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mdklatt
11/2/2008, 10:52 PM
It occurred to me today that tournament bass fishing is the ultimate redneck sport. It combines fishing, horsepower, and drinking. The only way it could be better is if you got to shoot the fish.
Lott's Bandana
11/2/2008, 11:00 PM
You got too much sun.

Don't forget the weigh-in chicks and Hooters sponsorships!
mdklatt
11/2/2008, 11:04 PM
You got too much sun.

Sure enough on that downwind leg when the wind died. That's actually when we started talking about bass fishing. :D



Don't forget the weigh-in chicks and Hooters sponsorships!

I've never actually seen it on TV, just experienced the guys zooming across the lake with their dual 500 HP outboards attached to a 13' jonboat. Hooter sponsorships, you say. It might be even more ultimate than I thought. I need to study this some more.
mdklatt
11/2/2008, 11:06 PM
Oh yeah, there's also camouflage involved in many cases. I rest my case.
Vaevictis
11/2/2008, 11:09 PM
It occurred to me today that tournament bass fishing is the ultimate redneck sport. It combines fishing, horsepower, and drinking. The only way it could be better is if you got to shoot the fish.

Dynamite fishing.
tommieharris91
11/2/2008, 11:54 PM
It occurred to me today that tournament bass fishing is the ultimate redneck sport. It combines fishing, horsepower, and drinking. The only way it could be better is if you got to shoot the fish.

Noodling. Nothing more redneck than pullin a big ol' fish outta the water with your arms.
StoopTroup
11/2/2008, 11:58 PM
Noodling. Nothing more redneck than pullin a big ol' fish outta the water with your arms.

WINNER!

http://graphics8.nytimes.com/images/2007/07/28/us/noodling600.jpg

Of course "Top Alcohol Mud Bog Racing" comes in a close 2nd....lol

http://www.draglist.com/photoimages/Photos-2002/The%20Sitko%20Family%20Racing%20machine%20shows%20 the%20after%20effects%20of%20Top%20Alcohol%20Mud%2 0Bog%20racing.%20Photo%20by%20Sheryl%20Ogonoski.jp g

3rd....Swamp Buggies!

http://www.naplesbuggyracing.com/images/061029WEB-swampbug6_t450.jpg
OU-HSV
11/3/2008, 12:15 AM
Dynamite fishing.

I'm not a redneck, but I have been bow fishing before. It's pretty fun.

But you'd never find me noodling, that sh*t's crazy
Turd_Ferguson
11/3/2008, 12:32 AM
when i was a kid, my Dad, Uncles and cousins and me would sane the Wa****a down around Pauls Valley. One of my Uncles would noodle and would get some big *** mud cat's. Carp would run into your shins and cut the **** out of ya.....good times:D
setem
11/3/2008, 12:56 AM
I have been trying to find out who I talk to about the OU Bass team. They had a spot in the Oklahoma Daily last semester and they really compete on a big level. I just want a sweet OU bass fishing shirt!
RUSH LIMBAUGH is my clone!
11/3/2008, 01:25 AM
It occurred to me today that tournament bass fishing is the ultimate redneck sport. It combines fishing, horsepower, and drinking. The only way it could be better is if you got to shoot the fish.The tournaments pay extra if you check in at the weigh-in sh*t-faced drunk, and with a pile of dead bass.
Flagstaffsooner
11/3/2008, 12:08 PM
The tournaments pay extra if you check in at the weigh-in sh*t-faced drunk, and with a pile of dead bass.And a boat full of emty Old Milwalke cans.
Lott's Bandana
11/3/2008, 12:42 PM
The tournaments pay extra if you check in at the weigh-in sh*t-faced drunk, and with a pile of dead bass.

And RedMan coagulated gooberbeans all over the indoor/outdoor deck carpet.
IB4OU2
11/3/2008, 01:23 PM
Bass fishermen watch Monday night football, drink beer, drive pickup trucks and prefer noisy women with big breasts.

Trout fishermen watch MacNeil-Lehrer, drink white wine, drive foreign cars with passenger-side air bags and hardly think about women at all.
This last characteristic may have something to do with the fact that trout fishermen spend most of the time immersed up to the thighs in ice-cold water."
setem
11/3/2008, 01:38 PM
We didn't have no money for a present. So, we all just spit in a jar!
IB4OU2
11/3/2008, 01:41 PM
There's a fine line between fishing and standing on the shore like an idiot.
Fraggle145
11/3/2008, 01:54 PM
When someone asks me about fishing I usually say: I fish for a living... with gill nets and electric equipment.
SouthFortySooner
11/3/2008, 02:52 PM
I live in Broken Bow. Fish all seasons. Never have fished a terniment. I want to think i yam as Redneck as any one of um.
RUSH LIMBAUGH is my clone!
11/3/2008, 02:53 PM
I live in Broken Bow. Fish all seasons. Never have fished a terniment. I want to think i yam as Redneck as any one of um.What's your biggest walleye and smallie?
SouthFortySooner
11/3/2008, 03:18 PM
27" walleye on a foggy Feb morn. 20" smallmouth after dark. Walleye are delicious by the way. Can catch several through the year.
IB4OU2
11/3/2008, 03:20 PM
I live in Broken Bow. Fish all seasons. Never have fished a terniment. I want to think i yam as Redneck as any one of um.

Iv'e fished and won tournaments and kilt a buck a few weekends back during opening day BP...What's my sign?
SouthFortySooner
11/3/2008, 04:19 PM
Them two fish. piesees. :D
RUSH LIMBAUGH is my clone!
11/3/2008, 05:17 PM
27" walleye on a foggy Feb morn. 20" smallmouth after dark. Walleye are delicious by the way. Can catch several through the year.poundage?
picasso
11/3/2008, 06:19 PM
nothing better than a piece of p****.

cept maybe the Indy 500...
setem
11/3/2008, 06:24 PM
27" walleye on a foggy Feb morn. 20" smallmouth after dark. Walleye are delicious by the way. Can catch several through the year.

My father and I went to Canada a while back to do some Bear hunting and some fishing. We had shore lunch everyday we were there and I have never had a more delicious meal since! They fixed walleyes in cast iron skillets that looked like they were 1000 years old and my God was it tasty!
RUSH LIMBAUGH is my clone!
11/3/2008, 06:27 PM
My father and I went to Canada a while back to do some Bear hunting and some fishing. We had shore lunch everyday we were there and I have never had a more delicious meal since! They fixed walleyes in cast iron skillets that looked like they were 1000 years old and my God was it tasty!D'ja eat any Bar?
setem
11/3/2008, 07:01 PM
I had some loin if that is what you wanna call it and some summer sausage they made. I have had Bear before and it is not the best meat in the world.
SouthFortySooner
11/3/2008, 08:09 PM
poundage?

See, there is the difference betwixt me and the tourney fisher guy. He has to weigh'em, I has to measure them for the good'ol state of OK game warden. Cause I'm "fixin to" eat me some. :D
SouthFortySooner
11/3/2008, 08:13 PM
nothing better than a piece of p****.

cept maybe the Indy 500...

Did you weigh it? Did it smell like a carp?
RUSH LIMBAUGH is my clone!
11/3/2008, 08:14 PM
See, there is the difference betwixt me and the tourney fisher guy. He has to weigh'em, I has to measure them for the good'ol state of OK game warden. Cause I'm "fixin to" eat me some. :Da 27" walleye can vary a lot in its weight, as well as a 20" smallie. OK, so you didn't weigh them. I'm guessing 7 lb walleye, and 4.5lb smallie.???
setem
11/3/2008, 11:59 PM
DAMN NATURE YOU SCARY!