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Okla-homey
10/24/2008, 07:45 AM
There is a story making the rounds this morning of a young woman (College Republicans) who was allegedly brutally attacked in Pittsburg because she had a McCain sticker on her car.

According to her, a BHO loving perp robbed her, beat her, and carved a "B" on her face.

Both campaigns have issued statements of sympathy.

Now, I ain't buying it.

#1: Even if the alleged mugger was a BHO supporter, why not carve an "O" instead of a "B?" The "B" is also backwards, like it would be if you did it to yourself and weren't careful.

#2: Her story is he mugged her at an ATM, and it was only after he took $60.00 did he notice the campign sticker, whereupon the beatdown/carve-up occurred. Now, what mugger watches his victim return to her car to check for political affinity evidenced by a campaign sticker?

#3: The photo of her face, widely available on the innerweb, really looks like the "B" was scratched, rather than cut with a knife.

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2008/1023083twitter1.html

#4: She didn't seek medical attention. What female would not run to a doctor if some jackhole carved a letter on her face?

I predict the whole thing will be determined to be a hoax perpetrated by some twenty-something chick with issues who also happens to be desperate for attention.

You heard it here first.

OKC-SLC
10/24/2008, 07:57 AM
I thought the same thing when I read the story and saw the picture.

I'll bet you're right.

C&CDean
10/24/2008, 08:21 AM
There is a story making the rounds this morning of a young woman (College Republicans) who was allegedly brutally attacked in Pittsburg because she had a McCain sticker on her car.

According to her, a BHO loving perp robbed her, beat her, and carved a "B" on her face.

Both campaigns have issued statements of sympathy.

Now, I ain't buying it.

#1: Even if the alleged mugger was a BHO supporter, why not carve an "O" instead of a "B?" The "B" is also backwards, like it would be if you did it to yourself and weren't careful.

#2: Her story is he mugged her at an ATM, and it was only after he took $60.00 did he notice the campign sticker, whereupon the beatdown/carve-up occurred. Now, what mugger watches his victim return to her car to check for political affinity evidenced by a campaign sticker?

#3: The photo of her face, widely available on the innerweb, really looks like the "B" was scratched, rather than cut with a knife.

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2008/1023083twitter1.html

#4: She didn't seek medical attention. What female would not run to a doctor if some jackhole carved a letter on her face?

I predict the whole thing will be determined to be a hoax perpetrated by some twenty-something chick with issues who also happens to be desperate for attention.

You heard it here first.

I think you just found Sicem a date.

Sooner_Bob
10/24/2008, 09:14 AM
I think you just found Sicem a date.

http://i2.cdn.turner.com/cnn/2008/POLITICS/10/24/mccain.sticker/art.army.cnn.jpg

Hmmmmmmm . . .

C&CDean
10/24/2008, 09:20 AM
B is for Baylor...

TheHumanAlphabet
10/24/2008, 09:21 AM
Looks like list-eaters sister...

She is an Aggie.

She isn't sure now that 60 bucks was taken, but money was. Police are saying there are inconsistencies with the story...

She did say the "knife" was dull.

royalfan5
10/24/2008, 09:22 AM
At least she wasn't out cluttering the innerweb with political threads.

VeeJay
10/24/2008, 09:47 AM
There's a college age woman who supports McCain?

Boomer_Sooner_sax
10/24/2008, 10:22 AM
That B actually makes her look better...can we get letters all over her face?

Penguin
10/24/2008, 10:30 AM
You sure that isn't just a gang symbol?

StoopTroup
10/24/2008, 10:54 AM
If he was gonna carve her up some teeph...

Why didn't he do it under her lower lip?

Gandalf_The_Grey
10/24/2008, 11:29 AM
You heard it here first...it was actually either Barack Obama personally did this or Prentis Elliott (because let's face it, this would actually be pretty tame from him)

KC//CRIMSON
10/24/2008, 11:42 AM
Beyonce?

