and hell's comin' with me......

[TexasLidig8r]

:mad:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ynKoZD-sFi4&feature=related

YOU CALLED DOWN THE THUNDER!!! WELL, YOU GOT IT!

Your brief stay as No. 1 comes to an end this Saturday! As the most overrated No. 1 team in the history of God, OU will go down this Saturday.. and not just on their sisters!

You thought the speed of the West Virginny hillbillies was fast? The Texas DE's will run right past those quivering tubs of goo you call offensive tackles!

All Burlington Coat Factories in the Dallas area are closing from Thursday though Sunday in anticipation of the sooners in town...

All free gas cards are being locked up for the weekend!!

Bradford will feel like the Last of the Mohicans being driven into obscurity by the power.. the might of the Texas Longhorns!

Sergio Kindle and Brian Orakpo have bull's eyes drawn on the back of Bradford...

My advice to you???

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uepFO4psgKE&feature=related

The gnashing and wailing of teeth by sooner fans, drowning in the remnants of their Falstaff Lite beers will be drowned out by the cheers of Texas fans laughing to jokes like... "What's the difference between a Sooner and a carnie?... the Carnie has a job!!" bwahaahhaahhahahahahahaha!!!

It is your DESTINY to be owned...

Embrace your rightful place... as losers once again.. to

The Power

The Majesty

of the University of Texas.

[JohnnyMack]

Eat **** and die.

[Lott's Bandana]

:mad:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ynKoZD-sFi4&feature=related

YOU CALLED DOWN THE THUNDER!!! WELL, YOU GOT IT!

Your brief stay as No. 1 comes to an end this Saturday! As the most overrated No. 1 team in the history of God, OU will go down this Saturday.. and not just on their sisters!

You thought the speed of the West Virginny hillbillies was fast? The Texas DE's will run right past those quivering tubs of goo you call offensive tackles!

All Burlington Coat Factories in the Dallas area are closing from Thursday though Sunday in anticipation of the sooners in town...

All free gas cards are being locked up for the weekend!!

Bradford will feel like the Last of the Mohicans being driven into obscurity by the power.. the might of the Texas Longhorns!

Sergio Kindle and Brian Orakpo have bull's eyes drawn on the back of Bradford...

My advice to you???

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uepFO4psgKE&feature=related

The gnashing and wailing of teeth by sooner fans, drowning in the remnants of their Falstaff Lite beers will be drowned out by the cheers of Texas fans laughing to jokes like... "What's the difference between a Sooner and a carnie?... the Carnie has a job!!" bwahaahhaahhahahahahahaha!!!

It is your DESTINY to be owned...

Embrace your rightful place... as losers once again.. to

The Power

The Majesty

of the University of Texas.
meh.

[StoopTroup]

http://www.surgicalshop.com/health_wellness_products/images/big_douch_bag.jpg

[oumartin]

thats pretty good lid, I certainly hope that both teams come out of this game healthy and good luck to you the rest of the season.

Certainly there is no shame in losing to the #1 team in the country.

[TexasLidig8r]

Eat **** and die.

Dude!!

We're gonna be all over you like Obama with the Koran on a prayer rug!!!

[Widescreen]

That's cute. I'm amazed that you typed that so well what with all the fear trembling you must've been doing.

[Sooner in Tampa]

That's it? I thought Lid was better than that weak sauce.

[badger]

He's obviously all talk. He won't even bet his avatar and sig on the end result of this game (http://www.soonerfans.com/forums/showthread.php?t=121640). Of course, this is what a majority of UT's fanbase is - all talk, no game. If they ever did what they said, they'd actually be heading to a bowl other than the Holiday in San Diego in December/January, but no, the tickets are already permanently etched in for the whorns.

http://i.a.cnn.net/si/2007/writers/arash_markazi/12/28/colt.holiday/t2.colt.gy.jpg
You're not a real whorn until you have the whale trophy!

But, I can understand him not wanting to deal with such a scary, intimidating sooner like me. I might kick his @$$ if he doesn't carry through should he actually bet. Ah well, the week is young. I will keep taunting and poking at the issue until Gameday.

[StoopTroup]

The Power

The Travesty

of the University of Texas.

Fixed

[Big Red Ron]

Really the only question is, can texas keep their fans there until after half time.

[badger]

Really the only question is, can texas keep their fans there until after half time.

The answer is no. But fortunately for Mack, there will be less evidence of said departure - no more ugly blue seats, hehe

[TexasLidig8r]

He's obviously all talk. He won't even bet his avatar and sig on the end result of this game (http://www.soonerfans.com/forums/showthread.php?t=121640). Of course, this is what a majority of UT's fanbase is - all talk, no game. If they ever did what they said, they'd actually be heading to a bowl other than the Holiday in San Diego in December/January, but no, the tickets are already permanently etched in for the whorns.

http://i.a.cnn.net/si/2007/writers/arash_markazi/12/28/colt.holiday/t2.colt.gy.jpg
You're not a real whorn until you have the whale trophy!

But, I can understand him not wanting to deal with such a scary, intimidating sooner like me. I might kick his @$$ if he doesn't carry through should he actually bet. Ah well, the week is young. I will keep taunting and poking at the issue until Gameday.

GIRL! At least we WIN our bowl games... how many BCS games has Stoopsie boy won? 2? Same as Texas?

Wasn't Nixon in the White House the last time OU won a bowl game?

Now.. come on girl..just that one small stipulation.. that's it... come on...! :D

[badger]

GIRL! At least we WIN our bowl games... how many BCS games has Stoopsie boy won? 2? Same as Texas?

Wasn't Nixon in the White House the last time OU won a bowl game?

Now.. come on girl..just that one small stipulation.. that's it... come on...! :D

The defense would like to REMIND Lid that OU is UNDEFEATED in the two bowls that matter most to Texas - the HOLIDAY and the ROSE. When YOU GUYS make it to the Fiesta or to the national championship without your uncoachable idiot VY, let's see how YOU do.

Until then, please, by all means, compare your crappy bowl to our BCS bowls.

[Sooner in Tampa]

http://i232.photobucket.com/albums/ee141/crimpler/texas5.jpg

[Hot Rod]

Really the only question is, can texas keep their fans there until after half time.

After that game, I only saw a handful of texas fans even in the fair! They probably just wanted to beat the dinner rush that evening. :D

[badger]

Now.. come on girl..just that one small stipulation.. that's it... come on...! :D

Oh, and the answer on that is still NO. I do not consider it a reward for winning the game to see Lid posting nekkid on the Sunday after the game.

[boomermagic]

Dude!!

We're gonna be all over you like Obama with the Koran on a prayer rug!!!

We'll be on you like Palin on a hiway patrolman..

[badger]

Ooo! ooo! I have one!

We'll be all over you like a whorn gold diggin' girl chasing Chrissy Simms all through the Austin campus!

[RUSH LIMBAUGH is my clone!]

meh.yes

[rondog79]

hey texaslid i hope it makes u feel better being on our sight talking trash. cause when saturday comes the orange part of the stadium will be empty by the 3rd quarter and i bet ur little punk *** wont have the b**ls to come back to this sight.

ps bevo burgers for everyone after the game

[MrJimBeam]

Sergio Kindle???

Is that his real name? heh.

[SouthFortySooner]

...looks like Lid has been readin the troll primer. :cool:

[KantoSooner]

65-13, redux.

This is OU's year, again, UT is merely playing the role of this week's victim.

In George Scott's words as Patton, "We'll tear out their living guts and use them to grease the treads on our tanks."

Salute us, Texans, you are about to die.

[SbOrOiNaEnR]

After Texas wins, when get on here on Sunday.. and while you post on here all day... you have to be .. nekkid...

:D


Now.. come on girl..just that one small stipulation.. that's it... come on...! :D

http://img530.imageshack.us/img530/7458/lidfailfj3.png

[TexasLidig8r]

After that game, I only saw a handful of texas fans even in the fair! They probably just wanted to beat the dinner rush that evening. :D

HA! That's because...

You know what a sooner calls a family vacation?

The State Fair of Texas!

7-11 stocks up on extra Super Burritos and slurpees so they can feed the Sooner Horde coming into Dallas!

[Sooner in Tampa]

Q: What's the difference between Longhorn fans and a puppy?

A: The puppy eventually stops whining.

[Sooner in Tampa]

How do you keep Longhorns out of your back yard?

Put up goalposts.

[SbOrOiNaEnR]

Q: What's the difference between a dead puppy in the road, and a dead longhorn?

A: Skid marks in front of the puppy.

[TexasLidig8r]

Q: What's the difference between Longhorn fans and a puppy?

A: The puppy eventually stops whining.

OH.. the Pac 10 referees are biased against us!!!

OH.. ESPN hates us!!!

OH.. CBS hates us!!!

OH.. the NCAA is picking on us trying to get us to stop cheating!!!

OH.. its not fair the Big XII Conference has offices in Dallas!!!

OH.. why won't the NCAA punish USC!!!

does any of this sound REMOTELY familiar????

[Lott's Bandana]

HA! That's because...

You know what the Sooners call a vacation?

Playing the whorns.

7-11 stocks up on extra Super Burritos and sunscreen so the weird pointy-antler people can stop on their way home and feel like they're in San Diego............again.

fixed.

[TexasLidig8r]

fixed.

Keep up! We're already talked about bowl games. .you know.. those things that Texas wins and OU loses to far inferior opponents thereby embarrassing themself and the conference.

[badger]

OH.. the Pac 10 referees are biased against us!!!

OH.. ESPN hates us!!!

OH.. CBS hates us!!!

OH.. the NCAA is picking on us trying to get us to stop cheating!!!

OH.. its not fair the Big XII Conference has offices in Dallas!!!

OH.. why won't the NCAA punish USC!!!

does any of this sound REMOTELY familiar????

Oh dear... let us have a rebuttal.

Oh please, send us to the Rose Bowl instead of Cal!
Oh please don't cross the Red River and go to OU, beloved recruit!
Oh, it is so unfair that we are in the Big 12 South with Oklahoma and never have a chance at the championship!
Oh, why does the NFL Combine have a Wonderlic?
Oh, when will the NCAA punish USC? (face it - you whine on that too)

Now... WAGER UP, whorn!

[Lott's Bandana]

OH.. the Pac 10 referees are biased against us!!!

OH.. ESPN hates us!!!

OH.. CBS hates us!!!

OH.. the NCAA is picking on us trying to get us to stop cheating!!!

OH.. its not fair the Big XII Conference has offices in Dallas!!!

OH.. why won't the NCAA punish USC!!!

does any of this sound REMOTELY familiar????

OH.. They're throwing stuff at us helmeted, shoulderpad wearing pansies.

