I heard Robert Allen on the radio... [Archive] - SoonerFans.com Message Boards

stoops the eternal pimp

10/8/2008, 09:32 PM

I always enjoy a slobert allen radio bit after a poke loss...."Thats the most disappointed lockerroom I ve ever been in" is a RA line after every loss

Soonerus

10/8/2008, 09:45 PM

Blobert said Zach has allergies against TAMU to try to explain Zach's poor performance...

Lott's Bandana

10/8/2008, 09:48 PM

What you heard is simply the sound of a 5-0 wave coming in, soon to be a 5-1 wave going out.

Soonerus

10/8/2008, 09:52 PM

What you heard is simply the sound of a 5-0 wave coming in, soon to be a 5-1 wave going out.

I fully understand...

8timechamps

10/8/2008, 09:52 PM

What you heard is simply the sound of a 5-0 wave coming in, soon to be a 5-1 wave going out.

yup

goingoneight

10/8/2008, 10:47 PM

What you heard is simply the sound of a 5-0 wave coming in, soon to be a 5-7 wave going out.

Fixed. :D

tommieharris91

10/8/2008, 11:52 PM

@Mizzou
@texass
@Tceh
@Colorado
vs OU

I only see 1 win there. Luckily for them, they have Iowa State and Baylor at home.

adoniijahsooner

10/9/2008, 06:01 AM

There are some on this board that would have you believe the same...

Me, not so much.

The pokes will be exposed this weekend.

I'll withhold my opinion until after I see them play Mizzou this weekend. I saw FSN replay and from what I saw Kendall hunter and Dez are the real deal; but I need to see their defense play to make a determination.

oumartin

10/9/2008, 06:31 AM

Robert Allen makes me giggle everytime I hear him on the radio. He just reminds me of a groupie. OMG, this is the greatest team evarrrr! OMG Mike Gundys hair is so purrrfect! Orange makes me so hungry!

Landthief 1972

10/9/2008, 08:26 AM

Going to be tough to get to the MNC with a secondary that gave up 400 yards to WASHINGTON STATE. Them's some limp pistols.

meoveryouxinfinity

10/9/2008, 08:39 AM

@Mizzou
@texass
@Tceh
@Colorado
vs OU

I only see 1 win there. Luckily for them, they have Iowa State and Baylor at home.

That's one hell of a schedule.
If they come out of that alive..:eek:

budbarrybob

10/9/2008, 09:11 AM

osu is not a bad team this year, but to say they are in the MNC hunt is like saying the lawyer that was with Dick Chaney was "in the hunt"

stoopified

10/9/2008, 09:17 AM

Going in 5-0,coming out 5-1 with a b!tchslap.Mizzou 49-24.Bye-bye go the wristbands.

Blitzkrieg

10/9/2008, 09:32 AM

MU will shatter NCAA records against them, it might be horrifying to watch.

picasso

10/9/2008, 09:40 AM

sure they are, all they have to do is go undefeated.

boomermagic

10/9/2008, 10:40 AM

I know it won't happen but I wish somehow they would beat Mo... Mo. would have a loss and when we slaughter the cowpukes they would land hard.. they have a good offense but I just don't see anyway for them to stop Mo. with that wuss of a defense they will field..

StoopTroup

10/9/2008, 10:53 AM

There is no way they go undefeated before we meet them in stoolwater.

Any aggie that would like to put some money on it...PM me.

TheHumanAlphabet

10/9/2008, 02:50 PM

Show me anytime Aggy don't lose to someone they aren't supposed to and still beat every one - err, go 11-0 before our game and then I will believe the gourging one, otherwise he is just smokin' crack...or a Twinkie.

OUthunder

10/9/2008, 03:01 PM

Mizzery 52
oSu 28

OU86

10/9/2008, 03:30 PM

There is no way they go undefeated before we meet them in stoolwater.

Any aggie that would like to put some money on it...PM me.

I am sure you are right, but I think the best situation for OU would be if the aggy lite game were for the South championship. That would guarantee they would fold like a cheap suit. Worst scenario for us is we are 11-0 and just trying to run out the string to the NC game and aggy lite is 7-4 and has nothing on the line, nothing to lose, won't even get a better bowl if they win.

