In 500 words or more ....

[dolemitesooner]

Explain to me why it is in the Hit single "Bitch Please 2" by Eminem why snoop Dawg says that eminem his his nephew and how is that possible.

Winner will receive a HUGE prize

[SteelClip49]

Heh?

BTW, we need to get our long overdue hoop game on.

[dolemitesooner]

Whenever your Ready

[Boomer.....]

He calls everyone nephew or cousin.

[StoopTroup]

They are related by raping?

Opps...rapping.

My bad.

[yermom]

Explain to me why it is in the Hit single "Bitch Please 2" by Eminem why snoop Dawg says that eminem his his nephew and how is that possible.

Winner will receive a HUGE prize

**** your couch, nephew

[StoopTroup]

Because they is both indeed Shady?

[StoopTroup]

They both got 80 lbs ballz?

[StoopTroup]

S*** my F***in D*** you F**got...you happy now?

[dolemitesooner]

500 words.

**** read the rulz beyonces

[StoopTroup]

****!

Sorry. :D

[StoopTroup]

Ho menys ism dis?

[dre] yeah whattup detroit?
[snoop] nu-uh, nu-uh nuh-no he didnt!
Ahhh! they didnt do it again,
What-what, what-what?
Did you **** on these n***** two times dr. dre?
[dre] oh fo sho!
[snoop] uh-uh, naw, ya smell that?
This is special right here
What-what, what-what-what?
Yeah, its a toast to the boogie baby
Uhh, to the boogie-oogie-oogie
Yeah, yknow! whats crackin dre?

[dr. dre]
Just let me lay back and kick some mo simplistic pimp ****
On slims **** and start riots like limp bizkit (limp bizkit)
Throw on guilty conscience at concerts
And watch mosh pits til mother****ers knock each other unconcious
(watch out now!) some of these crowds that slim draws
Is rowdy as crenshaw boulevard when its packed and fulla cars
Some of these crowds me and snoop draw +is+ n***** from crenshaw
From long beach to south central
{*loud scream*} whoa, not these n***** again
These grown-*** ignorant men with hair-triggers again
(hehe) you and what army could harm me?
D-r-e and shady, with doggy from long beach
(east-syde!) came a long way, to makin these songs play
Itll be a wrong move, to stare at me the wrong way
I got a long uz, and I carry it all day
(blaow!) sometimes its like a nightmare, just bein andre,
But i..

[snoop dogg]
Somehow, someway - tell em, n****
You know about dogg-ay (snoop dogg)
Now let me cut these n***** up and show em where da **** Im comin from
I get the party crackin from the **** that I be spittin son
Hit-and-run, get it done, get the funds, split and run
Got about fifty gungs, and I love all of em the same - bang bang!
Damn baby girl whats your name?
I forgot - whatd you say it was? damn a n**** buzzed
Hangin in the club, with my nephew eminem
(whassup slim? ) whattup cuz? (whattup snoop? )
The great white american hope, done hooked up
With the king of the mother****in west coast, bay-bayy!

Chorus: nate dogg (+snoop)

And you dont really wanna ****, with me
Only n**** that I trust, is me
**** around and make me bust, this heat
[snoop] thats, the devil, they always wanna dance

[xzibit]
Im the head n**** in charge, Im watchin you move
Youre found dead in your garage, with ten oclock news coverage
Gotta love it, cause I expose the facade
Your little lungs is too small to hotbox with god
All jokes aside, come bounce with us
Standin over you with a twelve gauge, about to bust
Its like ashes to ashes and dust to dust
I might leave in the bodybag, but never in cuffs
So who do you trust? they just not rugged enough
When things get rough Im in the club shootin with puff
Bitch, please - you must have a mental disease
Assume the position and get back down on your knees - cmon

Chorus 2x

[eminem - impersonating snoop]
Awww naww, big slim dogg
Eighty pound balls, d**k six inch long
Back up, in the, heezy bay-bay
Hes sha-day!

[snoop] hes so cra-zay!

