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My Opinion Matters
10/9/2008, 06:47 PM
Is really responsible for the fall of the Berlin wall. He broke down the Berlin wall when he called a timely zone blitz...
My Opinion Matters
10/9/2008, 06:48 PM
Created the big bang when his linebackers sacked God for a loss...
My Opinion Matters
10/9/2008, 06:49 PM
Could end the insurgency in Iraq with 11 guys and some football gear...
My Opinion Matters
10/9/2008, 06:52 PM
Refused to sit at the back of the bus...
My Opinion Matters
10/9/2008, 06:54 PM
Would have signed the Declaration of Independence, but was too busy writing the rest of his playbook...
finster
10/9/2008, 07:07 PM
Created the "Iceberg Slamdog" When he heard that God himself couldn’t sink the Titanic.
My Opinion Matters
10/9/2008, 07:27 PM
Destroyed the Death Star because the Empire couldn't block his linemen...
SbOrOiNaEnR
10/9/2008, 07:38 PM
...knows Germany's Eastern Front and the invasion of Russia would've worked if Hitler had installed some of his schemes.
StormySooner-IN
10/9/2008, 07:52 PM
...'schemed' up Carbon based life forms...
47straight
10/9/2008, 11:47 PM
cusses to prove he's a real coach.
LonghornSteve
10/10/2008, 12:17 AM
is a winner.
devOUt
10/10/2008, 09:00 AM
...can turn a river into a raging fire.
Payton
10/10/2008, 09:11 AM
....once had a late TD scored on him by a team from Hiroshima Japan.


And I am going to kick him in the face with a painting.
BudSooner
10/10/2008, 09:19 AM
Was kicked in the balls by a Hobbit.
Outopia
10/10/2008, 09:33 AM
is a winner.

...Doesn't "get it" when reading threads like these, just like LonghornSteve (LonghornSteve?).
The Maestro
10/10/2008, 10:21 AM
...deserves about as much credit for LSU's defense when they won the title as the Colts O-Coordinator does for Indy's success.

This guy is so unproven at this point. "His" defense gets its shot tomorrow.
SNRMAGIC
10/10/2008, 10:24 AM
Has made Mack promise that if his "D" shuts down our beloved SOONERS, he will forever be referred to as "BIG WILLIE".
badger
10/10/2008, 10:38 AM
... wants to rip Greg Davis' (omitted for women and children's eyes) out Texas-fan-in-OKC-bar-style so that he can't screw up the other half of the team on Saturday
Dio
10/10/2008, 12:02 PM
...cured polio
sooner518
10/10/2008, 12:03 PM
....kicked the crap out of Chuck Norris
badger
10/10/2008, 12:15 PM
... can turn back time to ensure Texas D victory.