So I met a girl...

[proud gonzo]

i just...this thread makes me smile. and occasionally it makes me facepalm.

[frankensooner]

Good luck tonight. Be sure to wear you Pheromone-laced cologne.

[Lott's Bandana]

I went to many a submarine race at Lake Hefner. ;)



I spent 20 years on submarines. Never raced anyone.
















Don't say it.






:P

[proud gonzo]

Good luck tonight. Be sure to wear you Pheromone-laced cologne.http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e393/jonilee/SexPanther1.jpg

[SbOrOiNaEnR]

Good luck tonight, SicEm!

[tulsaoilerfan]

Exit poll? :)

[Collier11]

Please exit poll, no babies

[StoopTroup]

I'm looking forward to SicEm's debute in the Weekend Mugshot Roundup Thread.

[VeeJay]

No damned way I'm going back and reading this to find out. Is SicEm expecting some action at a McCain Loser Party tonight or something?

[salth2o]

No damned way I'm going back and reading this to find out. Is SicEm expecting some action at a McCain Loser Party tonight or something?


Are you f*ing serious?!?!? I shall give you some spek for that comedic gold.

[tulsaoilerfan]

Sic Em is probably so deep in the Zima's right now that he forgot all about Sic Em wannabe drama queen date. :)

[SicEmBaylor]

I don't want to get into it, but there's a lot to talk about. I was with her for 8 hours tonight.

[LosAngelesSooner]

In the "Biblical sense?"

[SicEmBaylor]

In the "Biblical sense?"

No, but I certainly learned a lot about her. I should rephrase to say that I do want to get into it just not tonight. I'm emotionally and physically exhausted.

[Lott's Bandana]

M'thinks we are on the verge of hearing the story of the creation of the "boy" friend...not gay, but not good enough for the secks...the one she pours out the childhood issues and admitted crush on middle-aged scooter drivers and asks for advice on whether to give back the ring to the ex-bf...whom she still loves.

In other words, along with weird fingers and toes, SicEm has likely become an:

http://img241.imageshack.us/img241/6172/earfp7.th.jpg (http://img241.imageshack.us/my.php?image=earfp7.jpg)http://img241.imageshack.us/images/thpix.gif (http://g.imageshack.us/thpix.php)

Sumthin' like that. We are all waiting...

:pop:

[Crimson_Balls]

Now you're a shoulder she can cry on.
Maybe you guys can go shopping together??

A 'G' rated boyfriend...

The window of opportunity has closed and SicEm has crossed over to the friend zone.

[stoops the eternal pimp]

In the "Biblical sense?"

If that was the case, the line would have been more like " I was with her for less than 30 seconds."

[SteelClip49]

Just boink her already. This is getting mad crazy messed up.

[SbOrOiNaEnR]

I'm emotionally and physically exhausted.

I can see that. You spend 8 hours learning about the girl, talking to her, building a connection, and playing up all the scenarios in your mind...that would be emotionally draining. Then when you go home, you've got all that emotional and chemical build-up brewin' in your baby-maker, it's going to be like a wax dart shooting out of there by the time you throw on the poe-nog-ra-phuh and vote for "The Senator."

[Taxman71]

At least we know what he is getting her for Christmas:


WhwbxEfy7fg

[proud gonzo]

No, but I certainly learned a lot about her. I should rephrase to say that I do want to get into it just not tonight. I'm emotionally and physically exhausted.
that's kinda the OPPOSITE of what's supposed to happen when you spend a ton of time with someone you connect with.

[Gandalf_The_Grey]

That would be applicable if we were discussing a normal person...for Sic'Em, it might be right on schedule. I figure SicEm get emotionally and physically exhausted from shopping from groceries ;)

[SicEmBaylor]

So, she drove to the watch party with me. We made small talk and it things went pretty well at the watch party. She stuck around me most of the night, and I made a comment that I was thirsty so without even asking she went and got me some punch. I thought that was a good sign...

Anywhoo, several of us wanted to go back to my place to have some beer and finish watching the returns. I had a car following me with SicEmDate riding with me. Now, I have driven on this highway literally a billion times before. I travel this stretch of road quite literally several times a day. There is a split from HW-6 to I-35 and I somehow missed taking teh right split 4 freaking times!!!! 4 freaking times I missed the exit!!!! Finally, she suggested that I just drive over the ditch and median and I'd never have done that but I didnt' want to appear to be a *****.

We get to my place and we're all drinking and what not and everyone keeps leaving, but SicEmDate and one other guy stick around which sucked because I wanted the other guy to get lost. He finally did, but she stuck around for awihle. We went and sat out on the patio and she had been drinking and she started revealing **** that quite frankly shocked me.

Now, one of the reasons I've been taking things slow without trying to push her into anything is because I thought she was a sweet innocent type freshman Baylor girl. Uh....I was wrong.

She revealed that in middle school she dropped acid, routinely smokes pot, and pops enough xanax that she complained about how the cost per pill has gone up to 5.00 each on the black market. I was absolutely stunned.

At any rate, we talked for so long and after she revealed THAT part of herself I felt a bit more safe in making a move. We made out for a minute or two, and I was about to try to push it further but it was 3 in the morning and she told me she had class at 9 and really had to go. :sigh: So, I took her home.

So that's that.

[tommieharris91]

Well, brother, you got on base with a druggie chick. Good move there. Maybe you can smoke some pot with her. It'll be great for you.

[Curly Bill]

She's a bit of a freak! That's allsome. :)

[tulsaoilerfan]

Finally some progress!! Way to go Sic Em :)

[royalfan5]

So, she drove to the watch party with me. We made small talk and it things went pretty well at the watch party. She stuck around me most of the night, and I made a comment that I was thirsty so without even asking she went and got me some punch. I thought that was a good sign...

Anywhoo, several of us wanted to go back to my place to have some beer and finish watching the returns. I had a car following me with SicEmDate riding with me. Now, I have driven on this highway literally a billion times before. I travel this stretch of road quite literally several times a day. There is a split from HW-6 to I-35 and I somehow missed taking teh right split 4 freaking times!!!! 4 freaking times I missed the exit!!!! Finally, she suggested that I just drive over the ditch and median and I'd never have done that but I didnt' want to appear to be a *****.

We get to my place and we're all drinking and what not and everyone keeps leaving, but ******* and one other guy stick around which sucked because I wanted the other guy to get lost. He finally did, but she stuck around for awihle. We went and sat out on the patio and she had been drinking and she started revealing **** that quite frankly shocked me.

