October 14th 2008: UFOs will visit

[Penguin]

Get ready. The world is going to change forever!


Aliens are coming to Earth to release us from the illusion of our physical world.


They are going to set up a Galactic Headquarters here on Earth.


The new Galactic Capitol City: Bug Tussle, Alabama.


http://www.escapetheillusion.com/blog/

[Penguin]

Prepare to pledge your allegiance to The Federation of Light.

[JohnnyMack]

I'm in. What time does Morpehus pick us up?

[SicEmBaylor]

I for one welcome our new alien lords and masters in 'Bama.

[Ardmore_Sooner]

I call shotgun with Xenu.

[olevetonahill]

You barely warned me In time :mad:
But its Ok I went and Got MY pitch fork and sharpened it so Im ready fer them sumbitchs .:cool:

[SicEmBaylor]

You barely warned me In time :mad:
But its Ok I went and Got MY pitch fork and sharpened it so Im ready fer them sumbitchs .:cool:

Why do you hate Tom Cruise and his galactic pals?

[8timechamps]

Hey SicEm,
That might be a good date idea!

Just tryin' to help a brotha out.

[SicEmBaylor]

Hey SicEm,
That might be a good date idea!

Just tryin' to help a brotha out.

Only if I can be the prober instead of the probee.

[8timechamps]

Only if I can be the prober instead of the probee.

Do you have a big head and long fingers?



You know, like aliens.

Get your mind out of the gutter!

[Ardmore_Sooner]

http://alpha.zimage.com/~ant/antfarm/read/Simpsons1F13/SimpsonsHailAnts.jpg



Kent Brockman: Ladies and gentlemen, er, we've just lost the picture, but, uh, what we've seen speaks for itself. The Corvair spacecraft has been taken over -- "conquered", if you will -- by a master race of giant space ants. It's difficult to tell from this vantage point whether they will consume the captive earth men or merely enslave them. One thing is for certain, there is no stopping them; the ants will soon be here. And I, for one, welcome our new insect overlords. I'd like to remind them that as a trusted TV personality, I can be helpful in rounding up others to toil in their underground sugar caves.

[SicEmBaylor]

Do you have a big head and long fingers?



You know, like aliens.

Get your mind out of the gutter!

Sadly, I have delicate features.

[olevetonahill]

Sadly, Im a Punanie .


:eek:

[8timechamps]

Sadly, I have delicate features.

Then you just may be in danger of being the probee.

[tommieharris91]

Sadly, I have delicate features.

Really? :rolleyes:

[8timechamps]

Really? :rolleyes:

See...


Probee.

[Penguin]

Actually, people really do believe this. I've been reading some blogs about how people are stocking up on food and water just in case the aliens are hostile.

[SicEmBaylor]

Actually, people really do believe this. I've been reading some blogs about how people are stocking up on food and water just in case the aliens are hostile.

I just read The Corner blog on National Review Online and even they talked about it. Supposedly Gordon Brown, of all people, is going to announce their arrival tomorrow. Crazy ****.

[8timechamps]

Actually, people really do believe this. I've been reading some blogs about how people are stocking up on food and water just in case the aliens are hostile.

So, since I'm planning a big "Welcome to Earth" bbq, should I plan to have a shotgun hidden somewhere poolside?

[StoopTroup]

It will be OK...

Do not panic...

Our Leaders will save us all...

Do not surrender the booty....

http://www.iment.com/maida/familytree/cousins/georgebush/images/helpingbarneydownstairsofairforceone-larrydowning-reuters-web.jpg

[GottaHavePride]

I, for one, plan to throw a "Welcome Ta Erf" BBQ.

[GottaHavePride]

http://www.c-cproductions.org/sa/WelcomeTaErf.gif

[Penguin]

So, since I'm planning a big "Welcome to Earth" bbq, should I plan to have a shotgun hidden somewhere poolside?


Shotguns are useless. Only angry thoughts can hurt them.

[Sooner_Havok]

SicEm is a reptoid!

[SicEmBaylor]

I have a meeting tomorrow I don't want to miss because of these bastards.

The sad thing is, the first thing I'm going to do when I wake up in the morning is flip on the TV and see if they're here or not.

[proud gonzo]

I have a meeting tomorrow I don't want to miss because of these bastards.

The sad thing is, the first thing I'm going to do when I wake up in the morning is flip on the TV and see if they're here or not.
don't worry--when they see your hands, they'll think you're kin

[SicEmBaylor]

don't worry--when they see your hands, they'll think you're kin

Touche.

[Sooner_Havok]

Are they going to gather us around a volcano and blow us up with an H-Bomb?

[8timechamps]

don't worry--when they see your hands, they'll think you're kin

Fantastic!

[8timechamps]

Shotguns are useless. Only angry thoughts can hurt them.

Will they be able to do the same?

SicEm is really sensitive, so he may be one of the first fatalities.

[Sooner_Havok]

I heard they don't like water. I'm heading out to the lake for a while.

[Sooner_Havok]

SFyK2N4RG_o&eur

[8timechamps]

I heard they don't like water. I'm heading out to the lake for a while.

You're screwed! They will send their first wave of attackers with arms full of Sham-wows!

