I just got a fortune cookie with no fortune in it

[proud gonzo]

mother****ers!

[Curly Bill]

Tell Obama, he's gonna fix stuff like this.

[bri]

So, you get nothing...in bed?

[tommieharris91]

So, you get nothing...in bed?

It would fit SicEm.

[Vaevictis]

It means you have no future.

Give up and despair.

[Lott's Bandana]

Did your eggroll have an egg in it?

[proud gonzo]

didn't have eggrolls. Had red curry w/ chicken.

[tommieharris91]

Where at?

[proud gonzo]

padthai

[olevetonahill]

Be glad . It coulda Been Bad ;)

[proud gonzo]

oh, and btw--no fortune necessary. GHP: did I enter the twilight zone this weekend or something?

[olevetonahill]

oh, and btw--no fortune necessary. GHP: did I enter the twilight zone this weekend or something?

Is that what you Kids are Calling it NOW ?;)

[soonerboomer93]

didn't have eggrolls. Had red curry w/ chicken.

that explains the problem, you should have gone for green curry

[proud gonzo]

i DO like the green curry. and the Panang curry. except every time i order that one i want to say "pa-NANG!" like it's a sound effect.

[yermom]

mmm... Panang...

i haven't had that in a while because i'm always there for lunch

well, not anymore, i can't just walk across the street now :(

[Viking Kitten]

True story. Wednesday I opened a fortune cookie, and the only thing my fortune said was "beer." That's it. Just, "beer."

I think the universe is trying to tell me something.

[JohnnyMack]

Thai food smells like feet.

[BillyBall]

Thai food smells like feet.

mmmm.... feet.

[StoopTroup]

I've never had anything in a fortune cookie really impact my life. I am really taxing my brain for what the meaning of having a fortune cookie without a fortune....

Man...that's messed up PG.

I think you should sue the crap out of them. :D

[soonerboomer93]

I've only had thai 1 time in the states...

It was pretty good at the little hole in the wall place, but otherwise, I tend to stay away from it because I don't want to be dissappointed.

[Czar Soonerov]

Think Gonzo. You have just opened a fortune cookie without a fortune, written by a master who does not exist, to find the solution to a problem who's answer you already know.

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[silverwheels]

me so solly.

[crawfish]

I think it means you're gonna die.

[85Sooner]

Heres your fortune:

Hope and Change is coming your way whether you like it or not.

and on the back side


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[GottaHavePride]

oh, and btw--no fortune necessary. GHP: did I enter the twilight zone this weekend or something?

Sorry, missed this one.

Yes. Yes you did. It's like that crazy mirror universe where Spock is evil and has a goatee.

[TUSooner]

Very zen-like. Did you have "satori"?

[swardboy]

Upon further review, Obama decided your fortune should be spread around to give others a chance....

[proud gonzo]

Sorry, missed this one.

Yes. Yes you did. It's like that crazy mirror universe where Spock is evil and has a goatee.awww, i was hoping it was like that planet where Spock hung upside down from the tree

[Chuck Bao]

No problem with the fortune-less cookie. You can write your own, PG.

And most Thai curry is great. I like gaeng ga-ree and massaman myself. Red curry (gaeng pet) is good. But, I am telling you right now, orange curry (gaeng som) is just nasty. NASTY. Don't try the orange curry!

[Curly Bill]

No problem with the fortune-less cookie. You can write your own, PG.

And most Thai curry is great. I like gaeng ga-ree and massaman myself. Red curry (gaeng pet) is good. But, I am telling you right now, orange curry (gaeng som) is just nasty. NASTY. Don't try the orange curry!

Everyone knows orange sucks. ;)

[proud gonzo]

No problem with the fortune-less cookie. You can write your own, PG.


seems like that worked out pretty well :D

[proud gonzo]

I just got a fortune that says "People will find it difficult to resist your propositions."

No joke.