Bo Pelini....

[StoopTroup]

...is trying to forget what happened to Callahan...

Bo's Bad Dream (http://api.ning.com/files/BjPiipdkAptK5il4*bX5qJbCE7uMYLJ3wpkztrkbc10_/image002.jpeg)

[SoonerObsession]

...laughs everytime the little boy in the commercial says "I'm the best pitcher in the world!" EVERYTIME!

[meoveryouxinfinity]

Thinks Wobbert Gwiffin and the bears are a good test before OU.

[royalfan5]

....is merely a front for Carl Pelini.

[longbeachjeff]

IS A MAN!!!! he's 40!!! ALMOST 41!!!!!

[badger]

... loves jaux very much.

[badger]

...double checked to make sure Steve Pederson was in no shape, way, or form ever going to set foot on Nebraska's campus ever again before accepting the job.

[StoopTroup]

...heard from a very reliable source that OU doesn't have a defense.

[85sooners]

is a queer

[tommieharris91]

...doesn't know what an f'n hillbilly is.

[SbOrOiNaEnR]

...apparently took "defense" with him when he left Norman for Baton Rouge.

[Collier11]

...apparently took "defense" with him when he left Norman for Baton Rouge.

Cant believe how much OU fans miss him now considering how much they B*tched about him when he was here...typical!

[Flagstaffsooner]

Keeps Callahan's soiled panties in his top desk drawer.

[MamaMia]

...makes corn Bellinis

[Flagstaffsooner]

...face smells remarkedly similar to Dr Tom's butt cheeks.

[Soonerman08]

...face smells remarkedly similar to Dr Tom's butt cheeks.


Had defenses that also got lit up for 500 yards at LSU. Arkansas last year if I remember correctly comes to mind.

[badger]

... does not get why everyone in Nebraska tells him the "N is for Nowledge" when he knows for a fact that the word "Nowledge" starts with the letter "G."

[CincySooner]

... thought you was a toad.

http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2008/07/29/pelini-thought-you-was-a-toad/#comments

(courtesy of LSUfreek)

[badger]

... couldn't wait to get away from LSU fans and Lester, even if it meant coaching in the middle of a cornfield.

[Rogue]

Wanted Bob Stoops pajamas for the winter, but they were sold out.
So he got Saban PJs and thinks they're swell.

[badger]

... upon his hiring, called Ohio coach Frank Solich for "how not to get fired from Nebraska" advice. Frank's response reported was "I would tell you to have winning seasons, take Nebraska to BCS and championship games and win most of your bowl games, but I did all that and still only got two more years than that jack@$$ Callahan."

[Landthief 1972]

...pissed off Les Miles because he wouldn't wear the biscuit ball cap Miles gave out every year at Christmas.

[illinisooner]

...thought The Dark Knight sucked.

[boomermagic]

Seems to be a pretty good fit for Nebraska so far..

[badger]

... in recruiting wars, emphasizes Nebraska's academics.

"You see, people that have higher grades make more money after college! Money they pass onto you when you're a player here! Oh, and they also do your homework for you. Do you, too, want to be an Academic All-American?"

[HappyClappyMackBrown]

will be better then Stoops within 3 years.

[HappyClappyMackBrown]

... in recruiting wars, emphasizes Nebraska's academics.

"You see, people that have higher grades make more money after college! Money they pass onto you when you're a player here! Oh, and they also do your homework for you. Do you, too, want to be an Academic All-American?"

The "N" on the helmets stands for knowledge you know....

[pott_2]

.... now loves corn bread, corn muffins, corn balls, candy corn, boiled corn, corn kabob, broiled corn, corn salad, corn casserole, corn soup, whole kernel corn, cream style corn, corned beef, indian corn, corn tortillas, corn chips. Thats about all of 'em.

[badger]

The "N" on the helmets stands for knowledge you know....

:mad: oh dear, oh dear, oh dear...

Speaking of, Bo Pelini...

... doesn't look at other posts on the thread, but simply looks at the title or the last post on the thread and gives his expertise not realizing it was stated 20 times over.

[HappyClappyMackBrown]

:mad: oh dear, oh dear, oh dear...

Speaking of, Bo Pelini...

