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Okla-homey
10/14/2008, 05:49 AM
Ever wonder how so many French words snuck into English? Thank Harold Godwine...he got pwn3d on this day in 1066.

October 14, 1066 The Battle of Hastings

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William the Conqueror

942 years ago today, King Harold II of England is defeated by the Norman forces of William the Conqueror at the Battle of Hastings, fought on Senlac Hill, seven miles from Hastings, England.

At the end of the bloody, all-day battle, Harold was killed--shot in the eye with an arrow, according to legend--and his forces were destroyed. He was the last Anglo-Saxon king of England.

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About fifteen years earlier in 1051, William is believed to have visited England and met with his cousin Edward "the Confessor," then the English king who had no heirs. According to Norman historians, Edward promised to make William his heir.

On his deathbed, however, Edward granted the kingdom to Harold Godwine -- who was head of the leading noble family in England and probably more powerful than the king himself. In January 1066, King Edward died and Harold Godwine was proclaimed King Harold II.

William immediately disputed Harold's royal succession reminding everyone that Edward had promised him the crown way back in 1051. William got more angry the longer it took for the English royal court to answer, and since thery essentially blew him off, he decided to take matters into his own hands.

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On September 28, 1066, William embarked his army sailing the relatively short distance across the English Channel and hit the beach on the English coast at Pevensey, with approximately 7,000 troops and cavalry. Seizing Pevensey, he then marched to Hastings, where he paused to organize his forces.

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Pevensey. Nice wide beach on which the Normans came ashore.

King Harold II knew if he planned to keep his shiney new crown, he'd have to put up a fight. Harold intended to put his English army between William and London in order to fight on ground of Harold's choosing, and prevent William from getting to the English capital.

On October 13, the English King Harold II arrived near Hastings with his army. The next day, the still hugely p1ssed-off William led his forces out to give battle -- p1ssed-offness prolly due in no small part because William and his boys had already endured English food for a couple weeks :D .

It was ugly for Harold and his Anglo-Saxon boys. As you read above, Harold took a Norman arrow in the eye socket that went right on into his brain -- which sorta knocked the starch out of him. Semi-leaderless, and prolly realizing this William fellow, having killed his rival, was their new king anyway, the Anglo-Saxon army either got their skulls cleaved-in or ran way.

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Anglo-Saxon force atop Senlac Hill, Norman's and their allies (French and Belgian) would assault from below.

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View Harold would have had looking down the hill as the Norman army approached, at least until he took that arrow to the face.

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View from below the hillltop. The view William's guys would have had as they attacked.

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Charging Norman kaniggit...its only a model

After his victory at the Battle of Hastings, William marched on London and the city caved. This was probably because during medieval times, when an attacker showed up, he made you an offer. That offer basically went like this...[paraphrasing] "If you surrender, everything will be cool. If we have to lay siege, and ultimately lose a lot of our dudes defeating you in battle, we'll be really cheesed-off and after we win, we'll burn your flippin' huts down and rape all your wimmens."

On Christmas Day 1066, William was crowned the William I, King of England in Westminster Abbey, and the Anglo-Saxon phase of English history came to an end. William came to be known as William I but is best known by his moniker of William the Conqueror

French became the language of the king's court and gradually blended with the Anglo-Saxon tongue to give birth to modern English. The Norman conquest also had several profound effects on the English judicial system we still feel today, but that's probably beyond the scope of this historical snippet.

Suffice it to say that our law of Decedents Estates (you know, wills and stuff) and Real Property (land conveyances and interests in land) are still easily traceable to the system William I put in place after he ascended to the English throne in 1066.

William I proved to be a capable and effective king of England, and the "Domesday Book," a great census of the lands and people of England, was among his notable achievements.

William was not loved by the Saxons and it is not surprising when one considers the freedoms and rights they lost under Norman rule. William basically set up all his Norman, French and Belgique buds with their own earldoms and stuff, bouncing the original Anglo-Saxon lords.

There were many rebellions but they were generally poorly coordinated and were easily stamped out by William. Invasions by the Welsh and the Danish were just as smartly defeated and for the 21 years of his reign there was only one master of England, William the Conqueror.

William was married to Matilda of Flanders and had no less than 10 children; Robert, Richard, Cecily, William Rufus, Adeliza, Constance, Adela, Agatha, Matilda and Henry. In a death fit for a warrior king, William died whilst in combat against the French near the town of Rouen. His body lies in the Normandy town of Caen.

