View Full Version : I just got a fortune cookie with no fortune in it
proud gonzo
11/6/2008, 11:55 PM
mother****ers!
Curly Bill
11/6/2008, 11:57 PM
Tell Obama, he's gonna fix stuff like this.
So, you get nothing...in bed?
tommieharris91
11/7/2008, 12:01 AM
So, you get nothing...in bed?
It would fit SicEm.
Vaevictis
11/7/2008, 12:02 AM
It means you have no future.
Give up and despair.
Lott's Bandana
11/7/2008, 12:21 AM
Did your eggroll have an egg in it?
proud gonzo
11/7/2008, 12:32 AM
didn't have eggrolls. Had red curry w/ chicken.
tommieharris91
11/7/2008, 12:33 AM
Where at?
proud gonzo
11/7/2008, 12:57 AM
padthai
olevetonahill
11/7/2008, 01:01 AM
Be glad . It coulda Been Bad ;)
proud gonzo
11/7/2008, 01:10 AM
oh, and btw--no fortune necessary. GHP: did I enter the twilight zone this weekend or something?
olevetonahill
11/7/2008, 01:11 AM
oh, and btw--no fortune necessary. GHP: did I enter the twilight zone this weekend or something?
Is that what you Kids are Calling it NOW ?;)
soonerboomer93
11/7/2008, 01:47 AM
didn't have eggrolls. Had red curry w/ chicken.
that explains the problem, you should have gone for green curry
proud gonzo
11/7/2008, 01:49 AM
i DO like the green curry. and the Panang curry. except every time i order that one i want to say "pa-NANG!" like it's a sound effect.
yermom
11/7/2008, 09:10 AM
mmm... Panang...
i haven't had that in a while because i'm always there for lunch
well, not anymore, i can't just walk across the street now :(
Viking Kitten
11/7/2008, 09:29 AM
True story. Wednesday I opened a fortune cookie, and the only thing my fortune said was "beer." That's it. Just, "beer."
I think the universe is trying to tell me something.
JohnnyMack
11/7/2008, 10:46 AM
Thai food smells like feet.
BillyBall
11/7/2008, 10:48 AM
Thai food smells like feet.
mmmm.... feet.
StoopTroup
11/7/2008, 10:49 AM
I've never had anything in a fortune cookie really impact my life. I am really taxing my brain for what the meaning of having a fortune cookie without a fortune....
Man...that's messed up PG.
I think you should sue the crap out of them. :D
soonerboomer93
11/7/2008, 01:29 PM
I've only had thai 1 time in the states...
It was pretty good at the little hole in the wall place, but otherwise, I tend to stay away from it because I don't want to be dissappointed.
Czar Soonerov
11/7/2008, 02:27 PM
Think Gonzo. You have just opened a fortune cookie without a fortune, written by a master who does not exist, to find the solution to a problem who's answer you already know.
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silverwheels
11/7/2008, 02:29 PM
me so solly.
crawfish
11/7/2008, 02:31 PM
I think it means you're gonna die.
85Sooner
11/7/2008, 05:25 PM
Heres your fortune:
Hope and Change is coming your way whether you like it or not.
and on the back side
12-25-34-07-06-18
GottaHavePride
11/7/2008, 07:41 PM
oh, and btw--no fortune necessary. GHP: did I enter the twilight zone this weekend or something?
Sorry, missed this one.
Yes. Yes you did. It's like that crazy mirror universe where Spock is evil and has a goatee.
TUSooner
11/7/2008, 08:01 PM
Very zen-like. Did you have "satori"?
swardboy
11/7/2008, 11:15 PM
Upon further review, Obama decided your fortune should be spread around to give others a chance....
proud gonzo
11/7/2008, 11:31 PM
Sorry, missed this one.
Yes. Yes you did. It's like that crazy mirror universe where Spock is evil and has a goatee.awww, i was hoping it was like that planet where Spock hung upside down from the tree
Chuck Bao
11/8/2008, 09:03 PM
No problem with the fortune-less cookie. You can write your own, PG.
And most Thai curry is great. I like gaeng ga-ree and massaman myself. Red curry (gaeng pet) is good. But, I am telling you right now, orange curry (gaeng som) is just nasty. NASTY. Don't try the orange curry!
Curly Bill
11/8/2008, 09:11 PM
No problem with the fortune-less cookie. You can write your own, PG.
And most Thai curry is great. I like gaeng ga-ree and massaman myself. Red curry (gaeng pet) is good. But, I am telling you right now, orange curry (gaeng som) is just nasty. NASTY. Don't try the orange curry!
Everyone knows orange sucks. ;)
proud gonzo
11/8/2008, 09:50 PM
No problem with the fortune-less cookie. You can write your own, PG.
seems like that worked out pretty well :D
proud gonzo
11/20/2008, 12:45 AM
I just got a fortune that says "People will find it difficult to resist your propositions."
No joke.
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