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Jerk
10/9/2008, 06:33 PM
If you're a fan of those pink and white frosted Circus Animal cookies from Mother's, either stock up or start priming your nostalgia, because this week the company closed its doors abruptly. They've cited the expected reasons—the rising cost of raw materials, and an inability to borrow in the frozen credit market.

Unfortunately, the private equity firm that owns the company (it's passed through at least four owners in the past 18 years) didn't give employees the federally required 60-day notice, citing "unforeseeable business circumstances." If they couldn't secure money to pay salaries, that may very well be the case.

If you've got $20 in your household goods budget and can't live with the idea of a circus animal-less world, you can make your own with this kid-friendly cookie cutter set. Or just buy some vanilla wafers and pretend you're eating single-celled organisms, you big baby.


http://consumerist.com/5061209/mothers-cookies-goes-out-of-business-kills-off-circus-animals

OUHOMER
10/9/2008, 06:58 PM
I am just a simple man, But If a company has to borrow money to make payroll, maybe they should go out of business. I knows its may be some kind of cooked up accounting practice, but to me that is not very smart.

Now, I can see a small start up company, with cash flow issues but I would think a well founded company should have a pay roll reserve.

But than again, I am just a simple guy who doesn't know ****

PDXsooner
10/9/2008, 07:37 PM
this is terrible news. circus animals are one of the most underrated cookies of all time.

proud gonzo
10/9/2008, 10:48 PM
:les: WHAT?!???

Mother****er! :mad:

Ardmore_Sooner
10/9/2008, 11:06 PM
This is a dark, dark day for snack lovers. :(

GottaHavePride
10/9/2008, 11:34 PM
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/2/1362599_02bcdea730.jpg

Ardmore_Sooner
10/9/2008, 11:39 PM
YOU FAIL TO SEE THE SERIOUSNESS OF THE SITUATION! :mad: :mad: :mad: ;)

proud gonzo
10/9/2008, 11:47 PM
As God is my witness, I thought manatees could fly.

SicEmBaylor
10/9/2008, 11:54 PM
Son of a bitch.

soonerboomer93
10/10/2008, 12:22 AM
****

guess i'll brake my diet for 1 last bag of 'em

BudSooner
10/10/2008, 08:15 AM
:les: WHAT?!???

Mother****er! :mad:

What? Do the cookies smell like poo?:D

SoonerInKCMO
10/10/2008, 08:20 AM
I don't think I've ever eaten those.

Oh well.

Widescreen
10/10/2008, 09:46 AM
Call congress. Maybe they can initiate the Animal Cookie Assistance Plan of 2008.