OH.. I keep losing games, I think I'll retire.

OH.. Pass the bong.

OH.. No Kansas State this year! Whoo hoo!

OH.. You have to beat us with players from our state.

OH.. Why is aTm always on our schedule? Dammit.

OH.. <clap, clap>

[OUthunder]

Teh starter of this thread should be negged to hell this week. :D

[Widescreen]

Sergio Kindle???

Is that his real name? heh.

I'm creating a sign for him for the game.

http://img338.imageshack.us/img338/4833/400pxsergiogarciatpcchaoy2.jpg (http://imageshack.us) http://img519.imageshack.us/img519/2180/v3ergov49482497546830bn9.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

[Big Red Ron]

http://i213.photobucket.com/albums/cc215/kfinley44/texas.jpg

ut, yay

[Lott's Bandana]

Keep up! We're already talked about bowl games. .you know.. those things that Texas wins and OU loses to far inferior opponents thereby embarrassing themself and the conference.

weaksauce

Come on, Counselor. Are you proud of those Holiday Bowl trophies?

[Big Red Ron]

Teh starter of this thread should be negged to hell this week. :DYeah, I mean if he's allowed to come and talk sh!t on Oklahomans, then he deserves every bit of neg he gets.

[badger]

weaksauce

Come on, Counselor. Are you proud of those Holiday Bowl trophies?

He's far more proud of the replica crystal balls Texas produced to correspond to the championships Texas got before there were crystal balls to make it look like they were given those crystal balls like a recently successful team as opposed to a long-time-ago-successful team.

:mack: I love my balls! I mean, CRYSTAL balls! :mack:

[Big Red Ron]

Teh starter of this thread should be negged to hell this week. :D
Hear, here. :D

[Lott's Bandana]

Aw, Lid's just pullin our chains....it's THAT week.

Gets me in the mood for fried oreos and wimmens in skirts and ropers.

[TexasLidig8r]

Yeah, I mean if he's allowed to come and talk sh!t on Oklahomans, then he deserves every bit of neg he gets.

HA! Neg away....

I'm impervious to it!

For.... if the neg jihad begins again... I will turn..

BURNT ORANGE!!!!!

We're gonna beat you like a sooner clockin in at a car dealership and then going to work out!!!!

[TexasLidig8r]

hey texaslid i hope it makes u feel better being on our sight talking trash. cause when saturday comes the orange part of the stadium will be empty by the 3rd quarter and i bet ur little punk *** wont have the b**ls to come back to this sight.

ps bevo burgers for everyone after the game


Let's see.. if I negspek.. can I change him from green to burnt orange??? hmmm...

Burgers? bah.... Del Frisco after the game homeslice....

HA!!!

And. .you're right.. I'm only on this site for ONE WEEK a year!

GADOCADWI !!!!

[badger]

We're gonna beat you like a sooner clockin in at a car dealership and then going to work out!!!!

We're gonna beat you like an A&M Aggie late hit on Colt McCoy that doesn't get flagged!

Who hearts concussion boy? YOU do, Lid. YOU do.

[The Maestro]

Lid's good people. For a horn fan.

And talking bowl smack instead of the fact your coach is about to be 4-7 against your big brother of the north is weak sauce.

You just better hope that your front 7 can slow us down, cause if it comes down to that WHITE FRESHMAN SAFETY stopping the likes of Broyles, Iglesias, Johnson, Gresham and company....well....OUch!

[Lott's Bandana]

Burnt Orange = Travis County Jail jumpsuits

Like a moth to a flame...

[badger]

And. .you're right.. I'm only on this site for ONE WEEK a year!

GADOCADWI !!!!

Inakrut. You're back during basketball season because you lost in football season and need some sort of redemption.

[Lott's Bandana]

Lid's good people. For a horn fan.

And talking bowl smack instead of the fact your coach is about to be 4-7 against your big brother of the north is weak sauce.

You just better hope that your front 7 can slow us down, cause if it comes down to that SLOW FRESHMAN SAFETY stopping the likes of Broyles, Iglesias, Johnson, Gresham and company....well....OUch!

Fixed.

(Lid IS an attorney you know...got your back Maestro)

[TexasLidig8r]

We're gonna beat you like an A&M Aggie late hit on Colt McCoy that doesn't get flagged!

Who hearts concussion boy? YOU do, Lid. YOU do.

That would be.. Cart McCry.. whoop.... find me a sheep.. whoop whoop... (get your aggy-ism correct)

We're gonna beat you like John McCain on viagra beats himself watching Cindy and Sarah Palin go after it!!!!

[Lott's Bandana]

We're gonna beat you like John McCain on viagra beats himself watching Cindy and Sarah Palin go after it!!!!

IN.

[badger]

We're gonna beat you like John McCain on viagra beats himself watching Cindy and Sarah Palin go after it!!!!

We're gonna beat you like that poor mosquito caught between Mack's hands during football practice.

Clap clap clap! Ewwww... this one had blood... crimson blood :D

[TexasLidig8r]

Just like... this...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SogNb3D5bIw&feature=related

[TexasLidig8r]

Or.. this...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=THKb8SBxIxc&feature=related

[UTgolfer]

Keep giving 'em hell Lid!

[Lott's Bandana]

Keep giving 'em hell Lid!

You have your offensive line back.
You have a record setting QB back.
You recruited well.
The vast majority of your defense is back.
Murray is a stud.
Even with Kelly probably going pro, your WR corp is very good.

1. USC
2. OU
3. Georgia
4. Ohio St.
5. West Virginia (if White and Slaton return)
6. Florida
7. Missouri
8. Michigan
9. Virginia Tech
10. Oregon

Yeah Lid, keep 'em coming!!

[Big Red Ron]

You guys really think you have a shot and by golly people like you. ;)

It's just too cute.

[TexasLidig8r]

That's right Lott.. OU should win the game by a brajjillion points....

Just like..

They shouldve beaten West Virginny...

They shouldve beaten Boise State...

They shouldve beaten Colorado last year...

You didn't
You won't

IT IS YOUR DENSITY!!!!!

[BoonesFarmSooner]

For those of you in Dallas, expect extra-long lines at the local Taco Bells this weekend.


The Beaners are coming, and chalupa's are coming with them...

[UTgolfer]

You guys really think you have a shot and by golly people like you. ;)

It's just too cute.

Thanks for your adoring comment. My wife would agree.

[Big Red Ron]

That's right Lott.. OU should win the game by a brajjillion points....

Just like..

They shouldve beaten West Virginny...

They shouldve beaten Boise State...

They shouldve beaten Colorado last year...

You didn't
You won't

IT IS YOUR DENSITY!!!!!lol, we win the Big XII championship game and have to go play an absolutely meaningless, exhibition game in the desert? Yeah, that's easy to get excited for. Heck, given the choice, I would attend the Big XII Championship game over the tostido bowl every time.

Unfortunately for you, the horns are in our way. You'll get rolled.

I mean Colt is your leading rusher for cryin' outloud. I hope he lives through the game.

[Jason White's Third Knee]

I just didn't find Kurt Russell all that believable.


I just don't find Lid all that believable.

[UTgolfer]

lol, we win the Big XII championship game and have to go play an absolutely meaningless, exhibition game in the desert? Yeah, that's easy to get excited for. Heck, given the choice, I would attend the Big XII Championship game over the tostido bowl every time.

Unfortunately for you, the horns are in our way. You'll get rolled.

I mean Colt is your leading rusher for cryin' outloud. I hope he lives through the game.


Your running back by committee approach is working just fine...as is ours.

[TexasLidig8r]

I just didn't find Kurt Russell all that believable.




?????

You preferred Kevin Costner instead??!!!

BLASPHEMY!!!!

For that.. Take THIS!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ivHQ487NWnA

[Lott's Bandana]

That's right Lott.. OU should win the game by a brajjillion points....

Just like..

They shouldve beaten West Virginny...

They shouldve beaten Boise State...

They shouldve beaten Colorado last year...

You didn't
You won't

IT IS YOUR DENSITY!!!!!

Density? That's Freudian there Lid.

Ahem...

You are right, we should have beaten them, like we beat you.

[sooner518]

http://www.burntorangenation.com/images/admin/vinceou03.jpg

Replace VY with Colt. Maybe some vomit on the ground around him from the concussion we will put on him.

[soonerboy_odanorth]

Well looky who must've gotten a cool October Boulder breeze blown up his skorts...

Lid....

We're gonna be on you like stink on hippy hollow...

We're gonna beat you like a nekkid Hollyweird Ex beats the bongos...

We're gonna cover you like the smell of chronic on one of your runnning backs...

ALL DAY! :P

[TexasLidig8r]

Density? That's Freudian there Lid.

Ahem...

You are right, we should have beaten them, like we beat you.

NO NO NO NO....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tej1DTX0RXk

[Bosley]

That's right Lott.. OU should win the game by a brajjillion points....

Just like..

They shouldve beaten West Virginny...

They shouldve beaten Boise State...

They shouldve beaten Colorado last year...

You didn't
You won't

IT IS YOUR DENSITY!!!!!


Why are you still talking about Boise state? Didn't UT lose to Texas A&M less than 7 games back? Texas A&M and Kansas state, Colt Mccoy was biting a pillow half of the season last year after got carted off the field looking like a 14 year old with down syndrome trying to give a "hook'em" without full use of his hands.

Texas has beaten OU a grand total of 2 times this decade. Since 2000 the total scores of each team have been 239-148 OU. Sure, it's fun to pick fun of OU, a clean school that gets rid of 5 star recruits for deviant at the drop of a hat. I'm pretty sure that UT has more convicted felons on its team than national championships. This year Mack Brown is just going to drop a brick of "hash" and a box of revolvers in the end zone and promise it to the player that scores the most touchdowns.

What has Texas done lately?

OU just collected it's 5th conference championship texas has 2...the same number as nebraska. I know you guys are still a little turned on from the NC 3 year ago, but you're going to have to keep in mind that ut's defense against the powerhouse Oklahoma offense is going to be as stable as Vince Young's mental health. But good luck to you, you're going to need it When English takes mccoy out again and the always weak ut secondary is shredded for 400+ yards by Bradford. OU is going to send texas searching for any chance of getting into a BCS game when we win the big 12 championship again and make our way to miami. Mack Brown will have to settle for the anklegraber.com bowl.

You can't bring "hell" with you if the game is in Mexas.....I mean texas....(oops). We'll already be there.

[KantoSooner]

Baja Oklahoma is a nice place, filled with nice people. Pity about their football team, though. Just too bad.

Oh. I'm sorry, I cast my mind into next week and was trying to console the Texians.

