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boomermagic
10/9/2008, 01:40 PM
Here i sit buns a flexin


Giving birth to another texan..
boomrsoonr
10/9/2008, 01:48 PM
And when I'm done, I'll flush with my hand,


There he goes, down the Rio Grande.
boomermagic
10/9/2008, 01:57 PM
And when I'm done, I'll flush with my hand,


There he goes, down the Rio Grande.


That part wasn't on there but I like it..


:D
fadada1
10/9/2008, 02:06 PM
heh. that's also written in one of the heads on the USS Enterprise. Always made me laugh when i had to "go".
SoonerInLubbock
10/9/2008, 02:36 PM
Here i sit buns a flexin


Giving birth to another texan..


OMG thats awfull but sooooo funny. I live in Texas maybe I should start tagging some local establishments with the sharpy. Nah I'm just not that destructive.
Partial Qualifier
10/9/2008, 03:27 PM
Seriously guys, have you never seen that one before?
It predates "Jenny: 867-5309" by 'bout 20 years. :D
stoopified
10/9/2008, 04:07 PM
Seriously guys, have you never seen that one before?
It predates "Jenny: 867-5309" by 'bout 20 years. :DTrue dat,I'm 48 years old and I remember that from my childhood(the 60's,OMG).
soonerpike697
10/9/2008, 05:40 PM
Here i sit buns a flexin


Giving birth to another texan..


As someone who has lived in Texas for 17 years I find that HIGHLY offensive...
Dan Thompson
10/9/2008, 06:39 PM
I don't understand why, unless your 17.:)
ruf/nekdad
10/9/2008, 07:00 PM
Also on the bathroom wall;
No matter how good she looks, some other guy is sick and tired of putting up with her s**t
birddog
10/9/2008, 07:06 PM
Seriously guys, have you never seen that one before?
It predates "Jenny: 867-5309" by 'bout 20 years. :D

yeah, usually this would call for the mandatory man lands on moon, germans bomb yads yada.
MichiganSooner
10/9/2008, 08:54 PM
Speakin of bathrooms. I was in the restroom with my OU cap on and a guy with a Texas shirt was there. I used the bathroom and started to leave. The Texan said, "At Texas, we were taught to wash our hands after using the restroom."
I said, "At OU, we were taught to not pee on our hands."
SoonerEmpire
10/9/2008, 09:14 PM
I once saw "I just drowned another longhorn" written on the stall. It's not poetic or catchy, but in the spirit of Beavis and Butthead talking about "Gomer's pile" or the "Captains log", I thought it was hilarious.
stoops the eternal pimp
10/9/2008, 09:17 PM
when my now 4 year old daughter was in diapers, we knew she had filled it because she would grunt, turn red, and then say "Daddy, shoooo-eee... Texas."

I honestly don't know who taught her to acknowledge her poop as Texas but it was always good for a laugh
Longhorn Penguin
10/9/2008, 09:24 PM
You gooners are ridiculous. Bragging about what you carved into your outhouse wall?
goingoneight
10/9/2008, 09:53 PM
Have we figured out who this Penguin troll is yet?

He's gotta be the best n00b fisher I've seen.
Doged
10/9/2008, 10:11 PM
Have we figured out who this Penguin troll is yet?

He's gotta be the best n00b fisher I've seen.

He's a fraud. Everyone knows penguins can't type.
Ardmore_Sooner
10/9/2008, 10:15 PM
Funny, but I've seen written underneath it...

"Sit hear with my buns all chocky
just givin' birth to another Okie."

:D
SoonerPr8r
10/10/2008, 12:07 AM
I have heard of this for a long time but the first time I saw it was in one of the stalls in Sarkeys
RADsooner
10/10/2008, 12:09 AM
Also on the bathroom wall;
No matter how good she looks, some other guy is sick and tired of putting up with her s**t

there is so much truth in that................. ;)
SbOrOiNaEnR
10/10/2008, 12:54 AM
He's a fraud. Everyone knows penguins can't type.

They lack the opposable thumbs. ;)
fossil
10/10/2008, 06:43 AM
As someone who has lived in Texas for 17 years I find that HIGHLY offensive...

:D Awwwwww...................! Poor baby.
fossil
10/10/2008, 06:44 AM
when my now 4 year old daughter was in diapers, we knew she had filled it because she would grunt, turn red, and then say "Daddy, shoooo-eee... Texas."

I honestly don't know who taught her to acknowledge her poop as Texas but it was always good for a laugh

:) Bet it was burnt orange!!!
fossil
10/10/2008, 06:46 AM
Funny, but I've seen written underneath it...

"Sit hear with my buns all chocky
just givin' birth to another Okie."

:D:rolleyes: Chocky does not rhyme with Okie. If you want to make it rhyme, drop the second 'c'. Choky, get it???? Dang, I get tired of helping you Texas folks with this kind of simple stuff.