Now, one of the reasons I've been taking things slow without trying to push her into anything is because I thought she was a sweet innocent type freshman Baylor girl. Uh....I was wrong.

She revealed that in middle school she dropped acid, routinely smokes pot, and pops enough xanax that she complained about how the cost per pill has gone up to 5.00 each on the black market. I was absolutely stunned.

At any rate, we talked for so long and after she revealed THAT part of herself I felt a bit more safe in making a move. We made out for a minute or two, and I was about to try to push it further but it was 3 in the morning and she told me she had class at 9 and really had to go. :sigh: So, I took her home.

So that's that.

You're surprised a drama major does drugs. I bet you are shocked when English majors drink to excess and smoke pot too.

[VeeJay]

She revealed that in middle school she dropped acid, routinely smokes pot, and pops enough xanax that she complained about how the cost per pill has gone up to 5.00 each on the black market. I was absolutely stunned.



Next: SicEm and girl take peyote and have 14 hour long "date." Relationship ends as girl connects with twinkling star just above the eastern horizon.

God 1
SicEm Sex Experience 0
:(

[royalfan5]

Next: SicEm and girl take peyote and have 14 hour long "date." Relationship ends as girl connects with twinkling star just above the eastern horizon.

God 1
SicEm Sex Experience 0
:(

At least if they ended up in Abeline, he would have an excuse in this situation.

[A Sooner in Texas]

Well, now you can just have sex with her without worrying about the relationship part. ;)
Buy her some Xanax and you're in like Flynn, dude.

[Lott's Bandana]

The things I experienced myself on the campus of Baylor University last year should have prepped me for some avenue of freaky-ness...although mine was more of a deviant style of experience, I'll leave it at that to protect the faculty's reputation (heh), the Freshman co-(he)ad with the self-destructive personality might lead to some great Fatal Attraction-esque SicEm posts in the near future...

"So I hit a girl..." "So I hate a girl..." "So I drove a girl to her re-hab..."



Dean, this thread now has some merit again. Sex, Drugs and SicEm lost on the highway, once more.

[SbOrOiNaEnR]

Now that we've been made aware that SicEmDate is a little on the crazy side, this thread's worth has improved dramatically.

SicEm, all of your cheerleaders are proud of you, and now that you've nutted up and breathed some life into this situation, I expect many more posts to come.

[CK Sooner]

Hook her up with some Xanax and bring a condom.

[olevetonahill]

She was 1/2 Drunk and On Xanax and YOU didnt Hit It ?:eek:
wtf is wrong with you Boy ?:confused:

[salth2o]

http://www.blog.speculist.com/archives/fireworks.gif

[GottaHavePride]

acid, pot, AND xanax?

Dear lord, PIITB already.

[soonerboomer93]

sounds like just the sort of girl sicem needs...

[SicEmBaylor]

I don't know how to approach her at this point. I'm going to try to get her to come over again and hang out or watch a movie or something. She's supposedly always busy though so I don't know...

[tommieharris91]

I don't know how to approach her at this point. I'm going to try to get her to come over again and hang out or watch a movie or something. She's supposedly always busy though so I don't know...

An emotionally unstable lady is the perfect cure to end dry spells.

[Jimminy Crimson]

The baptist girls are always freaky like that. You should know that, Sic!

[GottaHavePride]

I don't know how to approach her at this point. I'm going to try to get her to come over again and hang out or watch a movie or something. She's supposedly always busy though so I don't know...

Tell her "you pick the day and time, I'm cooking dinner."

And I don't mean mac & cheese. If you don't know how to cook you should learn.

[LosAngelesSooner]

Dude. You're surprised that a Drama chick has done some recreational drugs.

I'm surprised you still can't drive a car.


Finally, if you can't hook up with this chick within the next week or two, give up and move into a monastery.

[frankensooner]

At least you can smoke your cigars around her, you'll probably have to turn them into blunts, but still...

[mdklatt]

She's supposedly always busy though so I don't know...

Well now you know what "busy" means: Getting it from random guys at a rave while she's totally blitzed.

[Viking Kitten]

I don't know how to approach her at this point. I'm going to try to get her to come over again and hang out or watch a movie or something. She's supposedly always busy though so I don't know...

Don't approach her at this point. If crazy girl had wanted to bump uglies with you, she would have the other night. Nine o'clock class be damned. If you back off completely, she might come looking for you. If she has to do the work, it builds your value in her mind. That's your best shot at doing the horizontal mambo with her.

Based on what you've said about the girl, that's ALL you want from her. You do NOT want to attempt to develop a lasting relationship with a drugged out drama whack job.

YWIA.

[IB4OU2]

Run away then buy a hooker.

[NormanPride]

Well now you know what "busy" means: Getting it from random guys at a rave while she's totally blitzed.

No kidding. Better ask if she has some antibiotics in that medicine cabinet of hers.

[mdklatt]

Tell her "you pick the day and time, I'm cooking dinner."

And I don't mean mac & cheese. If you don't know how to cook you should learn.

Cook her dinner? She's a strung-out 19-year-old drama major with daddy issues (I'm assuming). She's his for a Happy Meal with a Xanax prize.

[mdklatt]

If she has to do the work, it builds your value in her mind.

Girls are ****ed up.

[Viking Kitten]

I'm not arguing that point.

[LosAngelesSooner]

Run away then rent a hooker.Fixed, FWIW.

Why pay for a hooker when he can get this one for free? You think the hooker will be any less crazy, have fewer daddy issues or do fewer drugs?

[LosAngelesSooner]

Hey, SicEm. Go back about 55 pages to the post where I told you that "Baylor chicks" are not all goody goody and are, in fact, probably a lot more kinky and wild than you'd imagine and then skip 1/2 of a page forward to the part where I told you that Drama chicks like to party and get nekked, even at Baylor.

Then realize that you could have avoided the subsequent 55 pages and weeks of angst.

Then BURN YOUR RELATIONSHIP SPREADSHEET.

[olevetonahill]

IF and I do mean IF you ever Hit it . remember
No Glove No Love .

[salth2o]

She's supposedly always busy though so I don't know...


Next time she say's she is busy, in a humorous type of way, throw out a little gem like this. "Well, it's about time we get busy together" or "I have something you can (or need) to get busy with" etc. :D

[mdklatt]

Fixed, FWIW.

Why pay for a hooker when he can get this one for free? You think the hooker will be any less crazy, have fewer daddy issues or do fewer drugs?

The hooker won't know where he lives or have his phone number. Unless, being SicEm, he kisses her on the hand and takes her back to his place to cook her dinner first.

[LosAngelesSooner]

Unless?

[SteelClip49]

I predict 66 more pages of excitement. Ask her if she would like to participate in a sex movie...It's all there: Xanax, acid, blunts, drama, you, evil monkey in closet (maybe what she sees) and of course her. It would be WACkO Sex. Good luck partner.

[Tulsa_Fireman]

Score. Shoot from the halfcourt stripe and frickin' SCORE. Barack Obama couldn't hit a three that large.

You need to abandon all hope, ye who enter this triangle of hot sex, dope, and freak. There is nothing good but a satisfied dong coming out of this craziness. Didja ever think she's busy because she's slappin' uglies with the other emo queers she gets all drama-tized with?

Dinner. Sex. Both barrels blazing. You keep poosyfooting around with this goldmine of hawt buttsecks, she's gone to the next clown that'll satisfy her sexual urges. You slam dinner down her throat then something else, and you just might be able to line you up a ****buddy.

She might as well have admitted she just wants to be used physically for attention. Cash money says she doesn't even like sex, but engages in it often because she has an emotional hole.

*pause*

*pause*

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

[tommieharris91]

Score. Shoot from the halfcourt stripe and frickin' SCORE. Barack Obama couldn't hit a three that large.

You need to abandon all hope, ye who enter this triangle of hot sex, dope, and freak. There is nothing good but a satisfied dong coming out of this craziness. Didja ever think she's busy because she's slappin' uglies with the other emo queers she gets all drama-tized with?

Dinner. Sex. Both barrels blazing. You keep poosyfooting around with this goldmine of hawt buttsecks, she's gone to the next clown that'll satisfy her sexual urges. You slam dinner down her throat then something else, and you just might be able to line you up a ****buddy.

She might as well have admitted she just wants to be used physically for attention. Cash money says she doesn't even like sex, but engages in it often because she has an emotional hole.

*pause*

*pause*

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

Just skip dinner, unless it's her. :D

[My Opinion Matters]

http://img111.imageshack.us/img111/2748/unluckyfj8.jpg (http://www.imagehosting.com/)

The hell? I've made 550 bets? I don't even know how to get into the casino. Very much like how Sic Em doesn't know how to get into this girl's pants.

[My Opinion Matters]

What about 550 bets and no wins? MOM has exhibited a far higher degree of FAIL than SicEm.

...at least, as far as gambling goes. ;)

I'm going to ask my homeboy Barack and his civilan national security force to investigate this matter as soon as he's inaugurated.

[mdklatt]

The hell? I've made 550 bets? I don't even know how to get into the casino.

Nice to know our passwords are safe! :eek:

[StoopTroup]

SicEm....

Call her.

Tell her you've been masturbating to Sarah Palin and that she just doesn't do it for you since you met Drama Girl. Ask her if she has any pictures of herself and that if she didn't, you'd like to do a photo shoot at your place tonight. Tell her to wear sexy stuff with lots of velcro and lace.

Let her know she's now THE ONLY WOMAN IN YOUR LIFE...

Tell her you've deleted all of Sarah's Photos and after you shredded your Hard Drive...you got a new one and named it after her (DramaGirl).

If she hangs up on you...call her back and tell her "That was so Dramatic...that turns me on...I'm coming over...should I bring the camera?".

Let us know how it goes.

Good Luck man...you can do it!

ST

[StoopTroup]

The hell? I've made 550 bets? I don't even know how to get into the casino. Very much like how Sic Em doesn't know how to get into this girl's pants.

Pin the Wheel?

I've never seen that game. :D

[stoops the eternal pimp]

SicEm....

Tell her to wear sexy stuff with lots of velcro and lace.

ST

Nothin screams sexy like velcro:D

[My Opinion Matters]

Nice to know our passwords are safe! :eek:

Maybe I shouldn't have used "password" as my password.

[My Opinion Matters]

Pin the Wheel?

I've never seen that game. :D

I'm just worried some vBookie is going to break my vThumbs.

[OKC Sooner]

Tell her you want to lick her navel from the inside.

[soonerboomer93]

or that you want to lick her insides, from the navel..

[Frozen Sooner]

I'm going to go opposite the flow here...

SicEm, you want nothing to do with this one.

You're going to try to rescue her.

She doesn't want rescuing at age 19. She wants to pop pills, blaze out, and have freaky sex with multiple partners.

IF you can have the freaky sex with her and not be upset by the blazing out and pill popping (or better yet, blaze out WITH her, 'cause man you could use it) and deal with the fact that she's NOT going to change and you're NOT going to rescue her, go for it.

Otherwise? This one's a pass.

[VeeJay]

From what I am hearing about this gal, chances are with her libertarian outlook on life, SicEm would not have to pass muster with any strict parents.

[A Sooner in Texas]

Where'd SicEm go? Is he even listening to all this great advice??????:D

Seriously, SicEm, it sounds like this girl's a bit of a mess. Stay away except for sex, and even then, be really careful.

[Curly Bill]

Sounds like yall are advising Sic to "hit it, and forget it." :D

[Cam]

I agree with Mike. Either enjoy it for what it is, or let it go.

[LosAngelesSooner]

I'm going to go opposite the flow here...

SicEm, you want nothing to do with this one.

You're going to try to rescue her.

She doesn't want rescuing at age 19. She wants to pop pills, blaze out, and have freaky sex with multiple partners.

IF you can have the freaky sex with her and not be upset by the blazing out and pill popping (or better yet, blaze out WITH her, 'cause man you could use it) and deal with the fact that she's NOT going to change and you're NOT going to rescue her, go for it.

Otherwise? This one's a pass.The man is wise. You should listen to him, SicEmo.

[royalfan5]

I'm going to go opposite the flow here...

SicEm, you want nothing to do with this one.

You're going to try to rescue her.

She doesn't want rescuing at age 19. She wants to pop pills, blaze out, and have freaky sex with multiple partners.

IF you can have the freaky sex with her and not be upset by the blazing out and pill popping (or better yet, blaze out WITH her, 'cause man you could use it) and deal with the fact that she's NOT going to change and you're NOT going to rescue her, go for it.

Otherwise? This one's a pass.

What Mike is saying, is don't be Captain Save-a-ho.

[SicEmBaylor]

She's otherwise very well adjusted.

[royalfan5]

She's otherwise very well adjusted.

There are about as many well adjusted drama majors as there are unicorns.

[Tulsa_Fireman]

I have a horn.

hyuk hyuk hyuk

[tulsaoilerfan]

Fell off the first page bump. :)

[SoonerInKCMO]

She's otherwise very well adjusted.

I said the same about more than a few women back inna day... trust me, Mike's advice is the best you've gotten in this thread. You don't want any part of this girl.

[GottaHavePride]

Well, he wants ONE of her parts.

[SoonerInKCMO]

You nasty.

[GottaHavePride]

C'mon, we were all thinking it. ;)

[StoopTroup]

epic.

lol.

[Crimson_Balls]

Mother ****er!!

[Fraggle145]

I'm going to go opposite the flow here...

SicEm, you want nothing to do with this one.

You're going to try to rescue her.

She doesn't want rescuing at age 19. She wants to pop pills, blaze out, and have freaky sex with multiple partners.

IF you can have the freaky sex with her and not be upset by the blazing out and pill popping (or better yet, blaze out WITH her, 'cause man you could use it) and deal with the fact that she's NOT going to change and you're NOT going to rescue her, go for it.

Otherwise? This one's a pass.

Agree here. Especially with this part. Its easy to seem well adjusted when you are in college. You never know how long they can hold it together tho. Have some fun, dont get too much invested. Learn how/where you can score Xanax and pot.

[LosAngelesSooner]

I want an update.

[SicEmBaylor]

No update. She's in Austin for the weekend. I'm going to try to get her to come over next weekend though. I know she's busy on weeknights, so I'm going to shoot for the weekend.

[proud gonzo]

BOOOring

[mdklatt]

She's in Austin for the weekend scoring some pills and getting violated by her "at home" boyfriend. I'm going to try to get her to come over next weekend though. I know she's busy with all manner of depravity on weeknights, so I'm going to shoot for the weekend if she's not getting dry humped at a rave and/or frat party.

Cut bait.

[StoopTroup]

Buy her some drugs.

[royalfan5]

Buy her some drugs.
takings some yourself probably wouldn't hurt either.

[StoopTroup]

takings some yourself probably wouldn't hurt either.

Who? Me or SicEm? :D :confused: :rolleyes: :pop:

[royalfan5]

Who? Me or SicEm? :D :confused: :rolleyes: :pop:
SicEm, but if you feel the urge to partake as well, I say have at it.

[soonerbrat]

There are about as many well adjusted drama majors as there are unicorns.

truer words I have not heard.

[proud gonzo]

heh

[olevetonahill]

This lameass thread still Going ?
If Only sicem had this Much REAL stayin Power.:rolleyes:

[royalfan5]

This lameass thread still Going ?
If Only sicem had this Much REAL stayin Power.:rolleyes:
Everybody likes to feel better about themselves, and this thread provides that in spades.

[Tulsa_Fireman]

Back by popular demand...

PIITB

[StoopTroup]

I ain't never taking drugs again...

To much drama.

Wow!

:D ;)

[LosAngelesSooner]

This thread makes me sad in my pants.

[Collier11]

This thread makes me sad in my pants.

Then why are you posting in it? Im sure there are plenty more aspects of your life that make you sad to worry about posting in a thread that does the same

[mdklatt]

Back by popular demand...



Was it ever truly gone?

[Tulsa_Fireman]

Not if I have anything to do with it.

[soonerbrat]

i can't believe this thread has 1356 posts in it.

[Tulsa_Fireman]

1357.

It's like herpes. You just can't get rid of it.

[soonerbrat]

1358. maybe we should give it some valtrex.

[tommieharris91]

This thread is allsome.

[Tulsa_Fireman]

1360.

Don't touch the open sore.

http://www.andoverdmd.com/images/canker-sores.jpg

[soonerbrat]

1361 - i thought canker sores were caused by something else.

[Sooner Born Sooner Bred]

It's like a Hallmark card

[LosAngelesSooner]

Then why are you posting in it? Im sure there are plenty more aspects of your life that make you sad to worry about posting in a thread that does the same:eek:

LOL!

Dude. Do you have a crush on me or something?

[soonerbrat]

:eek:

LOL!

Dude. Do you have a crush on me or something?

oh, i don't know about him but i know i do.

[StoopTroup]

:eek:

LOL!

Dude. Do you have a crush on me or something?

Drama Boy? :D ;) :pop:

For some reason...I think we're close to LOCKED. :D

[LosAngelesSooner]

oh, i don't know about him but i know i do.:O:O:O:O:O:O:O:O:O:O:O:O:O:O:O:O

awwwwwww...........



:D

[NYC Poke]

Oh, c'mon. This thread was close to being locked before. But then we found out that Drama Girl is Druggie Girl and SicEm made out with her hands or something. I predict great things for this thread.

[soonerbrat]

1368.

[LosAngelesSooner]

I wonder if he could catch something from making out with druggie/drama chick's hand...

[soonerbrat]

I wonder if he could catch something from making out with druggie/drama chick's hand...

i didn't read this whole thing....how does one make out with another's hand?

[NYC Poke]

SicEm?

[LosAngelesSooner]

i didn't read this whole thing....how does one make out with another's hand?I'm gonna let SicEm answer this one... :mack:

[Tulsa_Fireman]

1373.

You suck the fingers.

[soonerbrat]

1374


gross.

[Collier11]

:eek:

LOL!

Dude. Do you have a crush on me or something?

I ask a simple question and you ask me if I have a crush on you? What kind of reasoning are you using to come up with this? Just like when I disagree with you, you call me a troll.

You constantly have something idiotic to say and then you back it up with some 5th grade accusation

[tommieharris91]

I wonder if he could catch something from making out with druggie/drama chick's hand...

So this is the greatness that is post #1369 that you robbed from brat? Fail. :(

#1376

[tommieharris91]

I ask a simple question and you ask me if I have a crush on you? What kind of reasoning are you using to come up with this? Just like when I disagree with you, you call me a troll.

You constantly have something idiotic to say and then you back it up with some 5th grade accusation

Doodyhead.

[Collier11]

Doodyhead.

Fart Face!

[JohnnyMack]

OK, so I apparently missed the part where she likes Xanax and weed and sex, and that you somehow have a problem with this. You can't be this stupid, can you? Who gives a ****? Seriously. I agree with Froze, you need to spark one and chill the **** out.

[soonerbrat]

1380

don't make me turn this car around.

[soonerbrat]

OK, so I apparently missed the part where she likes Xanax and weed and sex, and that you somehow have a problem with this. You can't be this stupid, can you? Who gives a ****? Seriously. I agree with Froze, you need to spark one and chill the **** out.

but be sure to wrap it up.

[tommieharris91]

OK, so I apparently missed the part where she likes Xanax and weed and sex, and that you somehow have a problem with this. You can't be this stupid, can you? Who gives a ****? Seriously. I agree with Froze, you need to spark one and chill the **** out.

He'd do well to smoke a bowl or two with her.

[JohnnyMack]

but be sure to wrap it up.

Of course. But for the love of pete live a little!

[NYC Poke]

She also dropped acid in junior high. SicEm finds all this frightening, yet oddly exciting.

[Lott's Bandana]

SicEm needs to drink a Red Bull, make the call and get SicEmDate over for a little chillaxin' and music listenin': (FF thru credits, it starts at :49, pretty cool.)

9HmJQyS8QVw

[SicEmBaylor]

I tried pot ONCE and it was seriously against my better judgment. I didn't inhale though. I became so accustomed to smoking cigars that for whatever reason I couldn't get myself to inhale and hold the smoke.

I have had less than no desire to try it again.

[JohnnyMack]

IBBillClinton

[tommieharris91]

I tried pot ONCE and it was seriously against my better judgment. I didn't inhale though. I became so accustomed to smoking cigars that for whatever reason I couldn't get myself to inhale and hold the smoke.

I have had less than no desire to try it again.

I would never figure you to have something in common with Bill Clinton.

[Lott's Bandana]

Well then,

if you have a fondness for pantsuits and cankles....

run for President?

[tommieharris91]

IBBillClinton

DAMMIT!!!!

[yermom]

I tried pot ONCE and it was seriously against my better judgment. I didn't inhale though. I became so accustomed to smoking cigars that for whatever reason I couldn't get myself to inhale and hold the smoke.

I have had less than no desire to try it again.

combine this with "i did not have sexual relations with that woman" and, well, you know

[SteelClip49]

DRAMA SEX!!! DRAMA SEX!!! DRAMA SEX!!! If you are good and she approves, she probably would nominate you for a Tony.

[soonerbrat]

Of course. But for the love of pete live a little!

true. true.

[Tulsa_Fireman]

Be sure to hop up when you're done, throw out your jazz hands, and yell...

FAAAAABULOUS!

[mdklatt]

combine this with "i did not have sexual relations with that woman" and, well, you know

But you know SicEm's not lying when he says that.

[SicEmBaylor]

But you know SicEm's not lying when he says that.

I'm actually not, sadly. I tried to inhale, but I kept gagging.

[mdklatt]

I'm actually not, sadly. I tried to inhale, but I kept gagging.

I was talking about not having relations. We have no problem believing it when you say that. No problem at all.

[SicEmBaylor]

I was talking about not having relations. We have no problem believing it when you say that. No problem at all.

Oh, no I haven't slept with this girl. I'm trying.

[olevetonahill]

Oh, no I haven't slept with this girl. I'm trying.

A month an a 1/2 and all you've done is kiss this Bitches Hand .
I hear there's an Opening at the Monastery for you .:rolleyes:

[Sooner Born Sooner Bred]

Oh, no I haven't slept with this girl. I'm trying.
There is no "try" if she is as easy as Sunday morning as you say she is.

[SicEmBaylor]

There is no "try" if she is as easy as Sunday morning as you say she is.

I never said she was easy. I have no idea what her sex life is like or has ever been like. I know nothing of her dating life. I just know of the pot, xanax, and acid. There's no reason to believe she's easy.

[SoonerInKCMO]

I never said she was easy. I have no idea what her sex life is like or has ever been like. I know nothing of her dating life. I just know of the pot, xanax, and acid. There's no reason to believe she's easy.

:shakeshead:

[Frozen Sooner]

I just know of the pot, xanax, and acid. There's no reason to believe she's easy.

:confused:

[NYC Poke]

You guys need to quit being so presumptuous. I'm sure there are lots of virtuous, pot-smoking, psychedelic, pillhead drama majors out there.

[Frozen Sooner]

You guys need to quit being so presumptuous. I'm sure there are lots of virtuous, pot-smoking, psychedelic, pillhead drama majors out there.

I'm sure there are. And all of them are easy.

[proud gonzo]

I never said she was easy. I have no idea what her sex life is like or has ever been like. I know nothing of her dating life. I just know of the pot, xanax, and acid. There's no reason to believe she's easy.
There's THREE reasons.

oh, and she's a drama chick. so, FOUR.

and a redhead. FIVE.

[mdklatt]

I just know of the pot, xanax, and acid.

Don't forget drama major. The only thing that doesn't scream "easy" is the College Republican thing, but all that means is that she's probably done it in a church.

[royalfan5]

I never said she was easy. I have no idea what her sex life is like or has ever been like. I know nothing of her dating life. I just know of the pot, xanax, and acid. There's no reason to believe she's easy.

Maybe you should drop out, get a job, and try this college thing again in a few years. It might go better the second time around.

[mdklatt]

Oh, no I haven't slept with this girl.

Water's wet.



I'm trying.

My love life is epic fail, I'm old enough to be this chick's...young uncle, and even I could have scored by now.

FRACTAL FAIL.

[SicEmBaylor]

Don't forget drama major. The only thing that doesn't scream "easy" is the College Republican thing, but all that means is that she's probably done it in a church.

It's not College Republicans. I detest College Republicans. It's a non-partisan conservative organization which is much much more conservative and much more politically active than CRs.

[mdklatt]

It's not College Republicans. I detest College Republicans. It's a non-partisan conservative organization which is much much more conservative and much more politically active than CRs.

Then replace "church" with "church camp".

[royalfan5]

It's not College Republicans. I detest College Republicans. It's a non-partisan conservative organization which is much much more conservative and much more politically active than CRs.

You do know that conservative doesn't excluding liking to **** right. I once dated a NRA interning, All-American NCAA rifle shooting, daughter of an Army Colonel. No hand kissing was needed.

[Frozen Sooner]

It's not College Republicans. I detest College Republicans. It's a non-partisan conservative organization which is much much more conservative and much more politically active than CRs.

"I b'long to a certain society, I don't believe I gotta mention its name, heh-heh..."

;)

[LosAngelesSooner]

I ask a simple question and you ask me if I have a crush on you? What kind of reasoning are you using to come up with this? Just like when I disagree with you, you call me a troll.

You constantly have something idiotic to say and then you back it up with some 5th grade accusationWhy don't you quit trying to ruin a perfectly silly thread with your childish grudges, mmmkay?

[soonerscuba]

You know who else liked, pot, uppers, acid and banged a lot of people? Charles Manson.

[LosAngelesSooner]

I hear there's an Opening at the Monastery for you .:rolleyes:From what I hear, HE'LL be the opening.


ZIIIING!

[StoopTroup]

SicEm needs to drink a Red Bull, make the call and get SicEmDate over for a little chillaxin' and music listenin': (FF thru credits, it starts at :49, pretty cool.)

9HmJQyS8QVw

That's good but I'm think if SicEm turned on...he'll go all Sulu...:D :pop:

gUA35XQxxw8

http://wizbangblog.com/images/2005/10/sulu.jpg

[LosAngelesSooner]

There's THREE reasons.

oh, and she's a drama chick. so, FOUR.

and a redhead. FIVE.
DUDE...I didn't know she was a RED HEAD!!!!

*cough*EASY*cough*

[A Sooner in Texas]

SicEm, maybe you could be even more like Bill Clinton and share your love of cigars with her. ;)

[Tulsa_Fireman]

http://www.thehookandlateral.com/images/coaches/bill_lumbergh.jpg

Dude, LUMBERGH ****ed her!

[tommieharris91]

I never said she was easy. I have no idea what her sex life is like or has ever been like. I know nothing of her dating life. I just know of the pot, xanax, and acid. There's no reason to believe she's easy.

http://www.theaterhopper.com/h_mag/Image/facepalm.jpg

[SicEmBaylor]

DUDE...I didn't know she was a RED HEAD!!!!

*cough*EASY*cough*

She's not -- she's blonde.

[SbOrOiNaEnR]

SicEm...next time you're around her, if possible, put on Side 1 of Led Zeppelin IV. Just don't be an idiot then and play "Kashmir" in the car, thinking the audience won't notice.

[tommieharris91]

She's not -- she's blonde.

Like that changes anything. :rolleyes:

[LosAngelesSooner]

http://www.thehookandlateral.com/images/coaches/bill_lumbergh.jpg

Dude, LUMBERGH ****ed her!
Hey! Don't bring Lumberg into this!!! He's an innocent bystander!!!!!!!

:les:APOLOGIZE!!!!!!!!!!

[GottaHavePride]

She's not -- she's blonde.
Strawberry blond = redhead.

[StoopTroup]

Strawberry blond = redhead = psycho.

Fixed.

[Crimson_Balls]

Dear SicEm,

GET yOUR GaME tIght and LoCk IT DOwN!!!

That is all.


Love,
BALLs

[tommieharris91]

Love,
BALLs
He's been doing that pretty much all his life.

[Gandalf_The_Grey]

http://jj.am/gallery/d/2478-2/worffrustration.gif

[SicEmBaylor]

Our chairman decided to call a meeting for tomorrow night. This sucks, because my monthly SCV (Sons of Confederate Veterans) meeting is also tomorrow. I have to make a choice between seeing this chick or the SCV.

I'm leaning heavily toward the chick because as much as I love the SCV it's 2 hours with a bunch of guys who are pushing 90.

[OUHOMER]

Our chairman decided to call a meeting for tomorrow night. This sucks, because my monthly SCV (Sons of Confederate Veterans) meeting is also tomorrow. I have to make a choice between seeing this chick or the SCV.

I'm leaning heavily toward the chick because as much as I love the SCV it's 2 hours with a bunch of guys who are pushing 90.

Let me help you out here.
You could change history by going out with the chick. SCV history is NOT going to change. They still lose.

[Collier11]

Our chairman decided to call a meeting for tomorrow night. This sucks, because my monthly SCV (Sons of Confederate Veterans) meeting is also tomorrow. I have to make a choice between seeing this chick or the SCV.

I'm leaning heavily toward the chick because as much as I love the SCV it's 2 hours with a bunch of guys who are pushing 90.

I understand that this stuff means something to you but you have to give up some of your history and political bs if you ever want to meet some women and have some fun

[mdklatt]

I'm leaning heavily toward the chick because as much as I love the SCV it's 2 hours with a bunch of guys who are pushing 90.

If you even have to ask: Gay. It's time to turn this thread over to Chuck Bao. We've done all we can.

[colleyvillesooner]

Our chairman decided to call a meeting for tomorrow night. This sucks, because my monthly SCV (Sons of Confederate Veterans) meeting is also tomorrow. I have to make a choice between seeing this chick or the SCV.

I'm leaning heavily toward the chick because as much as I love the SCV it's 2 hours with a bunch of guys who are pushing 90.
http://jj.am/gallery/d/2478-2/worffrustration.gifhttp://jj.am/gallery/d/2478-2/worffrustration.gifhttp://jj.am/gallery/d/2478-2/worffrustration.gifhttp://jj.am/gallery/d/2478-2/worffrustration.gif

[NYC Poke]

Our chairman decided to call a meeting for tomorrow night. This sucks, because my monthly SCV (Sons of Confederate Veterans) meeting is also tomorrow. I have to make a choice between seeing this chick or the SCV.

I'm leaning heavily toward the chick because as much as I love the SCV it's 2 hours with a bunch of guys who are pushing 90.


As a graduate of Washington & Lee University ('99L), who has been in Lee Chapel face-to-face with the tomb of Gen. Robert E. Lee*, I think I can say that Gen. Lee (the man, not the car) would want you to make time for the girl. When the Civil War was over, he urged everyone to move on.


*Stonewall Jackson's grave is a few blocks away. You should really visit Lexington, VA, if you're interested in this stuff.

[swardboy]

Only.On.Sooner.Fans.Com...

[SteelClip49]

Any of you posters have 19+ year old daughters that you would like to set up with SicEm? If some of you that have made comments regarding this girl and whatever she is such as easy, this and that, blah blah blah....imagine if it was your daughter being labeled as this and that and see how you would feel. I am not taking any fun out of this but just be careful.

[A Sooner in Texas]

Any of you posters have 19+ year old daughters that you would like to set up with SicEm? If some of you that have made comments regarding this girl and whatever she is such as easy, this and that, blah blah blah....imagine if it was your daughter being labeled as this and that and see how you would feel. I am not taking any fun out of this but just be careful.

You make a very good point, so thanks for the dose of reality.

But if I had a daughter, I know she would be very, very, very, very, very safe with SicEm. :)

[mdklatt]

But if I had a daughter, I know she would be very, very, very, very, very safe with SicEm. :)

:les: HAND HICKEY!

[Sooner04]

I never said she was easy. I have no idea what her sex life is like or has ever been like. I know nothing of her dating life. I just know of the pot, xanax, and acid. There's no reason to believe she's easy.
[Dick Enberg] Oh my![/Dick Enberg]


Our chairman decided to call a meeting for tomorrow night. This sucks, because my monthly SCV (Sons of Confederate Veterans) meeting is also tomorrow. I have to make a choice between seeing this chick or the SCV.

I'm leaning heavily toward the chick because as much as I love the SCV it's 2 hours with a bunch of guys who are pushing 90.
[John McEnroe] You cannot be serious! [/John McEnroe]

[tommieharris91]

Any of you posters have 19+ year old daughters that you would like to set up with SicEm? If some of you that have made comments regarding this girl and whatever she is such as easy, this and that, blah blah blah....imagine if it was your daughter being labeled as this and that and see how you would feel. I am not taking any fun out of this but just be careful.
How would you feel if your 19+ year old daughter admitted to some guy that she's dropped acid, smokes pot and does Xanax bars on a regular basis?

[NormanPride]

Our chairman decided to call a meeting for tomorrow night. This sucks, because my monthly SCV (Sons of Confederate Veterans) meeting is also tomorrow. I have to make a choice between seeing this chick or the SCV.

I'm leaning heavily toward the chick because as much as I love the SCV it's 2 hours with a bunch of guys who are pushing 90.

Holy crap. Someone in the world really thinks this way. God's creations are truly a marvel.

[soonerbrat]

Strawberry blond = redhead = psycho = easy.


re-fixed.

[LosAngelesSooner]

Our chairman decided to call a meeting for tomorrow night. This sucks, because my monthly SCV (Sons of Confederate Veterans) meeting is also tomorrow. I have to make a choice between seeing this chick or the SCV.

I'm leaning heavily toward the chick because as much as I love the SCV it's 2 hours with a bunch of guys who are pushing 90.
qzjbV-yTomY

[LosAngelesSooner]

http://www.facepalm.org/img.php

http://www.facepalm.org/

[soonerbrat]

Any of you posters have 19+ year old daughters that you would like to set up with SicEm? If some of you that have made comments regarding this girl and whatever she is such as easy, this and that, blah blah blah....imagine if it was your daughter being labeled as this and that and see how you would feel. I am not taking any fun out of this but just be careful.

no.

[Viking Kitten]

Our chairman decided to call a meeting for tomorrow night. This sucks, because my monthly SCV (Sons of Confederate Veterans) meeting is also tomorrow. I have to make a choice between seeing this chick or the SCV.

I'm leaning heavily toward the chick because as much as I love the SCV it's 2 hours with a bunch of guys who are pushing 90.

http://i109.photobucket.com/albums/n80/mvpiscit/faceplam.jpg

[colleyvillesooner]

Japanese cartoons love to facepalm...

[SteelClip49]

SicEm...are you wanting to sleep with her or are you wanting a potential relationship? If you are just wanting to get with her for the boogity boogity then so be it but considering you're trying this hard and going through all this chaos/"drama" just to be with her...I figure you are actually wanting more and more of her and I mean that by being in a relationship/dating.

Perhaps you could be the difference maker and be someone she doesn't realize existed. She obviously has an odd past so why not make it a positive future and be the one and not just looking for sex.

If by any means she is easy because of the acid, xanax, whatever....then have at it but if you look past that in the sense of pleasuring yourself, ask her to go out because you really want to and not to score. JMO.

[Collier11]

AGREED!

[mdklatt]

Perhaps you could be the difference maker and be someone she doesn't realize existed.

Oh lordy, don't encourage him. That way be dragons. He needs to hit it and quit it, but since I don't think he's got that in him, he just needs to quit it.

[NYC Poke]

I'm sure the sage counsel is much appreciated. But this thread isn't going to be very good if all it's about is SicEm and Drama Girl feeding baby ducks at the pond while sipping Slushees barefoot in the wet grass (presumably while she is listening to the color blue).

[Frozen Sooner]

Any of you posters have 19+ year old daughters that you would like to set up with SicEm? If some of you that have made comments regarding this girl and whatever she is such as easy, this and that, blah blah blah....imagine if it was your daughter being labeled as this and that and see how you would feel. I am not taking any fun out of this but just be careful.

I'd be a bit more concerned with the taking drugs and hanging around with dudes that are close to 30 than I would people who don't know her thinking she's easy.

But that's just me.

[yermom]

all that bothers you about SicEm is that he's almost 30? :D

[SteelClip49]

Hit it and quit it almost sounds like a drive-by except the girl knows it would be SicEm...well, maybe. If she were to be on that stuff as SicEm is trying to get his Quagmire on, wouldn't that be considered a nono considering she wouldn't actually be herself but being in a situation where she really has no control over?

Be careful Bear and make sure the honey is pure and not tweaked.

[Sooner04]

Here's the problem: we give the dude advice, and he ignores it. We offer alternatives to get him out of the debacle he calls a life, and he'd rather go oggle a bunch of decrepit 90-year-olds who might've had a great uncle at Chancellorsville.

What's the point? The guy would rather be miserable and claim a topic of 1500 posts than be out there taking business while keeping the details on the DL ('90s term).

As a guy who went through some of the same crap, although I was 19, not 26, I take offense to his utter regard for the advice of our panel. Even though I'm utterly appalled by the decision-making, or lack thereof on Sic 'Em's part, I still cared about his situation at one time. No more.

**** or get off the pot, Sic 'Em. **** the girl, date the girl, forget the girl, or don't. Whatever. It's you and Sooner Stormchaser now; all alone in a world of catastrophic ineptness.

[LosAngelesSooner]

Hit it and quit it almost sounds like a drive-by except the girl knows it would be SicEm...well, maybe. If she were to be on that stuff as SicEm is trying to get his Quagmire on, wouldn't that be considered a nono considering she wouldn't actually be herself but being in a situation where she really has no control over?

Be careful Bear and make sure the honey is pure and not tweaked.
You HAD to bring up her honey pot.

[LosAngelesSooner]

Here's the problem: we give the dude advice, and he ignores it. We offer alternatives to get him out of the debacle he calls a life, and he'd rather go oggle a bunch of decrepit 90-year-olds who might've had a great uncle at Chancellorsville.

What's the point? The guy would rather be miserable and claim a topic of 1500 posts than be out there taking business while keeping the details on the DL ('90s term).

As a guy who went through some of the same crap, although I was 19, not 26, I take offense to his utter regard for the advice of our panel. Even though I'm utterly appalled by the decision-making, or lack thereof on Sic 'Em's part, I still cared about his situation at one time. No more.

**** or get off the pot, Sic 'Em. **** the girl, date the girl, forget the girl, or don't. Whatever. It's you and Sooner Stormchaser now; all alone in a world of catastrophic ineptness.
*Ahem*



1459



;)

[soonerbrat]

FOURTEEN SIXTY

[Viking Kitten]

Dean'll have this locked down before 1500.

[soonerbrat]

Dean'll have this locked down before 1500.

i dunno.
it's getting close.

[NYC Poke]

Race to 1500!

[Viking Kitten]

Lemme put it this way... if Dean has an ounce of humanity, he'll have it locked before 1500.

[NYC Poke]

Isn't it funny
How a bee likes honey?
Buzz, buzz, buzz,
I wonder why he does?

[proud gonzo]

IN!

[Sooner04]

Sic 'Em be inept
Like say Sooner Stormchaser
Both their palms be red.

[proud gonzo]

Lemme put it this way... if Dean has an ounce of humanity, he'll have it locked before 1500.he's suggested it several times but hasn't ever done it... I think he's skeered.

[proud gonzo]

That or he's just secretly entertained by all of this. I bet dean sits at the computer in his office eating bonbons and reading the thread. It's like a dean soap opera.

oh man, that brings to mind a VERY strange mental image.

[Sooner04]

Pot, pills and acid
Intercourse is imminent
But Sic 'Em gets none.

[NYC Poke]

Virginal SicEm
Entertains all SoonerFans.
The Best. Thread. Ever.

[Collier11]

Dean loves this thread as we all do, its like a really fiery trainwreck but in this case the firefighters have a small chance to save the victim from the burning vehicle

[proud gonzo]

OMG Haikus
On the subject of SicEm
And his epic tale

[proud gonzo]

How did we make it
So far into this saga
Without the haikus?

[proud gonzo]

Dean loves this thread as we all do, its like a really fiery trainwreck but in this case the firefighters have a small chance to save the victim from the burning vehicleexcept in this case the victim is going "toss me some kerosene, bitch, i wanna kiss its hand!"

[BlondeSoonerGirl]

SicEm makes things hard
He over analyzes
Shut up you made this:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v313/SicEmBaylor/IMG_0001.jpg

[Sooner04]

The roll call is brief
Sic 'Em, Stormchaser, Milhouse
No chance to knock boots.

[SicEmBaylor]

As a graduate of Washington & Lee University ('99L), who has been in Lee Chapel face-to-face with the tomb of Gen. Robert E. Lee*, I think I can say that Gen. Lee (the man, not the car) would want you to make time for the girl. When the Civil War was over, he urged everyone to move on.


*Stonewall Jackson's grave is a few blocks away. You should really visit Lexington, VA, if you're interested in this stuff.
Been there three times. I actually may be going back in December.

[Sooner04]

The South lost the war
To the victor goes the spoils
But Sic's palm, still red.

[SicEmBaylor]

I'll report back tonight on how things went with SicEmDate later.

My computer is broke though so I'm posting from my phone and can't type a novel.

[tommieharris91]

I'm sorry
I fail at
Haikus

[NYC Poke]

Been there three times. I actually may be going back in December.

Should've gone in the Fall. The foliage is incredible. Or you could wait for Spring, though it's not exactly what I'd call a Spring Break destination (for most people).

[Sooner04]

I'll report back tonight on how things went with SicEmDate later.

My computer is broke though so I'm posting from my phone and can't type a novel.
Computer is broken
Ravaged by internet porn
Sperm seeps down the desk.

[NYC Poke]

Tommie's haiku fails
Like SicEm with Drama Girl.
Shark jumps the SicEm.

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2008/03/swimmingfail128494092841406250.jpg

[proud gonzo]

SicEm is without
time to write much? No fear!
The haikus are in.

[Viking Kitten]

There once was a young boy named Sicem.
All the girls wanted to kick 'im.
They said "let's be just friends"
He thought that the means to an end
But alas, there was no chance he'd stick 'em.

[NYC Poke]

Are sonnets totally dead or what?

[BlondeSoonerGirl]

I'll report back tonight on how things went with SicEmDate later.

My computer is broke though so I'm posting from my phone and can't type a novel.

We do not care now
We give up on sexy tiemz
Score me some Xanax?

[SbOrOiNaEnR]

Someone go down south
And have sex with SicEmDate
Then laugh at his FAIL.

[Sooner Born Sooner Bred]

What would happen if
SicEmDate trolled Soonerfans?
Mass Hilarity!

[Sooner Born Sooner Bred]

There once was a boy from Baylor
Who met a drama chick but wouldn't nail 'er
She smoked lots of pot
Which made Sic distraught
Making this thread a great big failure

[yermom]

you've gotta love the approximate rhyme of Baylor and failure

[Viking Kitten]

C'mon Dean, 1493, I've got money on this...

[NYC Poke]

Almost there.

[Ardmore_Sooner]

I stopped reading this thread for a week and now I'm playing catch up! This should seriously be written into a book.

[Ardmore_Sooner]

I'll take that bet VK! ;):D

[NormanPride]

This thread is even more full of fail than the SicEmEx thread. Maybe more than the driving the wrong way to meet Melo thread. Holy crap that's a lot of fail for one man to generate!

[Frozen Sooner]

Just kidding.

[Ardmore_Sooner]

A part of me died when this thread was locked.

[Ardmore_Sooner]

#1500 :D