[TexasLidig8r]

Sure, it's fun to pick fun of OU, a clean school that gets rid of 5 star recruits for deviant at the drop of a hat. . .

bwahahahahahahahahaha.. do you really want to go there?

[Big Red Ron]

Your running back by committee approach is working just fine...as is ours.Really? Is that why your QB is your leading rusher?

[UTgolfer]

"...OU, a clean school..."

"I'm pretty sure that UT has more convicted felons on its team than national championships."



As for the first quote above...did you really just go there?
As for the second quote...kindly name them.

FAIL!

[picasso]

That's right Lott.. OU should win the game by a brajjillion points....

Just like..

They shouldve beaten West Virginny...

They shouldve beaten Boise State...

They shouldve beaten Colorado last year...

You didn't
You won't

IT IS YOUR DENSITY!!!!!

we were supposed to beat Texas last year too and we did bitch. And I think you're the one who beats off to political nonsense. you and John Mack that is.

[Bosley]

"...OU, a clean school..."

"I'm pretty sure that UT has more convicted felons on its team than national championships."



As for the first quote above...did you really just go there?
As for the second quote...kindly name them.

FAIL!

Um, I already went there....are you going to start bringing up incidents that happened when I was 2 years old?

Oh and here is your list...

http://blog.kir.com/archives/images/Book'em%20Horns.gif

[Lott's Bandana]

NO NO NO NO....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tej1DTX0RXk

:P

[Flagstaffsooner]

http://www.cob-net.org/antietam/images/antietam_dead_bury.jpg
The whorn line.

[badger]

You know, Liddo, I might actually watch one of those Youtube videos if you... you know...

:les: LEARNED HOW TO POST THEM HERE INSTEAD OF FORCE US TO GO THERE! [hairGel]

I fully expect the worst of you this week and not just because you refuse my betting challenge (baj's note: WUSS!). Therefore, I already know that they all lead to being rickrolled, so why bother clicking on a mysterious Youtube link when it probably leads to either rickrolling or a woman screaming obscenities?

In conclusion, you may taunt, you may add "OU Sucks" to your school song, but you ain't never ever gonna break-a my stride. Never ever gonna slow OU's offense down, oh no. We're just gonna keep on movin'...

[Half a Hundred]

Lid, lid, lid... If you're going to use that quote, please get the source right:

P8vFeUkfiZo

[frankensooner]

Lid, don't you have some old widders to kick?

[UTgolfer]

Um, I already went there....are you going to start bringing up incidents that happened when I was 2 years old?

Oh and here is your list...

http://blog.kir.com/archives/images/Book'em%20Horns.gif



Neither school has a perfect record when it comes to this stuff...but words do have meaning, right? Has is present tense, right? Able to follow along? Anxious to see your list of convicted felons on the team...which was your original statement, right? Lets see it.

As for stuff that happened when you were 2...don't have to go back that far. The words "Bomar" and "Burlington Coat Factory" should get you started.

[TexasLidig8r]

we were supposed to beat Texas last year too and we did bitch. And I think you're the one who beats off to political nonsense. you and John Mack that is.


NO NO NO NO....

I'm a Libertarian.. and an apathetic one at that!

I will bait Johnny Mack and Los Angeles Sooner to spew forth their liberal agenda.. and at the same time... will bait Tuba and his merry band of conservatives with equal enthusiasm.

Oh..and another year proving that Stoopsie can't win the whole enchilada without John Blake's recruits isn't too bad....

bwahahahahahahahahahaahaha!!!

[TexasLidig8r]

Lid, don't you have some old widders to kick?

nah.. just some recalcitant debtors who won't pay their flippin bills and then sue collection agencies!

:mad:

[badger]

Attention all whorns (especially Lid, who is not really a whorn, but a chicken for not taking the bet yet):
This is you:
http://www.dshs.state.tx.us/vs/field/images/jodyconradt.jpg
This is OU:
http://www.noble.org/press_release/profiles-perspectives/2004-05/Coale.jpg
...and texas still sucks :D

[Half a Hundred]

nah.. just some recalcitant debtors who won't pay their flippin bills and then sue collection agencies!

:mad:

QUIT PROFITIN' OFF THE DIRE FINANCIAL CRISIS!!!![hairGel]

[Bosley]

Neither school has a perfect record when it comes to this stuff...but words do have meaning, right? Has is present tense, right? Able to follow along? Anxious to see your list of convicted felons on the team...which was your original statement, right? Lets see it.

As for stuff that happened when you were 2...don't have to go back that far. The words "Bomar" and "Burlington Coat Factory" should get you started.

Hmm which one is a felony? Last time I checked we kicked Bomar off the team. I dont think it's even fair to try and compare shoplifting to the list of hardened criminals ut recruits and keeps on their team.

[UTgolfer]

Hmm which one is a felony? Last time I checked we kicked Bomar off the team. I dont think it's even fair to try and compare shoplifting to the list of hardened criminals ut recruits and keeps on their team.

Then name one...on the roster...now.

[TexasLidig8r]

http://i.a.cnn.net/si/2007/sioncampus/03/09/arena.eval.okla/p1_sooners.jpg

[TexasLidig8r]

http://www.ut-hookem.com/images/sooner_fan.jpg

[The Maestro]

Hey, could some texas fan tell me the last time the horns beat an unbeaten Stoops team?

TIA.

[TexasLidig8r]

It's a horse..

No.. it's a pig..

No..it's a horse..

No.. it's a HORSE PIG!!!

bwahahahahahahahahahaahahahhaha!!!!

http://graphics.fansonly.com/schools/okla/graphics/spirit-squad-mascot.jpg

[Fraggle145]

Dude the typical ou fan above is mentally handicapped... just sayin... that aint cool

[The Maestro]

It's a horse..

No.. it's a pig..

No..it's a horse..

No.. it's a HORSE PIG!!!

bwahahahahahahahahahaahahahhaha!!!!

http://graphics.fansonly.com/schools/okla/graphics/spirit-squad-mascot.jpg

Quite frankly, that IS the best smack you can talk. We have a goofy cartoon horse pig and you have a bull with no balls.

Push.

[badger]

^^^ X2, that pic of the mentally disabled fan should be off limits. ^^^

These, however, are fair game:
http://media.collegepublisher.com/media/paper343/stills/f325bkwr.jpg
http://b.imagehost.org/0506/ahmadinejad.jpg
http://www.theforbiddenknowledge.com/hardtruth/arafatbeast.jpg

One more:
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/93/241171183_374cce1114.jpg?v=0

[Bosley]

Then name one...on the roster...now.

From that list?

Sergio Kindle
Henry Melton

[BlondeSoonerGirl]

He's not kidding, people. Hell really is comin' with him...

http://img233.imageshack.us/img233/2729/hell2copyyf4.jpg

*pic provided by sooneron studios

[badger]

And you, too, can clap like Mack Brown!
http://cache.daylife.com/imageserve/0bx9b0hgYoaOd/340x.jpg

[Bosley]

Do we really want to start with the pictures?

http://i88.photobucket.com/albums/k197/texassuxbeer/texasfan.jpg


Steers and queers.....

[SteelClip49]

After the game Lid, I will happily send you some Summers Eve and you should drink it instead.

UTgolfer? Get lost runt. You are just as confused as a guy in a porta potty looking for a sink to wash his hands.

[Fraggle145]

Do we really want to start with the pictures?

http://i88.photobucket.com/albums/k197/texassuxbeer/texasfan.jpg


Steers and queers.....

yikes. :eek:

[UTgolfer]

From that list?

Sergio Kindle
Henry Melton

Convicted felons? Your original charge, right?

Once again...you FAIL.

Smack talk is fun and all, but do yourself a favor and learn to do a little research first.

[badger]

UTgolfer... do you like golf?

http://bittenandbound.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/anthony-kim-pga-wacovia-champion-2008.jpg

and we all know that golf is won on the green, right?

It is large, so I will not show it here. (http://bittenandbound.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/anthony-kim-pga-wacovia-champion-2008.jpg)

BOOMER. SOONER.

[Jason White's Third Knee]

I would like to make a formal request that we stop using the term 'weak sauce' in the forum.


It's just awkward.

[Bosley]

Convicted felons? Your original charge, right?

Once again...you FAIL.

Talk smack is fun and all, but do yourself a favor and learn to do a little research first.

UT fans are kind of like the politicians out here in DC. Change the subject and ignore the painful realities.

[UTgolfer]

UT fans are kind of like the politicians out here in DC. Change the subject and ignore the painful realities.

Three words for you "Burlington Coat Factory". Now who is trying to ignore reality?

[UTgolfer]

UTgolfer... do you like golf?

http://bittenandbound.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/anthony-kim-pga-wacovia-champion-2008.jpg

and we all know that golf is won on the green, right?

It is large, so I will not show it here. (http://bittenandbound.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/anthony-kim-pga-wacovia-champion-2008.jpg)

BOOMER. SOONER.

Hey badger, Justin Leonard said to say hello.

And seriously, didn't realize Anthony Kim went to OU. Thought he was from Cali...assumed he went to school on the West Coast. He is good!

[UberSooner]

I would like to make a formal request that we stop using the term 'weak sauce' in the forum.


It's just awkward.

Yeah, for some reason it makes me think of that "cool beans" scene in "Hot Rod" . Def high on the creepy index.

[Big Red Ron]

Hey badger, Justin Leonard said to say hello.

And seriously, didn't realize Anthony Kim went to OU. Thought he was from Cali...assumed he went to school on the West Coast. He is good!And also to say thanks to Kim for pulling his *** out of a decade long drought against the Euros.

[KC//CRIMSON]

:mad:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ynKoZD-sFi4&feature=related

YOU CALLED DOWN THE THUNDER!!! WELL, YOU GOT IT!

Your brief stay as No. 1 comes to an end this Saturday! As the most overrated No. 1 team in the history of God, OU will go down this Saturday.. and not just on their sisters!

You thought the speed of the West Virginny hillbillies was fast? The Texas DE's will run right past those quivering tubs of goo you call offensive tackles!

All Burlington Coat Factories in the Dallas area are closing from Thursday though Sunday in anticipation of the sooners in town...

All free gas cards are being locked up for the weekend!!

Bradford will feel like the Last of the Mohicans being driven into obscurity by the power.. the might of the Texas Longhorns!

Sergio Kindle and Brian Orakpo have bull's eyes drawn on the back of Bradford...

My advice to you???

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uepFO4psgKE&feature=related

The gnashing and wailing of teeth by sooner fans, drowning in the remnants of their Falstaff Lite beers will be drowned out by the cheers of Texas fans laughing to jokes like... "What's the difference between a Sooner and a carnie?... the Carnie has a job!!" bwahaahhaahhahahahahahaha!!!

