A Chicken question

[olevetonahill]

A friend Of Mine gave me 4 Banty roosters and 3 Hens
One Of the Little ****ers has decided Hes Gonna show Me hes Tuff . He flew at Me and tried to Gaff me I shoved him away and Drop Kicked Him Into the woods .
Im thinking about Makin Dumplins Out of his Scrawny Little ***.
How Much meat ya think Might be there?

[CK Sooner]

Have you hear of KFC?

[OUHOMER]

not much, but they do make good coyote bait

[olevetonahill]

Have you hear of KFC?

WTF does have to do with My question ?
This little bastard is Here, Now, And Im gonna make Dumplins .
Just wondering How Big a pot I need .;)

[olevetonahill]

not much, but they do make good coyote bait

Little ****ers are sleepin in the trees .
The Coons Might get em tho .

[OUHOMER]

a small one LOL

[CK Sooner]

Little ****ers are sleepin in the trees .
The Coons Might get em tho .

Coyotes sleep in trees?!

:confused:

[olevetonahill]

a small one LOL

Thats what I think . Im wondering If theres enough to even Bother Scaldin it and Cleaning the Lil bastage

[OUHOMER]

Not unless you get one of those posse members to come over and do it for ya

[NYC Poke]

You'll get one fajita, max.

[olevetonahill]

You'll get one fajita, max.

Why I was thinkin Dumplins :D

[Rogue]

If a rooster lays 10 eggs and you take away 5, how many eggs are left?

[CK Sooner]

If a rooster lays 10 eggs and you take away 5, how many eggs are left?

5

[olevetonahill]

5

Aint to Bright ARE Ya Boy ?:D

[CK Sooner]

Aint to Bright ARE Ya Boy ?:D

:D

[OUHOMER]

If a rooster lays 10 eggs and you take away 5, how many eggs are left?

RICH :D

[Viking Kitten]

The mental image of Vet chasing a rooster around his yard while drinking OVJ from a dixie cup is cracking me up.

[Rogue]

The mental image of Vet chasing a rooster around his yard while drinking OVJ from a dixie cup is cracking me up.

.

[CK Sooner]

The mental image of Vet chasing a rooster around his yard while drinking OVJ from a dixie cup is cracking me up.

Get It Vet!


http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a395/tinatotsham/Random/Chasingachicken.jpg

[A Sooner in Texas]

Vet, you could either befriend that rooster with a little OVJ...or kill it.
Then marinate what little meat you get in the OVJ. You'll need it. Rooster meat would be tough. :D

[Tulsa_Fireman]

Bantys are stringy, too.

Stick 'im in a hole.

[Whet]

they make good watch critters and they eat ticks.

[olevetonahill]

Well since He trys to Flog Me , they wont be Much Chasin :P
He Messes with Me again , Im just gonna Put Him In the Cage with
Boomer:D

[CK Sooner]

Well since He trys to Flog Me , they wont be Much Chasin :P
He Messes with Me again , Im just gonna Put Him In the Cage with
Boomer:D

Don't hurt the chicken!

[Lott's Bandana]

Are you taking notes on a yellow legal pad?

[olevetonahill]

Don't hurt the chicken!

Hurt It hell Im gonna Kill the little Mother****er

[CK Sooner]

Hurt It hell Im gonna Kill the little Mother****er

http://i234.photobucket.com/albums/ee231/vanesaakf/peta.jpg

[SanJoaquinSooner]

Mole de Pollo con vegetales

Ingredientes:

* 3 libras de piernas y muslos de pollo, sin piel.

* 3 tazas de caldo de pollo.

* 6 chiles secos, sin semillas.

* Mole Goya.

* 1 cebolla, picada.

* 5 dientes de ajo, pelados.

* 2 cucharaditas de comino en polvo.

* 3 tazas de agua.

* Sal al gusto.

* ¾ taza de vegetales por porción.

Preparación:

Ponga el pollo y el caldo en una olla grande. Caliéntelo hasta que hierva, a fuego alto. Reduzca el fuego a fuego bajo. Cuézalo, sin tapa, por 30 minutos.

En una sartén grande, tueste los chiles sobre fuego bajo, volteándolos frecuentemente, hasta que cambien de color y despidan una fragancia. Incorpore el mole Goya, la cebolla, el ajo, el comino y 1 taza de agua. Caliéntalo hasta que hierva, a fuego alto. Cuézala sin tapa, por 5 minutos. Retire la sartén del fuego. Déjelo enfriar.

Ponga la mezcla de chile-mole Goya en una licuadora. Licúe bien.

Regrese la mezcla molida a la sartén. Cuézala sobre fuego medio, revolviendo de tanto en tanto, hasta que se espese, unos 5 minutos.

Incorpore el mole ya espesado en el pollo y el caldo. Cuézalo, sin tapa, por 15 minutos.

[CK Sooner]

Mole de Pollo con vegetales

Ingredientes:

* 3 libras de piernas y muslos de pollo, sin piel.

* 3 tazas de caldo de pollo.

* 6 chiles secos, sin semillas.

* Mole Goya.

* 1 cebolla, picada.

* 5 dientes de ajo, pelados.

* 2 cucharaditas de comino en polvo.

* 3 tazas de agua.

* Sal al gusto.

* ¾ taza de vegetales por porción.

Preparación:

Ponga el pollo y el caldo en una olla grande. Caliéntelo hasta que hierva, a fuego alto. Reduzca el fuego a fuego bajo. Cuézalo, sin tapa, por 30 minutos.

En una sartén grande, tueste los chiles sobre fuego bajo, volteándolos frecuentemente, hasta que cambien de color y despidan una fragancia. Incorpore el mole Goya, la cebolla, el ajo, el comino y 1 taza de agua. Caliéntalo hasta que hierva, a fuego alto. Cuézala sin tapa, por 5 minutos. Retire la sartén del fuego. Déjelo enfriar.

Ponga la mezcla de chile-mole Goya en una licuadora. Licúe bien.

Regrese la mezcla molida a la sartén. Cuézala sobre fuego medio, revolviendo de tanto en tanto, hasta que se espese, unos 5 minutos.

Incorpore el mole ya espesado en el pollo y el caldo. Cuézalo, sin tapa, por 15 minutos.

I love el tacos.

[olevetonahill]

Bump fer Flag

[Flagstaffsooner]

http://homesfrom59900.com/Rabbit/chicken-rabbit-sex.png
This your rabbit?

[IB4OU2]

Hairy (4Life) likes killin' chickens.....:mad:

Give him a call.

[C&CDean]

I've raised lots of chickens. If you ain't got a coup, you may as well just let em' be outside and the coyotes/dogs/foxes/etc. will finish them off after a while. If you want to eat them, don't scald em' and pluck em'. Just skin em'. It's a lot less work, it doesn't stink so bad, and it's better for you.

Also, rooster meat ain't any tougher than hen meat - as long as you kill the roosters young. If it's an older rooster, they're tougher than hell. However, if you're making dumplings, it doesn't matter. My mom used to make jack rabbit and dumplings. If you boil it long enough, it gets tender.

[olevetonahill]

They Be runnin Loose ;)
I think the Coons took care of the Little bastard for me .
I was wondering If there was enough Meat on him to Spend the effort:D