NYC Poke

10/9/2008, 04:11 PM

I think we've got a punchers chance against Missouri. Our defense has looked better than theirs this season, and our offensive stats are similar against somewhat comparable competition.

OUstud

10/9/2008, 04:13 PM

Going to be tough to get to the MNC with a secondary that gave up 400 yards to WASHINGTON STATE. Them's some limp pistols.

I thought they were held under 200 yards...and I don't know why, but I think OSU will win this weekend. Then turn around and lose three straight. (And get killed by us).

tommieharris91

10/9/2008, 04:25 PM

I thought they were held under 200 yards...and I don't know why, but I think OSU will win this weekend. Then turn around and lose three straight. (And get killed by us).

True, true, but giving up 400+ yards to ATM this season is about the same as giving up 400 yds to Wazzu.

stoops the eternal pimp

10/9/2008, 04:32 PM

I think we've got a punchers chance against Missouri. Our defense has looked better than theirs this season, and our offensive stats are similar against somewhat comparable competition.

sure they do...In fact if this game was in Stillwater, I would probably pick osu to win..and if they do win, it really wouldn't be a surprise to me...

kbsooner21

10/9/2008, 04:38 PM

Our defense has looked better than theirs this season,

LMFAO!

TopDawg

10/9/2008, 04:52 PM

sure they are, all they have to do is go undefeated.

Exactly. They're undefeated right now and in the Top 25, so of course they're in the hunt.

The only problem is that in this hunt, people are hunting you too. And while they've got some very impressive guns, they don't have any protective armor.

Lott's Bandana

10/9/2008, 06:39 PM

Payne County Land Management Area safety video:

OiEUDzIrEQE

NYC Poke

10/9/2008, 06:49 PM

LMFAO!

TOTAL DEFENSE G Rush Pass Plys Yards Avg TD Yds/G
---------------------------------------------------------------
5. Oklahoma State...... 5 711 982 354 1693 4.8 15 338.6
10.Missouri............ 5 472 1411 390 1883 4.8 11 376.6

Okay, maybe not a lot better. But OSU's D is currently ranked 51st nationally, a big improvement for us (I think Mizzou is ranked in the 60s overall).

And since when did Sooners become such admirers of Missouri's prowess?

eta:
Missouri's defense is 83rd overall in total defense and 114th in pass defense.

http://myespn.go.com/blogs/big12/0-3-48/Underrated-defense-helps-OSU-to-5-0-start.html

ruf/nekdad

10/9/2008, 06:53 PM

I think we've got a punchers chance against Missouri. Our defense has looked better than theirs this season, and our offensive stats are similar against somewhat comparable competition.

NYC Poke;I have always enjoyed your wit and posts, but book it, the pokes against mizzery, will fold like the french army.
P.S. Next time your in the theater district, go to Carmines for me. I miss that place.

XingTheRubicon

10/9/2008, 08:34 PM

Okay, maybe not a lot better. But OSU's D is currently ranked 51st nationally, a big improvement for us (I think Mizzou is ranked in the 60s overall).

And since when did Sooners become such admirers of Missouri's prowess?

eta:

http://myespn.go.com/blogs/big12/0-3-48/Underrated-defense-helps-OSU-to-5-0-start.html

Those stats will be helpful right up until the point Mizzou kicks the **** out of OSU. Not that I want it to happen, it's just the way the world works.

SoonerDood

10/9/2008, 09:23 PM

c'mon, what happens when OSU goes on the road against a ranked team? They get owned like Indiana Jones against Lucas and Spielberg. Mizzou wins big.

goingoneight

10/9/2008, 09:51 PM

So... yer saying Mizzou's gonna shoot them in the d*ck?

ruf/nekdad

10/10/2008, 05:32 AM

And I thought I was the only perv around here that watched south park.

OSUFAN11

10/10/2008, 06:10 AM

Blobert said Zach has allergies against TAMU to try to explain Zach's poor performance...