It is your DESTINY to be owned...

Embrace your rightful place... as losers once again.. to

The Power

The Majesty

of the University of Texas.



http://cache.daylife.com/imageserve/01TD4la5q491W/610x.jpg

[UTgolfer]

:texan:
And also to say thanks to Kim for pulling his *** out of a decade long drought against the Euros.

Yeah, because he needed Kim on the first day when he won 2 points with Hunter Mahan, another Texan. And remind me who sunk a long putt to essentially win the Ryder Cup at Brookline?

[Bosley]

Three words for you "Burlington Coat Factory". Now who is trying to ignore reality?

Wait? What am I trying to ignore? That we had a student shop lift, and immediately get sent home?

ut was running a mini drug ring out of their effin locker room. The Mack Brown era = The Barry Switzer era - wins.

[Big Red Ron]

ut fans are just fussy that we own them in their greatest decade in football (since that Sooner was coaching them).

[Big Red Ron]

:texan:

Yeah, because he needed Kim on the first day when he won 2 points with Hunter Mahan, another Texan. And remind me who sunk a long putt to essentially win the Ryder Cup at Brookline?Mahan is an Okie Aggie. Leonard is the past and was never in his career as good as Kim is now (just getting started).

Next

[UTgolfer]

Wait? What am I trying to ignore? That we had a student shop lift, and immediately get sent home?

ut was running a mini drug ring out of their effin locker room. The Mack Brown era = The Barry Switzer era - wins.


If said player is still on your roster? If so, how can you claim to be a clean program? Isn't shoplifting a crime?

As for "running a mini drug ring ouf of their effin locker room"...dispense with the dramatic and baseless claims unless you can back it up with some proof. Don't have any do you? Just hollow accusations.

"Burlington Coat Factory"...you just can't past that one.

[oumartin]

Lid, you are famous. You made sports radio with your thread post

[Big Red Ron]

If said player is still on your roster? If so, how can you claim to be a clean program? Isn't shoplifting a crime?

As for "running a mini drug ring ouf of their effin locker room"...dispense with the dramatic and baseless claims unless you can back it up with some proof. Don't have any do you? Just hollow accusations.

"Burlington Coat Factory"...you just can't past that one.
We had a poor kid from TEXAS steal a coat. You have kids selling pot and God knows what else. Your smack is weak.

Claim Mahan but Granger's an Oklahoman? You are a typical myopic texan. Get a life dude.

[Bosley]

If said player is still on your roster? If so, how can you claim to be a clean program? Isn't shoplifting a crime?

As for "running a mini drug ring ouf of their effin locker room"...dispense with the dramatic and baseless claims unless you can back it up with some proof. Don't have any do you? Just hollow accusations.

"Burlington Coat Factory"...you just can't past that one.

Haha, do I need to post the list of ut felons again?

You guys get so stuffy when you hold on to the slightest little idiosyncrasies for dear life. You have two guys on your team RIGHT NOW with felony convictions. Selvin Young had a drug conviction felony and stayed on the team and got drafted. Nice..."hollow accusations" it was an exaggeration, need an example of that chief? Check out the first post on this thread moron. Dont get all butt hurt because you're a fan of the filthiest team in college sports. Book'em horns.

[DallasSooner87]

Oh..and another year proving that Stoopsie can't win the whole enchilada without John Blake's recruits isn't too bad....


And Mack can't get out of December bowls without VY. Next case.

[UTgolfer]

Mahan is an Okie Aggie. Leonard is the past and was never in his career as good as Kim is now (just getting started).

Next

Mahan is from Texas.

Leonard finished 8th in the FedEx Cup standings and 10th on the money list. Sounds like a has-been to me. In fairness Kim finished 6th and 6th, respectively on those lists.

Kim is good...never said otherwise. But the history of the PGA Tour is littered with players who were flashes in the pan. Not saying Kim is one...would frankly like to see him perform well and challenge Tiger for #1 in the world rankings. I frankly think he is one of the only young golfers capable because he plays aggressively but smart and is not afraid of the challenge.

[JohnnyMack]

Justin Leonard is a more accomplished golfer than Kim is.

[Big Red Ron]

Justin Leonard is a more accomplished golfer than Kim is.Sure he is, he's been a pro for more than a decade but he doesn't have the talent that Kim has. Kim is on pace to be closer to Tiger than Leonard.

[gundleok]

http://i223.photobucket.com/albums/dd120/boomertap30/English33.jpg

[UTgolfer]

Haha, do I need to post the list of ut felons again?

You guys get so stuffy when you hold on to the slightest little idiosyncrasies for dear life. You have two guys on your team RIGHT NOW with felony convictions. Selvin Young had a drug conviction felony and stayed on the team and got drafted. Nice..."hollow accusations" it was an exaggeration, need an example of that chief? Check out the first post on this thread moron. Dont get all butt hurt because you're a fan of the filthiest team in college sports. Book'em horns.

Having a hard time with "Burlington Coat Factory" aren't you?

[olevetonahill]

He's not kidding, people. Hell really is comin' with him...

http://img233.imageshack.us/img233/2729/hell2copyyf4.jpg

Am i the only one whos thinks lid looks like a bowling Ball, with a Uglyassed Green Bowtie ?

[badger]

Tehcks-ahss, Tehcks-ahss, Tehcks-ahss. We Tehcks-ahns caint stop talkin' bout Tehcks-ahss.

Tehcks-ahn: Bob Stoopid caint win without players from Tehcks-ahss.
Tehcks-ahn tew: Yeah, but then a'gin, we haf a millyun Tehcks-ahns in our hagh skewl programs.
Tehcks-ahn: Stoopid shunt be 'llowed ter cross the Red River.
Tehcks-ahn tew: Yeh, bud den 'gain, if'n we only 'llowed Tehcks-ahns to play in Tehcks-ahss, where'd they all go?
Tehcks-ahn: The University of Tehcks-ahss, Stoopid. Hey, yew 'lated to Bob Stoopid, Stoopid?
Tehcks-ahn tew: Hells, no, t'weren't never 'lated. But ain't that dern NCAA got rules 'bout Tehcks-ahss only 'llowed so many Tehcks-ahn recruit per year?
Tehcks-ahn: ... stoopid NCAA. They're probably run by fair weather fan cheatin' gooners.
Tehcks-ahn tew: And Bob Stoopid.
Tehcks-ahn: Yeah. OU Sucks.

[Big Red Ron]

Having a hard time with "Burlington Coat Factory" aren't you?
We had a poor kid from TEXAS steal a coat. You have kids selling pot and God knows what else. Your smack is weak.

Claim Mahan but Granger's an Oklahoman? You are a typical myopic texan. Get a life dude.

[Bosley]

Having a hard time with "Burlington Coat Factory" aren't you?

Not really, that's all you've got. So you put a death grip on it.

[UTgolfer]

Sure he is, he's been a pro for more than a decade but he doesn't have the talent that Kim has. Kim is on pace to be closer to Tiger than Leonard.


Kim has a much different game than Leonard, a game that is required on most Tour stops. But Leonard's game has improved dramatically the last 18 months since he is back with Randy Smith. Kim may be able to bomb the ball....but right now, today....who would want to hit a wedge and make a putt if your life depended on it?

[UTgolfer]

Not really, that's all you've got. So you put a death grip on it.

Kind of like the grip Granger had on the jacket, right?

[The Maestro]

Having a hard time with "Burlington Coat Factory" aren't you?

Let me help.

Granger stole a coat. Stupid. Foolish beyond belief. He knows it. We all know it.

Will that fact make you feel better if the Sooners beat the hell out of texas Saturday?

96th in pass defense and the best passing team you faced is...??? Rice? Colorado?

Get ready to talk wins in the 40's smack, coat stealing smack, BCS bowl game smack...just not "the here and now" smack!

[Big Red Ron]

Kim has a much different game than Leonard, a game that is required on most Tour stops. But Leonard's game has improved dramatically the last 18 months since he is back with Randy Smith. Kim may be able to bomb the ball....but right now, today....who would want to hit a wedge and make a putt if your life depended on it?
None of that matters. If I wanted to win a tournament, I'd pick Kim, hands down.

He managed to finish seventh at Royal Birkdale while finishing second-to-last in the field in putting.

Just go back and read that last sentence again and have a think about it.

Kim was the second worst putter in the entire field at the British Open and still managed to finish in seventh place. Had Kim putted even halfway decently at Royal Birkdale, he would have run away with his first major championship.

Guess what, Kim's putting is getting better, Leonard has topped out, kaput, finished, done. He is what he's always going to be, average.

[UTgolfer]

We had a poor kid from TEXAS steal a coat. You have kids selling pot and God knows what else. Your smack is weak.

Claim Mahan but Granger's an Oklahoman? You are a typical myopic texan. Get a life dude.

Are your comments supposed to carry extra meaning after you edit them and make them bold with a larger font?

[Big Red Ron]

Did I mention Granger's from Texas but you know what's even better? Our best DT is from Oklahoma City.

[mobilesteve]

Kim has a much different game than Leonard, a game that is required on most Tour stops. But Leonard's game has improved dramatically the last 18 months since he is back with Randy Smith. Kim may be able to bomb the ball....but right now, today....who would want to hit a wedge and make a putt if your life depended on it?

Am I on a golf board? Golf Smack? I guess after Saturday that's all the Whorns will have. Practice up!

[UTgolfer]

None of that matters. If I wanted to win a tournament, I'd pick Kim, hands down.

He managed to finish seventh at Royal Birkdale while finishing second-to-last in the field in putting.

Just go back and read that last sentence again and have a think about it.

Kim was the second worst putter in the entire field at the British Open and still managed to finish in seventh place. Had Kim putted even halfway decently at Royal Birkdale, he would have run away with his first major championship.

Guess what, Kim's putting is getting better, Leonard has topped out, kaput, finished, done. He is what he's always going to be, average.


That's the beauty of competitive golf...doesn't allow for "what-if's". What if Justin had made a putt on the 18th green at Whistling Straits...he'd have won the PGA Championship. And what if Justin hadn't bogeyed 18 at Carnoustie...he'd have 2 British Open Championships. Its what you have done...all that matters.

[UTgolfer]

;)
Did I mention Granger's from Texas but you know what's even better? Our best DT is from Oklahoma City.

As I said previously, neither school is perfect when it comes to this stuff. But I wasn't the occupant of the glass house that threw the first stone. And my thoughts regarding Granger are on the record on this board and easily found.

[OU86]

What ever happened to Ramonce Taylor?

[UTgolfer]

Let me help.

