Mark Mangino...

[SoonerStormchaser]

...was George Lucas's original choice for Jabba the Hutt in Episodes 1, 4 and 6.

[Scoregasm]

Since nobody else is stepping up..........

Is a happy guy and a good coach (that I won't take dieting tips from).

[Blue]

...eats P.O.S like BV for breakfast. ;)

[SbOrOiNaEnR]

...Chi sa bicha wonki Chewbacca.

[SoonerStormchaser]

One Star...are you ****ing kidding me?

[rainiersooner]

Won a national championship with OU by getting lightly recruited players to beat 5 star recruits on other teams??? Oh shoot, I must still be hurting from this afternoon....

Whatever...Mark Mangino wants you in his belly.

[OUTromBoNado]

...says a $5-footlong is for wussies.

[sooner59]

Will be up all night eating tubs of ice cream because of how nervous he is to face a p***ed-off Sooner team in Norman next Saturday.

......wait, he doesn't know about our game yet, he is just hungry

[birddog]

takes butter shots instead of jello shots.

[1890MilesToNorman]

and Bevo, seperated at birth.

[pott_2]

....has edible underwear that are now crotchless underwear....

[BudSooner]

I really can't rag on Mark, he's a good coach who worked wonders at a basketball school.... who is overweight...alot.
And was banned from McDonalds,and Steak&Shake,and Texas Roadhouse, and.........

Tough to rag on our former assistants.

But.......................Mack is always the exception. :D

[r5TPsooner]

owns stock in Krispy Kreme but ate it.

[oudivesherpa]

When he gets on the scales--it reads, "one at a time, please."

[OUthunder]

Gets his sideline apparel from Tony Soprano.

[SbOrOiNaEnR]

...passed gas in Lawrence, which created a shock wave so powerful it bumped this thread back to the top of the boards, where it belongs.

[OU_Sooners75]

...is a respected coach of the Sooner Nation and a thread like this should not have been started!

[SbOrOiNaEnR]

...is the coach of this week's opposing team, so he gets The SF.com Treatment just like everyone else. No free rides, sonny. No free rides.

[TheHumanAlphabet]

...is thinking he could coach by golf cart so he could spread a buffet on the bench seat in the back...

[Flagstaffsooner]

Ate about 6 states and then took a dump and we call it texass.

[Turd_Ferguson]

once wore a malcom x t-shirt and a helicopter landed on him.....then he ate the helicopter.

[OKLA21FAN]

is really a thin person inside, just trying to get out.

[stoops the eternal pimp]

loves his pastries.http://img411.imageshack.us/img411/4840/manginoisfatvf5.gif (http://imageshack.us)

[OUmillenium]

...would probably be a better def coordinator than Vulnerables...JK!!!!!!!!

[StoopTroup]

....loves his pizza.

http://img83.exs.cx/img83/1771/pizza.jpg

Thanks to Mr2cents BTW

http://www.soonerfans.com/forums/showpost.php?p=340096&postcount=39

[badger]

...Once promised to switch his diet to more healthy oranges if KU would get the invite over Missouri to the Orange Bowl.

...has since switched back to deep friend chicken bacon.

[StoopTroup]

....says OU is duned.

http://tinypic.com/bjwh0

[CincySooner]

... wishes Chipotle would serve something besides appetizers.

[badger]

...take "fat guy in a little coat" to a much funnier level than Chris Farley ever could.

[deweydw]

... is on a seefood diet.

[badger]

... upon receiving the Orange Bowl trophy, took a bite to see if it was filled with chocolate.

[BigBoomerInBigD]

...'s high school year book picture was an aerial photograph.

[badger]

... does not pay for an extra seat on the airplane when flying commercial.

[KC//CRIMSON]

Helped OU win a National Championship, is a class act, and I can't even jokingly say a bad word about him.

[badger]

... after helping win the OU championship, helped Lee Corso, the state of Florida and every other doubter eat tons and tons of crow. Mmm, crowwww.

:D See, KC, it's easy if you try :D

[A-M]

Helped OU win a National Championship, is a class act, and I can't even jokingly say a bad word about him.

You got a good point. In fact, I like "little Mark".

[Lott's Bandana]

...had the KU Athletic Department install a bidet in the locker room cause the trainers were sick of picking up the nasty towels.

[badger]

... bankrupts All-You-Can-Eat buffet restaurants in Lawrence instead of Norman now.

[HSC-Sooner]

..is the reason why the football players run so fast. *nom*nom*burp*

[Jason White's Third Knee]

... is sick and tired of all of the damned fat jokes (but he's usually sick and tired anyway cause he's so fat.)

[badger]

... like Homer Simpson in Treehouse of Horror a few years back, screams at the word "DIE" but screams even louder as the wind blows the tree blocking the final letter of the sign to reveal that the word is actually...

