What are you giving out tonight?

[Soonrboy]

We bought some popcorn balls, but only the first lucky few will get those...then we move to the babyruth/butterfinger/100 grand bag from Sams.

[frankensooner]

If we make it back in time, Jolly Ranchers and Dum Dums, we had to cut back somewhere this season.

[NormanPride]

Crunch/Snickers/Butterfinger

[IB4OU2]

Dental altering Slo-Pokes and Milk Duds.

[Frozen Sooner]

Nothin'.

I always forget to get a pumpkin in time, so the kids don't come to my door.

I don't know how big trick-or-treating is here anymore anyhow. It's cold as all get-out and darker than GHP's ex's soul by 7pm.

[pergdaddy]

Can of whoop-***.

Don't knock on my door.

Seriously, I live on a country road, if somebody's knocking on the door for candy, i'm sicking my ferocious kitty cats on them, right after they're done chasing their cat toys around the garage.

[Lott's Bandana]

Movie night! (adolescent avoidance procedure)

[sooner_born_1960]

Snickers, butter fingers, ring pops, milky ways. There are probably some others. I just don't remember.

[SCOUT]

http://www.southernspirits.com/Miini-Bottles.jpg

[sooner_born_1960]

SCOUT, if one of your trick-or-treaters looks like a 48 year old man, make it a double.

[CK Sooner]

http://www.southernspirits.com/Miini-Bottles.jpg

I'm coming to your house.

[olevetonahill]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/a/a2/Moonshine3.jpg

[NormanPride]

Now how do I get to olevet's place from here...

[pergdaddy]

Wow, that stuff must be great to drink.

Gives off a blue glow and all. Would mess with you though when you went to the bathroom. I bet if you turned off the lights, your liver and kidney's would be glowing.

[King Crimson]

this is a great thread.

[Frozen Sooner]

I'm going to change my answer to "Beatdowns and Applesauce"

[Flagstaffsooner]

I have one of those sex offender signs on my door,

http://wwwimage.cbsnews.com/images/2007/10/11/image3356885g.jpg

[King Crimson]

I have one of those sex offender signs on my door,

http://wwwimage.cbsnews.com/images/2007/10/11/image3356885g.jpg

i'm surprised to hear that, somehow. :rolleyes: :D

[Jimminy Crimson]

McCain stickers!

[Frozen Sooner]

McCain stickers!

Heh.

[King Crimson]

all things being equal (they never are...at least until Comrade Obama is runnin' thangs!)....this thread has demonstrated quite a lot of restraint by our usual standards.

[Tulsa_Fireman]

http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c233/neverkneo/poo.jpg

Dog poop.

That better?

[Lott's Bandana]

http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c233/neverkneo/poo.jpg

Dog poop.

That better?

Dog font.

Would've been more impressive in cursive.

[KC//CRIMSON]

Money & Obama buttons.

[Flagstaffsooner]

Money & Obama buttons.And Donk STD's.;)

[Czar Soonerov]

http://www.candyfavorites.com/shop/images/products/bulk_wrapped_candy/1757.jpg

[royalfan5]

Rocks.

[IB4OU]

Herpes... ;)