Granger stole a coat. Stupid. Foolish beyond belief. He knows it. We all know it.

Will that fact make you feel better if the Sooners beat the hell out of texas Saturday?

96th in pass defense and the best passing team you faced is...??? Rice? Colorado?

Get ready to talk wins in the 40's smack, coat stealing smack, BCS bowl game smack...just not "the here and now" smack!


Of course it was foolish! But I wasn't the idiot who wants to ignore it!

[Big Red Ron]

That's the beauty of competitive golf...doesn't allow for "what-if's". What if Justin had made a putt on the 18th green at Whistling Straits...he'd have won the PGA Championship. And what if Justin hadn't bogeyed 18 at Carnoustie...he'd have 2 British Open Championships. Its what you have done...all that matters.
Yep, so why are you asking me a what if question you air head?

In just his second year on the PGA Tour, Kim's already won more than $5 million. In 41 career starts, he got two victories -- both this year -- to go with eight other top 10s and 15 other top 25s. In his last four events, he won the AT&T National, tied for seventh at the British Open, shared eighth at the Canadian Open and lead the US in it's first win against the Euro's in a looong time.

[UTgolfer]

Yep, so why are you asking me a what if question you air head?

In just his second year on the PGA Tour, Kim's already won more than $5 million. In 41 career starts, he got two victories -- both this year -- to go with eight other top 10s and 15 other top 25s. In his last four events, he won the AT&T National, tied for seventh at the British Open, shared eighth at the Canadian Open and lead the US in it's first win against the Euro's in a looong time.

Is sarcasm a concept you understand?

[fossil]

That's cute. I'm amazed that you typed that so well what with all the fear trembling you must've been doing.

:P Heck, he didn't type that/ That's what he has a paralegal for. Heh.

[BlondeSoonerGirl]

This thread is getting gayer than a box of cranks.

[The Maestro]

Of course it was foolish! But I wasn't the idiot who wants to ignore it!

Well, let's stick to football. Your team vs. ours. Golf, theft, drugs, academics and all that stuff ain't gonna matter come 11:00 a.m. central time on Saturday. But I figure by 3 p.m. it will to you again. So enjoy all that.

[stoopified]

I have always heard that lawyers have the best drugs and TexLid's delusional rant proves it.

[UTgolfer]

Well, let's stick to football. Your team vs. ours. Golf, theft, drugs, academics and all that stuff ain't gonna matter come 11:00 a.m. central time on Saturday. But I figure by 3 p.m. it will to you again. So enjoy all that.


Nope...but to your comrade in DC it will!

But since we are back to football...exactly what powerhouse defensive units have you guys faced?

[CK Sooner]

Nope...but to your comrade in DC it will!

But since we are back to football...exactly what powerhouse defensive units have you guys faced?

TCU had the #1 defense in the country.

How about you guy's?

[TexasLidig8r]

bwahahahahahahahaha!!!

We made the radio! Excellent.

Channel 8 last month... Presumably the Ticket this month!

Oh wait.. the radio... that's something we have down here in Dallas... it requires electricity... No wonder that's a foreign concept to you okies!

And THIS will get your blood circulating!!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FgbD5hgRBWA

[soonermagicgirl]

Just look at the pics below....

enough said....

http://i112.photobucket.com/albums/n200/mexicnfmle/ebay/th_outx006.jpg (http://i112.photobucket.com/albums/n200/mexicnfmle/ebay/outx006.jpg)
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http://i112.photobucket.com/albums/n200/mexicnfmle/ebay/th_outx004.jpg (http://i112.photobucket.com/albums/n200/mexicnfmle/ebay/outx004.jpg)
http://i112.photobucket.com/albums/n200/mexicnfmle/ebay/th_outx003.jpg (http://i112.photobucket.com/albums/n200/mexicnfmle/ebay/outx003.jpg)

[UTgolfer]

TCU had the #1 defense in the country.

How about you guy's?

And who had they played to get that ranking? Nobody...and you guys proved it.

[frankensooner]

I have always heard that lawyers have the best drugs and TexLid's delusional rant proves it.

Lawyers are drunks, Doctors have the good drugs.

[soonermagicgirl]

I have a question...

How do you starve a longhorn fan?.........................



Hide the foodstamps under the soap.............

[Jason White's Third Knee]

bwahahahahahahahaha!!!

We made the radio! Excellent.

Channel 8 last month... Presumably the Ticket this month!

Oh wait.. the radio... that's something we have down here in Dallas... it requires electricity... No wonder that's a foreign concept to you okies!

And THIS will get your blood circulating!!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FgbD5hgRBWA



Sounded like prison cells slamming shut every 3/4s of a second. Appropriate.

[CK Sooner]

And who had they played to get that ranking? Nobody...and you guys proved it.

And who have you guys played?

Exactly.

[Jason White's Third Knee]

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1239/1391158438_8f70807cb2.jpg
.

[Big Red Ron]

ut fans are just fussy that we own them in their greatest decade in football (since that Sooner was coaching them).
I'll say it again for those just joining us.


:D

[UTgolfer]

And who have you guys played?

Exactly.

Come on...Rice baby!

Expecting a good game Saturday....teams match up well on paper.

[The Maestro]

And who had they played to get that ranking? Nobody...and you guys proved it.

What is your basis for thinking Texas will win? Your quarterback is your leading rusher and you don't run the wishbone. He is in the top ten in Heisman polls and effeciency. AND YOU WOULD GIVE LANCE ARMSTRONG'S OTHER NUT TO TRADE US QB'S!!!!

Your DB's are totally untested and we have the most balanced receiving corps in the nation. Our tight end is going to play in the NFL real soon. Your tight end, sad to say, (and I mean that for the kid) had his knee turned into a slinky.

The head game between the two coaches is a mismatch. You can't deny that.

Bob Stoops has NEVER had his first loss of a season come against Texas. He embraced how big this game is from day one (see the first quarter of his first OU-texas game, even though it didn't hold up then).

Other than Colt, who do you have on offense that can beat OU? You couldn't beat OU in the days of TFRW and B.J. Johnson, how can you now?

I am just a realist, myself. In 2005, I knew we had very little chance. 2006 was a toss up. This texas team reminds me of 2000 and 2003 versions, A LOT! What happened those years?

We shall see, but I honestly believe some truth serum (or, in your case, truth semen) would show that you really don't give the horns much of a chance.

[TexasLidig8r]

What is your basis for thinking Texas will win? Your quarterback is your leading rusher and you don't run the wishbone. He is in the top ten in Heisman polls and effeciency. AND YOU WOULD GIVE LANCE ARMSTRONG'S OTHER NUT TO TRADE US QB'S!!!!

Your DB's are totally untested and we have the most balanced receiving corps in the nation. Our tight end is going to play in the NFL real soon. Your tight end, sad to say, (and I mean that for the kid) had his knee turned into a slinky.

The head game between the two coaches is a mismatch. You can't deny that.

Bob Stoops has NEVER had his first loss of a season come against Texas. He embraced how big this game is from day one (see the first quarter of his first OU-texas game, even though it didn't hold up then).

Other than Colt, who do you have on offense that can beat OU? You couldn't beat OU in the days of TFRW and B.J. Johnson, how can you now?

I am just a realist, myself. In 2005, I knew we had very little chance. 2006 was a toss up. This texas team reminds me of 2000 and 2003 versions, A LOT! What happened those years?

We shall see, but I honestly believe some truth serum (or, in your case, truth semen) would show that you really don't give the horns much of a chance.

ah Crap Maestro.. are going to have to talk seriously? It's too early in the week for that.

if we must though... look at the UT offensive line compared to last year. Lat year it was decimated by injuries.. Dockery trying to come back from surgery the year before and being just a shell.. Ulatoski being injured.. replacing 3 NFL linemen who started for UT.. that showed in the manner in which Colt played.

This year's edition is stronger, more consistent, faster and more cohesive.. this shows up in Colt's statistics and decision making skills.

With Granger presumably out, and even if he does come back, how effective will he be?.. and your McCoy being dinged up last week... with relatively untested cornerbacks and largely unproven linebackers... The Texas offense matches up well.

[CK Sooner]

ah Crap Maestro.. are going to have to talk seriously? It's too early in the week for that.

if we must though... look at the UT offensive line compared to last year. Lat year it was decimated by injuries.. Dockery trying to come back from surgery the year before and being just a shell.. Ulatoski being injured.. replacing 3 NFL linemen who started for UT.. that showed in the manner in which Colt played.

This year's edition is stronger, more consistent, faster and more cohesive.. this shows up in Colt's statistics and decision making skills.

With Granger presumably out, and even if he does come back, how effective will he be?.. and your McCoy being dinged up last week... with relatively untested cornerbacks and largely unproven linebackers... The Texas offense matches up well.

Stoops stated that Granger would be back.

Mccoy will be fine.

[The Maestro]

ah Crap Maestro.. are going to have to talk seriously? It's too early in the week for that.

if we must though... look at the UT offensive line compared to last year. Lat year it was decimated by injuries.. Dockery trying to come back from surgery the year before and being just a shell.. Ulatoski being injured.. replacing 3 NFL linemen who started for UT.. that showed in the manner in which Colt played.

This year's edition is stronger, more consistent, faster and more cohesive.. this shows up in Colt's statistics and decision making skills.

With Granger presumably out, and even if he does come back, how effective will he be?.. and your McCoy being dinged up last week... with relatively untested cornerbacks and largely unproven linebackers... The Texas offense matches up well.

Mentioning your O-line and our D-line injuries doesn't tell me a few things.

Who are your offensive weapons not named Colt (by the way, has he filed a lawsuit against his parents yet? Colt? Who does that?) that can beat OU and how is that vaunted pass defense gonna stop the QB you covet and secretly admire?

The horns could score 30...and still lose by double digits.

[Big Red Ron]

Come on...Rice baby!

Expecting a good game Saturday....teams match up well on paper.7.5 point dogs don't match up well on paper.

[Bosley]

Of course it was foolish! But I wasn't the idiot who wants to ignore it!

He has to bring it up as often as possible. If he lets up then the cold reality that the past 10 years of texas football has produced some of the worst citizens in the the sports community. He's trying to forget the fact that the team he cheers on consistently produces felons and has given the team one of the worst reputations in sports. No one is forgetting the despicable actions taken place at said "Burlington Coat Factory", but it looks like someone is in a fit of denial about the reputation of ut's team of convicts. Book'em horns.

[Lott's Bandana]

I would like to make a formal request that we stop using the term 'weak sauce' in the forum.


It's just awkward.


