ruf/nekdad
10/10/2008, 09:12 PM
An email I received....
The Big 12 teams as the Middle East;
TEXAS: Iran. Somewhat of a controlling power in the region
but it will all come crashing down because they have a highly
functioning retard as a leader.
KANSAS: Kuwait. Tons of riches and unrealized potential,
but still vulnerable to Iran.
NEBRASKA: Iraq. A wealth of history but the country as a
whole is going in the tank and they will kill themselves off before
it's all over.
OKLAHOMA: Saudi Arabia. A proud kingdom, once torn up by
fighting but known for historic past and prosperous future, surrounded
by Iran and Iraq, with fanatics in Al-Qaeda (see below) who'll stop
at nothing to bring them down.
MISSOURI: Syria. Evil schemers who will stoop to whatever
level they need to win. No real history to speak of but thinks they
are the cradle of civilization.
OKLAHOMA STATE: Al Qaeda. No real country, just a movement
of disgruntled fanatics who live to destroy the hope of those
more fortunate. No other goal in life than to bring down the
House of Saudi Arabia. Terrorizing that country in the late 90's and
early 2000 years is the crowning achievement in their history. Signing day
was a major setback to the movement. They are fanatically loyal to
their new leader.
KANSAS STATE: Palestinian territories. No one really cares
or worries about them unless they can be of some use (i.e. winning a
battle once in a while against Iran that causes a bit of shake up in
rankings)
IOWA STATE: Qatar. Where is Qatar? Is it in our area?
Texas A&M: Afghanistan. Not much going for it other
than the crazy commoners.
BAYLOR: Israel. None of the others understand why
they're in the area. Just leave them alone. What did they ever do to you?
COLORADO: Morocco. Not really part of the Middle East. Has
other things to do than fight (or play football). Rumor is you can
always go there for a good time.
TEXAS TECH: Libya. Has a charismatic leader in a land of
nothingness who will rattle his sword but knows he doesn't have a whole
heck of a lot to back it up. Pulls the occasional sneak-attack and cries
"Victory!"
The Big 12 teams as the Middle East;
TEXAS: Iran. Somewhat of a controlling power in the region
but it will all come crashing down because they have a highly
functioning retard as a leader.
KANSAS: Kuwait. Tons of riches and unrealized potential,
but still vulnerable to Iran.
NEBRASKA: Iraq. A wealth of history but the country as a
whole is going in the tank and they will kill themselves off before
it's all over.
OKLAHOMA: Saudi Arabia. A proud kingdom, once torn up by
fighting but known for historic past and prosperous future, surrounded
by Iran and Iraq, with fanatics in Al-Qaeda (see below) who'll stop
at nothing to bring them down.
MISSOURI: Syria. Evil schemers who will stoop to whatever
level they need to win. No real history to speak of but thinks they
are the cradle of civilization.
OKLAHOMA STATE: Al Qaeda. No real country, just a movement
of disgruntled fanatics who live to destroy the hope of those
more fortunate. No other goal in life than to bring down the
House of Saudi Arabia. Terrorizing that country in the late 90's and
early 2000 years is the crowning achievement in their history. Signing day
was a major setback to the movement. They are fanatically loyal to
their new leader.
KANSAS STATE: Palestinian territories. No one really cares
or worries about them unless they can be of some use (i.e. winning a
battle once in a while against Iran that causes a bit of shake up in
rankings)
IOWA STATE: Qatar. Where is Qatar? Is it in our area?
Texas A&M: Afghanistan. Not much going for it other
than the crazy commoners.
BAYLOR: Israel. None of the others understand why
they're in the area. Just leave them alone. What did they ever do to you?
COLORADO: Morocco. Not really part of the Middle East. Has
other things to do than fight (or play football). Rumor is you can
always go there for a good time.
TEXAS TECH: Libya. Has a charismatic leader in a land of
nothingness who will rattle his sword but knows he doesn't have a whole
heck of a lot to back it up. Pulls the occasional sneak-attack and cries
"Victory!"