What would you sacrifice for a Baylor win over UT?

[stoopified]

Since I am 48,married and have two young sons(Ryan 4,Jason 1) I am willing to give up my testicles.It is not like I need them anymore,after all I have 2 sons and a wife to tell me what to do. :)

A baylor win would sure make a trip to KC and possibly Miami easier to accomplish.

[SteelCitySooner]

i could throw mine in too. I had a vascectomy so they aren't much use anyway. ;)

[King Crimson]

out.

[StoopTroup]

SicEm. :D ;)

He ain't got none anyway. ;)

[1890MilesToNorman]

I think I'll keep mine. We have a lot in common except being married with kids and willing to lose my manhood on a football game. But i am 48! :P

[A-M]

My first born son. Oh yea, I'm 63 and had that stuff taken out several years ago, and my first born son is all grown. So, maybe I had better just say my 'whataburger' $100.00 gift card.

[Stitch Face]

My first born son. Oh yea, I'm 63 and had that stuff taken out several years ago, and my first born son is all grown. So, maybe I had better just say my 'whataburger' $100.00 gift card.

That's a lot of mediocre food.

[olevetonahill]

Ill Slap all My Ex's

[stoopified]

Ill Slap all My Ex'sI heard you wer into that sort of thing BUT how is that a sacrifice? :)

[olevetonahill]

I heard you wer into that sort of thing BUT how is that a sacrifice? :)

Cause Ill have to Kick their Future exhusbands *** to get to em .;)

[Blues1]

Baylor 37 Texas 35

I will give up Women --- I did that 6 years ago anyway...!!! --- :)

[meoveryouxinfinity]

you can cut off my woman parts


wait, can you do that?

[olevetonahill]

you can cut off my woman parts


wait, can you do that?

Ill Practice on Ya with a Butter knife .:D

[Turd_Ferguson]

Ill Practice on Ya with a Butter knife .:Dcan i watch:confused::O

[olevetonahill]

can i watch:confused::O

Perv.:eek:

[OK2LA]

I'm willing to give up stoopified's testes as well - for a Baylor win.

[The_Red_Patriot]

Out.besides I like their chances of Mack Browning themselves out of the title game....Maybe we are in for another epic Texas collapse.

[Stitch Face]

I will give up Women --- I did that 6 years ago anyway...!!!

NTTAWWT. We don't judge here.

[meoveryouxinfinity]

Ill Practice on Ya with a Butter knife .:D

LOL i wonder why my legs are clamped closed now

[Chuck Bao]

You guys scare me and I'm a Baylor fan.

I couldn't even watch as my grandfather used to take out his pocket knife and cut the balls off of newly born bulls as the mother cow was stomping and snorting around him.

I'm glad I didn't mention what I'd do. Or, with the score 0-14 already, I should be so bold to say that I'd give up booze for like a week.

[beer4me]

Since I am 48,married and have two young sons(Ryan 4,Jason 1) I am willing to give up my testicles.It is not like I need them anymore,after all I have 2 sons and a wife to tell me what to do. :)

A baylor win would sure make a trip to KC and possibly Miami easier to accomplish.

I am 53 and kids all grown up, but need my T's so I can scratch. But I'd give up my oldest sons T's if you could get them away from wherever his wife hid them:confused:

[freshchris05]

weed... jk















i'll never give up weed...

[StoopTroup]

weed... jk


i'll never give up weed...

I wish I had the time to watch this claim fall apart.

I wish I had a bong hit for every time I heard that one...

I'd be pretty stoned right now.

[freshchris05]

I wish I had the time to watch this claim fall apart.

I wish I had a bong hit for every time I heard that one...

I'd be pretty stoned right now.

it's harsh man... weed's my anti-drug...

[StoopTroup]

That can always change....lol

I need a drug to help me stay off drugs...

LMAO!

[Lott's Bandana]

it's harsh man... weed's my OVJ...

El grande fixo.

[freshchris05]

not sure if i follow...

[SicEmBaylor]

Since I am 48,married and have two young sons(Ryan 4,Jason 1) I am willing to give up my testicles.It is not like I need them anymore,after all I have 2 sons and a wife to tell me what to do. :)

A baylor win would sure make a trip to KC and possibly Miami easier to accomplish.

Sex for a year.