I like "weaksauce". :P

And awkward is one of those feelings that proves YOU'RE ALIVE!! :D

Ok, back to the show...
:pop:

[TexasLidig8r]

He has to bring it up as often as possible. If he lets up then the cold reality that the past 10 years of texas football has produced some of the worst citizens in the the sports community. He's trying to forget the fact that the team he cheers on consistently produces felons and has given the team one of the worst reputations in sports. No one is forgetting the despicable actions taken place at said "Burlington Coat Factory", but it looks like someone is in a fit of denial about the reputation of ut's team of convicts. Book'em horns.

That comes from a man who doesn't know the difference between a felony and misdemeanor. :rolleyes:

And the reputation of UT's team is that Mack took care of business, kicked off the young adults who committed those acts.. see.. Ramonce Taylor (who was not even on the team when arrested).. Robert Joseph... suspended then kicked off before convicted.. Andre Jones... suspended and not allowed back...

Worst citizens in the sports community? How far do you want to go back? 20 years? (I bet you don't)... how about a recruit convicted of bringing a fire arm on school property?.... stealing a coat? Stealing and using a gas card?.. checking in for work and then not working?

In terms of "worst reputation in sports," look no further than the mirror.

[OU86]

I wonder if Cedric Benson ever found his TV?

[OUstudent4life]

Q just scored again. :D

texas + Greg Davis - Vincent Young = succs

...but an A+ at clapping.

[Bosley]

That comes from a man who doesn't know the difference between a felony and misdemeanor. :rolleyes:

And the reputation of UT's team is that Mack took care of business, kicked off the young adults who committed those acts.. see.. Ramonce Taylor (who was not even on the team when arrested).. Robert Joseph... suspended then kicked off before convicted.. Andre Jones... suspended and not allowed back...

Worst citizens in the sports community? How far do you want to go back? 20 years? (I bet you don't)... how about a recruit convicted of bringing a fire arm on school property?.... stealing a coat? Stealing and using a gas card?.. checking in for work and then not working?

In terms of "worst reputation in sports," look no further than the mirror.

I knew someone would revert back to a time before I was a twinkle in my dads eye. It's all you guys have.

Fire arms, lets not talk about fire arms and ut...or bell towers...

I dont feel like going back to a time when the soviet union was launching its Mir Space station anyway....lets go back just....two years?

http://sports.espn.go.com/ncf/news/story?id=2573024

[TexasLidig8r]

I knew someone would revert back to a time before I was a twinkle in my dads eye. It's all you guys have.

Fire arms, lets not talk about fire arms and ut...or bell towers...

I dont feel like going back to a time when the soviet union was launching its Mir Space station anyway....lets go back just....two years?

http://sports.espn.go.com/ncf/news/story?id=2573024

of course you don't want to look at the totality of the circumstances..it would prove how incredibly wrong you are. Like most fans of morally bankrupt programs, you do not wish to see all.

You were talking about felonies.. READ THE ARTICLE.. better yet.. read the first two paragraphs of the article.. do you see the word.. "misdemeanor?"

I know for a lot of okies, like yourself obviously, you cannot differentiate between the types of instances, especially with your "win at any and all costs" attitude...

By the way, Brown was suspended for that Ohio State game.

Oh.. and congratulations for once again, not addressing the other issues presented...

Now. this wouldn't be a pic of you and your blushing beautiful bride would it?

http://i156.photobucket.com/albums/t17/jdonaldmiller/WhiteTrash.jpg

[UTgolfer]

Fire arms, lets not talk about fire arms and ut...or bell towers...


One classy move there buddy.

[The Maestro]

Criminal smack is so boring...when can we get on to academia and get those over with and get back to football?

And how soon after the game Saturday do horn fans wait to book their trip to San Diego? Or do those trips automatically renew themselves?

[Lott's Bandana]

Fire arms, lets not talk about fire arms and ut...or bell towers...


One classy move there buddy.

Like some of the earlier photos posted?

Hey whornduffer, you chose to click on the link that says, "register".

[Bosley]

Fire arms, lets not talk about fire arms and ut...or bell towers...


One classy move there buddy.

About as classy as the picture that just got posted. When all else fails....

You guys are hilarious.

[CK Sooner]

Lets not forget about Cedric Benson.

[UTgolfer]

Lets not forget about Cedric Benson.

maestro was right...this is boring...cause you got nothin'.

[UTgolfer]

Lets not forget about Cedric Benson.

maestro was right...this is boring...cause you got nothin'.

[CK Sooner]

maestro was right...this is boring...cause you got nothin'.

How is that nothing?

Texas sure knows how to teach their players class. :rolleyes:

[badger]

Why is Lid still green? would it be possible to turn him red without turning orange?

:les: MOD INTERVENTION NEEDED!

[Bosley]

of course you don't want to look at the totality of the circumstances..it would prove how incredibly wrong you are. Like most fans of morally bankrupt programs, you do not wish to see all.

You were talking about felonies.. READ THE ARTICLE.. better yet.. read the first two paragraphs of the article.. do you see the word.. "misdemeanor?"

I know for a lot of okies, like yourself obviously, you cannot differentiate between the types of instances, especially with your "win at any and all costs" attitude...

By the way, Brown was suspended for that Ohio State game.

Oh.. and congratulations for once again, not addressing the other issues presented...

Now. this wouldn't be a pic of you and your blushing beautiful bride would it?

http://i156.photobucket.com/albums/t17/jdonaldmiller/WhiteTrash.jpg

For the record I took several law and contract classes in undergrad at ou before making my way out east. I know what the difference in misdemeanor and felony are. You guys dont stop with the focus of minor idiosyncrasies do you to advert attention for the main point. You are a lawyer.


Hahahaha, he was suspended for one game.....on drug and firearms charges....nice....glad that rock hard ethics program on the football team is being put to good use.

Addressing WHAT other issues? Win at any cost? Last time we had a few starters including our 5 star quarterback breaking the rules we packed their bags and sent them home. We didn't suspend them for a game.

You're the ones that nit picked this from my first post in the first place. Hilarious.

[C&CDean]

No, you wanna know what's boring Mr. Doublepost Longwhorn dickweed? What's boring is you, and your stuck in a rut "Burlington Coat Factory." At least with the gay golf smack you had a smidge of a clue.

So, how about staying out of Lid's way here. You're not helping him. You're pretty much just sounding like his retarded little step brother. Lid, you got a retarded step brother who plays with balls?

[UTgolfer]

How is that nothing?

Texas sure knows how to teach their players class. :rolleyes:

Kind of like learning how to punch in and get paid for work not performed? Probably learned that in the same course where another player learned to shoplift? That the kind of teaching you are referring to? Oh...and lets not forget the course in stealing and using gas cards? Quite an academic record you guys have.

Please.

[SteelClip49]

Todd Hamilton > Justin Leonard

[TexasLidig8r]

Why is Lid still green? would it be possible to turn him red without turning orange?

:les MOD INTERVENTION NEEDED!

NOW NOW Little Badj!!!!

Even my blood is burnt orange...

and Badj.. just so you never forget...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3BXLsl-3YhI&feature=related

[OU86]

No, you wanna know what's boring Mr. Doublepost Longwhorn dickweed? What's boring is you, and your stuck in a rut "Burlington Coat Factory." At least with the gay golf smack you had a smidge of a clue.

So, how about staying out of Lid's way here. You're not helping him. You're pretty much just sounding like his retarded little step brother. Lid, you got a retarded step brother who plays with balls?

Seriously PMSL :D

[josh09]

This thread.....is AWESOME

[cheezyq]

Dude, I love OU/Texas week....all the college football ignorance in the universe accumulates into one town called Austin, a rampage of azzhat fans wearing baby **** orange, all worshipping a slow bloated cow named bevo.

[MyT Oklahoma]

The most over rated No. 1 team in the history of God would be Ohio State University in 2006 but that is totally irrelevant to this discussion. Talk is cheap see you on Saturday.

Sooners 35.. UT 24.
_________________________________________
"This is the voice of The Sooner Football Network."

[badger]

Quite an academic record you guys have.
Ooo, wanna compare grad rates, Texas?

Our 44 percent football graduation rate FAR outshines your 42 percent! Such crappy graduation rates make you second-to-last, only in front of Georgia among the college football Top 25 last year!

Linky. (http://www.usatoday.com/sports/college/2007-10-04-graduation-polls_N.htm)

Texas football: We coddle you, care for you, and give you hugs, but who gives an eff about your academics?

[UTgolfer]

Ooo, wanna compare grad rates, Texas?

Our 44 percent football graduation rate FAR outshines your 42 percent! Such crappy graduation rates make you second-to-last, only in front of Georgia among the college football Top 25 last year!

Linky. (http://www.usatoday.com/sports/college/2007-10-04-graduation-polls_N.htm)

Texas football: We coddle you, care for you, and give you hugs, but who gives an eff about your academics?

Seriously....second time in a day that the concept of sarcasm has evaded you.

[Stoop Dawg]

I think Q just scored again.

[The Maestro]

Oh boy...here come the grad rates, Rhodes Scholars and all that crap that no one cares about when the game starts. Or, in my case, ever!

[TexasLidig8r]

Ooo, wanna compare grad rates, Texas?

Our 44 percent football graduation rate FAR outshines your 42 percent! Such crappy graduation rates make you second-to-last, only in front of Georgia among the college football Top 25 last year!

Linky. (http://www.usatoday.com/sports/college/2007-10-04-graduation-polls_N.htm)

Texas football: We coddle you, care for you, and give you hugs, but who gives an eff about your academics?

badj.. badj.. badj...

When all you have to do is take .. Remedial Engrish 1 and 2, How to Punch a Time Card (AP course)... The Social History of Chasing Your Sister 403 and Introduction to Counting on your Fingers and Toes 302.. of course your graduation rate is gonna be higher!

The required courseload for Texas is much more difficult... How to Play the Bongos... Weedsmoking- To Inhale or Not... History of Rock and Roll... and Social Liberalism and Economic Conservatism...

;)

[MyT Oklahoma]

Seriously, is anybody getting any meaningful work done today? Yeah that's what I thought. Is this a great country or what?
_________________________________________
"This is the voice of The Sooner Football Network."

[badger]

NOW NOW Little Badj!!!!

Even my blood is burnt orange...

If you're so burnt orange, then why, oh why, will you not stake your avatar and sig against little badj?

Oh, when I think of burnt orange, so many things come to mind:

http://dyn-images.hsn.com/is/image/HomeShoppingNetwork/1025953?$pd400$
Makes your skin so orange that you may never go back to natural tanning again... unless you want your tan to look real.

http://www.bobsboots.com/CDs/Logos/sickcat.JPG
Dang it, cat - NO MORE MEOW MIX FOR YOU! Ewww, that's so gross. And it smells weird...