... doesn't look at other posts on the thread, but simply looks at the title or the last post on the thread and gives his expertise not realizing it was stated 20 times over.

meh, i have to use a little time management. Its a monday, so i need to put in atleast 20 solid minutes at work today

[TheHumanAlphabet]

Made sure he extracted a pound of flesh from Nebbish when he negotiated this contract...

[badger]

... when anything goes wrong, blames Steve Pederson and Bill Callahan.

... it works every time in Nebraska.

[badger]

... uses Viagra to fire up the team for games.

[TheHumanAlphabet]

... when anything goes wrong, blames Steve Pederson and Bill Callahan.

... it works every time in Nebraska.

He didn't recruit the guys for 4 more years...

[HappyClappyMackBrown]

... upon his hiring, called Ohio coach Frank Solich for "how not to get fired from Nebraska" advice. Frank's response reported was "I would tell you to have winning seasons, take Nebraska to BCS and championship games and win most of your bowl games, but I did all that and still only got two more years than that jack@$$ Callahan."

Frank also had two more illegitimate children with Nebraska Cheerleaders then any other Nebraska coach....which is the reason they let him go. Personally, I would given him a lifetime contract after that.

[cjames317]

... won't respond to BV's emails asking for help with the game plan.

[badger]

He didn't recruit the guys for 4 more years...

No, I mean when ANYTHING goes wrong, that excuse works in Nebraska.

"George W. Bush got elected to a third term despite it being unconstitutional!"

"Steve Pederson and Bill Callahan did it!"

"...Ohhhhh. Yeah, they suck."

"Steve and Bill also voted for the Congressional bailout."

"D@mn right they did. They are so anti-American."

:D

[Dio]

...was shocked when Clay Aiken came out.

[badger]

... cried uncontrollably when Clay came out.

[OUMallen]

...bought new makeup when Clay came out.

[OUMallen]

...is harder to hate than Callahan.

[badger]

... plans to do something more outrageous than "effing hillbillies" comments or throat slash gestures in order to endear himself to Sooner fans more than Callahan.

[MamaMia]

is a meanie

[stoops the eternal pimp]

likes the sound of Pelini Penguin

[HappyClappyMackBrown]

... is the head football coach at the University of Nebraska–Lincoln. He had previously been defensive coordinator for the LSU Tigers. On December 2, 2007, one day after coaching in the 2007 SEC Championship Game, Pelini was named as head coach at Nebraska by athletic director Tom Osborne.

[badger]

... steals Nebraska's corn from starving children in order to feed his ethanol-fueled SUV.

[mobilesteve]

......thinks Happy Clappy is Poopy Doopy!

[oudivesherpa]

...face smells remarkedly similar to Dr Tom's butt cheeks.

Doesn't know the difference between brown nosing and A$$ kissing.

[badger]

... likes being confused with Bo Jackson.

[ratherthanlater]

...sold his six year old son into sexual slavery at a truck stop in Kansas.

[StormySooner-IN]

...is anxious to throw Oranges onto Owen Field during the game Saturday night.

[badger]

... designates a group of students on a rotating shift to follow him around everywhere chanting "GO BIG RED! GO BIG RED!" so he can stay in gameday mode permanently.

[deweydw]

... will be spending Friday night in the pumpkin patch waiting for the great pumpkin to appear.

[badger]

... dresses like Peter Pan to recapture his lost childhood.

[Collier11]

Bought sicEm his first Zima

[badger]

... has no concerns about victories or defeats, only whether or not Nebraska beat the spread so he can buy more Twinkies.

[deweydw]

... ordered a poster of Twinkie the Kid from Fathead.com.

http://i150.photobucket.com/albums/s85/deweydw/twinkie_the_kid.jpg

[OUMallen]

...showers with his players after each game.

[badger]

...once tried to jump on top of the other players like a team captain always does in pregame to hype up the team/crowd.

... his players didn't catch him. :D

[badger]

... dressed up like Little Red for Halloween. Bounced on top of his head to receive candy, but accidentally popped his mascot costume on an especially bad bounce. Received no candy, because Nebraska fans saw deflated red as a bad omen for the OU game the next day. However, nobody misses Little Red now that the costume is destroyed. That creepy child of the corn was creepy.

[MamaMia]

wishes he had been at OU when we beat texas 5 years straight, the last time.

[Landthief 1972]

...after another so-so season and a winter of really crappy Nebraska weather will sadly ask himself as he sits by the fire, "Tell me exactly why, again, I wanted the Nebraska HC position."

