I broke my clock today

[proud gonzo]

It fell on the floor. I fixed it. It broke again.

That's all.











have fun with the copycat threads.

[Sooner_Havok]

have fun with the copycat threads.


I can't afford the red card that goes with that copycat thread. :D

[olevetonahill]

I can't afford the red card that goes with that copycat thread. :D

Ill try .:P

[Chuck Bao]

I bought a new wall clock yesterday. The old one, the OU one didn’t arrive at the new condo somehow.

I’m not sure what it says, but it must be lucky.

http://img5.ranchoweb.com/images/kanunu/img_1892.jpg

I’m so totally in the doghouse that it isn’t even funny. I thought the lucky wall clock would help, but it didn’t.

Let’s see. Over the last two months, my computer, microwave, DVD player and TV all went out. I haven’t even seen my rice cooker.

I have an electrical problem with my computer and bought my fifth keyboard in the last two months. I bought a new microwave and DVD player with surround sound system yesterday and I am totally in the doghouse with Nope.

Yeah, we are short on cash, but how can anyone live without a microwave and DVD player and a lucky wall clock?

[StoopTroup]

Chuck...those Dudes look like they are all telling you "Times up!".

[Rogue]

Dude, Nope will get over it.
And you'll have hot food.
It's allllllll good.

[Chuck Bao]

Chuck...those Dudes look like they are all telling you "Times up!".

What are you talking about? That's not a crematorium clock, is it?

Anyway, that clock has got me singing...

It's astounding
Time is fleeting
Madness takes its toll
But listen closely
Not for very much longer
I've got to keep control.
I remember doing the Time Warp.
Drinking those moments when
The blackness would hit me.
Let's do the Time Warp again.

...is that wrong?

[A Sooner in Texas]

Chuck...those Dudes look like they are all telling you "Times up!".


Or maybe, "Karma's a bitch."

:D

[Chuck Bao]

I went there. Buddhist principles by Riff Raff.

Somehow and someway, I don't think PG will disapprove of this unfortunate and unintended thread jack.

[proud gonzo]

I'm PG, and I approve this threadjack.

[Chuck Bao]

Or maybe, "Karma's a bitch."

:D

That's a good thought.

Hold on to it and oops, son of a bitch.

[A Sooner in Texas]

Hopefully the Buddhist priests won't allow anything else in your home to die. Or maybe everything will just reincarnate into something better. :)

I'll think those good thoughts for you.

[Chuck Bao]

Dude, Nope will get over it.
And you'll have hot food.
It's allllllll good.

Let's forget about clocks and karma.

It's all about hot food. Rogue, you're wise beyond your ears.

[Chuck Bao]

Hopefully the Buddhist priests won't allow anything else in your home to die. Or maybe everything will just reincarnate into something better. :)

I'll think those good thoughts for you.

May you, A Sooner in Texas, receive 10 fold of the good thoughts you put out. Seriously, you are trully a blessed person for being so considerate. I would hope that you eventually decide to move back to Oklahoma and no longer sign as "in Texas".

[OK2LA]

Heard something about a broken clock finding a nut once

[Chuck Bao]

Heard something about a broken clock finding a nut once


Well, go on... I hadn't heard this one. :pop:

[StoopTroup]

I just thought they were masseuse...and the clock was to let you know when time was up. ;)

[Chuck Bao]

I just thought they were masseuse...and the clock was to let you know when time was up. ;)

I don't know. I thought you were like saying time up as in gee that's all we have and that'd be a pretty basic buddhist idea.

I can read Thai but I'm not getting the meaning from the clock.

I'll get Nope's impression once he cools off about the microwave and DVD and surround sound system.

Right now he is going to tell me that the clock is saying **** off and die.