Poor performance? Expectations must be really high for Robinson

TAMU stats:
10-13, 186 yards passing, 3 TD
15 rushing ATT, 79 yards, 2 TD

Outopia

10/10/2008, 09:53 AM

Poor performance? Expectations must be really high for Robinson

TAMU stats:
10-13, 186 yards passing, 3 TD
15 rushing ATT, 79 yards, 2 TD

More OSU "statalyzers". You guys had great "stats" last year too, but what was that team record again? Stats don't win games. You know the old mantra of "stats are for losers". Moral Victory State University, but great stats though. Yawn.

OUmillenium

10/10/2008, 10:39 AM

I am sure you are right, but I think the best situation for OU would be if the aggy lite game were for the South championship. That would guarantee they would fold like a cheap suit. Worst scenario for us is we are 11-0 and just trying to run out the string to the NC game and aggy lite is 7-4 and has nothing on the line, nothing to lose, won't even get a better bowl if they win.

I agree. This is sort of like when OkStink plays Texass, I am pulling for a catastrophic meteorite strike or both busses to collide enroute to the stadium.

As much as I can't stand booger eating Mizzou, that is a relatively new hatred. I would much rather see OSUx go down in defeat repeatedly until we don't have to put with their banter. Mizzou makes for a fun win in the Big 12 champ game.

birddog

10/10/2008, 11:10 AM

Mizzery 52
oSu 28

that looks about right. i have mizzou -14.

i say mizzou 55

t. boone middle school 31

stoops the eternal pimp

10/10/2008, 11:18 AM

42-38 OSU!

stoops the eternal pimp

10/12/2008, 03:50 PM

42-38 OSU!

GENIUS...well I didnt get the score right but I did pick them

NYC Poke

10/12/2008, 04:11 PM

Nice pick, STEP. :D

stoops the eternal pimp

10/12/2008, 04:13 PM

Nice pick, STEP. :D

Thanks....

I thought OSU would give them a tough game, and I don't believe in Chase Daniel...He is not a good qb in a tough game

picasso

10/13/2008, 12:36 PM

oSu fans have no idea how difficult it is to go undefeated. you not only have to be good, you have to be lucky.

SoonerJack

10/13/2008, 12:50 PM

C'mon guys. There is crow to be eaten here and no one is showing up. The Pokes got it done Saturday night and the least we can do is tip our hats to them for pantsing Chase Daniel with 4 INTs.

picasso

10/13/2008, 12:52 PM

they played a great game in what I thought would have been a much higher scoring game.

oSu is better than we thought, but Mizzou is also not quit as impressive.

belch.

TopDawg

10/13/2008, 01:08 PM

There is crow to be eaten here and no one is showing up.

I don't have any crow to eat, but I would like to say...

:mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: RESPECT THE JINX!!! :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:

SoonerJack

10/13/2008, 04:06 PM

I don't have any crow to eat, but I would like to say...

:mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: RESPECT THE JINX!!! :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:
Sorry, TD. I was unaware that there was a "inxja" associated with you know what. Please forgive.

lloyd45

10/13/2008, 04:17 PM

Chase Daniel was the difference in the ball game.

TopDawg

10/13/2008, 04:21 PM

Sorry, TD. I was unaware that there was a "inxja" associated with you know what. Please forgive.

Oh, no...that wasn't directed at you. It was directed at the people who started this thread and then posted in it just to mock OSU.

It angered the jinx gods and look what they did.

meoveryouxinfinity

10/13/2008, 04:28 PM

I didn't think they'd win, but I didn't post about them being blasted in this game.
I did think we would beat Texas by thirty though ;)

GO MIZZOU!

PalmBeachSooner1

10/13/2008, 06:09 PM

...he was suggesting OSU might be in the MNC hunt....delusional...

Wow. That is hilarious. That's like USF actually thinking they were the best team last year. This will pass.

budbarrybob

10/13/2008, 08:41 PM

Unfortunately this week = a perfect 5h1t storm until saturday. OSwho and Tejas both in top 10... Least 1 will be ranked lower than us ;)

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