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William's tomb in the church at Caen

Rather ironically, British forces would enter Caen in June of 1944 after the Allied Normandy Invasion (a/k/a "D-Day" in WWII) as they and American forces invaded France in order to free the conquered French from Nazi rule.

Upon the death of William I in 1087, his son, William Rufus, became William II, the second Norman king of England.

Epilogue:

That Norman invasion in September 1066 was the last time a foreign army evar conducted a successful amphibious landing in England. William's conquest was the last time the English submitted to the conquest of a foreign ruler. 941 years without a loss is a pretty impressive record.

So, the next time you see a petite blonde, perhaps in a restaurant while enjoying a dinner of sauteed shrimp served table d'hote...thank William the Conqueror because I have no flippin' idea how you would describe all that without the French words he brought us for a souvenir of his conquest. ;)

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SoonerStormchaser
10/14/2008, 07:21 AM
So let me get this straight...Norman invades England successfully, but we can't invade Texas successfully every October?

bonkuba
10/14/2008, 07:45 AM
Sad......but true :D

SoonerJack
10/14/2008, 08:22 AM
Homey, this was one of your best Good Mornings. Dang the Brits sure have a lot of history.

Also, props for the "kaniggit" reference.

StoopTroup
10/14/2008, 08:27 AM
I needed a little shot of History this morning...

That Football Forum is running me down a little. :D

BRB...gots to get me some coffee. :pop:

StoopTroup
10/14/2008, 08:28 AM
So let me get this straight...Norman invades England successfully, but we can't invade Texas successfully every October?

They had colts.

Some of OUr weapons misfired.

tbl
10/14/2008, 08:45 AM
So English is essentially a bastard tongue, similar to the modern Spanglish often used through Texas and the Southwest... I hope we're ready for our descendants to speak Spanglish b/c it's coming...

Great post.

BigRedJed
10/14/2008, 11:38 AM
Great post. Shortly after the conquest, William built the White Tower to protect his hide from his new subjects. Eventually it was surrounded by other towers and walls, which as an aggregate formed the Tower of London.

The White Tower:

http://www.nationalarchives.gov.uk/domesday/images/tower-of-london.jpg

When I visited London a few years back, I almost hesitated to visit the TOL for fear that it was just a tourist trap. I was dead wrong. With the benefit of actually seeing the stuff in person, I retained more about English history and Norman conquest in the several hours I spent there than the entirety of my junior high and high school education. Highly recommended.

Also, on a side note, the Domesday Book is the first place that mentions my family name. I've heard that a continuous line of succession has been traced since, but I've only seen information back to the 1400s, which includes our 1633 arrival in New England. These days, BTW, that and a few bucks will buy you a cup of coffee.

frankensooner
10/14/2008, 11:41 AM
Great post Homey, as usual. Your work is appreciated.

TUSooner
10/14/2008, 12:20 PM
Outstanding.

Viking Kitten
10/14/2008, 01:29 PM
Important historical aside:

"Norman" is another way of saying "North men" or "Norsemen." The Normandy region is so named because the Vikings (you know... from the North) raided and settled that part of France late in the first millenium. So you see, my homeboy William was actually a Viking.

Ergo, my ancestors p3ned your ancestors.

mdklatt
10/14/2008, 01:40 PM
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When I visited London a few years back, I almost hesitated to visit the TOL for fear that it was just a tourist trap. I was dead wrong. With the benefit of actually seeing the stuff in person, I retained more about English history and Norman conquest in the several hours I spent there than the entirety of my junior high and high school education. Highly recommended.


I second this.

SicEmBaylor
10/14/2008, 01:40 PM
Great post. Shortly after the conquest, William built the White Tower to protect his hide from his new subjects. Eventually it was surrounded by other towers and walls, which as an aggregate formed the Tower of London.

The White Tower:

http://www.nationalarchives.gov.uk/domesday/images/tower-of-london.jpg

When I visited London a few years back, I almost hesitated to visit the TOL for fear that it was just a tourist trap. I was dead wrong. With the benefit of actually seeing the stuff in person, I retained more about English history and Norman conquest in the several hours I spent there than the entirety of my junior high and high school education. Highly recommended.

Also, on a side note, the Domesday Book is the first place that mentions my family name. I've heard that a continuous line of succession has been traced since, but I've only seen information back to the 1400s, which includes our 1633 arrival in New England. These days, BTW, that and a few bucks will buy you a cup of coffee.