[HuskerPower]

has a dog that is trained to pick up his own poop because Bo Pelini will not take shlt from anyone.


I'm freaking pumped to see OU-NU on the same field again. Makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside.

[BetterSoonerThanLater]

in an attempt to scare the sooners for holloween, renamed the team from cornhuskers to children of the corn... sadly the sooners just laughed at him.


meh...i got nuthin!

[badger]

... knows how important the past and traditions are to Nebraska, so in attempt to connect with Nebraska's hardcore alumni and early roots, started eating bugs.

[badger]

... scoffs at LSU fans holding up "The only team with two balls" signs on ESPN College Gameday: "Yeah?! Well MY team has THREE balls!"

[HuskerPower]

speaking of balls...


...had a "who has more testicles" contest with Lance Armstrong. Bo Pelini won by 5.

[badger]

Yes, I accidentally slipped a compliment for Nebraska into this "insult the opposition" thread. However, I will now remedy that by insulting Bo a little more, because as we all know, Bo...

... plans to petition the Big 12 structure itself like the NFL where the best teams play each other and the worst teams play each other so that there is a better chance of him NOT HAVING TO PLAY AND LOSE TO MIZZOU ON HOMECOMING FOR ONCE!!!

Bo also...

...proposed that the restructuring goes as follows: Baylor, Iowa State, Nebraska. These teams play each other repeatedly while the other nine play each other once every season.

In conclusion, Bo...

... booked tickets, hotel and trophy engraving for the new "Big 12 Mediocre Subdivision" for the next 20 years in anticipation of the Big 12 accepting this new arrangement.

[HappyClappyMackBrown]

Yes, I accidentally slipped a compliment for Nebraska into this "insult the opposition" thread. However, I will now remedy that by insulting Bo a little more, because as we all know, Bo...

... plans to petition the Big 12 structure itself like the NFL where the best teams play each other and the worst teams play each other so that there is a better chance of him NOT HAVING TO PLAY AND LOSE TO MIZZOU ON HOMECOMING FOR ONCE!!!

Bo also...

...proposed that the restructuring goes as follows: Baylor, Iowa State, Nebraska. These teams play each other repeatedly while the other nine play each other once every season.

In conclusion, Bo...

... booked tickets, hotel and trophy engraving for the new "Big 12 Mediocre Subdivision" for the next 20 years in anticipation of the Big 12 accepting this new arrangement.
reaching a little bit?

[badger]

reaching a little bit?

For those of you just tuning in, ahem, you will notice that this thread reaches quite a bit. As for Bo Pelini...

... responds to donors and alumni impatient for a winning season, "Well, if you reach a little bit further in your pockets, I'm sure you'll find we'll reach the postseason a little bit sooner."

... donors and alums were outraged, not at the prospect of giving more money, but because Bo used the word "Sooner."

[The Maudfather]

....came to Nebraska to chew bubble gum, and kick some ***. And guess what? He's all out of bubble gum!!

[cjames317]

... knows how to get hammered by 36 points and will use that to OUr full advantage.

[The Maudfather]

... knows how to get hammered by 36 points and will use that to OUr full advantage.

wOw! yOU are very clever!

[badger]

wOw! yOU are very clever!

I kNow yOU are, but what am I?

[tommie15]

I kNow yOU are, but what am I?

An F'in Hillbilly, that's what! :P

Hello to the rest of you hillybillies also.

[mobilesteve]

doesn't know Didley!

[fadada1]

...is thinking of putting a "K" on their helmets so the whole "knowledge joke" thing will make sense.

[badger]

... wants to lose to Oklahoma this year and the next four years (yes, they plan on going to the championship game with us, don't whine at me that I don't know the schedule!) so that he can start his championship career off at Nebraska just like Tom Osborne.

[OUTrumpet]

Frank also had two more illegitimate children with Nebraska Cheerleaders then any other Nebraska coach....which is the reason they let him go. Personally, I would given him a lifetime contract after that.


Have you seen the Nebraska cheerleaders?

[Sooner_09]

...thinks wearing sweat shirts gives you good luck

[badger]

... thinks wearing coaches polos gives you herpes

[StoopTroup]

....just had another panic attack...but he's gonna be OK.

