Name brand items that cannot be substituted

[8timechamps]

This one comes to mind:

Oreos - Any other sandwich type cookie fails to replace an Oreo. Not to say there aren't some decent sandwich cookies out there. But nothing replaces an Oreo.

[tommieharris91]

Kleenex.

Charmin.

[olevetonahill]

Fig Newtons

[OUthunder]

Cheese. I will only by Kraft unless it's a specialty cheese like Gouda.

**** Paper. Charmin with aloe vera is the only paper that graces my poop shoot.

Potato chips. Ruffles

Coca-Cola. Nothing goes better with rum.

[GottaHavePride]

Kleenex.

Charmin.

Puffs pwn Kleenex.

[olevetonahill]

Kleenex.

Charmin.

This Red Neck wants to Know why Ya need Both . The Charmin will work on Both ends .
Jes sayin

[OUthunder]

This Red Neck wants to Know why Ya need Both . The Charmin will work on Both ends .
Jes sayin

He's domesticated.

[Veritas]

Cheez-It crackers.

[olevetonahill]

He's domesticated.

Married Huh ?

[Veritas]

AK47. The very best there is. When you absolutely positively got to kill every mother****er in the room, accept no substitutes.

[proud gonzo]

cheetos
cheerios

[OUthunder]

Cheez-It crackers.

Two of my kids won't touch em, but the middle chid sucks them up like a Kirby.

[Veritas]

Two of my kids won't touch em, but the middle chid sucks them up like a Kirby.
Dude, I hardly ever eat them but like every year or so I get this insane craving for them and I have to run to Target and buy a box. Yesterday was that day, and I bought the Target brand. FAIL. I had to drive back to get the real thing. I learned my lesson.

[proud gonzo]

This one comes to mind:

Oreos - Any other sandwich type cookie fails to replace an Oreo. Not to say there aren't some decent sandwich cookies out there. But nothing replaces an Oreo.
I disagree. Not that I dislike Oreos (and I think any other chocolate sandwich cookie sucks) BUT... those generic half-chocolate-half-vanilla cookies ROCK.

[Tulsa_Fireman]

Speaking of crackers...

Chicken In A Biscuit.

And snuff. I quit buying Copenhagen because the price is insane. But since the change, I've come closer to quitting than I ever have because, well, it's not Copenhagen.

[OUthunder]

I'm surprised none have you have stated PoppyC0ck.

[OUthunder]

Speaking of crackers...

Chicken In A Biscuit.

And snuff. I quit buying Copenhagen because the price is insane. But since the change, I've come closer to quitting than I ever have because, well, it's not Copenhagen.

Copenhagen Long Cut Bourbon. Only use it when I mow the yard or play golf. $6 to $7 for a can.

I quit this summer all together.

[Whet]

someone should Xerox these responses, then get a bowl of Fritos for a snack. Probably want a coke with that too!

[GottaHavePride]

Speaking of crackers...

Chicken In A Biskit.




Fixed. ;)

[Frozen Sooner]

Tabasco sauce.

[GottaHavePride]

Tabasco sauce.

Fail.

Tabasco sauce just tastes like vinegar. I don't want doosh on my food.

[Frozen Sooner]

Fail.

Tabasco sauce just tastes like vinegar. I don't want doosh on my food.

Perhaps if your nose wasn't constantly stuffed up you'd be able to taste food.

[PDXsooner]

This one comes to mind:

Oreos - Any other sandwich type cookie fails to replace an Oreo. Not to say there aren't some decent sandwich cookies out there. But nothing replaces an Oreo.

what about HYDROX!!?? ;)

[misplaced_sooner]

Taco Bell...

Not Taco Time
Not Taco Johns
Not Taco Mayo

Taco freakin Bell.

[Cheerin' 4 OU]

How could anyone forget:

Kraft Macaroni and Cheese

[8timechamps]

How could anyone forget:

Kraft Macaroni and Cheese

I used to think that.

Then I was in a bind and used Velveta shells and cheese.

It's not Kraft...but it'll work in a pinch.

And, speaking of pinch. I'll second the snuff comments.

I tried going from Cope to a cheaper brand. NOPE.

There is a small mom and pop gas station down the street from me. They sell Cope 2 for $7 all the time (not just when it's "on sale"). Doesn't help my health, but works for my bank account.

[Viking Kitten]

I will add A1 Steak Sauce to the list and second the nomination for Oreos and Coke. (Specifically Diet Coke, for me.) Hydrox and Sam's Choice Colas can suck it.

[StoopTroup]

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[oumartin]

Kraft singles! Any other is the suck.

[royalfan5]

I just want to point out that Hydrox came before the Oreo. Also, Dial is the only decent soap, except for Lava. But Lava isn't for everyday use.

