I vote YES .:pop:

[Turd_Ferguson]

You got a BF? :eek:what's wrong with a Big Fart?

[Curly Bill]

what's wrong with a Big Fart?

Well...for one thing your dog doesn't like it.

[Turd_Ferguson]

Well...for one thing your dog doesn't like it.He can usually out do me...he's just jealous.

[Curly Bill]

He can usually out do me...he's just jealous.

I know that's prolly true, I had a Min-Pin that would fart and turn around to see what the hell was going on back there. :D

[olevetonahill]

He can usually out do me...he's just jealous.

So which one of ya has the lower BP

[olevetonahill]

I know that's prolly true, I had a Min-Pin that would fart and turn around to see what the hell was going on back there. :D

I do that Now .

[Boomer.....]

hmm... i can't decide if i want another drink or not.

Really?

What kind of a drunkytowner are you? :P

[proud gonzo]

Really?

What kind of a drunkytowner are you? :Pnot a very good one :O

[Turd_Ferguson]

I know that's prolly true, I had a Min-Pin that would fart and turn around to see what the hell was going on back there. :DMine is a damn chihuahua....wife and kid's found him in the walmalart park'n lot and brought him home. He was about 3 months old and looked like a big mouse. Now, he's 6 yrs old and looks like a small rat, but he farts and snores. I like him:D

[olevetonahill]

Really?

What kind of a drunkytowner are you? :P

If theres ever any Doubt , Ill Take another just to be sure .
:D

[Boomer.....]

If theres ever any Doubt , Ill Take another just to be sure .
:D

Cheers!

[olevetonahill]

Mine is a damn chihuahua....wife and kid's found him in the walmalart park'n lot and brought him home. He was about 3 months old and looked like a big mouse. Now, he's 6 yrs old and looks like a small rat, but he farts and snores. I like him:D

My wienie beats that .:cool:

[Curly Bill]

Mine is a damn chihuahua....wife and kid's found him in the walmalart park'n lot and brought him home. He was about 3 months old and looked like a big mouse. Now, he's 6 yrs old and looks like a small rat, but he farts and snores. I like him:D

Yup, dogs are allsome. :D

[olevetonahill]

I think we Lost the Flag from exhausting .
He had to beat the heat On the way Home .:eek:

[Turd_Ferguson]

My wienie beats that .:cool:I'd take your wienie if'n ya ever want to get rid of it:eek:

[olevetonahill]

I'd take your wienie if'n ya ever want to get rid of it:eek:

Its Kinda Attached , so you have take Me also to .

[Turd_Ferguson]

Its Kinda Attached , so you have take Me also to .:D:D:D:D:mad:

[soonerbrat]

i still need to find a babydaddy for my mom's mini - she will be in heat in about 3 weeks.

[Turd_Ferguson]

i still need to find a babydaddy for my mom's mini - she will be in heat in about 3 weeks.my dag ain't got no bell's.

[Flagstaffsooner]

I think we Lost the Flag from exhausting .
He had to beat the heat On the way Home .:eek:Im back been on the phone.

[Turd_Ferguson]

Im back been on the phone.you flirt'n with Tailwind again:confused:

[Flagstaffsooner]

you flirt'n with Tailwind again:confused:No, seems like everyone on earth wants to talk tonight.

[olevetonahill]

Im back been on the phone.

Long winded Far fauter Huh ?;)

[Flagstaffsooner]

Long winded Far fauter Huh ?;)Your're one to talk.:D

[olevetonahill]

Your're one to talk.:D

Cant you wont answer yer Phone .:P

[olevetonahill]

Ok Im goona et a sammich and go to bed Yall aint entertaining Me .

[Chuck Bao]

I'm not very good at entertaining.

I have some friends coming over with tacos in a few minutes and I need Sic'em's conversation flow charts.

And, these are real tacos, people. Thai tacos.

[proud gonzo]

thai tacos don't sound like real tacos.

[Chuck Bao]

I'll take pics to prove they're real if they ever show up.

[Turd_Ferguson]

Are Thai Taco's really horizontal:confused:

[StoopTroup]

Bloody Mary's anyone?

[Turd_Ferguson]

Bloody Mary's anyone?I'm on my 5th one:D

[StoopTroup]

POKE
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[StormySooner-IN]

Hello....



:D

[Chuck Bao]

Are Thai Taco's really horizontal:confused:

I guess it depends on your point of view.

I didn't get Thai tacos. I got a Thai burrito, instead.

http://img5.ranchoweb.com/images/kanunu/img_1882.jpg

Because I was sick, they brought me flowers too. I have some nice work colleagues.

http://img5.ranchoweb.com/images/kanunu/img_1889.jpg

Then, we started doing whiskey shots and I felt a whole lot better.

[Chuck Bao]

I did saY whiskey shots.

Okays I like the burritos over the tacos.

I did say whiskey shots.