[Sooner_Havok]

You're screwed! They will send their first wave of attackers with arms full of Sham-wows!

OH ****!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

[SicEmBaylor]

http://www.news.com.au/dailytelegraph/story/0,22049,24495176-5001021,00.html

[SicEmBaylor]

You're screwed! They will send their first wave of attackers with arms full of Sham-wows!

The aliens are Germans? I always knew those f****** would cause problems again.

[Sooner_Havok]

They are heading to Alabama!

I bet they are bringing back Bear Bryant!!!!!

[8timechamps]

I better get some sleep. I've got a busy day not being invaded by aliens tomorrow.

[SicEmBaylor]

I'm going outside for what may possibly be my last beer and cigar. I may or may not be around tomorrow depending upon Earth still being around...

If they do show up though I would recommend that the mods turn off the avatars to accommodate the increase in traffic.

Good night and good luck.

[Tulsa_Fireman]

Her eyes go up and to the left as she speaks.

According to some investigative techniques I've learned through arson investigations, that's a fairly reliable indicator that she's referencing the right side of her brain, therefore she's full of crap.

[Sooner_Havok]

THE PEACE IS A LIE!!!!

GET OUT WHILE YOU CAN!!!

z2qpw8CUMLo

[LilSooner]

AS of 3:30 Paris time there are no reports of aliens at the base of the
Eifel tower. Although I do see some guards with machine guns.

[StoopTroup]

I have really f*cked up our living room...

My Wife is gonna be p*ssed.

http://alethakuschan.files.wordpress.com/2008/05/dreyfus-without-the-mashed-potatoes.jpg

[Penguin]

At 11:24am, there are no aliens in Houston.

However, there is a strange watery substance falling from the sky. This may be atmosphere lubricant for their ships. Analysis is underway.

[salth2o]

They're here! I just saw a blimp flying over the east side of Houston.

[TheUnnamedSooner]

Too cloudy to tell if ships are here or not.

[frankensooner]

There is some truth to this, very early this morning, whilst looking through my super telescope, I think I saw a Klingon circling Uranus.

[salth2o]

The Galactic Federation of Light have made it known that they will park their massive space ship over Alabama "in the south of your hemisphere" on October 14, 2008 and will remain there for three days.

I guess the aliens are Tide fans or want to reclaim Saban.

[proud gonzo]

I have really f*cked up our living room...

My Wife is gonna be p*ssed.

http://alethakuschan.files.wordpress.com/2008/05/dreyfus-without-the-mashed-potatoes.jpg
This means something. This is important...

[frankensooner]

He was just waiting to see if Steve and Kayla could make it.

[Penguin]

Well, if our visitors have a flair for drama, they might wait until nighttime so that their light ships will look spectacular against the Alabama sky.

[SicEmBaylor]

I'm actually sincerely somewhat disappointed.

[SicEmBaylor]

Well, if our visitors have a flair for drama, they might wait until nighttime so that their light ships will look spectacular against the Alabama sky.

Maybe it's October 14th their time. Who knows what the time difference is between here and their galactic empire or whatever the **** it's called?

[TheUnnamedSooner]

Perhaps the ship wouldn't start this morning?

[Sooner_Havok]

You guys are going to get it when Ashtar gets here!

[swardboy]

Klaptu nictu dicktu.....

[GottaHavePride]

Klaatu... Barata... Necktie!

[proud gonzo]

It's an "N" word, it's definitely an "N" word!

[JohnnyMack]

Just for the record, if like an Imperial Star Destroyer dropped into orbit, I'd totally go with them.

[Penguin]

Just for the record, if like an Imperial Star Destroyer dropped into orbit, I'd totally go with them.


You are anti-McCain, but you are pro-Galactic Empire? You are one messed up puppy. :mad:

[SicEmBaylor]

You are anti-McCain, but you are pro-Galactic Empire? You are one messed up puppy. :mad:

http://www.weeklystandard.com/Content/Public/Articles/000/000/001/248ipzbt.asp

I neither endorse the article nor the Weekly Standard itself.

[Penguin]

Could it be that the aliens have landed, but through mental telepathy, they are making us believe that nothing has happened?

[frankensooner]

Where's Rowdy Roddy Piper when you need him?

[TheUnnamedSooner]

I'm not feeling the love.

[StoopTroup]

Any of your a$$es hurt?

Mines OK.

What happened?

[8timechamps]

I've thought this through, and as SicEm mentioned, there is bviously some kind of time difference.

So, the key to know exactly when they will be here is determining how far off Alien Standard time is.

[landrun]

Seriously, how stupid does she feel today?

Its scary what the human mind can convince itself to believe ....

[SCOUT]

Maybe they are stuck in traffic?

[TheUnnamedSooner]

Seriously, how stupid does she feel today?

Its scary what the human mind can convince itself to believe ....

I'm sure she rationalized it somehow.

[StoopTroup]

Seriously, how stupid does she feel today?

Its scary what the human mind can convince itself to believe ....

What she couldn't see coming was that we are far more advanced than they were.

Once they got to Alabama, they got drunk and then got Rammer Jammered.

When they woke up in Area 51...they found out someone not only stole their ride...but they were missing a few of their kidneys.