Oklahoma versus Kansas

[Blitzkrieg]

"eddie says after the baby comes, I can quit quit one of my night jobs"

[Big Red Ron]

"eddie says after the baby comes, I can quit quit one of my night jobs"
heh, "Daddy says I'm the best french kisser in town." :D

[westcoast_sooner]

This hamburger helper does all right by itself.

[sooneron]

Real tomato ketchup, Eddie?

[DarrellZero]

'Bout 52 thousand dollars.

[Big Red Ron]

Real tomato ketchup, Eddie?Nuthin but the best.

[Phantasm]

Ya ever bop your bologna?

[birddog]

"Ooooweee, this is scary isn't it. remember to keep your hands on the bars at all times."

[StoopTroup]

"I got that for one of my kidneys"

[StoopTroup]

"Gimme some a dat yellow...and...don't you be stingy with it!"

http://goodiesfirst.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/2007/04/14/east_buffet_serving.jpg

[Big Red Ron]

Eddie - You surprised to see us, Clark?

Clark- Oh, Eddie... If I woke up tomorrow with my head sewn to the carpet, I wouldn't be more surprised than I am now

[StoopTroup]

****TERS FULL !

http://blog.gabefrost.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/12/eddie.jpg

[Big Red Ron]

http://i65.photobucket.com/albums/h222/thatjeffdude/****terwasfullbi7.jpgfail. What is it?

[sooner94]

"It's because of this metal plate in my head. Every time I walk by a microwave I **** my pants and forget who I am for 30 seconds."

[Hot Rod]

"You look like you could use a cold one Clark!" (hands him a half a beer that he's been drinking)

[Collier11]

"Come on hunny, quit fartin around down there"

"Do you like him hunny, I mean would you give him H**D?"

Diff movie but classic Randy Quaid

[OUMallen]

...gets kicked in the head by a mule, eyes go back. I dunno!"

[setem]

Clark: Aw, there's Buckingham Palace, kids. That's where the Queen lives and works.

Audrey: She works? What does she do, Dad?

Clark: She queens... And she vacuums.

[SbOrOiNaEnR]

"Ummm...Clark? It's all you can eat. You only need one plate."

[okienole3]

...gets kicked in the head by a mule, eyes go back. I dunno!"


haha.

Eddie: "Oh, yeah. Yeah, last season he was a pixie-dust spreader on the Tilt-O-Whirl. He thinks that maybe next year, He'll be guessing people's weight or barking for the Yak woman. You ever see her?"
Clark: "No."
Eddie: "She's got these big horns growing right out above her ears. Yeah, she's ugly as sin, but a sweet gal. And, a hell of a good cook."

[salth2o]

I haven't seen a beatin' like that since somebody stuck a banana in my pants and turned a monkey loose.

[tooslow]

Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, kiss my ***, kiss his ***, Happy Hanukkah..

[tomtom]

Reading this thread I see I picked a bad time to quit sniffing glue.

[sooner94]

"Kids...Big Ben, Parliament."

Kids... Big Ben, Parliament."

[Landthief 1972]

Can I refill your eggnog for you? Get you something to eat? Drive you out to the middle of nowhere and leave you for dead?

[BrockLanders]

"'Tis the season to be merry"

"Mary? Thats my name..."

"No Sh*t?"

[Landthief 1972]

Hey. If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me, I have one. I'd like Frank Shirley, my boss, right here tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Melody Lane with all the other rich people and I want him brought right here, with a big ribbon on his head, and I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, d#ckless, hopeless, heartless, fat-***, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey sh#t he is. Hallelujah. Holy sh#t. Where's the Tylenol?

[SbOrOiNaEnR]

Ohhhhhhhhhhh myyyyyyyyyy Goooodddddddddddd, Wayne Newton!

Do you need a bodyguard? I'd die for ya.

[cb4ou]

that there is an RV.

What is said is I have actually been to Coolidge Kansas.

[FlatheadSooner]

We're on a quest..........a quest for fun!!

[SbOrOiNaEnR]

Sorry, folks. We're closed. The moose out front should've told you.

[OUmillenium]

Hey Griswold, what do you think you're gonna do with a tree that big?

Bend over an I'll show ya.

[Dr. Jelly Finger]

"'Tis the season to be merry"

"Mary? Thats my name..."

"No Sh*t?"

Can't see the lines can you Russ?

Snots is half rotweiler / half Mississippi Leg Hound. If he starts to go to town on ya, it's best to let him finish.

[Dan Thompson]

Happy days, my wife just go home from jail and he's hungry. Pizza tonight. Gota go.

[sooner94]

"Look Dad! Bed pans!!"

[Johnny Utah]

It's living history Ellen. But if you'd rather see your cousins it's okay by me. Personally I'd rather see a pile of mud than Eddie.