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olevetonahill
10/24/2008, 04:42 PM
I knew it wasnt just Bad Manners.;)
http://news.yahoo.com/s/livescience/20081023/sc_livescience/thestinkinfartscontrolsbloodpressure;_ylt=AhTXrQKQ d1ZSvaIIrhQqVt.s0NUE
olevetonahill
10/24/2008, 04:46 PM
Stinky Farts are the best fer ya.;)
Turd_Ferguson
10/24/2008, 04:51 PM
If it were true, I would've died of low blood pressure years ago.:D
CK Sooner
10/24/2008, 05:09 PM
I never fart.
badger
10/24/2008, 05:12 PM
HOLD IT IN, GUYS! It's disgusting and your wives do it! At least they make feeble attempts to not make it a noisy one!

If you wanna lower blood pressure, eat Cheerio's!
olevetonahill
10/24/2008, 05:12 PM
I never fart.

Yer a gurl ?
They are the Only ones who I ever heard say that .:D
olevetonahill
10/24/2008, 05:13 PM
HOLD IT IN, GUYS! It's disgusting and your wives do it! At least they make feeble attempts to not make it a noisy one!

If you wanna lower blood pressure, eat Cheerio's!

No we Finally got Vindication .:D
CK Sooner
10/24/2008, 05:14 PM
Yer a gurl ?
They are the Only ones who I ever heard say that .:D

:mad:
badger
10/24/2008, 05:18 PM
No we Finally got Vindication .:D

I don't know about the next chick, but if a guy farts next to me and says "Whoops, there goes my blood pressure down another point!" I may have to punch him.
olevetonahill
10/24/2008, 05:29 PM
I don't know about the next chick, but if a guy farts next to me and says "Whoops, there goes my blood pressure down another point!" I may have to punch him.

I wouldnt do that to Ya Baj . Id just say . " Staying healthy Baby staying healthy" :D
NYC Poke
10/24/2008, 05:38 PM
I'm sure it keeps the women away, and that probably drops the tension level down a notch or two.
VeeJay
10/24/2008, 05:39 PM
If ya think you're farting and accidentally soil your britches that may negate any benefits of lowering blood pressure.

Just saying. I am thinking about an incident about two years ago when I had to deposit my underwear in the trash can at Dunkin Donuts. :(
olevetonahill
10/24/2008, 05:48 PM
If ya think you're farting and accidentally soil your britches that may negate any benefits of lowering blood pressure.

Just saying. I am thinking about an incident about two years ago when I had to deposit my underwear in the trash can at Dunkin Donuts. :(

Ur not Possed to trust em when Drinking .:eek:
SoonerInKCMO
10/24/2008, 10:22 PM
Damn. I must have a blood vacuum then.
bluedogok
10/24/2008, 10:26 PM
HOLD IT IN, GUYS! It's disgusting and your wives do it! At least they make feeble attempts to not make it a noisy one!
Yeah....right......
GrapevineSooner
10/25/2008, 08:15 AM
HOLD IT IN, GUYS! It's disgusting and your wives do it!

You've never met my wife, Badger. ;)
Crimsontothecore
10/25/2008, 08:44 AM
So it's true! Chili and beer with a brat will result in lower blood pressure.
OU-HSV
10/25/2008, 08:50 AM
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If you wanna lower blood pressure, eat Cheerio's!

I've been eating those a lot cause I just got put on BP and Cholest. meds. So the whole fart thing doesn't make sense cause my BP would be severely low:O :D
Flagstaffsooner
10/25/2008, 09:59 AM
In related news, oSu offers wind degree.
http://www.newsok.com/osu-to-offer-wind-degree/article/3315450?custom_click=pod_headline_business
KsSooner
10/25/2008, 10:59 AM
From Claremont grade school, late 60's:
"Beans beans
Good for your heart
The more you eat the more you fart
The more you fart the better you feel
I wish I had beans for every meal"