I would like to state for the record...

[Okla-homey]

I would rather be a syphlytic and partially paralyzed janitor with a drinking problem assigned to floor mopping duty in a Lawton adult movie theater than be a texass longwhorn.

[Frozen Sooner]

Something we can agree on here.

Personally, I'd rather have my scrote peeled open, filled with lime juice and termites, then resewn than be a Texas fan.

[JohnnyMack]

preach on brother Homey.

I'd rather be an Icelandic banker than I would be a whorn.

[olevetonahill]

preach on brother Homey.

I'd rather be an Icelandic banker than I would be a whorn.

Id rather be a Whacked out Lib than be a :texan: fan :P

[BudSooner]

I would rather have my scrote stapled to my forehead than be a horn fan.


Or....something like that. :D

[Jerk]

I would rather be a syphlytic and partially paralyzed janitor with a drinking problem assigned to floor mopping duty in a Lawton adult movie theater than be a texass longwhorn.

Wut do you have against syphlytic and partially paralyzed janitors with drinking problems assigned to floor mopping duties in Lawton adult movie theaters?

[soonerboomer93]

I'd rather be laying in a coma in africa, with my legs cut off from infection then ever join the baby **** orange wearing mouthbreathers

[Blue]

I'd rather have down syndrome, running the 100 meter hurdles, with people shooting arrows at me than be a texas longhorn.