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rondog79
10/29/2008, 01:11 PM
redneck word of the day TEXAS

i hate when my girlfriend texas me when im in bed with my wife
CK Sooner
10/29/2008, 01:13 PM
redneck word of the day TEXAS

i hate when my girlfriend texas me when im in bed with my wife

:confused:
IowaSooner26
10/29/2008, 01:24 PM
HAHA thats a funny one. My favorite has always been INITIATE

My girlfriend ate 2 burgers initiate a bag a chips
SoonersEnFuego
10/29/2008, 01:30 PM
I corrected this redneck lady numerous times on the word texts. It's frustrating dealing with people like that. She also swears that her dog is a "Bull Mastiss" not a "Bull Mastiff". They'll never learn.

I can't wait to hear what racist joke she'll "tex" me next. "Stop It! It's not funny you fxxking redneck!!!"
85sooners
10/29/2008, 01:44 PM
:gary:
BoulderSooner79
10/29/2008, 01:58 PM
redneck word of the day TEXAS

i hate when my girlfriend texas me when im in bed with my wife

Almost as annoying as when my wife texas me when im in bed with my girlfriend(s).
SbOrOiNaEnR
10/29/2008, 01:58 PM
Urinate, but if your t*ts were bigger, you'd be a 10! ;)
BetterSoonerThanLater
10/29/2008, 01:58 PM
not redneck, but you get the idea.

the mexican word of the day is mushroom...

"when i get my family in the van, there's not mushroom"


apologies in advance if this offended anyone.
TMcGee86
10/29/2008, 02:23 PM
Sensuous.

I was watching TV, and my girlfriend walked by and I said to her, sensuous up can you get me a beer.
Scotty
10/29/2008, 02:50 PM
spouse



Idnt this spouse ta be in south oval?


:)
Taxman71
10/29/2008, 04:30 PM
Which SO poster is responsible for this?

Obama Joke (http://www.newsok.com/oklahoma-lawmaker-says-obama-e-mail-racist/article/3316942?custom_click=headlines_widget)
bonkuba
10/29/2008, 04:42 PM
Which SO poster is responsible for this?

Obama Joke (http://www.newsok.com/oklahoma-lawmaker-says-obama-e-mail-racist/article/3316942?custom_click=headlines_widget)


That is pretty funny right there :D

**** 'em if they can't take a joke..........
TMcGee86
10/29/2008, 04:56 PM
I'z can has Whitehouse naos plzkthx?