There's definitely more packed into the TOL than most other museums, especially here in the states. The whole thing was a fantastic experience for me as well. A humorous aside, these British grounds keepers were painting this railing that surrounded the TOL complex. We were watching them and they put up a sign that warned it was "anti-climbing paint." A friend of mined asked them what the hell anti-climbing paint was, and I forget exactly what they told her but I think when it dried it retained some sort of crumbly property that covered your clothes in neon paint flecks or something.

BigRedJed
10/14/2008, 01:46 PM
My favorite (favourite?) part of the TOL tour was checking out the giant codpiece on Henry VIII's suit of armor (armour?).

BigRedJed
10/14/2008, 01:47 PM
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BigRedJed
10/14/2008, 01:47 PM
I **** you not.

SicEmBaylor
10/14/2008, 01:49 PM
My favorite (favourite?) part of the TOL tour was checking out the giant codpiece on Henry VIII's suit of armor (armour?).

Heh, yeah I remember that as well. I have a picture of me somewhere standing in front of the thing. It was great.

What I really loved though was that room with literally racks and racks of muskets, pikes, swords, etc.

BigRedJed
10/14/2008, 01:53 PM
The toilet in the White Tower was also nice. It had a shaft that dropped your poo straight down the side of the exterior wall. Nice...

BigRedJed
10/14/2008, 01:53 PM
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BigRedJed
10/14/2008, 01:54 PM
Fit for a king!

BigRedJed
10/14/2008, 02:01 PM
9V7zbWNznbs

Okla-homey
10/14/2008, 05:17 PM
The toilet in the White Tower was also nice. It had a shaft that dropped your poo straight down the side of the exterior wall. Nice...

Not to go all Cliff Craven or anything but, sailing ships had a similar arrangement forward of the forecastle, and sometimes built into the bowsprit, in which sailors dropped loads. The poo dropped directly into the sea. That's also why crappers aboard ship are still called "heads," because they were located at the head of the ship. srsly.

Further, there is a brick fortress at Pensacola (Ft Pickens) that has a row of toilets built inside a seaward exterior wall equipped with an iron grating to allow the tides to come in and wash out the poo dropped therein.

SicEmBaylor
10/14/2008, 05:20 PM
Not to go all Cliff Craven or anything but, sailing ships had a similar arrangement forward of the forecastle, and sometimes built into the bowsprit, in which sailors dropped loads. The poo dropped directly into the sea. That's also why crappers aboard ship are still called "heads," because they were located at the head of the ship. srsly.

Further, there is a brick fortress at Pensacola (Ft Pickens) that has a row of toilets built inside a seaward exterior wall equipped with an iron grating to allow the tides to come in and wash out the poo dropped therein.

Heh, I think I've explored every square inch of Ft. Pickens. That's kind of disconcerting.

BigRedJed
10/14/2008, 05:30 PM
Touring the White Tower and the rest of the TOL complex made me realize how much better off most of us are than even the wealthiest of royals from other ages. About the only advantage I could see to their lives versus ours is that they had lots of folks running around doing their bidding. Other than that, the disease, poor food quality and sanitation, draftiness, filth, general ignorance, palace intrigue and the like made for a pretty crappy existence, in retrospect. Of course, they didn't know any better, so I'm guessing they felt like they had it made.

But seriously: the frigging KING basically had to hang his butt out a hole in a cold, dank room, only to have said royal posterior greeted by a sometimes bracing January wind. To poop down the side of his house.

tbl
10/14/2008, 07:50 PM
Touring the White Tower and the rest of the TOL complex made me realize how much better off most of us are than even the wealthiest of royals from other ages. About the only advantage I could see to their lives versus ours is that they had lots of folks running around doing their bidding. Other than that, the disease, poor food quality and sanitation, draftiness, filth, general ignorance, palace intrigue and the like made for a pretty crappy existence, in retrospect. Of course, they didn't know any better, so I'm guessing they felt like they had it made.

But seriously: the frigging KING basically had to hang his butt out a hole in a cold, dank room, only to have said royal posterior greeted by a sometimes bracing January wind. To poop down the side of his house.

That my friends, is perspective. Very nice...

Okla-homey
10/14/2008, 08:07 PM
Heh, I think I've explored every square inch of Ft. Pickens. That's kind of disconcerting.


Its not on the tour. I once overnighted there as part of a living history program. We were portraying the brave company of US heavy artillery garrisoning it when a bold US first lieutenant told a couple thousand Rebs led by some so-called general of Reb militia to ****-off when they came knocking in the Spring of 1861. Pickens was never taken by the Flawda cornfeds BTW. p*ssies.