[cjames317]

... instead of cutting the sleeves off his sweatshirts like Belichek, cuts the legs off his pants.

[badger]

... in accordance with the progressive views of Nebraska that have changed the mascot name from the "Bug Eaters to the Corn Huskers," has proposed a new name change to coincide with current Nebraska spirit:

Cubicle Dwellers.

Go, Nebraska Dwellers!

[SoonerWally]

is taking out a 30 minute info-mercial on national TV to tell us who he's voting for.

[badger]

... will take a timeout to get a team picture in front of the scoreboard if he should ever lead Oklahoma... or even tie Oklahoma... at some point in the game.

[BetterSoonerThanLater]

... will take a timeout to get a team picture in front of the scoreboard if he should ever lead Oklahoma... or even tie Oklahoma... at some point in the game.

so pretty much, before kickoff... since we'll be tied and that being as close to a lead they'll get, right?

[ocsooner]

... is stuck in the locker room because he doesn't know what shirt to wear to the game.

[badger]

so pretty much, before kickoff... since we'll be tied and that being as close to a lead they'll get, right?

No, no, because Bo Pelini...

...is dillusional enough to think that sometime after the scoreboard initially reads 0-0 that the Huskers (soon to be re-nicknamed Dwellers) will either tie or lead at some point later in the game.

I never claimed Bo to be a smart man. After all, he left the University of Oklahoma.

[badger]

... is stuck in the locker room because he doesn't know what shirt to wear to the game.

... is also stuck in the locker room because he thought eating potato chips with something called "Olestra" would be a good idea.

[BigDeezy]

has a name that sounds alot like a toasted sandwich I can get at Panera's.

[badger]

... is trying to figure out whether to sue Kansas or Oklahoma State for using the "waving wheat" after touchdowns.

... hopes that they won't turn around and sue him if it turns out Nebraska stole it from one of them.

[badger]

... has the middle name "Jackson," but never goes by it in fear of endless questions from people saying "Hey, is that your real name?"

[boomermagic]

http://www.huskers.com/ViewArticle.dbml?DB_OEM_ID=100&ATCLID=1613258

[HappyClappyMackBrown]

... has the middle name "Jackson," but never goes by it in fear of endless questions from people saying "Hey, is that your real name?"

it stopped being funny, or even close to funny 50 posts ago.

[RFH Shakes]

thought starwars was a documentary.

[mobilesteve]

it stopped being funny, or even close to funny 50 posts ago.

Thinks it just started getting funny after post 50.

[badger]

... doesn't understand jokes, so gets angry because he thinks everyone's laughing at him.

[StoopTroup]

....calls the pile a "Happy Clappy Mack Brown" when he poops. :D

[badger]

... has to wear sunglasses so the sea of red doesn't blind him

[HuskerPower]

...will not be calling Sooner fans "F'ing Hillbillies." He doesn't use the F word in front of his kids. :P

[badger]

...will not be calling Sooner fans "F'ing Hillbillies." He doesn't use the F word in front of his kids. :P

... however, definitely will use the epic "throat slash gesture" in front of his kids and Sooner fans to let them know he's "had it up to here."

:) You walked into that one.

[deweydw]

... knows 101 uses of a corn cob.

[HuskerPower]

... however, definitely will use the epic "throat slash gesture" in front of his kids and Sooner fans to let them know he's "had it up to here."

:) You walked into that one.


...will not give you fair warning before he slashes your throat. :D

[badger]

...will not give you fair warning before he slashes your throat. :D

... nor will he receive a fair warning about the orange shower following the game.

[cjames317]

... got a pocket full of rubbers.

[SbOrOiNaEnR]

... nor will he receive a fair warning about the Joe Ganz golden shower following the game.

Fixed.

[Sugalean]

Will beat Stoops to the punch in terms of losing it on either a player or the refs.

[Frozen Sooner]

...is mad that Luke Pelini hogs all of the flame arrows and nails all the hot chicks.

[Dio]

...along with his cousin Luke, were "just two good old boys, never meanin no harm..."

[SbOrOiNaEnR]

"...makin' their waaaaaaaaaaay, the only way they know how."

[Flagstaffsooner]

Laurel
http://www.huskerjournal.com/images/bo.jpg

[Flagstaffsooner]

And Hardy
http://rankthatcoach.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2007/12/mark-mangino.jpg