Day the Earth Stood Still?

[RUSH LIMBAUGH is my clone!]

Will tomorrow forever be known as...

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Black Tuesday?

The day the committed Marxists and Socialists take over the USA, to make it into a Euro-Soviet Empire, with a small group of leftists controlling our lives?

Will SB68 be sent to re-education camp?
Will the right to protest against their regime be lessened?
Will they re-institute the "Fairness Doctrine," thus effectively eliminating all criticism for their regime?
Will you enjoy taking care of those less willing to work?
Is the American Dream dead?
Will Bill Ayers be a member of the Regime, or Rev. Wright?
Will you no longer be required to pay your mortgage, worry about gasoline, or medical bills?
Will we have a failed health care system, much like the Canadians, where only the super wealthy will be able to afford quality health care?
Will the Regime become the Pigs of Animal Farm?
Will you be subject to increased racism, through the guise of "Affirmative Action?"
Will your mortgage deduction disappear?
Will the military be greatly reduced, like in the Carter years?
Will SicEm be interned for his right-wing views and attending those John Birch Society meetings?
Will certain words become illegal to speak, except by certain members of society?
Will ACORN become the primary election oversight group?
Will the borders become wide open, allowing anyone and everyone to enter the US?
Will internet sites become "controlled" and subject to intimidation by the Regime?
Will the Regime limit access to the messiah to only those with like minds?
Will Fraggle become the head of Regime re-education at OU?
Will America ever be the same?
Will Iraq dissolve into chaos, becoming a subservient state to Iran?
Will Israel become isolated?
Will Oprah be the Secretary of State?
Will the Cuba and Venezuela become American's two favorite allies?
Will the rest of South American resist the marxists, or become like states?
Will they try to imprison Bush, Cheney, and other former members of the Administration?
Will anything matter, other than the possibility of the other America finally rising from the ashes of 2008, to become dominate once again in 2012?
Will it be too late?
Will there be political officers in all government agencies, banks, corporations, and broadcast companies?

Composed by Whet, on another board, and reprinted with permission from the author.
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[leavingthezoo]

i'm disappointed in whet. he forgot "WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEE!"

oddly, one of those should happen, but won't.

[mdklatt]

Will your mortgage deduction disappear?


Man I hope so. I'm sick of paying for other people's houses. Get rid the of the deduction for kids, too.

[RUSH LIMBAUGH is my clone!]

Man I hope so. I'm sick of paying for other people's houses. Get rid the of the deduction for kids, too.?????...Naw, fergitaboutit

[KC//CRIMSON]

Sounds like you and Captain Kangaroo need to leave the country.....

[RUSH LIMBAUGH is my clone!]

Would that you would make sense

[Fraggle145]

Glad I got a mention.

From tomorrow on it will be Boomer Soonerov! ;)

[tommieharris91]

Will tomorrow forever be known as...

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Black Tuesday?Yes.

The day the committed Marxists and Socialists take over the USA, to make it into a Euro-Soviet Empire, with a small group of leftists controlling our lives?Deficit spending isn't a bad thing during a recessionary period. GWB apparently got that memo.

Will SB68 be sent to re-education camp?Yes.
Will the right to protest against their regime be lessened?Yes. The sky is falling.
Will they re-institute the "Fairness Doctrine," thus effectively eliminating all criticism for their regime?Probably. The chicken littles will still have their voice.
Will you enjoy taking care of those less willing to work?It'll be pretty fun.
Is the American Dream dead?Yes.
Will Bill Ayers be a member of the Regime, or Rev. Wright?We will worship the god Rev. Jeremiah Wright worships. He will be proclaimed High Priest by the New Obama Order.
Will you no longer be required to pay your mortgage, worry about gasoline, or medical bills?Nope, and that's a good thing. :D
Will we have a failed health care system, much like the Canadians, where only the super wealthy will be able to afford quality health care? How is that much different than what we have now?
Will the Regime become the Pigs of Animal Farm?Yes. There shall be no more conservative voice. Fox News will be taken over by the government and will spew forth state-run propaganda.
Will you be subject to increased racism, through the guise of "Affirmative Action?"Nope.
Will your mortgage deduction disappear?Yep.
Will the military be greatly reduced, like in the Carter years?Yep. And Obama's civilian task force will oppress his own people.
Will SicEm be interned for his right-wing views and attending those John Birch Society meetings?Yes. He will be forced into Guantanamo Bay, and it will be hush-hush.
Will certain words become illegal to speak, except by certain members of society?Yes.
Will ACORN become the primary election oversight group?Yes.
Will the borders become wide open, allowing anyone and everyone to enter the US?Yes. Viva EE.UU.!!
Will internet sites become "controlled" and subject to intimidation by the Regime?Yes. It's all about that state-run Obama media. Matt Drudge will also be forced to Guantanamo Bay.
Will the Regime limit access to the messiah to only those with like minds?Yes. Everyone knows Obama cannot think on his own.
Will Fraggle become the head of Regime re-education at OU?Yes. He is ahead of David Boren in line.
Will America ever be the same?Nope. There will be much sadness and pain and suffering. We will turn into a third-world country with 50% unemployment, a 60% GDP loss, and the cost of everything will double daily.
Will Iraq dissolve into chaos, becoming a subservient state to Iran?Yes. BOMBS FOR ALL!!!1!
Will Israel become isolated?No, they will be nuked by the US, in concert with Iran and Afghanistan.
Will Oprah be the Secretary of State? Yes. She will make a great one. Best ever. Hugs for everyone.
Will the Cuba and Venezuela become American's two favorite allies? Of course.
Will the rest of South American resist the marxists, or become like states?Yes.
Will they try to imprison Bush, Cheney, and other former members of the Administration?Of course. It won't be tough for them, either.
Will anything matter, other than the possibility of the other America finally rising from the ashes of 2008, to become dominate once again in 2012?Nope, nothing will ever matter.
Will it be too late?It already is. All yor poling places are belong to Obama.
Will there be political officers in all government agencies, banks, corporations, and broadcast companies?Yea!!

