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JohnnyMack
11/7/2008, 04:17 PM
You suck.

Sincerely,

Curt Hocker.

http://www.latimes.com/sports/la-sp-random7-2008nov07,0,5500280.story



Hole in one really isn't that big of a deal
Not if you can get five of them in one week, like Curt Hocker did.
November 7, 2008

For most, a hole in one is a once-in-a-lifetime experience. And then there's Curt Hocker, who nearly made it a daily occurrence last week, recording five aces during the week, including two Saturday.

"I don't know what to think," the 22-year-old Illinois amateur golfer told Chicago's Daily Herald. "After each one I say it's over, and it keeps happening."

Hocker recorded all five holes in one at the El Paso Golf Club, where he works in the pro shop. He said he's glad his club membership comes with "hole-in-one insurance" -- which calls for the club, and not the golfer, to pay for the traditional drinks for everyone in the clubhouse after an ace is made.

"I think the golf course is getting mad at me for all the drinks," Hocker said.

stoops the eternal pimp
11/8/2008, 01:21 AM
Hairy could get a HIO anytime he wants..he is that good