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/5/19970702_e904520cc0.jpg?v=0
Oh dear, why oh why did they try to cook an orange? Oh well, one more thing to pelt at the game Saturday!

:P

[badger]

Seriously, is anybody getting any meaningful work done today? Yeah that's what I thought. Is this a great country or what?
_________________________________________
"This is the voice of The Sooner Football Network."

I've attended several meetings and have been quite productive - I credit this to posting here instead of taking cigarette breaks like colleagues when I need a break.

Posting on SF.com: A more healthy break than smoking. :mack:

Oh... now where was I... ah yes, graduation rates and Lid trying to make it sound like Texas classes are really difficult compared to OU. Why don't we let an impartial decided decide?

http://www.espn.go.com/media/pg2/2006/0301/photo/a_young_195.jpg
Derp derp, a six on the Wonderlic?! :D

[OU86]

I've attended several meetings and have been quite productive - I credit this to posting here instead of taking cigarette breaks like colleagues when I need a break.

Posting on SF.com: A more healthy break than smoking. :mack:

Oh... now where was I... ah yes, graduation rates and Lid trying to make it sound like Texas classes are really difficult compared to OU. Why don't we let an impartial decided decide?

http://www.espn.go.com/media/pg2/2006/0301/photo/a_young_195.jpg
Derp derp, a six on the Wonderlic?! :D

I have degrees from both OU and UT. I must admit that "Social Liberalism and Economic Conservatism" is harder than you might think.

[TexasLidig8r]

Now THIS.. deer badj.. and all others.. is why the game can never leave Fair Park.. and what makes this week.. like no other...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yCpMwQLg9Gk&feature=related

[BoonesFarmSooner]

So, how about staying out of Lid's way here. You're not helping him. You're pretty much just sounding like his retarded little step brother.


$$$

[Lott's Bandana]

Criminal smack is so boring...when can we get on to academia and get those over with and get back to football?

And how soon after the game Saturday do horn fans wait to book their trip to San Diego? Or do those trips automatically renew themselves?

Oh the revelry of those annual whorn San Diego bowl games!!


http://www.quickpicturehost.com/images/qph-1223327724.jpg

[sooneron]

Kind of like learning how to punch in and get paid for work not performed? Probably learned that in the same course where another player learned to shoplift? That the kind of teaching you are referring to? Oh...and lets not forget the course in stealing and using gas cards? Quite an academic record you guys have.

Please.

Geez you are like a retard humping a doorknob or something. How hard is it to comprehend that Broyles had a friend that worked for said gas station. The worker GAVE the keys or card to Broyles and he gassed up. I'm willing to bet that many people on here back innaday would have taken advantage if the situation presented itself when they were in college or 18 years old. Of course, gas was about a buck o five when I was in school.
He never STOLE a gas card.

[sooneron]

Now THIS.. deer badj.. and all others.. is why the game can never leave Fair Park.. and what makes this week.. like no other...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yCpMwQLg9Gk&feature=related

Dude, learn how to ****ing post a youtube video! It's pretty easy actually, just quote a post where someone did it the right way. Even a ****ing ambulance chasing transgender fag like yourself can probably connect the dots when you see how it's done.


pathetic

[Soonermagik]

NEWS FLASH: Granger is practicing this week and is expected to play.

This game has national title implications and may be one of the more exciting RRS games we get to watch. I would much rather seek both teams ranked high then to have a mismatch.

[UTgolfer]

NEWS FLASH: Granger is practicing this week and is expected to play.

This game has national title implications and may be one of the more exciting RRS games we get to watch. I would much rather seek both teams ranked high then to have a mismatch.


Lost track...but what was the actual diagnosis for his injury?

[C&CDean]

NEWS FLASH: Granger is practicing this week and is expected to play.

This game has national title implications and may be one of the more exciting RRS games we get to watch. I would much rather seek both teams ranked high then to have a mismatch.

**** an exciting game.

I wanna beat them so bad they gotta suit up a couple of the coronet blowing gingerbread fags with the plastic cowboy hats.

I want them to wish it was only 65-13. I want Landry Jones to come outta redshirt and throw for 6 TDs to our wideouts with duplicate numbers.

I want Mack to be completely speechless at the end of the game.

I want to see stunned burnt orange frat boys and fat chicks in skirts and boots wailing like little bitches.

I want the reflection from the empty bleacher seats on their end to be blinding me by halftime.

I want to rip their pointy heads off, **** down their necks, and have the horsepigs butt **** bevo to death.

I actually wanna see an ESPN anchor start any college football show with "OU......." rather than "Mizzu, Texas, LSU, ....and OU."

**** a close game. My gut can't handle a close game.

[tomtom]

I got nothing.

[olevetonahill]

What Dean said.

[soonerborn45]

That's right Lott.. OU should win the game by a brajjillion points....

Just like..

They shouldve beaten West Virginny...

They shouldve beaten Boise State...

They shouldve beaten Colorado last year...

You didn't
You won't

IT IS YOUR DENSITY!!!!!

Good one McFly! Because you guys win every single game don't you, Kansas State, Texas A&M, yeah you guys never lose.

[StoopTroup]

BEAT THAT SUMBEACH! :D

Maybe it's still got some life left in it for the 2nd half!


http://cache.daylife.com/imageserve/01TD4la5q491W/610x.jpg

[OUinFLA]

What ever y'all do, do NOT KILL Lid.
He still owes me dinner for an OU victory over the hapless horns from a few years ago.


......... I am still optimistic he will pay up.
but, not if he's dead.

[StoopTroup]

What he said plus...I want to cattle prod BEVO while Lid is on his back...


**** an exciting game.

I wanna beat them so bad they gotta suit up a couple of the coronet blowing gingerbread fags with the plastic cowboy hats.

I want them to wish it was only 65-13. I want Landry Jones to come outta redshirt and throw for 6 TDs to our wideouts with duplicate numbers.

I want Mack to be completely speechless at the end of the game.

I want to see stunned burnt orange frat boys and fat chicks in skirts and boots wailing like little bitches.

I want the reflection from the empty bleacher seats on their end to be blinding me by halftime.

I want to rip their pointy heads off, **** down their necks, and have the horsepigs butt **** bevo to death.

I actually wanna see an ESPN anchor start any college football show with "OU......." rather than "Mizzu, Texas, LSU, ....and OU."

**** a close game. My gut can't handle a close game.

[picasso]

NO NO NO NO....

I'm a Libertarian.. and an apathetic one at that!

I will bait Johnny Mack and Los Angeles Sooner to spew forth their liberal agenda.. and at the same time... will bait Tuba and his merry band of conservatives with equal enthusiasm.

Oh..and another year proving that Stoopsie can't win the whole enchilada without John Blake's recruits isn't too bad....

bwahahahahahahahahahaahaha!!!

oh no I wasn't implying you went one way or the other, politico nuts apply to all sides.:D

btw, you're a genius, just blitz and pressure Bradford into bad throws! You've solved the football puzzle.

[olevetonahill]

What ever y'all do, do NOT KILL Lid.
He still owes me dinner for an OU victory over the hapless horns from a few years ago.


......... I am still optimistic he will pay up.
but, not if he's dead.

So yer sayin Lid welched on a Bet ?Im shocked after he said the Nasties to GDC, Back in the day;)

[picasso]

enough golf smack. sheesh. Texas doesn't take a backseat to any state when it comes to golf.

same thing with titles in February.

[StoopTroup]

TEXAS SUX ! ! !

[OUinFLA]

So yer sayin Lid welched on a Bet ?Im shocked after he said the Nasties to GDC, Back in the day;)


well......... I wouldn't say he exactly welshed............ it's been a logitics problem. It's kinda comforting to think that the horn owes me.

[anglachel]

How does a school with "I've Been Working on the Railroad" as their OFFICIAL song have the right to make fun of anyone?

[olevetonahill]

well......... I wouldn't say he exactly welshed............ it's been a logitics problem. It's kinda comforting to think that the horn owes me.

Better to be owed than ever collect.

[badger]

I just want to win :O

[Brons2]

Attention all whorns (especially Lid, who is not really a whorn, but a chicken for not taking the bet yet):
This is you:
http://www.dshs.state.tx.us/vs/field/images/jodyconradt.jpg
This is OU:
http://www.noble.org/press_release/profiles-perspectives/2004-05/Coale.jpg
...and texas still sucks :D


that's a pretty marginal improvement :rolleyes:

[TexasLidig8r]

How does a school with "I've Been Working on the Railroad" as their OFFICIAL song have the right to make fun of anyone?

that comes from a person supporting a school that has TWO words in its entire song... I can see the debate from years ago..

"Well Cletus.. we need to thunk of a skool song er somethin."

"I know Leeroy.. but.. whut kin it be?"

"Hell Cletus.. I don't know... let's make it diffi.. err.. compl... err.. hard."

"ok Leeroy.. hmmm.. let's see.. we're sooners... that ougghta be a werd huh?"

"shooott Cletus.. that's a good un... now.. whut reims wiff.. uh..sooner."

"uh.. I dunna.. gooner?...."

"Nah.. shooot.. AH KNOW.... Bummer!"

"Leeroy, ya mohran.. that don't reim... how bout.. uhh.. Boomer."

"CLETUS.. you be a genius!.. let's jes sing them thar words over and over and over agin.. so we can remember them."

and THAT is the derivation of.. Boomer Sooner...

The most pedantic fight song in all of college sports.

[Brons2]

and fat chicks in skirts and boots.

They'll be wearing crimson and cream...

[TexasLidig8r]

Good one McFly! Because you guys win every single game don't you, Kansas State, Texas A&M, yeah you guys never lose to schools from non-BCS conferences....

Like..oh.. TCU.. and oh.. hmmm.. Boise State...

[picasso]

They'll be wearing crimson and cream...

and you'll be hitting on them just like you do every night at the 7 eleven.

[picasso]

Like..oh.. TCU.. and oh.. hmmm.. Boise State...
scoreboard bitch!

[Brons2]

and you'll be hitting on them just like you do every night at the 7 eleven.

Word. No shame in my game :D

[Half a Hundred]

Like..oh.. TCU.. and oh.. hmmm.. Boise State...

Hmm, something interesting about those teams pops into mind, can't quite put my finger on it... OH YEAH!

TCU had one loss and Boise State had none whatsoever in those particular seasons. Now, if you'd like to talk about that 2006 Big XII South title you should have had (and possible berth to the second straight MNC game that would have entailed) provided you won one of two games against marginal competition, then by all means have a choking conversation.

[OU86]

that comes from a person supporting a school that has TWO words in its entire song... I can see the debate from years ago..

"Well Cletus.. we need to thunk of a skool song er somethin."