DIET.
http://cache.daylife.com/imageserve/0dHdfBU9po9SQ/610x.jpg
http://i158.photobucket.com/albums/t100/theraffalution/Homer_Scream.gif

[Jason White's Third Knee]

... like Homer Simpson in Treehouse of Horror a few years back, screams at the word "DIE" but screams even louder as the wind blows the tree blocking the final letter of the sign to reveal that the word is actually...

DIET.
http://cache.daylife.com/imageserve/0dHdfBU9po9SQ/610x.jpg
http://i158.photobucket.com/albums/t100/theraffalution/Homer_Scream.gif



What?

[badger]

What?

Korekshun: Come to think of it, that wasn't Treehouse of Horror, that was actually the X-Files parody episode, wasn't it?

I was just looking for an excuse to post that funny Mangino pic :D

[Landthief 1972]

...likes the stairs. They're fun!

WeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeHeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

(Fatty McGee reference)

[badger]

... has an ongoing feud with an angry yellow chicken that results in very animated violence.

[DallasSooner87]

...would own Loadholt in a pie eating contest, and then would proceed eat Loadholt.

[badger]

... has nothing but praise and adoration from all of Sooner Nation for his work with OU's offense and has nothing but respect from the rest of the football world for the way he made basketball school Kansas care deeply about the success of football.

... but since it's the week OU plays them, will now get bombarded by fat jokes.

... wishes the fat jokes bombarding him were twinkies.

[Dio]

...likes big butts and he cannot lie

[badger]

... was just a skinny lad
Never knew no good from bad,
But he knew love before he left his nursery,
Left alone with big fat Fanny,
She was such a naughty nanny!
Hey big woman you made a bad boy out of Mark Mangiiiiiiii(ino)
Hey, hey!

[DallasSooner87]

... was the inspiration for Pac-Man. (<

[mfosterftw]

...keeps an invisible vending machine at the stadium...

http://i252.photobucket.com/albums/hh34/marcfosterftw/invisable-vending-machine.jpg

[mfosterftw]

...has been keeping America safe from cupcakes since 2002...

http://i252.photobucket.com/albums/hh34/marcfosterftw/safefromcupcakes.jpg

[BornandBred]

... sweats steak sauce and bleeds gravy.

[badger]

... loves playing against Mike Leach, because great never-played-football minds think alike!

[boomermagic]

and Bevo, seperated at birth.

I LOVE IT !!!!!!!!!!!:D

[badger]

... is preferable to Chuck "Third and" Long.

[deweydw]

... was shooting craps and blew a hole in the toilet.

[froneal]

...will be disappointed when he doesn't receive his customary large pizza per point KU scores after the game. He'll have to settle for personal pan.

...doesn't have six-pack abs, he's got a keg.

[badger]

... complains about Big 12 money when it hurts his team against Texas, but has no problem bringing the money to the Big 12 when it results in the Orange Bowl over Mizzou :D

[PalmBeachSooner1]

...was George Lucas's original choice for Jabba the Hutt in Episodes 1, 4 and 6.

ROFLMAO

[PalmBeachSooner1]

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y215/FAUALUM29/MANGINO.jpg

[badger]

... once nearly had his car towed, but fortunately, he fell asleep at the wheel and the tow truck would not budge with him still inside.

[PalmBeachSooner1]

Because of Mark, I actually feel sorry for the ground.

[illinisooner]

...looks at a menu and says "okay!".

[StoopTroup]

....doesn't allow smoking near his KU Outhouse.

[birddog]

is a stand-in for cartman on the set of south park.

[StoopTroup]

....one day will take the shape of a musical instrument.

http://www.tvparty.com/bgifs12/chubbyjackson.jpg

[StoopTroup]

...really misses Abbot.

http://www.sunshinelookalikes.com/look-a-likes/celebrity%20photos/ABBOT%20AND%20COSTELLO.jpg

[fadada1]

... eats baby. the other, other white meat.

[badger]

... has his own annoying catch phrases, led in annoyance by repeatedly saying "Get into my bell-ay!" before stuffing his mouth with whatever food is in front of him at mealtime.

[StoopTroup]

...greatest movie was Sandlot.

http://www.lazydork.com/movies/sandlot.bmp

[badger]

... in compliance with dietitian demands, now order diet cokes with his triple bypass burgers.

[OUthunder]

will take his team to Tarahumara's at halftime.

[StoopTroup]

...was the reason ticket prices went up in 2000.

http://www.bringonthecats.com/images/admin/mangino1.jpg

[badger]

... will take himself to concession stands after every punt.

[StoopTroup]

...likes to go on a cooler raid when trolling the beach.

Cooler Raid (http://friendsoftheprogram.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/019.jpg)

[OUthunder]

loves the Ho-Ho's.

[StoopTroup]

...will someday be bigger than KU.

http://images.morris.com/images/cjonline/mdControlled/cms/2008/01/03/231137169.jpg

[TahoeSOONER]

Was the house that landed on Dorthy.