[proud gonzo]

Heinz ketchup

[Ike]

Marlboro ;)

[olevetonahill]

Natty Lite :P

[SteelClip49]

Fig Newmans > Fig Newtons
Newman's Own Sandwich Cookies > Oreo's
Bubble Up > 7-Up
Sam's Choice Antiseptic Rinse > Listerine

[frankensooner]

My Daughter would say Abercrombie, Hollister, Coach and Converse.

[soonerbrat]

I used to think that.

Then I was in a bind and used Velveta shells and cheese.

It's not Kraft...but it'll work in a pinch.

And, speaking of pinch. I'll second the snuff comments.

I tried going from Cope to a cheaper brand. NOPE.

There is a small mom and pop gas station down the street from me. They sell Cope 2 for $7 all the time (not just when it's "on sale"). Doesn't help my health, but works for my bank account.


well technically, shells & cheese are Kraft.

[SoonerJack]

Taco Bell...

Not Taco Time
Not Taco Johns
Not Taco Mayo

Taco freakin Bell.

Respectfully disagree. Cheap tacos are cheap tacos.

[Tulsa_Fireman]

JOHNNY'S CHAHCOE BWOILAH

[Soonrboy]

Heinz 57

Dr. Pepper

Nutter Butters

[frankensooner]

Oh, and frankenpoles.

[StoopTroup]

Oh, and frankenpoles.

? :D

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[KC//CRIMSON]

iPod.

[opksooner]

Mercedes-Benz












[INCOMING!]

[KC//CRIMSON]

New Belgium

[soonerboomer93]

Fig Newmans > Fig Newtons
Newman's Own Sandwich Cookies > Oreo's
Bubble Up > 7-Up
Sam's Choice Antiseptic Rinse > Listerine

I'm going to requesting that you stop posting in this thread...

[frankensooner]

Lid told me Valtrex. I'll take his word for it. ;)

[SteelClip49]

I'm going to requesting that you stop posting in this thread...

If you don't know what I am talking about then sample the deliciousness of Paul Newman's organic yummies. His candies, dressings, peanut butter, cookies....whatever owns.

[soonerbrat]

Campbell's vegetable beef soup.

[Frozen Sooner]

A smile from the woman you love.


Awwwwwwww.

[stoops the eternal pimp]

I think I just threw up

[soonerbrat]

Lid told me Valtrex. I'll take his word for it. ;)

well there's no generic for that yet.

[proud gonzo]

Obviously Mike doesn't mind generic platitudes.

[StormySooner-IN]

Cheez-It crackers.+1

[C&CDean]

What I'm learning from this thread is that y'all are a bunch of namby pambies and cookie and soda snobs. Charmin? Are you ****ing kidding me? I'll use anything from the aloe impregnated fag tissue to 60-grit sandpaper to wipe my *** or blow my nose. It's ****paper for cryin' out loud.

I'll drink diet coke, diet rite, diet RC, Walmart diet cola, or any of the other ones out there. Yes, they taste different, but different doesn't mean bad. A cookie is a ****ing cookie. I don't even eat them, so I don't really care, but I never really paid much attention to the subtle differences between a hydrox and an oreo. Of course I'm not gay either.

I prefer Tullamore Dew Irish Whisky, but I'll damn sure drink Jameson, Bushmill's, pretty much any Canadian, Jack, Beam, and even Old Crow (my grandad, the town drunk of Colby, Kansas' favorite poison). I'll eat tacos from anywhere, hamburgers from anywhere, and pretty much anything else besides guts and really fishy fish.

Y'all are picky.

[misplaced_sooner]

Respectfully disagree. Cheap tacos are cheap tacos.

I disagree with your disagreement..:P

[OUthunder]

Taco Tico taco burgers.

[Pricetag]

I just want to point out that Hydrox came before the Oreo. Also, Dial is the only decent soap, except for Lava. But Lava isn't for everyday use.
I can't imagine ever using Lava for anything but washing an inch of grease off my hands.

[OUthunder]

I can't imagine ever using Lava for anything but washing an inch of grease off my hands.

What was the name of that orange soap? That stuff would remove damned near anything.

[Frozen Sooner]

Fast Orange

[tbl]

We get the generic brand for as many of our groceries as possible, but soy sauce cannot be skimped on. Kikkoman is the only acceptable brand.

I find that most of the bagged cereals are better than their name brand counterparts.

and screw the name brand Charmin tp. Give me Scott single ply or any other tough single ply. I don't like my tp falling apart and it needs to be gritty and tough.

[OUthunder]

We get the generic brand for as many of our groceries as possible, but soy sauce cannot be skimped on. Kikkoman is the only acceptable brand.

I find that most of the bagged cereals are better than their name brand counterparts.

Kikkoman is a must.

[kbsooner21]

Budweiser

[John Kochtoston]

But Lava isn't for everyday use.

The hell you say.