Gandalf_The_Grey
10/24/2008, 11:49 AM
http://www.smackapparel.com/images/College_Sports_Towns/Norman_OK/killer%20b%27s%20large.gif

homerSimpsonsBrain
10/24/2008, 12:05 PM
There is a story making the rounds this morning of a young woman (College Republicans) who was allegedly brutally attacked in Pittsburg because she had a McCain sticker on her car.
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I predict the whole thing will be determined to be a hoax perpetrated by some twenty-something chick with issues who also happens to be desperate for attention.

You heard it here first.

Homey's a cynic. A correct cynic though.... :D

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20081024/ap_on_re_us/attack_mccain_sticker

TheHumanAlphabet
10/24/2008, 12:14 PM
Update...




Todd, who is white, now says she was knocked unconscious and doesn't remember being cut. She now says she only discovered the wound later. No arrests have been made.

Widescreen
10/24/2008, 12:43 PM
If this turns out to be a hoax, it's not Tawana Brawley (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tawana_Brawley) bad, but she needs to be charged with stuff and pilloried in the media.

Of course if it turns out to be true, they need to find the bastage that did it.

Frozen Sooner
10/24/2008, 12:51 PM
She has admitted to police that she made it up.

http://kdka.com/local/attack.McCain.Bloomfield.2.847628.html

Looks to me like someone headbutted her while wearing a Red Sox hat. ;)

TheHumanAlphabet
10/24/2008, 12:58 PM
Another fine Aggie representation...

Why??? Did you know think it would have been found out?

She will be facing charges according to Pittpurgh Police - as she should.

olevetonahill
10/24/2008, 01:20 PM
what a c***
Hope they Make her pay all cost of the Investigation Plus fines and stuff .

Pricetag
10/24/2008, 01:29 PM
I bet she actually thought that this might turn the election around or something.

SoonerInKCMO
10/24/2008, 01:35 PM
And I bet you McCain supporters are still going to vote for him even though he associates with this kind of filth! :mad:



:D

Pricetag
10/24/2008, 01:40 PM
And I bet you McCain supporters are still going to vote for him even though he associates with this kind of filth! :mad:



:D
Heh, I can just see the negative attack ad now. Let's get to the bottom of this--just what exactly is the nature of the association between atodd and the McCain camp?

SoonerInKCMO
10/24/2008, 01:53 PM
Crap. I should have said 'pals around with' instead of 'associates with'. :(

TheHumanAlphabet
10/24/2008, 01:55 PM
I bet she actually thought that this might turn the election around or something.

Like list-eater and trashing the ticket line dibs...

Soonerpsycho
10/24/2008, 03:20 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v257/Soonerpsycho/spfarksandpics/backwordsfail.jpg

SoonerStormchaser
10/24/2008, 04:34 PM
^^^^ SPEK!!! ^^^^

Viking Kitten
10/24/2008, 05:02 PM
Man... I knew some crazy chicks like that back in college. They crave attention and they can't get it in any kind of positive way, so they start making crap up. Their lies just keep getting bigger and bigger until eveything just implodes. I wonder if LAS remembers a girl by the name of "Kari" we went to school with? And by "girl," I mean complete psychpath...

Okla-homey
10/24/2008, 05:45 PM
Homey's a cynic. A correct cynic though.... :D

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20081024/ap_on_re_us/attack_mccain_sticker

It's not rocket science. You look at the physical evidence, listen to her story, factor in some of your own life experience and basic undertstanding of humanity and associated human foibles, and then see if it adds up. In this case, it didn't.

VeeJay
10/24/2008, 05:49 PM
It's not rocket science. You look at the physical evidence, listen to her story, factor in some of your own life experience and basic undertstanding of humanity and associated human foibles, and then see if it adds up. In this case, it didn't.

I dunno Homey.......the first Mrs. VJ mugged me at the ATM on more than one occasion....

Gandalf_The_Grey
10/24/2008, 05:51 PM
This reminds me of the time that Dolemite got mugged at the ATM because of his "Cowboy Butts drive me nuts" sticker