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Veritas
11/5/2008, 08:35 AM
If you are shedding tears, you are a ****ing retarded chimp. The exception is that if you are black and not Jesse Jackson; in that case you're entitled to a few tears of joy. Actually, if you're Jesse Jackson, you can cry, but only because you realize that your career as a race-baiting poverty-pimp is done.

If we just need to "pray for the country," you're right, moron, but the country always needs prayer. With all the **** going on, Obama's election doesn't even affect the needle on the need-prayer-o-meter.

If you're reminding us all the God is in control, thank for the reminder. Too bad that cheesy Christian cop-out gets trotted out every time something goes against those who use abortion as their voting litmus test.

If you're "just so proud of our country," yay for you, but your pride was misplaced if you didn't already feel a strong sense of it.

To sum it up, get a freaking grip. Obama is just a guy, not satan and not a saint, it's just one election, and the BCS is here to stay.

/rant

walkoffsooner
11/5/2008, 08:39 AM
but only because you realize that your career as a race-baiting poverty-pimp is done.

I can only hope.

freshchris05
11/5/2008, 11:44 AM
jesse jacksons tears were fake.. he knew the camera was on.. he didnt even fully support obama.. he wanted to be the black president...


oh yeah... obama is african-american, not black...

if you know which country in africa your family goes back to then you are african american... if not, your black...