I have much Manginolove though.

[deweydw]

... had a budding movie career until times got lean and had to eat his partner.

http://i150.photobucket.com/albums/s85/deweydw/laurelhardy.jpg

[cjames317]

... is actually pretty light on his feet for a big fella.

[salth2o]

thinks the aliens will be here anytime now.

[StoopTroup]

...is still excited about getting a head job at KU.

[cjames317]

... still loves Norman, with cream gravy.

[JLEW1818]

Will beat BV, but Will Wilson beat MM ?

[nBoSTP]

needs beano

[tommieharris91]

...thinks chicken fried bacon is a health food.

[StormySooner-IN]

.....is the head coach at the University of Kan........MMMM, CHICKEN! ! !

:D

[PalmBeachSooner1]

loves his pastries.http://img411.imageshack.us/img411/4840/manginoisfatvf5.gif (http://imageshack.us)

LMAO!!

[DallasSooner87]

...says, "Beware of The Blob, it creeps
And leaps and glides and slides
Across the floor
Right through the door
And all around the wall
A splotch, a blotch
Be careful of The Blob."

[Breadburner]

occasionaly mistakes fresmen recruits for a drumstick.......

[badger]

... refers to freshmen as "fish," which scares them into practicing harder on
"Fry"-days.

[StoopTroup]

....likes hard cracked fudge.

[StoopTroup]

...is luggin' it.

http://theblacksentinel.files.wordpress.com/2007/09/mcdonalds-funny-pic.jpg

[badger]

... thinks The Great Bambino has NOTHING on The Great Mangino.

[StoopTroup]

....bet it all on the Dodgers last night.

[cjames317]

... eats Lightning and craps Thunder.

[JLEW1818]

...is luggin' it.

http://theblacksentinel.files.wordpress.com/2007/09/mcdonalds-funny-pic.jpg

blahahah

[badger]

... has tried cutting points via Weight Watchers, cutting carbs via Atkin's, cutting food via Jenny Craig and cutting junk food via all other trendy diets out there.

... but yet, continues gaining football prestige on the national stage.

... and weight. :D

[cjames317]

... is the "mystery man" behind Madonna's divorce.

[badger]

... ate both Twix bars and shared none with you.

[StoopTroup]

...has never been able to count more than 5 licks before he got to the center of the tootsie pop.

[cjames317]

... was the sperm donor for Jan Levinson's new daughter Astird.

[SoonerTerry]

... has nothing but praise and adoration from all of Sooner Nation for his work with OU's offense and has nothing but respect from the rest of the football world for the way he made basketball school Kansas care deeply about the success of football.

... but since it's the week OU plays them, will now get bombarded by fat jokes.

... wishes the fat jokes bombarding him were twinkies.

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y103/SimTechMan/manginoyell2.jpg

True

[badger]

...will never be driven to a postgame tirade by a Jenni column.
... unless the refs cost him the game against Texas again :D

[deweydw]

... went on the Jenni Graig diet. Jenni Graig went missing.

[badger]

... plans to vote for Barack Obama, because like Aquib Talib, Obama is a...

DEMOCRAT :D

tee hee, what did ya think I was gonna say ? ;)

[BigBoomerInBigD]

...thinks his pants make his *** look fat.

[SoFla Sooner]

.....hasn't seen mister happy without a floor mirror since OU ran the wishbone.:rolleyes:

[badger]

... is only at KU because Fran Fran thought he might be a candidate for the Notre Dame job.

Yes, this is true. (http://rivals.yahoo.com/ncaa/football/news?slug=jn-kansas110907&prov=yhoo&type=lgns)

[DallasSooner87]

...just replaced Pluto as the ninth planet in the solar system.

[StoopTroup]

....makes Uranus look small. :D

[sooner59]

....just learned that the Earth is actually rotating around him.

[StoopTroup]

....Feels the Earth....Move...Under his feet....

[stoops the eternal pimp]

doesn't wear red sweaters in fear of being mistaken for the Kool-Aid man

[StoopTroup]

...has to buy a new pair of shoes after every game.

[BigBoomerInBigD]

...believes that breakfast is the most important meal of the morning.

[illinisooner]

...is the real Mangenious.

[StoopTroup]

....lost some weigh by the end of the game.

He seemed much slimmer by the 4th qtr IMO

[ratedrsuperstar]

He's a dead man walking if he doesn't do something soon !

[Flagstaffsooner]

Is po'd about the loss and will lay down and roll over Eastern Oklahoma, making it as flat as the rest of the state. No more hills and trees. It will look like Enid around there. No more hill for OV.;)

[UTsucks]

He's a dead man walking if he doesn't do something soon !

I was thinking the same thing. He really looks like a tub of sh!t how about some self respect hit the gym my god. :pop: