PG, are you afraid of snakes?

[Jerk]

Because there is a 12 foot python on the loose in Norman.

http://www.newsok.com/12-foot-python-missing-from-norman-zoo/article/3307780

[Viking Kitten]

“He’s a really, really nice snake,” Schmid said. “But he’s hungry, and when’s hungry he could be dangerous.”

Things like this make me giggle in an inappropriate way.

[Viking Kitten]

And I'm no Sherlock Holmes, but I'm thinking maybe Mr. "Hey, How Do I Take Care of This Snake?" should be able to recall a few minor details about some guy who sold him a FREAKING 12-FOOT PYTHON and the investigation should proceed accordingly.

[Turd_Ferguson]

I found the front part.

http://www.break.com/index/snake-attacks-after-losing-body.html

:D
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[King Crimson]

snake, shmake....there's a tortoise on the loose, too.

[Viking Kitten]

No, the tortoise was not taken again during the second theft. Tippy is safe and secure and unable to wreak further havoc on unsuspecting Normanites.

[StoopTroup]

Tippy...lol

[proud gonzo]

nope! I don't like venomous ones, but burmese pythons are awesome.

[Jerk]

nope! I don't like venomous ones, but burmese pythons are awesome.

I'm the same way. I had many pet snakes when I was a kid - the best being the California Kingsnake. What a magnificent animal..

But I'm like you...anything with more than 4 legs should die. Except preying mantises. They're kind of cool

[Viking Kitten]

"Police are on the lookout for this turtle... suspect should be considered armed, dangerous and extremely slow."

http://img507.imageshack.us/img507/4937/99181750bq9.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

[proud gonzo]

I'm the same way. I had many pet snakes when I was a kid - the best being the California Kingsnake. What a magnificent animal..

But I'm like you...anything with more than 4 legs should die. Except preying mantises. They're kind of coolI'm okay with MOST insects, unless they sting or bite. And not mutant sp*der-crickets. They suck. But anything with more than 6 legs should die, with only 3 exceptions. 1) The big, pretty garden sp*ders that build huge webs 2) Hugo (because he protects my kitchen and only freaks me out when it rains a lot), and 3) this freaky sp*der i found in a flower in Greece. It looked exactly like the center of a the flower, and it wasn't creepy. So I think it's okay...

[stoopified]

How does a tortoise ESCAPE from the zoo and how does a snake(python,no less) escape twice?If I had been the Norman PD officer who found the snake the first time,this would all be over.Shotguns work nicely on snakes,only an idiot uses a pistol.

[Viking Kitten]

In a related story, it seems as though Norman PD hired their sketch artist straight out of the Art Instruction School. This explains why all the human perps in Norman resemble pirates.

[bri]

Actually, they were all rejected 'cause they're tracers.

[King Crimson]

"Police are on the lookout for this turtle... suspect should be considered armed, dangerous and extremely slow."

http://img507.imageshack.us/img507/4937/99181750bq9.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

but, once they've had a taste of human flesh....

[Penguin]

nope! I don't like venomous ones, but burmese pythons are awesome.


Yeah, but what if the "awesome" python was armed with an AK-47? Would you be scared then? Ha! He's not so cute now!

[Chuck Bao]

nope! I don't like venomous ones, but burmese pythons are awesome.

Are you crazy?

You are afraid of spiders but something that can eat you whole is okay?

http://img5.ranchoweb.com/images/kanunu/bigsnake.jpg

[proud gonzo]

Are you crazy?

You are afraid of spiders but something that can eat you whole is okay?

http://img5.ranchoweb.com/images/kanunu/bigsnake.jpgEXACTLY. if it's big enough to eat me, it can't hide in tiny places and crawl around and creep me the hell out.

[bri]

Oddly, that makes sense.

Still, if I learned anything from Anaconda, it's that giant killer snakes are world champions at hide-and-seek. :eek:

[Viking Kitten]

The only thing I took away from that movie was that Jennifer Lopez is a sh**ty actress.

[GottaHavePride]

Boa vs. Python was a ****ty, ****ty movie.

Starring not just one, but TWO former Playboy girls.

And it was made for SciFi channel, sothey couldn't even use the girls correctly.

Fail.

[bri]

The only thing I took away from that movie was that Jennifer Lopez is a sh**ty actress.

I took away the knowledge that, back before anyone knew what a horrible yainch she was, I would have hit that like I was drilling for oil.

[Jerk]

Merlin came home!

http://www.newsok.com/missing-norman-python-returned/article/3308174

[GottaHavePride]

Did he have his robe and wizard hat?

[proud gonzo]

heh