"I know Leeroy.. but.. whut kin it be?"

"Hell Cletus.. I don't know... let's make it diffi.. err.. compl... err.. hard."

"ok Leeroy.. hmmm.. let's see.. we're sooners... that ougghta be a werd huh?"

"shooott Cletus.. that's a good un... now.. whut reims wiff.. uh..sooner."

"uh.. I dunna.. gooner?...."

"Nah.. shooot.. AH KNOW.... Bummer!"

"Leeroy, ya mohran.. that don't reim... how bout.. uhh.. Boomer."

"CLETUS.. you be a genius!.. let's jes sing them thar words over and over and over agin.. so we can remember them."

and THAT is the derivation of.. Boomer Sooner...

The most pedantic fight song in all of college sports.

Fight song smack. That's so sad I PMSL.

Pedantic means overly ostentatious in displaying one's learning. So you're saying our fight song is too ostentatiously learned? Whatever. I guess it makes sense coming from a school whose fight song is a note for note rip off of song beloved by 4 year olds everywhere. Impressive.

BTW our fight song is an arrangment combining portions of the fight songs of both Yale and North Carolina, both fine institutions, neither of which has ever complained. Original. Perhaps not. But at least we won't be sued for copyright infringement by North Austin Montessori.

[goingoneight]

Lid's pretty good at fishing for n00bs, I'll give him that much.

[olevetonahill]

If you're so burnt orange, then why, oh why, will you not stake your avatar and sig against little badj?

Oh, when I think of burnt orange, so many things come to mind:

http://dyn-images.hsn.com/is/image/HomeShoppingNetwork/1025953?$pd400$
Makes your skin so orange that you may never go back to natural tanning again... unless you want your tan to look real.

http://www.bobsboots.com/CDs/Logos/sickcat.JPG
Dang it, cat - NO MORE MEOW MIX FOR YOU! Ewww, that's so gross. And it smells weird...

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/5/19970702_e904520cc0.jpg?v=0
Oh dear, why oh why did they try to cook an orange? Oh well, one more thing to pelt at the game Saturday!

:P

Cause hes a ***** :rolleyes:

[OUthunder]

12 pages, heh.

[Soonerus]

I guess Lid is not working this week...geez...

[MyT Oklahoma]

This is too good not to share as many times as possible with OUr dear southern neighbors.

http://www.soonersports.com/sports/m-footbl/archive/100608aae.html
_________________________________________
"This is the voice of The Sooner Football Network."

[Collier11]

http://www.ut-hookem.com/images/sooner_fan.jpg

A photoshopped pic, is that really all you got?

[Collier11]

Three words for you "Burlington Coat Factory". Now who is trying to ignore reality?

You guys really have nothing dont you

[olevetonahill]

You guys really have nothing dont you

they are :texan: s so you know they have No Balls.

[Collier11]

:texan:

Yeah, because he needed Kim on the first day when he won 2 points with Hunter Mahan, another Texan. And remind me who sunk a long putt to essentially win the Ryder Cup at Brookline?

Mahan went to osu but if you want to go by that logic, Granger is from Texas as well as Bomar so which one do you really want?


Wait? What am I trying to ignore? That we had a student shop lift, and immediately get sent home?

ut was running a mini drug ring out of their effin locker room. The Mack Brown era = The Barry Switzer era - wins.

Drugs>Shoplifting...just saying


Nope...but to your comrade in DC it will!

But since we are back to football...exactly what powerhouse defensive units have you guys faced?

Guess you guys missed out that we played the #1 D in the nation as well as a D(cincy) who has 6 potential NFL draft picks, I guess youd didnt see that while playing arky, rice, and utep


Kind of like learning how to punch in and get paid for work not performed? Probably learned that in the same course where another player learned to shoplift? That the kind of teaching you are referring to? Oh...and lets not forget the course in stealing and using gas cards? Quite an academic record you guys have.

Please.

how does a guy doing something illegal and immediately getting kicked off the team reflect badly on us, Broyles didnt steal a gas card numb nuts, as far as the shoplifting goes, everyone deserves a second chance...you guys should understand that since your school lives by that mantra


that comes from a person supporting a school that has TWO words in its entire song... I can see the debate from years ago..

"Well Cletus.. we need to thunk of a skool song er somethin."

"I know Leeroy.. but.. whut kin it be?"

"Hell Cletus.. I don't know... let's make it diffi.. err.. compl... err.. hard."

"ok Leeroy.. hmmm.. let's see.. we're sooners... that ougghta be a werd huh?"

"shooott Cletus.. that's a good un... now.. whut reims wiff.. uh..sooner."

"uh.. I dunna.. gooner?...."

"Nah.. shooot.. AH KNOW.... Bummer!"

"Leeroy, ya mohran.. that don't reim... how bout.. uhh.. Boomer."

"CLETUS.. you be a genius!.. let's jes sing them thar words over and over and over agin.. so we can remember them."

and THAT is the derivation of.. Boomer Sooner...

The most pedantic fight song in all of college sports.

when all else fails bring in fight song smack, since that was written in like 1930...come on now lid


Like..oh.. TCU.. and oh.. hmmm.. Boise State...


A&M twice, Kstate twice, as long as we are bringing up the past, how much fun were all of those holiday bowls? Didnt Stanford rout you guys several years ago, oh and how many conf titles does Mack Brown have in his 20+ yr career because im pretty sure he could fit them all in his back pocket


they are :texan: s so you know they have No Balls.


That is true, and the golfer guy reminds me of corky from life goes on

[yur-out]

Like..oh.. TCU.. and oh.. hmmm.. Boise State...

You know what really was bad Lid, is the fact we lost to TCU when they weren't even ranked .......(of course we did get a little revenge this year by beating them while they were ranked)....and Boise State, yeah they made us look bad. Now what REALLY stinks about that loss is that we weren't even supposed to be in that game. There was this other team that was in the driver's seat, but they choked their last two games and aloud us to back into that game. I can't remember who that team was, but I do remember them saying, "Take our place in the conference championship game because we already have Holiday Reservations".
And how can you not mention again Lid West Virgiiny. I mean there is another embarrassing loss. The funny point here is, if that team that had Holiday reservations the year before, hadn't decided they liked the place so much they would like to go back, they would've been the ones playing WV. Damn those Holiday Reservations!
BTW Lid, have you made your Holiday reservations for this year yet (or are you waiting for after Saturday to try and get a group rate)?

[tulsaoilerfan]

Damn i'm glad this game actually means something again; thinking about how bad it was 10 years ago makes me puke

[tulsaoilerfan]

Lid's good people. For a horn fan.

And talking bowl smack instead of the fact your coach is about to be 4-7 against your big brother of the north is weak sauce.

You just better hope that your front 7 can slow us down, cause if it comes down to that WHITE FRESHMAN SAFETY stopping the likes of Broyles, Iglesias, Johnson, Gresham and company....well....OUch!

Texas has a white safety? Is Darrell Royal STILL the head coach? :D :D

[Collier11]

You know what really was bad Lid, is the fact we lost to TCU when they weren't even ranked .......(of course we did get a little revenge this year by beating them while they were ranked


Its not like that was Stoops worst team at OU and its not like TCU ended the season 12-1...now if those things were true it might make more sense...Oh, wait:confused:

[Fraggle145]

A photoshopped pic, is that really all you got?

actually i think that is a real pic. The guy is mentally handicapped.

[yur-out]

actually i think that is a real pic. The guy is mentally handicapped.

That's actually a pic of Lid. badger made him dress up after one of the bets he lost to her.

[Dallas]

Let me help.

Granger stole a coat. Stupid. Foolish beyond belief. He knows it. We all know it.

Will that fact make you feel better if the Sooners beat the hell out of texas Saturday?

96th in pass defense and the best passing team you faced is...??? Rice? Colorado?

Get ready to talk wins in the 40's smack, coat stealing smack, BCS bowl game smack...just not "the here and now" smack!


ZING!!

Utgolfer appears to have been Maestrolled and Maestrownd.


All in one post. Ouch!

Boomer

[OU_Sooners75]

Since Stoops' arrival, this is the crap we have heard year in and year out.

When your balls drop Texass fans, then come talking to the men. Until then, sit your @$$ on the porch!

[ousooners182]

i think its pretty funny lid wont bet badger...i mean how many times has badger tried to bet him and brought it back up...hmmm

i think someone is scared!

[badger]

actually i think that is a real pic. The guy is mentally handicapped.

It is true. I think for that reason, that pic should be off limits. I mean, we're not dealing with Trojan fans or Ohio State blowhards. We're dealing with our neighbors to the south, whose football team happens to suck. I think we can work out a neighborly agreement that you can poke fun at every Sooner fan in the world except our mentally handicapped ones.

[pott_2]

That's the beauty of competitive golf...doesn't allow for "what-if's". What if Justin had made a putt on the 18th green at Whistling Straits...he'd have won the PGA Championship. And what if Justin hadn't bogeyed 18 at Carnoustie...he'd have 2 British Open Championships. Its what you have done...all that matters.

:les: Take it to the General Sports Forum.

[OU86]

It is true. I think for that reason, that pic should be off limits. I mean, we're not dealing with Trojan fans or Ohio State blowhards. We're dealing with our neighbors to the south, whose football team happens to suck. I think we can work out a neighborly agreement that you can poke fun at every Sooner fan in the world except our mentally handicapped ones.

I remember a few years ago when there was a multipage thread on hornfans making fun of Dan Cody for suffering from clinical depression. A real knee slapper. I tried to point out that was over the line, not funny, and reflected poorly on UT as a whole - really no different than making fun of someone for suffering a season ending injury. Of course, that polite request was shouted down.

[OUthunder]

Todd Hamilton > Justin Leonard

Surely you jest. One hit wonder versus a steady player who has won on the PGA more than a few times.

Weak smack for a Sooner.

[badger]

I remember a few years ago when there was a multipage thread on hornfans making fun of Dan Cody for suffering from clinical depression. A real knee slapper. I tried to point out that was over the line, not funny, and reflected poorly on UT as a whole - really no different than making fun of someone for suffering a season ending injury. Of course, that polite request was shouted down.

If hornfans.com didn't suck so much, we wouldn't have whorns lurking here all the time.

Seriously - that board sucks hardcore and it shouldn't, because they have millions of alumni and 50,000 current students that should come up with something better that doesn't implode everytime the football team's losing... but hey, that's just texas for you.

[StoopTroup]

ZING!!

Utgolfer appears to have been Maestrolled and Maestrownd.


All in one post. Ouch!

Boomer

When you get the Maestro fired up...he is on you like a stolen coat at the Policeman's Ball. :D