Composed by Whet, on another board, and reprinted with permission from the author.
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I, for one, welcome our Marxist overlords.

[Sooner_Havok]

Will the right to protest against their regime be lessened?
(Isn't it already lessened?)

Is the American Dream dead?
(Yes, it is dead. Before the election)


Will you no longer be required to pay your mortgage, worry about gasoline, or medical bills?
(Doesn't McCain want to buy people's mortgages?)

Will we have a failed health care system, much like the Canadians, where only the super wealthy will be able to afford quality health care?
(Isn't it only the wealthy that can afford quality health care now?)

Will the Regime become the Pigs of Animal Farm?
(Again, isn't it already? Got to protect us from the farmer, while arming other farmers to keep other animals oppressed?)

Will you be subject to increased racism, through the guise of "Affirmative Action?"
(By we I assume you mean white, protestant America, cause bagging on brown Muslims and atheists seems to still be cool)


Will the military be greatly reduced, like in the Carter years?
(Do you mean strength or what? Cause right now, we couldn't defend ourselves from **** if something was to happen. But, that's what spreading your forces thin does.)

Will the borders become wide open, allowing anyone and everyone to enter the US?
(Like in McCain's amnesty plan?)

Will internet sites become "controlled" and subject to intimidation by the Regime?
(Already being monitored, small step from there.)

Will the Regime limit access to the messiah to only those with like minds?
(Where has Bush been the last few months, and why isn't he talking to the press?)

Will America ever be the same?
(I think not, the constitution has been torn to shreds, our rights eroded. I doubt any future president will ever give back the power Bush seized.)

Will Israel become isolated?
(Yup, cause the EU hates them pricks.)

Will the Cuba and Venezuela become American's two favorite allies?
(Beats Saudi Arabia. At least Cuba and Venezuela don't behead folks)

Will the rest of South American resist the marxists, or become like states?
(If we keep pissing them off, good chance.)


Will they try to imprison Bush, Cheney, and other former members of the Administration?
(No, Bush has already pardoned himself and his administration)

Will anything matter, other than the possibility of the other America finally rising from the ashes of 2008, to become dominate once again in 2012?
(If it dumps the religious zealots, I would almost guarantee it)

Will it be too late?
(For what?)

Will there be political officers in all government agencies, banks, corporations, and broadcast companies?
(So, are you a democrat or republican? Cause I swear it was a republican philosophy that nationalized the private sector.)


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[jkjsooner]

Will your mortgage deduction disappear?

So I'm assuming you are in favor of the government distorting the free market system by giving preferential treatment to homeowners over renters?

[PDXsooner]

man, you are in DEEP...

[RUSH LIMBAUGH is my clone!]

I, for one, welcome our Marxist overlords.Tomorrow is your last chance to hold them off.

[tommieharris91]

McCain has a ton of scary Marxist tendencies too.

[RUSH LIMBAUGH is my clone!]

McCain has a ton of scary Marxist tendencies too.Some, yes, as we all know, but Obama is on the wrong side of nearly EVERY issue, and we all know that, too. So, get rid of his sorry as* tomorrow, if you haven't already.

[KC//CRIMSON]

Some, yes, as we all know, but Obama is on the wrong side of nearly EVERY issue, and we all know that, too. So, get rid of his sorry as* tomorrow, if you haven't already.


What time does your flight leave for Canada?

[Sooner_Havok]

What time does your flight leave for Canada?

He's going to Mexico. Where the American dollar is still king :D

Hey Rush, let me help ya Dos cervezas :D

[KC//CRIMSON]

He's going to Mexico. Where the American dollar is still king :D

Hey Rush, let me help ya Dos cervezas :D


He can't hear you, he's on the Red Eye.

[Sooner_Havok]

He can't hear you, he's on the Red Eye.


Least it's not the Brown Eye :eek:

:P

[Sooner_Havok]

Just in case

Deux bières

[Dio]

So I'm assuming you are in favor of the government distorting the free market system by giving preferential treatment to homeowners over renters?

Which way do you think rent's going to go if the owners of those rent houses lose their interest deduction? Everybody would pay more, but at least it'd be "fair", and that's all that matters, right? :rolleyes:

[NYC Poke]

Will the Regime become the Pigs of Animal Farm?

Why are you reading books by socialists?

[Gandalf_The_Grey]

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[Ike]

Klaatu, Barada, Nikto.

[NYC Poke]

I think since last time, the designers recognized a flaw and reprogrammed Gort so that he doesn't fall for that gimmick again.

[JohnnyMack]

A_bNDv0-ZrU

[pergdaddy]

God I hope Keanu Reeves doesn't look stupid in this.


Oh wait, wrong Day Earth Stood Still.


On a side note, I'm typing right now, so I'm not still and I'm not standing. Stalin must not be winning.

[Gandalf_The_Grey]

Damm why didn't Keanu flip him off and say I know my rights, I want to see my lawyer

[pergdaddy]

Cause he knew the city was going to get blow'd up. (Thank you Emmitt Smith).

[RUSH LIMBAUGH is my clone!]

Just a few hrs left, folks.

[Howzit]

Klaatu, Barada, Nikto.

I'm memorizing that ****, that's for durned sure.