[eminem]
Hahaha! gimme the mic, let me recite, til timothy white
Pickets outside the interscope offices every night
What if hes right? Im just a criminal, makin a living
Off of the worlds misery - what in the world gives me the right
To say what I like, and walk around flippin the bird
Livin the urban life, like a white kid from the burbs
Dreamin at night of screamin at mom, schemin to leave
Run away from home and grow to be as evil as me
I just want you all to notice me and people to see
That somewhere deep down, theres a decent human being in me
It just cant be found, so the reason youve been seeing this me
Is cause this is me now, the recent dude whos being this mean
So when you see me, dressin up like a nerd on tv
Or heard the cd usin the f** word so freely
Its just me being me, here want me to tone it down?
{*lower pitch*} suck my ****in d**k, you f**got
You happy now? look here

[eminem - impersonating snoop]
I start some trouble everywhere that I go (that I go)
Ask the bouncers in the club cause they know (cause they know)
I start some **** they throw me out the back do (the back do)
Come back and shoot the club up with a fo-fo (a fo-fo)

Chorus 2x

[xzibit]
2001 and forever
Slim shady, dr. dre, snoop dogg, x to the z, nate dogg
Cmon, yeah!!

[stoops the eternal pimp]

Well I would believe that though there is no blood relation, that there is a bond between the two eloquent speakers/thespians that circumnavigates even the blood lines of family. I have found that the bond that is formed over a forty ounce bottle of your favorite malt liquor is quite unique and strong.

I believe that Calvin and Marshall are related through their upbringing in the hood. Often, you find that if two such strong personalities do not want to bust a cap in each other's gluteus maximus, that they will have a strong relationship that will lead to them having said homey's back. Perhaps throwing up like hand signals referring to their group of their esteemed colleagues is a way that they express this strong family like relationship.

I find their desires to end racism by doing a 187 on fools who are straight hating and perpetrating quite refreshing in this day and age were most people are out for number one. I find that this country would be a lot better place if most men wanted nothing but to roll down the street..smoke indo....and perhaps sip on gin and juice. When one has his mind on his money and his money on his mind, he is truly at peace with his or herself.

I also find that it would be odd for Mr. Broadus to refer to Mr. Mathers as his uncle or even his aunt. Perhaps them being brothers would be the next step in the journey of their relationship. Maybe when one takes out a fool for the other, they will move past cousin status to brother status.

In conclusion, their relationship can be summed up in the words of the wise philosopher:
G’s up. Ho’s down.

[StoopTroup]

STEP iffem youz winz...imma put a capz in yo azz. :D ;)

[stoops the eternal pimp]

Well it would appear that Mr Troup is what is called in the street realm "straight trippin"

[Lott's Bandana]

Well I would believe that though there is no blood relation, that there is a bond between the two eloquent speakers/thespians that circumnavigates even the blood lines of family. I have found that the bond that is formed over a forty ounce bottle of your favorite malt liquor is quite unique and strong.

I believe that Calvin and Marshall are related through their upbringing in the hood. Often, you find that if two such strong personalities do not want to bust a cap in each other's gluteus maximus, that they will have a strong relationship that will lead to them having said homey's back. Perhaps throwing up like hand signals referring to their group of their esteemed colleagues is a way that they express this strong family like relationship.

I find their desires to end racism by doing a 187 on fools who are straight hating and perpetrating quite refreshing in this day and age were most people are out for number one. I find that this country would be a lot better place if most men wanted nothing but to roll down the street..smoke indo....and perhaps sip on gin and juice. When one has his mind on his money and his money on his mind, he is truly at peace with his or herself.

I also find that it would be odd for Mr. Broadus to refer to Mr. Mathers as his uncle or even his aunt. Perhaps them being brothers would be the next step in the journey of their relationship. Maybe when one takes out a fool for the other, they will move past cousin status to brother status.

In conclusion, their relationship can be summed up in the words of the wise philosopher:
G’s up. Ho’s down.


Peanut butter for lunch again, STEP? :P

[stoops the eternal pimp]

I gots skillz that makez mealz and payz billz

[stoops the eternal pimp]

I mean I have been fortunate enough to be granted abilities that help feed my household and keep the utilities on

[stoops the eternal pimp]

Break yo self Troup!

[Curly Bill]

I needed some laughs. :D

[Lott's Bandana]

I mean I have been fortunate enough to be granted abilities that help feed my household and keep the utilities on

Oh. Gotcha.

[BudSooner]

[500 words]They be tradin in that gansta image fo some bill payin skillz?[/500words]

[soonerinabilene]

Because Snoop is an Uncle Tom? :)