Mike Sherman...

[badger]

... believes that everyone should take out insurance policies, such as multi-million, multi-year head coaching contracts.

[SbOrOiNaEnR]

...doesn't understand where these insults are now coming from, having known nothing but 6 seasons of love from badger before the start of this thread.

[badger]

...doesn't understand where these insults are now coming from, having known nothing but 6 seasons of love from badger before the start of this thread.

:mad: We fired him for a reason.

:D Injuries beyond Coach Sherman's control. It happens a lot in the NFL :D

In conclusion, Mike Sherman...

... thinks he can score 7 points on OU if the Sooners score 77.

... thinks the win over Colorado will save his job for the season... or at least free him of criticism until the inevitable loss to Texas.

... wonders if Brett Favre can get him a job in New York after College Station doesn't pan out.

... wants to move to the Big 12 North, or at least adopt a North schedule for the next decade or so.

[Curly Bill]

....has already listed his house with Century 21.

[badger]

... has already endeared himself with the Houston area by leading the loser Texans.

[SbOrOiNaEnR]

...is looking over his shoulder, making sure there's not another chubby guy named "Mike" waiting to replace him after he gets fired from aTm.

[westcoast_sooner]

thinks that College Station is the most special place in all of college football.

[BillyBall]

Was a Packer coach, so he is inherently a ******...

[fadada1]

... thinks 77-0 will be "keeping it close" this weekend.

[SWFloridaSooner]

wants one of our players to be the "12th" man.

[illinisooner]

...worries he won't be able to live up to Coach Fran's legacy.

[StoopTroup]

...wants to be reincarnated as a border collie.

[badger]

... responds to all of this thread's criticism: "That might be true, but my walk-on 12th man kickoff team is far better than your scholarship special teams!"

[badger]

... is laughing that the rest of the Big 12 South is squabbling over the BCS, AP, and Coaches polls right now.

... no, Baylor does not count.

... then cries a little for not being included in the discussion.

[sooner59]

....is lobbying for Brett Favre to win the Heisman.

[sooner59]

....could not BELIEVE that Alabama upset Arkansas State.

[StoopTroup]

...wishes he invented a tank so he could use it on GameDay.

[badger]

... will not play Javorskie "J-Train" Lane. Not because of a lack of talent, but because of an overabundance of weight and lack of motivation.

[CincySooner]

... thinks it's just too damn hot in College Station.

[CtheB]

...is wondering if the south Texas real estate market will recover before he has to move again.

[badger]

... plans to market the 60-year plan to Aggies, as in "A national championship every 60 years."

[TheUnnamedSooner]

likes to grab his balls in unison with other aggies.

[soonerstan56]

tucks his t-shirt inside his underwear!

[Sooner_09]

...thinks he has the second coming of brett favre as qb

[OUMallen]

...is the most random guy for the job on the planet with seemingly no personality so that he is, in my mind, not unlike the blank faced bad guy in the Dick Tracy movie from all those years ago.

[reddfoxx]

Thinks he can improve A&M's football program so they can be just as good as Baylor some day.

[badger]

... wants all of you to stop referencing Brett Favre to this travesty of a college coach before badger starts crying again.

[Landthief 1972]

...will attempt to motivate JaPorkie Lane by smearing the endzones in Twinkie filling.

[devOUt]

....had to walk the plank for Mike Leach.

[BetterSoonerThanLater]

...has a new offense called "scorched girth" that relys heavily on the running skillz of tubby lane.


i got nuthin'....again.

[cjames317]

... asked Jerrod Johnson if he can call him "Reggie" this week.

[OUmillenium]

...responds to the question, "Can you get this program turned around, Mike?", simply with "Sure, man"...

[BornandBred]

.. is better than Franny, but that ain't saying much.

[madillsoonerfan5353]

Thinks that ESPN sux, not talking about how OU could still get into the BIG 12 Championship Game!

[OU-HSV]

Legally had an "S" added to his last name, so no one would know he is Pee Wee Herman's daddy

[badger]

... is making wish lists for Christmas - all the teams he needs to root for and root against in bowl games so he can get the recruits he needs to stop losing.

[meoveryouxinfinity]

...swears Jerrod Johnson is the new Robert Griffin. "A Vince Young who can pass..."

[badger]

... believes that maroon is the new purple.

[RFH Shakes]

...dressed up as RC Slocum for halloween.

[badger]

... sings along to the "SAVED... BY... ZE-ROOOO!" ads.

...laughs and points at you all because now YOU have that stuck in your head.

"Saved by zero! Saved by zero!"

:D sorry.

[Crimson_Balls]

...knows A&M's band is more respected and talented than his football club.

[cjames317]

... motivates his team with a bunsen burner?

[badger]

... knows how important winning is to the Houston area.

... not very. They still bought tickets and merchandise to Texans games, didn't they? Don't see anybody staying home from Aggie games now, do we?

[Flagstaffsooner]

Like the concerts in College Station (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6BKXpsUUFNs&feature=related)

[OUMallen]

committed voter fraud today.

[OUTrumpet]

...thought his write-in ballot for Brett Farve wasn't a waste of a vote.

[SoonerStormchaser]

http://www.dominick.ws/photos/Fran%2077-0.jpg

[meoveryouxinfinity]

...likes to be called "shirman" and "sheraman" (Gresham reference.. anybody??)

[badger]

... is the father of American Pie's "Shermanator."

[meoveryouxinfinity]

...made this video
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[badger]

... plans to have players fake injuries and have the band stay on the field past pregame so that they can just forfeit and not worry about the embarrassment of losing to OU yet again.

[illinisooner]

...is still terrified of the Bud Ice penguin.

[pott_2]

...has a nick saban lunch box...

[cjames317]

... is the answer to the question "What is meh?"

[CK Sooner]

...wants to coach Kansas State.

[TheHumanAlphabet]

Thinks the Texans gig is looking better and better and wished he would have stayed in Houston.

[badger]

... is trying to pick up Buck, the UT backup center (http://www.soonerfans.com/forums/showthread.php?t=123880)that was just kicked off the team.

[Sooner_09]

...is an aggie yell leader....aside from coaching afterall

[Lott's Bandana]

...figures it is his ancesteral right to light the bonfire.

[mobilesteve]

Looks oddly similar to Coach Fran.

[Frozen Sooner]

...keeps telling people to stop calling him "Tank" but secretly shivers inside every time he hears it.

[StormySooner-IN]

...thinks the people in the stands are Packer fans.

[badger]

... is getting his resume ready